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S01E03 - The Robbery
00:00:34 Is that the way it's supposed to work? I mean...
00:00:37 you could just give someone the toe, really, couldn't you?
00:00:41 I would feel worse if I got the toe than if I got the finger.
00:00:37 you could just give someone the toe, really, couldn't you?
00:00:41 I would feel worse if I got the toe than if I got the finger.
00:00:44 It's not easy to give the toe.
00:00:41 I would feel worse if I got the toe than if I got the finger.
00:00:44 It's not easy to give the toe.
00:00:46 You gotta get the shoe off, the sock off and drive, get it up in the...
00:00:46 You gotta get the shoe off, the sock off and drive, get it up in the...
00:00:51 "Look at that toe, buddy."
00:00:52 I mean, that's really insulting, to get the toe, isn't it?
00:00:51 "Look at that toe, buddy."
00:00:52 I mean, that's really insulting, to get the toe, isn't it?
00:01:00 That it? I've got the Q-Tips, got the mini-umbrella.
S01E05 - The Stock Tip
00:00:29 you got the pants open, you got the napkins destroyed,
00:00:34 cigarette butt in the mashed potatoes.
00:00:37 Then the check comes at that moment.
S02E04 - The Phone Message
00:17:06 Okay, okay.
00:17:08 The signal is... I'll call out "Tippy toe!"
00:17:12 Tippy toe?
00:17:08 The signal is... I'll call out "Tippy toe!"
00:17:12 Tippy toe?
00:17:14 I don't think so.
00:17:14 I don't think so.
00:17:15 You don't like tippy toe?
00:17:17 No tippy toe.
00:17:15 You don't like tippy toe?
00:17:17 No tippy toe.
00:17:19 All right, uh...
00:19:57 Please. This is-- This is very important.
00:20:07 Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree!
00:20:10 Now I know who you are!
S02E06 - The Statue
00:11:48 I told them to expect the surprise of a lifetime.
00:11:51 My mother's making her roasted potatoes.
00:11:53 George, do you realize
00:18:44 Okay, fine.
00:18:47 I don't see why this should affect the potatoes.
00:18:49 Okay! Goodbye.
00:22:01 They can't get through that."
00:22:04 "I put the wallet down by the toe of the sneaker.
00:22:07 "They never look there.
S02E09 - The Deal
00:21:20 Go to the cafeteria line,
00:21:22 with the guy who slops those mashed potatoes onto your plate.
00:21:26 Go to the bathroom in front of hundreds of people.
S03E03 - The Pen
00:03:24 What about her?
00:03:27 You know, look at, uh, the sun-dried tomatoes.
00:03:30 Where were they five years ago?
S03E08 - The Tape
00:01:16 Yeah, I was doing some new material.
00:01:18 Hey, did you ever do that thing on the toes that I said?
00:01:20 Huh?
00:01:20 Huh?
00:01:22 You know how, like, the big toe is like the captain of the toes,
00:01:25 but sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big
00:01:22 You know how, like, the big toe is like the captain of the toes,
00:01:25 but sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big
00:01:28 that there's, like, a power struggle
00:01:28 that there's, like, a power struggle
00:01:30 and the second toe assumes control of the foot.
00:01:32 The "coup d'-toe."
00:01:30 and the second toe assumes control of the foot.
00:01:32 The "coup d'-toe."
00:01:33 Yeah.
00:15:13 Nowhere, nowhere. I'll be right out.
00:15:15 How often do you cut your toenails?
00:15:21 I would say every two and a half to eight weeks.
00:15:27 I was sleeping with Marion, and I rolled over
00:15:29 and I cut her ankle with my big toe.
00:15:33 The big toe, the captain.
00:15:29 and I cut her ankle with my big toe.
00:15:33 The big toe, the captain.
00:15:36 What?
00:15:36 What?
00:15:37 The captain of the toes.
00:15:43 Hello?
00:18:30 It's kind of private.
00:18:31 Like the big toe captain, what?
00:18:33 Oh, so you're doing my bit?
S03E21 - The Letter
00:21:54 This steak is excellent, by the way.
00:21:56 More potatoes?
00:21:57 Yeah, yeah, sure. Please.
