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| 00:00:34 | Is that the way it's supposed to work? I mean... |
| 00:00:37 | you could just give someone the toe, really, couldn't you? |
| 00:00:41 | I would feel worse if I got the toe than if I got the finger. |
| 00:00:37 | you could just give someone the toe, really, couldn't you? |
| 00:00:41 | I would feel worse if I got the toe than if I got the finger. |
| 00:00:44 | It's not easy to give the toe. |
| 00:00:41 | I would feel worse if I got the toe than if I got the finger. |
| 00:00:44 | It's not easy to give the toe. |
| 00:00:46 | You gotta get the shoe off, the sock off and drive, get it up in the... |
| 00:00:46 | You gotta get the shoe off, the sock off and drive, get it up in the... |
| 00:00:51 | "Look at that toe, buddy." |
| 00:00:52 | I mean, that's really insulting, to get the toe, isn't it? |
| 00:00:51 | "Look at that toe, buddy." |
| 00:00:52 | I mean, that's really insulting, to get the toe, isn't it? |
| 00:01:00 | That it? I've got the Q-Tips, got the mini-umbrella. |
| 00:00:29 | you got the pants open, you got the napkins destroyed, |
| 00:00:34 | cigarette butt in the mashed potatoes. |
| 00:00:37 | Then the check comes at that moment. |
| 00:17:06 | Okay, okay. |
| 00:17:08 | The signal is... I'll call out "Tippy toe!" |
| 00:17:12 | Tippy toe? |
| 00:17:08 | The signal is... I'll call out "Tippy toe!" |
| 00:17:12 | Tippy toe? |
| 00:17:14 | I don't think so. |
| 00:17:14 | I don't think so. |
| 00:17:15 | You don't like tippy toe? |
| 00:17:17 | No tippy toe. |
| 00:17:15 | You don't like tippy toe? |
| 00:17:17 | No tippy toe. |
| 00:17:19 | All right, uh... |
| 00:19:57 | Please. This is-- This is very important. |
| 00:20:07 | Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree! |
| 00:20:10 | Now I know who you are! |
| 00:11:48 | I told them to expect the surprise of a lifetime. |
| 00:11:51 | My mother's making her roasted potatoes. |
| 00:11:53 | George, do you realize |
| 00:18:44 | Okay, fine. |
| 00:18:47 | I don't see why this should affect the potatoes. |
| 00:18:49 | Okay! Goodbye. |
| 00:22:01 | They can't get through that." |
| 00:22:04 | "I put the wallet down by the toe of the sneaker. |
| 00:22:07 | "They never look there. |
| 00:21:20 | Go to the cafeteria line, |
| 00:21:22 | with the guy who slops those mashed potatoes onto your plate. |
| 00:21:26 | Go to the bathroom in front of hundreds of people. |
| 00:03:24 | What about her? |
| 00:03:27 | You know, look at, uh, the sun-dried tomatoes. |
| 00:03:30 | Where were they five years ago? |
| 00:01:16 | Yeah, I was doing some new material. |
| 00:01:18 | Hey, did you ever do that thing on the toes that I said? |
| 00:01:20 | Huh? |
| 00:01:20 | Huh? |
| 00:01:22 | You know how, like, the big toe is like the captain of the toes, |
| 00:01:25 | but sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big |
| 00:01:22 | You know how, like, the big toe is like the captain of the toes, |
| 00:01:25 | but sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big |
| 00:01:28 | that there's, like, a power struggle |
| 00:01:28 | that there's, like, a power struggle |
| 00:01:30 | and the second toe assumes control of the foot. |
| 00:01:32 | The "coup d'-toe." |
| 00:01:30 | and the second toe assumes control of the foot. |
| 00:01:32 | The "coup d'-toe." |
| 00:01:33 | Yeah. |
| 00:15:13 | Nowhere, nowhere. I'll be right out. |
| 00:15:15 | How often do you cut your toenails? |
| 00:15:21 | I would say every two and a half to eight weeks. |
| 00:15:27 | I was sleeping with Marion, and I rolled over |
| 00:15:29 | and I cut her ankle with my big toe. |
| 00:15:33 | The big toe, the captain. |
| 00:15:29 | and I cut her ankle with my big toe. |
| 00:15:33 | The big toe, the captain. |
| 00:15:36 | What? |
