S01E01 - The Seinfeld Chronicles
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Know how people talk about
"We should go out"? |
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This is what they're talking about. |
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This whole thing. We're all out now. |
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And the conversation,
though, l mean, it was.... |
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Talking with her was like talking with you... |
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but, you know,
obviously much better. |
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- I rest my case.
- Good, good. Did you have fun? |
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You have no idea what you're talking about. Come with me. |
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I gotta go get my stuff
out of the dryer. |
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Oh, yeah, right. |
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You have no idea who I'm talking about, do you? |
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No. |
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to your little...
conversation. |
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No. You were talking about the, um, the dream you had |
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where you were, um--
you had wooden teeth. |
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You know, Jerry,
we don't have to do this. |
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What are you talking about? |
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It's fine.
I love having you here. |
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I like Elaine
more than Loni Anderson. |
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What are you two talking about? |
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Look, Elaine
just wasn't the one. |
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Can you conduct
your business...
elsewhere? |
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No, I'm talking about a whole chain of them. |
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Yeah. |
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This friendship,
it's not working. |
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Not working? What are you talking about? |
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We're just not...
suited to be friends. |
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Hmm, that is worse. |
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So, we order lunch, and we're talking. |
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Finally, she blurts out
how it's not working. |
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You don't call back,
they call again. |
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The only way to get through talking with people |
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that you don't really have
anything in common with |
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I have to say, |
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those people talking behind us really ruined that movie for me. |
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Why didn't you do something? |
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So what? |
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I'll start talking to him, you know, casual. |
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I'll work my way
around to it. |
S02E01 - The Ex-Girlfriend
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Jerry, have you ever
taken a bath in the dark? |
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I'm not talking into the soap right now. |
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Call me back. |
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He knows the whole history
of the park. |
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For two hours, he's talking and answering questions. |
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But you wanna know something? |
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Hey, little boy. |
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Yeah, I'm talking to you. Just-- |
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Behind the barricades." |
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All right, just say something. |
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Just start talking. |
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Change the subject. |
S02E04 - The Phone Message
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you got your enthusiastic hi,
go ahead. |
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So, we're talking, |
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and I don't like to go too
long before I ask them out. |
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That is what is clever
about it, |
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that they're not talking about the pants. |
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But they're talking
about nothing! |
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that they're not talking
about the pants. |
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But they're talking about nothing! |
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I know the point! |
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No, he didn't actually
tell me that. |
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We were talking about that commercial. |
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In fact,
I think I brought it up, |
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Why'd you have
to get me in trouble? |
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I don't like you talking about me |
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with your friends
behind my back. |
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[SPEAKING SPANISH] |
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What's the matter with you? I'm talking! |
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So, Jerry, you know anybody
who needs an apartment? |
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Jumping up and down? |
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What are you talking about? Come on. Cough it up. |
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Oh, Elaine,
you know the way I am, |
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All the time. |
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The problem with talking |
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is that nobody stops you
from saying the wrong thing. |
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Please.
Don't insult me, my friend. |
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Remember who you're talking to. |
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No one's a bigger idiot
than me. |
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Elaine. |
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What are you talking about? |
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I just found a guy
who's willing to pay $10,000 |
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Some people you can't shush
in a movie theater. |
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There's always a certain group of people talking and talking. |
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Everyone around them
is shushing them,
shushing them. |
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Yeah. |
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-What are you talking about? -What are you talking about? |
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-What's he talking about?
-I'm talking about the statue. |
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-What are you talking about?
-What are you talking about? |
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-What's he talking about? -I'm talking about the statue. |
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-Yeah, me too.
-Give it back to whom? |
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and you'll be sorry.
You got me? |
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Got you? I don't know what you're talking about. |
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Good, good.
Let's keep it that way. |
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And then... |
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somehow we started talking about what if we had sex. |
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Boy, these are really
bad details. |
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Well, what? |
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We're talking. |
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Oh, the relationship. |
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"Tell me your story.
I don't wanna hear anymore. |
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Shut up. Next guy. What are you talking about? |
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Is there a girl in that story?
No? Shut up. |
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What have you got?
I don't wanna hear that. |
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What are you talking about? Don't wanna hear it. |
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Now, the whole of you,
get out of here. I'm going to bed." |
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Red shirt! Red shirt!
That's the red shirt! |
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- What are you talking about? - You're wearing the chocolate shirt! |
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I am. What a strange coincidence. |
S02E11 - The Chinese Restaurant
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I'll give you 25 if you let me do it. |
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- What? - What is she talking about? |
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What did she say?
What did she say? |
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It wasn't your fault. |
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Come on. He's not stalking you. |
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Hey.
Hey. |
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You'll have already left,
then what do I do? |
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Oh, you're talking too much. |
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Where's my sweater? |
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Because you bumped
into me. |
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Who do you think you're talking to, pal? |
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Hey, get your hands
off me! |
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I'm sure they're impeccable. |
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I'm talking about the ones that forge them. |
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You know, I think
this is really helping. |
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I never said
I'd do that. |
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What are you talking about? |
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That's 75 bucks. |
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Jerry. |
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Why are you talking like that? |
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What do you want? |
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We don't use it. |
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What are you talking about? We use it. |
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If you were using it,
we wouldn't use it. |
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that you made him
give you the pen. |
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They're talking about it right now. |
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So you want me to return it? |
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-Who?
-Blanche. |
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What are you talking about? |
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Hello? |
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Oh, you didn't
give it to him? |
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What are you talking about? |
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He practically
begged me for it. |
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to write some
material for you. |
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What are you talking-- Jeffrey works for the Parks Department. |
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Read the letters
he's written. |
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I tell you. |
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You. I'm talking about people. |
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Are we still going
to the movies tonight? |
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I won't enjoy myself. |
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That's right, Farfel, I'm talking about you! |
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Just me and George alone? |
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has a very active
sexual-social life? |
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He's always talking about dates and women that he knows |
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and bringing them back
to the suitcase at night. |
S03E06 - The Parking Garage
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They can't live in plastic. |
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That's not me talking. That's science! |
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It's amazing how shopping
makes me have to go. |
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Have you gone in there? |
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No, I'm afraid we'll start talking, |
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and I'll wind up
going partners with him. |
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Oh, how did you
hear about us? |
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Uh... people. People are talking. |
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Smoking
or nonsmoking? |
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Food? What food? |
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What are you talking about? |
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Where did you get food? |
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I can't believe
what I'm hearing. |
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Th-this woman's talking to me on my tape recorder while I was on stage. |
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This is wild. |
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No, I meant
the bald cure. |
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We were talking about the bald cure! |
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Well, what did she say? |
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Oh. Okay. |
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Ooh. Well, we're talking with Elaine Benes, adult-film star... |
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on the... set
of her new picture, |
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Eh...
I'll drive. |
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Oh, well, now you're talking. |
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It's supposed
to be a good party. |
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They hold that countdown. |
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He's leaning against the rocket, talking to her, |
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"So listen,
when I get back, |
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I don't go to the bathroom
for the rest of the day. |
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I see her laughing and talking with other people. |
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They're all so loose
and relaxed. |
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You don't think
I remember you? |
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What are you talking about? |
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I know who you are.
I was watching you. |
S03E11 - The Alternate Side
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"Hey, Marge, see
those two people? |
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"They think I'm talking to you. |
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"So you pretend like
you're talking to me. |
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"They think
I'm talking to you. |
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"So you pretend like you're talking to me. |
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Okay, now you start
talking." |
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"So you pretend like
you're talking to me. |
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Okay, now you start talking." |
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"You mean like this?
So it looks like
I'm saying something, |
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Do you have anything
like that?" |
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Oh, yeah. Like you know what you're talking about? |
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Oh, no. You do. |
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There's Elaine. |
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See that guy she's talking with? |
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That's her new boyfriend. |
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What? What red dot? |
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What are you talking about? |
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Jerry,
come here for a second. |
S03E14 - The Pez Dispenser
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You know? |
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Were you talking? I couldn't hear anything. |
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I was telling you
about Noel. |
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Nnnn...