S04E01 - The Trip (1)
00:13:14 I like to have a lot of room, you know.
00:13:16 I like to have my toes pointed up in the air.
00:13:18 I just like to scrunch up the blankets.
S05E07 - The Non-Fat Yogurt
00:22:17 What the hell is "consarnit," anyway?
00:22:20 I mean, you've stubbed your toe, and you say, "Consarnit,"
00:22:22 you might as well say, "Yippee!"
S05E11 - The Conversion
00:20:08 I got a little defensive.
00:20:09 And that pinkie toe!
00:20:10 Oh.
00:20:10 Come on!
00:20:12 How adorable is the pinkie toe?
00:20:15 It's my favorite toe.
00:20:12 How adorable is the pinkie toe?
00:20:15 It's my favorite toe.
00:20:16 Let's face it.
S05E12 - The Stall
00:07:27 You want a rush?
00:07:29 Drop a ball on your toe, my friend!
00:07:32 Talk about a rush. You'll be throbbing!
S05E13 - The Dinner Party
00:18:54 Sorry?
00:18:55 You almost took my toe off!
00:18:57 Why don't you watch what you're doing, you lunatic!
00:18:57 Why don't you watch what you're doing, you lunatic!
00:19:01 Oh, Jerry, I think he broke my toe.
00:19:06 Wh-- Where you going?
S05E20 - The Fire
00:15:17 Sss! Boo!
00:15:19 My pinkie toe!
00:15:21 Toby!
00:15:44 and a street sweeper ran over her foot
00:15:46 and severed her pinkie toe.
00:15:49 That's unbelievable!
00:15:50 Yeah. Then after the ambulance left,
00:15:52 I found the toe.
00:15:54 So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice
00:15:59 No. I jumped on the bus.
00:16:01 I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy. Step on it."
00:16:05 Holy cow!
00:16:09 this guy pulls out a gun.
00:16:11 Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinkie toe,
00:16:14 So I got out of the seat and started walking towards him.
00:17:08 Well, people kept ringing the bell!
00:17:14 Well, what about the toe?
00:17:16 What happened to the toe?
00:17:14 Well, what about the toe?
00:17:16 What happened to the toe?
00:17:17 Well, I am happy to say
00:17:19 the little guy's back in place at the end of the line.
00:17:24 You did all this for a pinkie toe?
00:17:29 Well, it's a valuable appendage.
00:17:29 Well, it's a valuable appendage.
00:17:34 So Kramer found the toe,
00:17:36 and they reattached it.
00:18:13 I'll tell you why.
00:18:14 Because of her pinkie toe. That's why.
00:18:17 Because Lippman felt so sorry for her,
00:18:21 Too bad.
00:18:22 Sure, the pinkie toe is cute,
00:18:24 but I mean, what is it?
S05E21 - The Hamptons
00:02:32 But I have to stop at a vegetable stand.
00:02:34 - What for? - My mother loves Hampton tomatoes.
00:02:37 She's nuts for Hampton tomatoes.
00:02:34 - What for? - My mother loves Hampton tomatoes.
00:02:37 She's nuts for Hampton tomatoes.
00:02:40 Can you buy them later?
00:03:04 - You must have been excited. - Yeah.
00:03:07 I gotta go get those tomatoes. You wanna go?
00:03:09 - I don't think so. - Okay. I'll see you later.
00:03:09 - I don't think so. - Okay. I'll see you later.
00:03:15 - Anybody want some tomatoes? - No, thanks.
00:03:18 I'm gonna take a dip.
00:08:23 - She's got greeting problems. - Yeah.
00:08:26 Boy, I love these Hampton tomatoes.
00:08:28 You know, you can eat them like apples.
00:09:23 You saw Jane topless?
00:09:25 Well, when you went for the tomatoes, she lied out topless.
00:09:29 Oh, you mean facedown on her chest.
S06E02 - The Big Salad
00:02:45 Big lettuce, big carrots,
00:02:47 tomatoes like volleyballs.
00:02:50 So, you're gonna be upstairs? Mm-hm.
S06E04 - The Chinese Woman
00:10:09 You know what I like about manhattan?
00:10:11 There's no mosquitoes.