| 00:15:36 | What? |
| 00:15:37 | The captain of the toes. |
| 00:15:43 | Hello? |
| 00:18:30 | It's kind of private. |
| 00:18:31 | Like the big toe captain, what? |
| 00:18:33 | Oh, so you're doing my bit? |
| 00:21:54 | This steak is excellent, by the way. |
| 00:21:56 | More potatoes? |
| 00:21:57 | Yeah, yeah, sure. Please. |
| 00:13:14 | I like to have a lot of room, you know. |
| 00:13:16 | I like to have my toes pointed up in the air. |
| 00:13:18 | I just like to scrunch up the blankets. |
| 00:22:17 | What the hell is "consarnit," anyway? |
| 00:22:20 | I mean, you've stubbed your toe, and you say, "Consarnit," |
| 00:22:22 | you might as well say, "Yippee!" |
| 00:20:08 | I got a little defensive. |
| 00:20:09 | And that pinkie toe! |
| 00:20:10 | Oh. |
| 00:20:10 | Come on! |
| 00:20:12 | How adorable is the pinkie toe? |
| 00:20:15 | It's my favorite toe. |
| 00:20:12 | How adorable is the pinkie toe? |
| 00:20:15 | It's my favorite toe. |
| 00:20:16 | Let's face it. |
| 00:07:27 | You want a rush? |
| 00:07:29 | Drop a ball on your toe, my friend! |
| 00:07:32 | Talk about a rush. You'll be throbbing! |
| 00:18:54 | Sorry? |
| 00:18:55 | You almost took my toe off! |
| 00:18:57 | Why don't you watch what you're doing, you lunatic! |
| 00:18:57 | Why don't you watch what you're doing, you lunatic! |
| 00:19:01 | Oh, Jerry, I think he broke my toe. |
| 00:19:06 | Wh-- Where you going? |
| 00:15:17 | Sss! Boo! |
| 00:15:19 | My pinkie toe! |
| 00:15:21 | Toby! |
| 00:15:44 | and a street sweeper ran over her foot |
| 00:15:46 | and severed her pinkie toe. |
| 00:15:49 | That's unbelievable! |
| 00:15:50 | Yeah. Then after the ambulance left, |
| 00:15:52 | I found the toe. |
| 00:15:54 | So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice |
| 00:15:59 | No. I jumped on the bus. |
| 00:16:01 | I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy. Step on it." |
| 00:16:05 | Holy cow! |
| 00:16:09 | this guy pulls out a gun. |
| 00:16:11 | Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinkie toe, |
| 00:16:14 | So I got out of the seat and started walking towards him. |
| 00:17:08 | Well, people kept ringing the bell! |
| 00:17:14 | Well, what about the toe? |
| 00:17:16 | What happened to the toe? |
| 00:17:14 | Well, what about the toe? |
| 00:17:16 | What happened to the toe? |
| 00:17:17 | Well, I am happy to say |
| 00:17:19 | the little guy's back in place at the end of the line. |
| 00:17:24 | You did all this for a pinkie toe? |
| 00:17:29 | Well, it's a valuable appendage. |
| 00:17:29 | Well, it's a valuable appendage. |
| 00:17:34 | So Kramer found the toe, |
| 00:17:36 | and they reattached it. |
| 00:18:13 | I'll tell you why. |
| 00:18:14 | Because of her pinkie toe. That's why. |
| 00:18:17 | Because Lippman felt so sorry for her, |
| 00:18:21 | Too bad. |
| 00:18:22 | Sure, the pinkie toe is cute, |
| 00:18:24 | but I mean, what is it? |
| 00:02:32 | But I have to stop at a vegetable stand. |
| 00:02:34 | - What for? - My mother loves Hampton tomatoes. |
| 00:02:37 | She's nuts for Hampton tomatoes. |
| 00:02:34 | - What for? - My mother loves Hampton tomatoes. |
| 00:02:37 | She's nuts for Hampton tomatoes. |
| 00:02:40 | Can you buy them later? |
| 00:03:04 | - You must have been excited. - Yeah. |
| 00:03:07 | I gotta go get those tomatoes. You wanna go? |
| 00:03:09 | - I don't think so. - Okay. I'll see you later. |
| 00:03:09 | - I don't think so. - Okay. I'll see you later. |
| 00:03:15 | - Anybody want some tomatoes? - No, thanks. |
| 00:03:18 | I'm gonna take a dip. |
| 00:08:23 | - She's got greeting problems. - Yeah. |
| 00:08:26 | Boy, I love these Hampton tomatoes. |
| 00:08:28 | You know, you can eat them like apples. |
| 00:09:23 | You saw Jane topless? |
| 00:09:25 | Well, when you went for the tomatoes, she lied out topless. |