I don't know. |
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This is what I'm talking about. |
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Okay. I'll think
about you. |
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The beach. |
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What are you talking about? |
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Oh, I'm talking about
the beach. |
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What are you talking about? |
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Oh, I'm talking about the beach. |
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What about it? |
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What's the plan? |
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Do I have to talk? I don't feel like talking. |
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Well, if he's not
gonna talk, |
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he's hostile, |
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he's talking back. |
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I can't do these puzzles. |
S03E17E18 - The Boyfriend
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I know he's just a guy,
but I really like him. |
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Who are you talking about? |
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Uh, Keith, uh, Hernandez. |
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the past five years. |
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What the hell are you two talking about? |
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Oh, that
was really fun. Thanks. |
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Okay. O-- Okay. |
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Who do you think you're talking to? |
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What are you,
you trying to make
a joke, Mrs. Sokol? |
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over by that
gravelly road. |
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Anyway, he was talking to someone, |
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and they were pointing at you. |
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Why did you call him O'Brien
and him Murphy? |
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No, he was talking to me. He's cross-eyed. |
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It can be very confusing. |
S03E20 - The Good Samaritan
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with a married couple, |
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talking about their married friends |
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and their married furniture. |
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I'm gonna be on the road
for three weeks. |
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Excuse me, I've got a maniac stalking me. |
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I'm not staying in the city. |
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You know,
it's not really that terrible. |
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What are you talking about? |
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She completely
misrepresented herself. |
S03E22 - The Parking Space
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I think
your car got stolen again. |
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What are you talking about? |
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Well, you parked it
on 84th and Columbus, right? |
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He's arguing with some guy
about a parking space. |
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What are you talking about? |
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Well, look out
the window.
You'll see. |
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A flea market?
You went to a flea market? |
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Hey, who's talking to you? |
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We just didn't
think of you. |
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What're you asking
this guy for? |
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Who's talking to you? |
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He's right.
Never. |
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He said the guy was
just sitting over there. |
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What are you talking about? |
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This guy was
there first. |
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I just don't feel right
about letting you
into Elaine's apartment. |
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Don't feel right? What are you talking about? |
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I shouldn't have
let you into Kramer's. |
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Exactly. |
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You know what I'm talking about, right? |
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Oh, yes.
It's too tight. |
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Oh, nice kid.
A really good kid. |
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You know, we're talking about doing a project together. |
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Kramer, you've been arrested
as a serial killer. |
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and the way
I'll always do it. |
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Kramer, what the hell are you talking about? |
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Well, what do you
want me to say? |
S04E03E04 - The Pitch-The Ticket
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What? |
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This. Just talking. |
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Yeah. Right. |
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No, I'm really serious.
I think that's a good idea. |
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Just talking? Well, what's the show about? |
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It's about nothing. |
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Since when are you a writer? |
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What writer? We're talking about a sitcom. |
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You want to go with me to NBC? |
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Okay. Okay. Look. |
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You do all the talking, okay? |
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Oh, relax.
Who are they? |
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like the way they did
with the Elephant Man. |
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That's what I'm talking about, |
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because that's the only way
you're gonna get better. |
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I really want to
be clear about this. |
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Are you talking about the woman in the meeting? |
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Is that the woman
you're talking about? |
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Are you talking about
the woman in the meeting? |
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Is that the woman you're talking about? |
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Yeah. |
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Ah, get out of here.
The vomiting is much funnier. |
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Oh, like you know what you're talking about. |
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No. You do. |
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Here, I got it. |
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What are you talking about? |
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It's my car.
Let me pay for the gas. |
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You know, |
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I'm really uncomfortable talking about this. |
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Elaine, I want you
to do me a favor. |
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Why did you leave
your wallet in your pants? |
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What are you talking about? |
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What, was I supposed to
hide it somewhere? |
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He said they almost had to
call the police. |
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What are you talking about? |
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I'm the one who should've
called the police. |
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Blossom's on Monday. |
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Are you sure? Oh, look who I'm talking to. |
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The president of NBC. |
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He's a terrific guy. |
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What are you talking about? What did he say? |
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Well, we talked about
a lot of things. |
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00:22:09
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It's very intimidating
to the nonsmoker, |
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00:22:11
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because it's like talking to someone that's going, |
|
00:22:13
|
"My head could open up,
lava could explode out, |
S04E08 - The Cheever Letters
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00:07:49
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that it was a real treat |
|
00:07:51
|
talking to you on the phone, |
|
00:07:53
|
and she thought
I was being sarcastic, |
|
00:07:56
|
She thought I meant, |
|
00:07:58
|
"Yeah, it's a real treat talking to her on the phone," |
|
00:08:00
|
but I was really
being sincere. |
|
00:10:46
|
How could you say
something like that to me? |
|
00:10:48
|
What? You were the one who was talking dirty. |
|
00:10:50
|
I was just trying to keep up. |
|
00:11:20
|
They don't wanna hear
about it. They really don't. |
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00:11:27
|
So we're drinking and talking, |
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00:11:28
|
and so she starts
rubbing my leg. |
|
00:12:08
|
You know, it's getting
a little passionate,
and, uh... |
|
00:12:12
|
she starts with the dirty talking. |
|
00:12:13
|
All right. All right. |
|
00:12:50
|
That's absolutely filthy. |
|
00:12:53
|
And then she starts talking about her panties. |
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00:12:56
|
I'm going to need
some water here. |
|
00:13:07
|
Okay? |
|
00:13:09
|
So she's talking about her panties... |
|
00:13:12
|
So, uh... |
|
00:16:24
|
and I've concluded,
from the basis of those talks, |
|
00:16:25
|
that this isn't anybody you should be talking to. |
|
00:16:27
|
Really? You really think
I should fire her? |
|
00:22:25
|
and they're all...
laid out for me. |
|
00:22:42
|
There's this whole talking-during-sex business. |
|
00:22:45
|
I mean,
what are we doing here? |
|
00:22:47
|
The question is, |
|
00:22:48
|
does the talking really improve the sex, |
|
00:22:51
|
or is the sex act now just
there to spice up
the conversation? |
|
00:15:03
|
there's Bobby Leighton's
father-in-law. |
|
00:15:04
|
Mr. Reichman. George and I were just talking about him. |
|
00:15:07
|
That's the guy who threw
George out of the wedding. |
|
00:15:30
|
I never told you his name. |
|
00:15:32
|
Wait a second, who are we talking about here? |
|
00:15:34
|
Joe Davola. |
|
00:15:45
|
-Oh, my God!
-Oh my God! |
|
00:15:47
|
He's stalking you? |
|
00:15:48
|
You're going out with a madman
who's trying to kill me? |
|
00:08:46
|
No, thanks. |
|
00:08:49
|
I was talking to this guy, you know, |
|
00:08:51
|
and I just happened to throw
my purse on the sofa, |
|
00:22:23
|
I mean, there's a first date
you'll never forget, you know. |
|
00:22:25
|
Winds up in heaven talking with Chuck Woolery. |
|
00:22:29
|
"So tell me, Lisa,
how did the date end?" |
|
00:09:14
|
George! |
|
00:09:15
|
Your cousin, Shelly, is talking to you! |
|
00:09:23
|
So when was the last time
you took a class? |
|
00:13:51
|
and I saw him again
on the way out. |
|
00:13:53
|
So we're walking and talking, |
|
00:13:56
|
and he asked me my name, |
|
00:14:14
|
and, I mean, I have no idea
where I'm going, right? |
|
00:14:17
|
But this is John F. Kennedy Jr. we're talking about. |
|
00:14:21
|
So then he says to me,
"Where do you live?" |
|
00:21:24
|
What? |
|
00:21:26
|
Yeah, he was out there talking to Marla. |
|
00:21:27
|
Marla? |
|
00:05:17
|
The whole atmosphere
stunk from fish. |
|
00:05:20
|
You know that fishy smell I'm talking about? |
|
00:05:23
|
Yeah, yeah, the fishy smell. |
|
00:11:55
|
What's the problem? |
|
00:11:57
|
You're talking. |
|
00:11:58
|
It's the coming attractions. |
|
00:21:13
|
but I'm the one that you see
in the parking lot, |
|
00:21:16
|
after the movie, talking with his friends, |
|
00:21:17
|
going, "Oh, you mean
that was the same guy |
|
00:01:33
|
Oh, okay. Thank you. |
|
00:01:34
|
Hey, good talking to you. |
|
00:01:36
|
Nice meeting you. |
|
00:01:47
|
Yeah, yeah,
and, so, you know, |
|
00:01:49
|
we started talking, |
|
00:01:50
|
and she's this lawyer
who's incredible! |
|
00:05:00
|
Excellent. |
|
00:05:02
|
Like I really know what I'm talking about. |
|
00:05:07
|
Toasting makes
me uncomfortable, |
|
00:17:22
|
I'm very
attracted to him. |
|
00:17:24
|
You think the person you were talking to |
|
00:17:25
|
was him? |
|
00:07:48
|
because I snubbed her.