00:10:14 Plenty of mosquitoes.
00:10:11 There's no mosquitoes.
00:10:14 Plenty of mosquitoes.
00:10:17 Queens is full of mosquitoes.
00:10:14 Plenty of mosquitoes.
00:10:17 Queens is full of mosquitoes.
00:10:18 So, dad--
S06E06 - The Gymnast
00:13:49 Oh, great.
00:13:51 Jerry, that is such small potatoes.
00:13:53 I think that I may have single-handedly
S06E13 - The Scofflaw
00:11:23 Hey, look who's over there.
00:11:25 Miss Cool Toes.
00:11:28 Check this out, Jack.
S06E16 - The Beard
00:00:58 Have you ever been to the ballet?
00:01:00 No, but I've seen people on tiptoes.
00:01:03 -You know, I'm going as a beard. -A beard?
S06E23 - The Face Painter
00:13:14 He seems depressed. He's lost his appetite.
00:13:18 He's even curtailed his autoerotic activities.
00:13:24 And we think this is directly related to the altercation he had with you.
S07E04 - The Wink
00:13:39 and it's where I sleep.
00:13:43 We'll have to sleep head-to-toe.
00:13:45 Head-to-toe?
00:13:43 We'll have to sleep head-to-toe.
00:13:45 Head-to-toe?
00:13:46 Head-to-toe.
00:13:45 Head-to-toe?
00:13:46 Head-to-toe.
00:14:10 Hey.
00:15:41 Reversed positions?
00:15:43 Yeah. Head-to-toe.
00:15:46 So what? Your genitals are still lined up.
S07E07 - The Secret Code
00:03:07 The bathroom door.
00:03:09 I remember someone had played tic-tac-toe on it,
00:03:11 and the Xs won.
S07E08 - The Pool Guy
00:00:03 When did tick-tack-toe become the pound sign?
00:00:05 That's what I'd like to know.
S07E21E22 - The Bottle Deposit
00:00:14 He looks like Al Jolson.
00:00:15 He's covered in goo from head to toe.
00:00:17 You can't even see him.
S08E02 - The Soul Mate
00:00:22 No, it's like a weapon.
00:00:24 You know what's really a weapon? That big toenail.
00:00:26 You let that grow for a month,
S08E03 - The Bizarro Jerry
00:03:01 So how'd it go with Kevin?
00:03:02 Did you steel-toe his ass back to Kentucky?
00:03:05 You are not gonna believe this.
S08E10 - The Andrea Doria
00:04:25 No, no, no. No doctors for me.
00:04:27 Bunch of lackeys and yes men all toein' the company line.
00:04:32 Plus they botched my vasectomy.
S09E07 - The Slicer
00:04:20 the apartment that always smells
00:04:22 like, uh, potatoes?
00:04:23 Your whole building smells like potatoes.
00:04:22 like, uh, potatoes?
00:04:23 Your whole building smells like potatoes.
00:04:25 This jackass goes to Paris,
00:04:47 I think we might have one left in the stockroom.
00:04:54 My, this hallway smells like potatoes.
00:04:57 I know, I know. This is it.
00:15:06 Hey! Get the hell out of here!
00:15:08 Whoa, that's a lot of potatoes.
00:15:13 So George took my slicer down to Kruger,
S09E14 - The Strong Box
00:01:09 Sometimes at restaurants she talks to her food.
00:01:12 Ooh, Mr. Mashed Potatoes, you are so good.
00:01:15 You have an airtight case.
S09E16 - The Burning
00:12:40 She lost her thumbs in a tractor accident,
00:12:43 and they grafted her big toes on.
00:12:49 They do it every day.
00:12:49 They do it every day.
00:12:51 You think she's got toes for thumbs?
00:12:54 How's her handshake?
00:15:58 Don't see why she's more self-conscious
00:15:59 about that than her toe-thumbs.
00:16:01 She doesn't have toe-thumbs.
00:15:59 about that than her toe-thumbs.
00:16:01 She doesn't have toe-thumbs.
00:16:05 Well, if she keeps horsing around with those trac...
S09E17 - The Bookstore
00:18:32 te, ta...
00:18:33 toe.
00:18:33 Yeah.