| 00:09:29 | Oh, you mean facedown on her chest. |
| 00:02:45 | Big lettuce, big carrots, |
| 00:02:47 | tomatoes like volleyballs. |
| 00:02:50 | So, you're gonna be upstairs? Mm-hm. |
| 00:10:09 | You know what I like about manhattan? |
| 00:10:11 | There's no mosquitoes. |
| 00:10:14 | Plenty of mosquitoes. |
| 00:10:11 | There's no mosquitoes. |
| 00:10:14 | Plenty of mosquitoes. |
| 00:10:17 | Queens is full of mosquitoes. |
| 00:10:14 | Plenty of mosquitoes. |
| 00:10:17 | Queens is full of mosquitoes. |
| 00:10:18 | So, dad-- |
| 00:13:49 | Oh, great. |
| 00:13:51 | Jerry, that is such small potatoes. |
| 00:13:53 | I think that I may have single-handedly |
| 00:11:23 | Hey, look who's over there. |
| 00:11:25 | Miss Cool Toes. |
| 00:11:28 | Check this out, Jack. |
| 00:00:58 | Have you ever been to the ballet? |
| 00:01:00 | No, but I've seen people on tiptoes. |
| 00:01:03 | -You know, I'm going as a beard. -A beard? |
| 00:13:14 | He seems depressed. He's lost his appetite. |
| 00:13:18 | He's even curtailed his autoerotic activities. |
| 00:13:24 | And we think this is directly related to the altercation he had with you. |
| 00:13:39 | and it's where I sleep. |
| 00:13:43 | We'll have to sleep head-to-toe. |
| 00:13:45 | Head-to-toe? |
| 00:13:43 | We'll have to sleep head-to-toe. |
| 00:13:45 | Head-to-toe? |
| 00:13:46 | Head-to-toe. |
| 00:13:45 | Head-to-toe? |
| 00:13:46 | Head-to-toe. |
| 00:14:10 | Hey. |
| 00:15:41 | Reversed positions? |
| 00:15:43 | Yeah. Head-to-toe. |
| 00:15:46 | So what? Your genitals are still lined up. |
| 00:03:07 | The bathroom door. |
| 00:03:09 | I remember someone had played tic-tac-toe on it, |
| 00:03:11 | and the Xs won. |
| 00:00:03 | When did tick-tack-toe become the pound sign? |
| 00:00:05 | That's what I'd like to know. |
| 00:00:14 | He looks like Al Jolson. |
| 00:00:15 | He's covered in goo from head to toe. |
| 00:00:17 | You can't even see him. |
| 00:00:22 | No, it's like a weapon. |
| 00:00:24 | You know what's really a weapon? That big toenail. |
| 00:00:26 | You let that grow for a month, |
| 00:03:01 | So how'd it go with Kevin? |
| 00:03:02 | Did you steel-toe his ass back to Kentucky? |
| 00:03:05 | You are not gonna believe this. |
| 00:04:25 | No, no, no. No doctors for me. |
| 00:04:27 | Bunch of lackeys and yes men all toein' the company line. |
| 00:04:32 | Plus they botched my vasectomy. |
| 00:04:20 | the apartment that always smells |
| 00:04:22 | like, uh, potatoes? |
| 00:04:23 | Your whole building smells like potatoes. |
| 00:04:22 | like, uh, potatoes? |
| 00:04:23 | Your whole building smells like potatoes. |
| 00:04:25 | This jackass goes to Paris, |
| 00:04:47 | I think we might have one left in the stockroom. |
| 00:04:54 | My, this hallway smells like potatoes. |
| 00:04:57 | I know, I know. This is it. |
| 00:15:06 | Hey! Get the hell out of here! |
| 00:15:08 | Whoa, that's a lot of potatoes. |
| 00:15:13 | So George took my slicer down to Kruger, |
| 00:01:09 | Sometimes at restaurants she talks to her food. |
| 00:01:12 | Ooh, Mr. Mashed Potatoes, you are so good. |
| 00:01:15 | You have an airtight case. |
| 00:12:40 | She lost her thumbs in a tractor accident, |
| 00:12:43 | and they grafted her big toes on. |
| 00:12:49 | They do it every day. |
| 00:12:49 | They do it every day. |
| 00:12:51 | You think she's got toes for thumbs? |
| 00:12:54 | How's her handshake? |
| 00:15:58 | Don't see why she's more self-conscious |
| 00:15:59 | about that than her toe-thumbs. |
| 00:16:01 | She doesn't have toe-thumbs. |
| 00:15:59 | about that than her toe-thumbs. |
| 00:16:01 | She doesn't have toe-thumbs. |
| 00:16:05 | Well, if she keeps horsing around with those trac... |
| 00:18:32 | te, ta... |
| 00:18:33 | toe. |
| 00:18:33 | Yeah. |