And, uh, then, uh, you know, |
|
00:07:51
|
we started talking a little bit, |
|
00:07:52
|
and I-- I walked her
to her building, |
|
00:08:41
|
I-- I don't understand. |
|
00:08:43
|
Why is this woman talking about my shoes? |
|
00:08:45
|
Why are my shoes
a topic of conversation? |
|
00:08:45
|
Why are my shoes
a topic of conversation? |
|
00:08:48
|
Well, you know, we were just talking, |
|
00:08:50
|
and she mentioned how
you're buying your shoes now |
|
00:09:03
|
"So what?" |
|
00:09:05
|
She is talking about my shoes! |
|
00:09:07
|
She is discussing my shoes! |
|
00:09:26
|
Elaine! |
|
00:09:28
|
Why are you talking about my shoes? |
|
00:09:29
|
-What?
-My Botticelli shoes. |
|
00:09:29
|
-What?
-My Botticelli shoes. |
|
00:09:31
|
You've been talking about my Botticelli shoes. |
|
00:09:33
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:09:31
|
You've been talking
about my Botticelli shoes. |
|
00:09:33
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:09:34
|
Did you or did you not
tell Kramer |
|
00:14:30
|
and starts complaining |
|
00:14:32
|
that I'm talking about her shoes. |
|
00:14:33
|
She did?
Yeah, right
in the kitchen. |
|
00:15:38
|
This whole thing
wouldn't have happened. |
|
00:15:39
|
Look, I don't like people talking about my shoes |
|
00:15:42
|
behind my back, okay? |
|
00:08:44
|
Thanks a lot. |
|
00:08:45
|
Now when someone's talking, I can still make a call. |
|
00:08:47
|
Look, Elaine,
a two-line phone. |
|
00:10:03
|
I could hear you
on the other line. |
|
00:10:13
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:10:15
|
I heard what you said:
"Sharon, are you there?" |
|
00:10:15
|
I heard what you said:
"Sharon, are you there?" |
|
00:10:18
|
You heard me talking on the other line? |
|
00:10:20
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:16:32
|
George, |
|
00:16:33
|
I'm talking to you! |
|
00:16:39
|
Hey, you'll never guess |
|
00:00:31
|
"His mind is so sharp, |
|
00:00:33
|
you would think you're talking to a 2-year-old." |
|
00:00:41
|
Aw, what's the point? |
|
00:03:59
|
Now, don't say I didn't
try to warn you. |
|
00:04:01
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:04:02
|
Oh, Jerry,
I'm surprised at you! |
|
00:09:42
|
I guess I just don't care. |
|
00:09:45
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:09:47
|
H-how can you sit there
and look me in the eye |
|
00:09:54
|
Are you so completely senile |
|
00:09:56
|
you don't even know what you're talking about anymore?! |
|
00:09:58
|
What--? |
|
00:11:47
|
I mean, I keep thinking |
|
00:11:48
|
that goiter's gonna start talking to me. |
|
00:11:53
|
You'd think
that they'd mention |
|
00:12:37
|
I don't know. |
|
00:12:38
|
I was just talking to the man, and he walked out on me. |
|
00:12:42
|
Well, I don't know
about you two, |
|
00:20:15
|
Well, what did you do? |
|
00:20:17
|
Well, we get to talking, |
|
00:20:19
|
and as it turns out, |
|
00:12:47
|
There's Salman. |
|
00:12:48
|
-Where? -Talking to that woman. |
|
00:12:50
|
Talking to Sidra? |
|
00:12:48
|
-Where?
-Talking to that woman. |
|
00:12:50
|
Talking to Sidra? |
|
00:12:51
|
If that's Sidra,
she's talking to Salman. |
|
00:12:50
|
Talking to Sidra? |
|
00:12:51
|
If that's Sidra, she's talking to Salman. |
|
00:12:53
|
I don't think that's Salman. |
|
00:12:56
|
If they're real,
that's Rushdie. |
|
00:12:58
|
Well, I gotta know. I'm talking to Sidra. |
|
00:12:59
|
I gotta know.
I'm talking to Salman. |
|
00:12:58
|
Well, I gotta know.
I'm talking to Sidra. |
|
00:12:59
|
I gotta know. I'm talking to Salman. |
|
00:13:02
|
Boy, it's like
a sauna in here, huh? |
|
00:16:39
|
You double-dipped the chip. |
|
00:16:40
|
Double-dipped? What are you talking about? |
|
00:16:42
|
You dipped the chip,
you took a bite... |
|
00:04:46
|
I'm the first guy in the pool. |
|
00:04:49
|
Who do you think you're talking to? |
|
00:04:50
|
I know who I'm talking to. |
|
00:04:49
|
Who do you think
you're talking to? |
|
00:04:50
|
I know who I'm talking to. |
|
00:04:52
|
Of course you do, yeah. |
|
00:18:07
|
that the club
is going back too fast. |
|
00:18:11
|
Well, we started talking. |
|
00:18:12
|
She's a golf teacher! |
|
00:19:08
|
You're very sweet. |
|
00:19:09
|
Hey, I know what I'm talking about. |
|
00:19:11
|
And I gotta be
honest with you. |
|
00:19:12
|
You gotta give me her picture.
What about sex? |
|
00:19:16
|
She likes talking during sex. |
|
00:19:18
|
Dirty talking? |
|
00:19:16
|
She likes talking during sex. |
|
00:19:18
|
Dirty talking? |
|
00:19:20
|
No. Just chitchat, movies,
current events. Regular stuff. |
|
00:24:54
|
If that's what you want. |
|
00:24:56
|
I don't know what you're talking about. |
|
00:24:58
|
Fine, break up with me. |
|
00:25:15
|
Did you, by any chance,
take them with you when you left? |
|
00:25:21
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:25:23
|
Well, we were all eating the raisins. |
|
00:26:19
|
I don't think we're gonna have any
problem with that. |
|
00:26:22
|
Good talking to you, Tom. Really. |
|
00:26:26
|
Elaine? Elaine? |
|
00:13:19
|
I tried everything. |
|
00:13:20
|
I was talking to him. |
|
00:13:22
|
"Please wake up.
Do something." |
|
00:16:49
|
This fruit isn't for you. |
|
00:16:53
|
Why, what're you talking about? |
|
00:16:55
|
You think I don't know, huh? |
|
00:20:34
|
Laying it on a bit thick,
don't you think? |
|
00:20:37
|
What're you talking about? |
|
00:20:38
|
What am I talking about? |
|
00:20:37
|
What're you talking about? |
|
00:20:38
|
What am I talking about? |
|
00:20:39
|
Come on. |
|
00:02:47
|
Bologna? Nobody eats
bologna anymore. |
|
00:02:49
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:02:50
|
Have a sandwich. |
|
00:08:58
|
I was sitting
in the restaurant, |
|
00:08:59
|
the two nut-jobs were talking, |
|
00:09:02
|
I couldn't
take it anymore. |
|
00:10:24
|
Agreed to wear
the puffy shirt. |
|
00:10:26
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:10:28
|
When you said
that you would agree |
|
00:10:54
|
What, are you crazy? |
|
00:10:57
|
What were you talking about, when I went to the bathroom? |
|
00:11:00
|
I don't know.
I couldn't understand
a word she was saying, |
|
00:11:11
|
Yes, yes,
you said it. |
|
00:11:13
|
But I didn't know what she was talking about, |
|
00:11:15
|
I couldn't hear her. |
|
00:08:20
|
with somebody yesterday
on Columbus Avenue? |
|
00:08:22
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:08:23
|
Look, my friend saw you. |
|
00:12:41
|
What is goin' on here? |
|
00:12:43
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:12:44
|
I'm talkin' about
the 30% discount. |
|
00:12:43
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:12:44
|
I'm talkin' about the 30% discount. |
|
00:12:47
|
Um, excuse me.
A man came in here-- |
|
00:20:27
|
You were makin'
out with him. |
|
00:20:28
|
What are you talking about? I don't know Jeffrey. |
|
00:20:31
|
Oh, so this is
why you brought
me up here. |
|
00:20:34
|
Very convincing,
but it's not gonna
work this time. |
|
00:20:36
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:20:38
|
All he meant was
that he was sorry |
S05E04 - The Sniffing Accountant
|
00:04:05
|
Fine. So he'll go
into the interview-- |
|
00:04:07
|
He wouldn't know what he's talking about. |
|
00:04:09
|
Do we have to...? |
|
00:07:52
|
why you didn't use
an exclamation point. |
|
00:07:58
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:07:59
|
Well, see right here? |
|
00:08:47
|
Well, you know, Jake,
you should learn to use 'em. |
|
00:08:49
|
Like the way I'm talking right now, |
|
00:08:51
|
I would put exclamation
points at the ends, |
|
00:03:30
|
(SQUEALING) |
|
00:03:34
|
Kramer, what the hell are you talking about? |
|
00:03:36
|
I'm talking about
a pig-man! |
|
00:03:34
|
Kramer, what the hell
are you talking about? |
|
00:03:36
|
I'm talking about a pig-man! |
|
00:03:38
|
I walked into the wrong room,
and there he was! |
|
00:12:16
|
What happened to the guy
that was in there before? |
|
00:12:19
|
I don't know what you're talking about. |
|
00:12:21
|
No, you know. This. |
|
00:14:12
|
Oh! |
|
00:14:14
|
KRAMER: Hey, we're not talking about a manicure. |
|
00:14:15
|
Imagine. This is going
to be his first memory |
|
00:02:24
|
Every time I've taken one, |
|
00:02:26
|
the driver will not stop talking to me. |
|
00:02:28
|
No matter how disinterested
I seem, |
|
00:06:45
|
That's real polite. |
|
00:06:46
|
Yeah, nobody's even talkin' to you. |
|
00:06:48
|
Oh, you're
a big lineswoman. |
|
00:10:44
|
That you had ice cream
all over your face. |
|
00:10:46
|
They were talking about how funny you looked. |
|
00:10:48
|
Oh, my God. |
|
00:17:04
|
He's workin'
behind this glass. |
|
00:17:05
|
I know they're talkin' about me. |
|
00:17:07
|
They're gonna transfer me.
I know it! |
|
00:18:35
|
Hm? |
|
00:18:39
|
She doesn't know what she's talking about. |
|
00:18:43
|
Guys!
You made it. |
S05E07 - The Non-Fat Yogurt
|
00:07:16
|
You discussed George
with the mayor of New York? |
|
00:07:18
|
Dinkins was talking about you. He was discussing you! |
|
00:07:24
|
You know, Lloyd,
I've been to the doctor. |
|
00:10:17
|
It changes the molecules. |
|
00:10:18
|
Oh, you don't know what you're talkin' about. |
|
00:10:20
|
Hey, fatso, I got
a 90 in biology. |
|
00:01:54
|
decaying in the trunk
of his car-- |
|
00:01:55
|
Look, this is my boyfriend we're talking about! |
|
00:01:58
|
He's a gentleman,
he's good-looking, |
|
00:02:03
|
Shut up! |
|
00:02:07
|
The whole city is talking |
|
00:02:09
|
about this monster,
Joel Rifkin. |
|
00:07:00
|
She's Jerry's girlfriend. |
|
00:07:01
|
George, instead of talking about this, |
|
00:07:03
|
we could be, uh... |
|
00:18:57
|
All right, George, I have had
just about enough of this. |
|
00:19:00
|
What? What are you talking about? |
|
00:19:01
|
I am talking about
you and Jodi. |
|
00:19:00
|
What? What are you
talking about? |
|
00:19:01
|
I am talking about you and Jodi. |
|
00:19:03
|
You're completely
obsessed with her. |
S05E10 - The Cigar Store Indian
|
00:13:15
|
Where am I
going to sleep? |
|
00:13:18
|
What're you talkin' about? |
|
00:13:19
|
I can't sleep in there! |
|
00:00:30
|
I mean, after that, anybody
that comes in with pants on |
|
00:00:32
|
seems like they know what they're talking about. |
|
00:00:34
|
In any difference of opinion,
pants always beats no pants. |
|
00:00:46
|
but there's no toilet paper
over here. |
|
00:00:50
|
Are you talking to me? |
|
00:00:51
|
Yeah. I just
forgot to check, |
|
00:18:06
|
What about
the driver? |
|
00:18:13
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:18:14
|
All right,
I changed my mind. |
|
00:20:20
|
Hello, Erica. |
|
00:20:22
|
Erica? What are you talking about? |
|
00:20:24
|
How could you say things
like that over the phone? |
|
00:20:24
|
How could you say things
like that over the phone? |
|
00:20:27
|
What things? What are you talking about? |
|
00:20:29
|
Selling sexual pleasure
on the phone? |
|
00:22:33
|
The helmet is now
wearing you for protection. |
|
00:22:36
|
Later on, the helmet's talking to the other helmets, going, |
|
00:22:39
|
"Boy, it's a good thing
he was there, |
S05E13 - The Dinner Party
|
00:17:41
|
Back off, puffball,
it's not my car! |
|
00:17:47
|
Wasn't talking to you. |
|
00:17:49
|
KRAMER:
I'm going in. |
S05E14 - The Marine Biologist
|
00:00:05
|
It's amazing
how you can always relate |
|
00:00:06
|
to what they're talking about. |
|
00:00:07
|
You're watching
the African dung beetle. |
|
00:00:52
|
Ah, what's there
to talk about? |
|
00:00:53
|
We're talking about how there's nothing to talk about. |
|
00:00:55
|
Why don't you talk
with her about that? |
|
00:00:57
|
She knows there's
nothing to talk about. |
|
00:00:58
|
At least she'll be talking. |
|
00:01:00
|
Oh, shut up. |
|
00:16:57
|
Jerry. |
|
00:16:59
|
-So, you were talking... -Mm-hmm. |
|
00:17:00
|
you were having
pleasant conversation. |
|
00:20:08
|
I don't think so. |
|
00:20:10
|
Why not? What the hell are you talking about? |
|
00:20:12
|
Look, Mickey,
everybody knows that
you're heightening. |
|
00:02:34
|
Oh, come on! |
|
00:02:34
|
What are ya talkin'-- |
|
00:02:36
|
It's silly. |
|
00:08:57
|
my wife. |
|
00:08:59
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:09:02
|
Uh... |
|
00:12:02
|
She thought you'd
never do it. |
|
00:12:04
|
Morty, you're talking too loud. |
|
00:12:05
|
I'm not talking loud. |
|
00:12:04
|
Morty, you're
talking too loud. |
|
00:12:05
|
I'm not talking loud. |
|
00:12:06
|
You're hurting my eardrum. |
S05E18E19 - The Raincoats
|
00:17:34
|
They were busy
with their big
plans, huh? |
|
00:17:37
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:17:38
|
Mom and Pop Seinfeld. |
|
00:08:03
|
So, uh, anyway... |
|
00:08:05
|
What was I talking about? |
|
00:08:11
|
Hey. |
|
00:19:11
|
Damn right. We've been
lap dogs long enough. |
|
00:19:14
|
How could you do that? Everybody's talking about it. |
|
00:19:16
|
It's about time one of us
drew a line in the sand. |
|
00:19:47
|
I think
I've changed. |
|
00:19:49
|
-What are you talking about? -Okay. |
|
00:19:51
|
I mean, Bozo the Clown. |
|
00:15:50
|
- It's nothing, George.
- It's very impolite to tell secrets. |
|
00:15:53
|
- Are you talking about me? - What is it with you? |
|
00:15:57
|
Easy, big fella. |
|
00:18:12
|
And she didn't say something to you
about a certain something? |
|
00:18:16
|
I don't know what you're talking about. |
|
00:18:18
|
I think that you think... |
|
00:01:29
|
Yeah, it's
getting serious. |
|
00:01:31
|
We're talking about moving in together. |
|
00:01:33
|
Boy, you've really
got it all. |
|
00:12:12
|
You know, I got
the job promotion. |
|
00:12:14
|
We were talking about moving in together. |
|
00:12:16
|
Maybe next time
someone's in a car accident, |
|
00:08:21
|
about the importance of
player morale, |
|
00:08:23
|
but I've been talking to some of the guys. |
|
00:08:26
|
And some of them-- |
|
00:04:22
|
You know, we're like: |
|
00:04:24
|
"What are you talking about?!" |
|
00:04:25
|
"Think I'm gonna
put up with you?!" |
|
00:11:44
|
Look, I'm a little
uncomfortable |
|
00:11:46
|
talking about this, okay? |
|
00:11:47
|
No, I'm sorry.
I'm just a little curious. |
|
00:16:53
|
What's so terrible? |
|
00:16:55
|
So, George, I was talking to Elaine before-- |
|
00:16:57
|
Uh, uh. We're
just friends. |
S06E03 - The Pledge Drive
|
00:02:17
|
Hi, it's elaine. |
|
00:02:18
|
Listen, I was just talking to jerry. |
|
00:02:20
|
Jerry? |
|
00:02:26
|
You mean "like" like? |
|
00:02:28
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:02:30
|
Noreen, |
|
00:06:34
|
Rules are minimum
of two days. |
|
00:06:37
|
You making that up or you know what you're talking about? |
|
00:06:39
|
I'm making it up. |
|
00:16:49
|
Oh, it's you. |
|
00:16:50
|
We were just talking about you. |
|
00:16:54
|
Listen, jerry doesn't
wanna talk to you. |
|
00:18:54
|
I really don't
need any money. |
|
00:18:55
|
What are talking about? |
|
00:18:56
|
Please, it's
not necessary. |
S06E04 - The Chinese Woman
|
00:03:05
|
I'm going through
this stuff like water. |
|
00:03:10
|
Who you talking to? |
|
00:03:11
|
He's on with
a chinese woman. |
|
00:19:34
|
This is
George Costanza. |
|
00:19:36
|
It's just very hard to follow with all the talking. |
|
00:19:41
|
I'll pause it,
okay? |
|
00:20:01
|
So, uh, are we
watching the movie, |
|
00:20:02
|
or are we still talking? |
|
00:20:06
|
Okay, come on,
let's go. |
|
00:13:01
|
That-- That could be a meal. |
|
00:13:04
|
It's like I'm talking to my aunt Sylvia here. |
|
00:13:08
|
Oh, hi, Simon. |
|
00:14:59
|
So stock up, buddy boy. |
|
00:15:03
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:15:04
|
This isn't a meal. |
S06E08 - The Mom and Pop Store
|
00:06:34
|
You're comparing Liam Neeson
with Jon Voight. |
|
00:06:38
|
Jerry, we're talking about Joe Buck. |
|
00:06:40
|
If you can play Joe Buck,
Oskar Schindler's a cakewalk. |
|
00:06:58
|
Let me get a clean pair. |
|
00:07:02
|
Everybody's talkin' at me |
|
00:07:06
|
I can't hear a word
They're sayin' |
|
00:13:45
|
So, George, |
|
00:13:46
|
what kind of promotional events are we talking about? |
|
00:13:49
|
Well, I think we need more
special days at the stadium. |
|
00:08:41
|
All right.
You know, you're not
any help at all here. |
|
00:08:43
|
I don't know what the point is of talking to you about it. |
|
00:08:46
|
All right, all right.
I'm sorry. |
|
00:12:55
|
I thought we might
reminisce a little more. |
|
00:12:56
|
Duncan and I were just talking about the day of the big race. |
|
00:12:59
|
Oh, the big race! |
|
00:20:40
|
and thank God that you know me
and have access to
my dementia? |
|
00:20:46
|
What are you talking about? I'm not gonna do it. |
|
00:20:49
|
You're not
gonna do it? |
|
00:07:03
|
Guess what. |
|
00:07:04
|
I saw Newman talkin' to the super. |
|
00:07:06
|
So what? |
|
00:02:58
|
If not now, when? |
|
00:03:00
|
Were you just talking about me? |
|
00:03:03
|
No, an old friend
of ours, Gary. |
|
00:08:13
|
What do you got,
a pair of bullets? |
|
00:08:16
|
What are you talkin' about? |
|
00:08:17
|
Two pair?
Three of a kind? |
|
00:14:45
|
She won't say
a word to anybody. |
|
00:14:48
|
Well, she's talkin' a blue streak now, Jack. |
|
00:14:59
|
Well, well. |
|
00:16:41
|
You're the scofflaw. |
|
00:16:43
|
What are you talkin' about? |
|
00:16:45
|
Don't play dumb! |
|
00:06:19
|
-You mean, like a bra?
-No, a bra is for ladies. |
|
00:06:22
|
I'm talking about a support undergarment... |
|
00:06:24
|
...specifically designed for men. |
|
00:07:55
|
Look, I don't want any trouble. |
|
00:07:57
|
I don't have a doorman in my building. I guess I'm not used to talking to them. |
|
00:08:02
|
-I'd really just like to be friends.
-You wanna be friends? |
|
00:13:04
|
-You see? Again.
-What? I said, "Right." |
|
00:13:08
|
All right, you came right upstairs without talking to the doorman. |
|
00:13:12
|
But the doorman's gonna
say I was there. |
|
00:13:17
|
-I don't know if this is gonna work.
-Stick with the story. We'll be fine. |
|
00:13:20
|
-Let me do the talking. -Okay. |
|
00:13:22
|
Good. Now fix me a drink. |
|
00:02:06
|
I want to buy the first pair
when the next shipment
comes in. |
|
00:02:08
|
All right. All right, Jimmy, good talking to you. |
|
00:02:11
|
Jimmy will
see you around. |
|
00:12:41
|
I'm a guest
of honor. |
|
00:12:43
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:12:45
|
Well, this afternoon
I shared a cab
with this...Deensfrei. |
|
00:17:00
|
I can't taste this. |
|
00:17:02
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:17:03
|
This food.
It has no taste. |
S06E21 - The Fusilli Jerry
|
00:20:31
|
Don't "Frank" me. I know what you did.
How dare you stop short with my wife? |
|
00:20:35
|
Come on, Frank, relax. I don't know what you're talking about. |
|
00:20:38
|
You think I don't know, Assman? |
S06E22 - The Diplomat's Club
|
00:16:18
|
And, boy, were there a lot
of dogs on that route. |
|
00:16:22
|
-Any of them talking to you? -Just to tell me to keep off the snacks. |
|
00:16:30
|
-Your bud is a hell of a guy.
-Yeah, don't I know it. |
S06E23 - The Face Painter
|
00:03:51
|
and she was fascinated,
fascinated! |
|
00:03:55
|
- What are you talking about? - Yeah. |
|
00:03:56
|
- Toilet paper's changed.
- Yeah. |
|
00:01:03
|
Of course. |
|
00:01:05
|
But when you're talking about a movie like Beaches... |
|
00:01:08
|
...moving from the chair
to the couch... |
|
00:03:13
|
Sunny tell a knock-knock joke. |
|
00:03:21
|
I'm telling you, I have a sneaking suspicion they're talking about me. |
|
00:03:25
|
I think they've been
calling me a dog. |
|
00:01:45
|
criticizing people
behind their backs. |
|
00:01:49
|
Anyway, look who's talking? |
|
00:01:50
|
You broke up
with Melanie last week |
|
00:04:04
|
Really. |
|
00:04:04
|
We were talking about our lives, |
|
00:04:06
|
and we both
kind of realized... |
S07E02 - The Postponement
|
00:01:35
|
Why?
What's wrong with the subject?
This is a bad subject? |
|
00:01:38
|
No, fine. If you wanna keep talking about it, |
|
00:01:40
|
we'll talk about it. |
|
00:01:40
|
we'll talk about it. |
|
00:01:42
|
It's not that I wanna keep talking about it. |
|
00:01:43
|
I just think that the subject
should resolve itself |
|
00:02:59
|
-Oh, hey.
-Hey. |
|
00:03:00
|
Hey, Elaine, listen. I was talking to a friend |
|
00:03:02
|
about this dog business. |
|
00:04:27
|
Yeah, I probably have. |
|
00:04:29
|
Of course I have. What am I talking about? |
|
00:04:30
|
Whatever. Okay. |
|
00:10:41
|
Oh, nothing much.
No, we... |
|
00:10:44
|
Talkin'. |
|
00:10:49
|
Oh! |
|
00:12:22
|
-The Maestro.
-The who? |
|
00:12:24
|
What you talkin' about, "Maestro"? |
|
00:12:25
|
My friend, he's a conductor. |
|
00:15:32
|
Beethoven's "Seventh." |
|
00:15:34
|
-Yeah. -We were just talking about you. |
|
00:15:36
|
-Yeah.
-You know the other day |
|
00:17:04
|
You know how big
North Dakota is, stupid? |
|
00:17:08
|
I don't know why I bother even talking to you. |
|
00:17:09
|
Hey, no one's got
a gun to your head. |
|
00:18:47
|
You're-- You're all hopped up
on the caffeine. |
|
00:18:50
|
I feel like I'm talking fast, but it's hard to tell. |
|
00:18:52
|
-You're racing.
-I got things to do. |
|
00:07:49
|
completely upside down
for this guy. |
|
00:07:51
|
I'm not talking about upside down. |
|
00:07:52
|
I'm talking about
waking him up. |
|
00:07:51
|
I'm not talking
about upside down. |
|
00:07:52
|
I'm talking about waking him up. |
|
00:07:55
|
Hey, Jean-Paul. |
|
00:09:38
|
I like your organization,
George. Heh-heh. |
|
00:09:41
|
We've been talking to a real friendly |
|
00:09:42
|
son of a bitch
in the front office. |
|
00:12:18
|
-Hello.
-Hello. |
|
00:12:21
|
Were you just talking about me? What's going on? |
|
00:12:24
|
Absolutely not. |
|
00:18:45
|
No, not in blue.
Blue does not go at all. |
|
00:18:47
|
Oh, please. Do you know what you're talking about? |
|
00:18:49
|
I don't think you know
what you're talking about. |
|
00:18:47
|
Oh, please.
Do you know what
you're talking about? |
|
00:18:49
|
I don't think you know what you're talking about. |
|
00:18:51
|
Take a look at that. |
|
00:18:52
|
Excuse me. |
|
00:18:55
|
Are you talking to me? |
|
00:18:56
|
Uh, well, uh... |
|
00:18:56
|
Uh, well, uh... |
|
00:18:57
|
I said, are you talking to me? |
|
00:19:00
|
Well, maybe
he was talking to me. |
|
00:18:57
|
I said, are you
talking to me? |
|
00:19:00
|
Well, maybe he was talking to me. |
|
00:19:02
|
Was you talking to him? |
|
00:19:00
|
Well, maybe
he was talking to me. |
|
00:19:02
|
Was you talking to him? |
|
00:19:04
|
Because you was obviously
talking to one of us. |
|
00:19:02
|
Was you talking to him? |
|
00:19:04
|
Because you was obviously talking to one of us. |
|
00:19:06
|
So what is it? Who?
Who was you talking to? |
|
00:19:04
|
Because you was obviously
talking to one of us. |
|
00:19:06
|
So what is it? Who? Who was you talking to? |
|
00:19:12
|
We were kind of, uh... |
|
00:19:12
|
We were kind of, uh... |
|
00:19:13
|
talking to each other. |
|
00:19:14
|
Weren't we? |
|
00:17:54
|
some brash, young hothead
like yourself |
|
00:17:56
|
saunters in here talking about faster routes |
|
00:17:59
|
and snazzier colors
for the truck. |
|
00:04:36
|
Well, these seats
have no lumbar. |
|
00:04:42
|
Oh, hey, there's Ramon. Pre-- Pretend we're talking. |
|
00:04:44
|
We are talking. |
|
00:04:42
|
Oh, hey, there's Ramon.
Pre-- Pretend we're talking. |
|
00:04:44
|
We are talking. |
|
00:04:46
|
Pretend it's interesting. |
|
00:12:34
|
You see? |
|
00:12:35
|
You see what I'm talking about? |
|
00:12:38
|
It's all
just slipping away, |
|
00:21:35
|
Well, you know, |
|
00:21:37
|
all you guys do is sit around the coffee shop talking, |
|
00:21:39
|
sit around Jerry's apartment
talking. |
|
00:21:37
|
all you guys do is sit around
the coffee shop talking, |
|
00:21:39
|
sit around Jerry's apartment talking. |
|
00:21:43
|
Frankly, I don't know
how you can stand it. |
|
00:03:29
|
let's just leave it at that. |
|
00:03:32
|
Why, what are you talking about? |
|
00:03:35
|
He scratches off a 32,
and he puts in 31. |
|
00:08:48
|
Why'd you have to mention
"unlisted number"? |
|
00:08:50
|
What are you talkin' about? |
|
00:08:50
|
All right, |
|
00:11:44
|
What? |
|
00:11:46
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:11:47
|
I-I'm not the one
with the problem. |
|
00:17:14
|
Well, um, I-- |
|
00:17:15
|
You're that lady that was talking to the cops, aren't ya? |
|
00:17:21
|
Hey, Joe. |
|
00:03:04
|
John Germaine? |
|
00:03:05
|
That's amazing. I was just talking about him with Elaine. |
|
00:03:08
|
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah. |
|
00:14:41
|
-Kramer, I don't think I--
-Listen! |
|
00:14:42
|
This is a million dollars we're talking about, Jerry. |
|
00:14:45
|
Now, this is the big league,
the big time. |
|
00:16:08
|
That kid was
a human dynamo. |
|
00:16:09
|
Are you sure you're talking about George? |
|
00:16:12
|
You are
Mr. and Mrs. Costanza? |
|
00:05:32
|
What? |
|
00:05:33
|
What is he talking about? |
|
00:05:35
|
I don't know. Oh, 'cause
you said you'd give the bike |
|
00:14:22
|
Oh, that's good,
'cause it was your last. |
|
00:14:27
|
What are you talkin' about? We had a deal. |
|
00:14:29
|
You gotta give me back
that bike. |
|
00:14:39
|
Well, it's common sense. |
|
00:14:42
|
Jerry, what is he talkin' about? He's being ridiculous. |
|
00:14:44
|
Look, Jerry,
you know the whole story. |
|
00:09:11
|
Never mind. I need you
to do me a favor. Um... |
|
00:09:14
|
Remember what we were talking about at the coffee shop? |
|
00:09:16
|
No. |
|
00:09:19
|
Think a second. |
|
00:09:20
|
You know, y-your friend was talking about me |
|
00:09:22
|
and, you know... |
|
00:09:24
|
George, I have no idea |
|
00:09:26
|
what you're talking about. |
|
00:09:27
|
The actress. |
|
00:18:38
|
The jig is up. |
|
00:18:39
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:18:39
|
I'm sorry. |
|
00:21:41
|
You are really good. |
|
00:21:45
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:21:53
|
I guess I should just
go introduce myself, huh? |
|
00:22:29
|
Who-- Who would try
and fix me up
with Marisa Tomei? |
|
00:22:32
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:22:55
|
Have I told you how much
I love you today? |
|
00:04:11
|
Iimiting yourself to one woman.
I don't know. It's none of my business. |
|
00:04:15
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:04:17
|
- Well...
- Look at this. |
|
00:11:29
|
Poppies! |
|
00:11:34
|
Welcome back. Talking with Jerry Seinfeld. |
|
00:11:36
|
Jerry, let me ask you,
I saw some people back there... |
|
00:15:21
|
I'd be able
to get some work done. |
|
00:15:23
|
- Me? Are you talking about me? - No, you're never here. |
|
00:15:30
|
- That doll was really freaky, wasn't it?
- Yeah, really. |
|
00:18:56
|
No, that's the wrong doll. |
|
00:18:59
|
Jerry, I saw the doll you were talking about. Not funny. |
|
00:19:02
|
This doll is much funnier. Look,
it has a bow tie and a cute little hat. |
|
00:17:04
|
I don't know.
I'm a little turned off. |
|
00:17:06
|
Come on, what are you talkin' about? |
|
00:17:08
|
I'm...
I'm kind of soured. |
|
00:17:18
|
Frankly, I didn't think
she was too concerned
about my jacket. |
|
00:17:21
|
What are you talking about? She's very concerned. |
|
00:17:23
|
She said she was
gonna get it back. |
|
00:18:52
|
No, I... |
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00:18:53
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Then what am I talking to you for? |
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00:18:55
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Jerry, bring the jacket
back tomorrow. |
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00:15:49
|
We can't get it out
for a couple of days. |
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00:15:51
|
What are you talking about? I want my car. |
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00:15:55
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We ask that you
please bear with us. |
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00:18:04
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Yeah, but you have
to be careful.
It's my only backup. |
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00:18:07
|
Who do you think you're talking to? |
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00:18:09
|
Okay, bye-bye. |
|
00:06:37
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was more than a simple bet. |
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00:06:39
|
What? What are you talkin' about? |
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00:06:39
|
Come on. |
S07E21E22 - The Bottle Deposit
|
00:02:36
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So he walks
out of the stall. |
|
00:02:37
|
He's been talkin' the whole time. |
|
00:02:39
|
He pulled
an LBJ on you. |
|
00:04:16
|
Trust me.
It doesn't work. |
|
00:04:18
|
You're not talking that deposit-bottles scam, are you? |
|
00:04:20
|
No, no, I'm off that. |
|
00:19:58
|
I don't understand you. |
|
00:20:00
|
It's your own car we're talking about. |
|
00:20:03
|
You know, you wrote
the wrong mileage down
on the form. |
|
00:31:36
|
You're non compos mentis.
You got some bats
in the belfry. |
|
00:31:40
|
What--? What are you talking about? |
|
00:31:42
|
George,
I read this report.
It's very troubling. |
|
00:13:27
|
but actually,
I already ate. |
|
00:13:30
|
Ate? What? What the hell are you talking about? |
|
00:13:32
|
Now, you listen to me.
Get out of that apartment. |
|
00:13:44
|
that makes it go so well
together? |
|
00:13:47
|
What are you talking about--? |
|
00:13:48
|
Oh, of course, you can use it.
Sure. |
|
00:19:14
|
It is too unbelievable! |
|
00:19:16
|
I'm sitting in the coffee shop. I'm talking to Susan. |
|
00:19:17
|
We're talking about shoelaces. |
|
00:19:16
|
I'm sitting in the coffee
shop. I'm talking to Susan. |
|
00:19:17
|
We're talking about shoelaces. |
|
00:19:20
|
So in walks--
In walks David, right? |
|
00:06:29
|
I like it. |
|
00:06:32
|
Listen, I was talking |
|
00:06:33
|
to Elaine today, and she said |
|
00:09:42
|
Well, Kramer's not an usher
anymore. |
|
00:09:44
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:09:45
|
You've been demoted. |
|
00:16:47
|
I gotta do some research here. |
|
00:16:49
|
Hey, hey. Me, talkin'? |
|
00:16:53
|
You know, |
|
00:04:55
|
whom I fear
I will never possess. |
|
00:04:58
|
I thought we were talking about me. |
|
00:05:00
|
Oh, right. |
|
00:15:53
|
for I too have a woman
for whom I pine. |
|
00:15:56
|
I thought we were talking about me. |
|
00:15:57
|
Right.
Anyway, |
S08E03 - The Bizarro Jerry
|
00:13:17
|
We hardly even talk. |
|
00:13:18
|
Well, we're talking now, aren't we? |
|
00:13:20
|
I see you for 20 lousy
minutes in the morning. |
S08E04 - The Little Kicks
|
00:05:28
|
It's George. I bet you
this is somehow
George-related. |
|
00:05:32
|
Oh, what are you talking about? |
|
00:05:33
|
He's like a virus. |
|
00:05:38
|
and the next thing you know,
the entire staff is infected. |
|
00:05:42
|
Now you're talking crazy. |
|
00:05:44
|
All right. Then, Jerry,
if that's not what it is, |
|
00:09:07
|
I don't believe it. |
|
00:09:15
|
You know, I'm not supposed to be talking to you. |
|
00:09:18
|
No one's putting
a gun to your head. |
|
00:12:55
|
Look, Jerry, this is not
your little comedy act. |
|
00:12:57
|
We're talking feature films here. |
|
00:12:59
|
We're talking
federal crime here. |
|
00:12:57
|
We're talking
feature films here. |
|
00:12:59
|
We're talking federal crime here. |
|
00:13:04
|
I'll expect that tape
by 3:00 tomorrow. |
|
00:15:48
|
You stink. |
|
00:15:53
|
He doesn't know what he's talking about. |
|
00:16:00
|
Jerry? |
|
00:17:18
|
and I just wanted
to apologize. |
|
00:17:20
|
Wha--? What--? What are you talking about? |
|
00:17:22
|
Well, George, I just want you
to hear me say to Anna |
|
00:14:00
|
When the doctor comes in, |
|
00:14:01
|
you just let me do the talking, okay? Okay. |
|
00:14:04
|
Leo. I understand
you had a little mishap. |
|
00:03:49
|
I'm not.
I'm running it. |
|
00:03:52
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:03:53
|
Well, Lomez,
he usually runs it, |
|
00:22:30
|
"They should call it
Roundtine. |
|
00:22:35
|
You know what I'm talking about." |
|
00:22:37
|
He's my protégé. |
|
00:00:15
|
Because I'm not
in the mood. |
|
00:00:17
|
We're just talking. |
|
00:00:18
|
Is this not the greatest
marketing ploy ever? |
S08E08 - The Chicken Roaster
|
00:14:42
|
I thought he was
Kramer's friend. |
|
00:14:43
|
Well, he called last night about 3 a.m., and we got to talkin'. |
|
00:14:46
|
He sells Russian hats
down at Battery Park, |
|
00:04:04
|
It was fantastic, Jerry. |
|
00:04:06
|
We wound up talking all night. |
|
00:04:08
|
So you're enjoying
the not enjoying. |
|
00:13:17
|
The no-sex thing is having
the reverse affect on you. |
|
00:13:20
|
What? What are you talking about? |
|
00:13:23
|
To a woman, sex is like
the garbage man. |
S08E10 - The Andrea Doria
|
00:06:08
|
Sometimes we don't get
what we want. |
|
00:06:11
|
What're you talkin' about? |
|
00:06:13
|
I didn't get my transfer. |
S08E11 - The Little Jerry
|
00:12:43
|
He was pecking
and weaving |
|
00:12:46
|
and bobbing and talking trash. |
|
00:12:48
|
He didn't even
have to touch him. |
|
00:13:29
|
Dinners, movies... |
|
00:13:31
|
talking. |
|
00:13:35
|
In other words,
a normal relationship. |
|
00:15:52
|
Plans. Schemes. |
|
00:15:54
|
She, uh-- She keeps talking about getting back together |
|
00:15:57
|
with her old friends,
you know. |
|
00:02:06
|
I don't need the money. |
|
00:02:07
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:02:08
|
You had a check bounce
at the bodega. |
|
00:09:40
|
We're having
an upscale dinner. |
|
00:09:42
|
-What? -Well, after talking to you, |
|
00:09:45
|
we realized we may not
have much time left. |
|
00:15:03
|
George,
your mother and I-- |
|
00:15:05
|
And Kramer. --have been talking. |
|
00:15:08
|
Oh, God. |
|
00:03:55
|
He must have gotten my number
off the computer. |
|
00:03:57
|
We ended up talking for like two hours. |
|
00:03:59
|
To a guy you've never met?
Mm. |
|
00:08:52
|
You know, I spent $200
on a racket |
|
00:08:54
|
because I thought you knew what you were talkin' about. |
|
00:08:56
|
I--
You can't even play. |
|
00:07:45
|
Can you believe this woman? |
|
00:07:47
|
The nerve. Talking about you behind your back, |
|
00:07:49
|
and right to your face. |
|
00:01:59
|
Oh, look at that. |
|
00:02:01
|
Talking Nixon. |
|
00:02:04
|
Ch ina Panda. |
|
00:07:40
|
But now, if you can't
kiss this girl, |
|
00:07:43
|
I-- I'm afraid we're talking disorder. |
|
00:07:45
|
-Disorder?
-And from disorder, |
|
00:12:49
|
Well, I had to pull 'em up
if I'm gonna widen the lanes. |
|
00:12:53
|
What the hell are you talking about? |
|
00:12:54
|
Well...you know how in planes
they got first class? |
S08E17 - The English Patient
|
00:04:01
|
have Neil's phone number? |
|
00:04:05
|
What is everyone talking about? |
|
00:04:07
|
"The English Patient,
it's so romantic"? |
|
00:06:58
|
It's just a stupid movie. |
|
00:07:00
|
That's what I'm talking about. |
|
00:07:02
|
Come on, Blaine. |
|
00:12:10
|
there's just
nothing else like it. |
|
00:12:12
|
We're talking about people, right? |
|
00:12:14
|
Yes. Yes. The quality,
the texture, |
|
00:14:50
|
Castro would have
smoked them himself. |
|
00:14:53
|
We're talking about people, right? |
|
00:14:55
|
I think so. |
|
00:02:17
|
I'm still waiting out
that marriage. |
|
00:02:19
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:02:20
|
That marriage ended
six months ago. |
|
00:09:43
|
I get it. |
|
00:09:45
|
Well, I-- I love talking to you. |
|
00:09:47
|
Me too. |
|
00:02:26
|
and this saleswoman
just completely ignored me. |
|
00:02:29
|
Oh, are we talking huaraches? |
|
00:02:32
|
I know a great store
for huaraches. |
|
00:03:22
|
from making you an offer while
you're still under contract. |
|
00:03:24
|
Do you understand what we're talking about? |
|
00:03:27
|
So you're talking-- |
|
00:03:24
|
Do you understand
what we're talking about? |
|
00:03:27
|
So you're talking-- |
|
00:03:28
|
No, no. |
|
00:03:28
|
No, no. |
|
00:03:29
|
We're not talking. |
|
00:03:31
|
We're just... |
|
00:03:31
|
We're just... |
|
00:03:33
|
talking. |
|
00:03:35
|
So you need me... |
|
00:06:12
|
You just have to think
of a person, |
|
00:06:13
|
they'll be talking to you. |
|
00:06:15
|
It'll be like,
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. |
|
00:19:28
|
If there's anyone
to blame here, it's me. |
|
00:19:30
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:19:32
|
You popping pills?
Got the crazies? |
S09E01 - The Butter Shave
|
00:16:45
|
I'm feelin' a little off. |
|
00:16:47
|
What're you talkin' about? |
|
00:16:50
|
You're not! |
|
00:19:11
|
Well, that wasn't so bad. |
|
00:19:13
|
What are you talkin' about? I bombed! |
|
00:19:15
|
Well, you had some good stuff. |
|
00:01:28
|
her stomach stays awake
all night and talks to me. |
|
00:01:31
|
How's it talking? |
|
00:01:32
|
The bellybutton's
like a mouth. |
|
00:03:41
|
laundry, grocery shopping, |
|
00:03:42
|
coming in here and talking to you. |
|
00:03:44
|
You have any idea
how much time
I waste in this apartment? |
|
00:10:13
|
It's your stomach. |
|
00:10:14
|
He's talking with this funny, |
|
00:10:16
|
booming, jovial voice-- |
|
00:16:46
|
You're in trouble, Kramer. |
|
00:16:48
|
I shouldn't be talking to you, |
|
00:16:49
|
but I'm telling you
as a friend. |
S09E06 - The Merv Griffin Show
|
00:06:59
|
Excuse me? |
|
00:07:00
|
: Yeah, we're... talking this way. |
|
00:07:03
|
Well, he's getting credit
for work that I did. |
|
00:20:08
|
Okay, a little later |
|
00:20:10
|
we're gonna be talking with animal expert, |
|
00:20:12
|
Jim Fowler. |
|
00:20:13
|
Where are the cameras? |
|
00:20:16
|
But first, we're talking with...Jerry. |
|
00:20:20
|
Okay, Jerry, uh... |
|
00:00:21
|
Does that mean
I have to go too? |
|
00:00:23
|
Well, you don't think she's just talking to me. |
|
00:00:25
|
Hey, shut up. |
|
00:12:06
|
Here's your plane ticket. |
|
00:12:07
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:12:08
|
Sue Ellen sends me
an invitation |
|
00:18:02
|
I knew it.
Stupid Jerry. |
|
00:18:05
|
Kramer, I know what I'm talking about. |
|
00:18:07
|
There's no way FDR
wants you to drop dead. |
|
00:22:11
|
Ah. |
|
00:22:13
|
Great talking to you. |
|
00:22:13
|
It was great talking. |
|
00:22:13
|
Great talking to you. |
|
00:22:13
|
It was great talking. |
|
00:22:17
|
What the hell
is e-mail? |
|
00:14:34
|
Excuse me. |
|
00:14:36
|
Am I talking to you, pinhead? |
|
00:14:37
|
Am I? |
|
00:20:00
|
Would you hang on
just a second, son? |
|
00:20:01
|
George, what are you talking about? |
|
00:20:03
|
All you said was,
"You're welcome," |
S09E12 - The Reverse Peephole
|
00:05:24
|
I can't believe
I'm being evicted. |
|
00:05:25
|
What? What are you talking about? |
|
00:05:27
|
The reverse peepholes. |
|
00:13:45
|
Oh, go down
to 88th street.
They're free. |
|
00:13:50
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:13:50
|
Well, they're hanging
from the trees. |
|
00:18:42
|
Whoa, whoa.
Now, who's this
Joe Mayo |
|
00:18:44
|
everyone's talking about? |
|
00:18:47
|
He's the guy we're buying
the chair for, remember? |
|
00:04:35
|
Whoo! This is eerie. |
|
00:04:38
|
Kramer, what--? What are you talking about? |
|
00:04:41
|
Janet doesn't look
anything like Jerry. |
|
00:08:23
|
Kramer, you're never
gonna be able |
|
00:08:25
|
to completely stop talking. |
|
00:08:26
|
Jerry, 94 percent
of communication
is nonverbal. |
|
00:08:29
|
Here, watch. |
|
00:08:35
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:08:36
|
What are you
talking about? |
|
00:08:35
|
What are
you talking about? |
|
00:08:36
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:08:41
|
Wha--? Wha--?
What does this mean? |
|
00:10:28
|
You know, you doodle a couple
of bears at a cocktail party |
|
00:10:31
|
talking about the stock market, |
|
00:10:33
|
you think
you're doing comedy. |
|
00:22:03
|
Hello! Issues! |
|
00:22:04
|
Elaine, have you been talking to her? |
|
00:22:06
|
Hey, I'm just a fan. |
|
00:22:12
|
and begged his neighbor
not to tell anyone? |
|
00:22:18
|
I thought you stopped talking. |
|
00:22:20
|
All right, starting now. |
|
00:01:24
|
I think he's black. |
|
00:01:26
|
Should we be talkin' about this? |
|
00:01:27
|
I think it's okay. |
|
00:08:15
|
Is that the right word? |
|
00:08:17
|
I don't think we're supposed to be talkin' about this. |
|
00:08:20
|
I'm just, uh, gonna go
to the bathroom. |
|
00:08:59
|
George. |
|
00:09:00
|
We were just talking about you. |
|
00:09:02
|
Oh. |
|
00:19:23
|
I'll give you
a couple minutes
to decide. |
|
00:19:27
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:19:27
|
You're black. |
|
00:19:52
|
because I'm black? |
|
00:19:54
|
I don't think we should be talking about this. |
|
00:19:57
|
So what are you? |
|
00:20:40
|
What's wrong with
these tip calculators? |
|
00:20:42
|
What are you talking about? |
|
00:20:44
|
It's overtipping.
I just left 5 bucks
for a BLT. |
|
00:19:45
|
Oh, oh, did you hear the one
about the new guy in hell |
|
00:19:47
|
who's talking to the devil by the coffee machine? |
|
00:19:50
|
I'm really not
in the mood.
I'm going to hell. |
|
00:19:02
|
This book has been
in a bathroom. |
|
00:19:05
|
Wh-what are you talking about? |
|
00:19:07
|
That's...
That's ridiculous. |
|
00:13:07
|
I look
about the same. |
|
00:13:08
|
-What? -I was talking to him. |
|
00:13:10
|
-Uh, what?
-Never mind. |
|
00:07:12
|
Right. I was looking
for something different. |
|
00:07:14
|
Something that would have people talking at the water coolers. |
|
00:07:16
|
Water coolers? |
|
00:09:22
|
Did you hear what I said? |
|
00:09:23
|
I was on the other line talking to Jill. |
|
00:09:26
|
Jill? Well,
why didn't you say so? |
|
00:14:09
|
then she loses
a call waiting face-off, |
|
00:14:11
|
now you're talking about a plane call? |
|
00:14:13
|
All right, I'll just have to
call her from Paris. |
|
00:24:34
|
Plane's ready. |
|
00:24:45
|
I'm Geraldo Rivera. Tonight we'll be talking about |
|
00:24:48
|
what most of you have probably
been discussing in your homes |