S01E01 - The Seinfeld Chronicles
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Mr. Seinfeld, Mr. Costanza. |
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Are you sure this is decaf? |
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Where's the orange indicator? |
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I can't believe...
We already discussed this. |
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Yeah, but how could you be so sure? |
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Because it's signals, Jerry.
It's signals. Don't you...? |
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How are you? Great. |
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Sure. |
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What time does the plane get in? |
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No, don't be silly.
Go ahead and ask. |
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Yeah, sure. |
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Okay, great. No, no.
It's no trouble at all. |
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The dating world is not a fun world. |
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It's a pressure world. |
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It's a world of tension,
it's a world of pain. |
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figure, "This is a dead town.
Let's move on." |
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The dating world is a world of pressure. |
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Let's face it, a date is a job interview
that lasts all night. |
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- How are you?
- This is Laura. |
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- Sure, Laura, sure. - I can't believe you're here. |
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- Get the bags.
- Yeah, sure, the bags. |
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- Sure, Laura, sure.
- I can't believe you're here. |
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- Get the bags. - Yeah, sure, the bags. |
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- Here, Laura. l'm sorry.
- Oh, thank you. |
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for me to stay here
tomorrow night too? |
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Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah, why don't you stay. |
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Yeah. |
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What do we want?
We want women. That's it. |
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It's the only thing we know for sure. It really is. |
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We want women.
How do we get them? |
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"I don't have any money,
but if you'll contact
these people, |
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"I'm sure they'll stick up for me. |
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"If you could just trust me
this one time. |
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Hey, listen.
Thanks again for running
over here. I appreciate it. |
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Oh, yeah, sure. I was showing a condo on 48th street. |
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Besides, you think
I want to miss this? |
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Didn't I see you there? |
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-Jerry. -Sure. Hi. |
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Uh, this is George.
I'm sorry. |
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Could you excuse me
one second? |
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-Oh, sure. -I'm sorry. |
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How do you do?
Jerry Seinfeld. |
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They deliver the coal? |
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Sure. It's probably the same guy who delivers the wood. |
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Oh, then I gotta tip him. |
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looking for my glasses. |
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You sure floss was the catalyst? |
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Yes, I am. |
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No, there's...
no bird, but-- |
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How do you know for sure? |
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Look, why don't you
do me a favor. |
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He asked me
if I still saw you. |
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I said, "Sure, I see him all the time. |
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We're still great friends." |
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I'll give you 50 bucks
for the jug. |
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Oh, yeah, sure. Keep your money. |
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Well, then I'm not gonna go
to the game either, okay? |
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He's got super strength,
super speed. |
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I'm sure he's got super humor. |
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You'd think that, but... |
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I don't know.
I just worry about
trips like this. |
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It's a lot of pressure. |
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It's great.
It speeds up
the intimacy level. |
S02E01 - The Ex-Girlfriend
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D you know this type of person?
Constantly re-evaluating... |
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...their lane choice. Never quite sure: |
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"Is this the best lane for me,
for my life?" |
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Man, I don't understand people. |
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Why would George want to deprive you of pleasure? |
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Is it just me? |
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I just didn't expect it from the way
you've been acting. |
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Are you sure you want to talk about this? I sure don't. |
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Of course I want to talk about it. |
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...and that's the law. |
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And you know how it works. They got the leisure police. |
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They pull up in front of the
old people's house with the golf cart. |
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He was a beautiful pony,
and I loved him. |
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Well, I'm sure you did. Who wouldn't love a pony? |
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Who wouldn't love a person
that had a pony? |
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No, see, we didn't have ponies. |
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I'm sure at that time in Poland, they were common. They were... |
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...probably like compact cars. |
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Well, it's just one of those things. |
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Sure, sure. We'll see you then. |
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The funeral's Wednesday. |
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...and I'll watch it for you. |
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And I'll live there, and I'll make sure that nothing happens to it. |
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Oh, the apartment. |
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I always felt he deserved
a wider audience. |
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I'm not so sure he wants one. |
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Oh... |
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Want a drink? |
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Sure. |
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What will you have? |
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Well, Guatemala... |
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Sure. Guatemala. |
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All right. |
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with me and my daughter
dressed like that. |
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That's for damn sure. |
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It's, uh... |
S02E04 - The Phone Message
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and she was sort
of smiling at me. |
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I wasn't sure if she wanted me to ask her out. |
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When women smile at me,
I don't know what it means. |
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Then I got off the phone
right away. |
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Sure, it's like robbing a bank. |
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You don't loiter around
in front of the teller |
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You don't have to leave. |
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You sure? |
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Yes. |
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Right now. |
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Sure. |
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Please. This is--
This is very important. |
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So it's okay? I can just
tell her she can have it? |
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Sure, sure. She's getting a bargain too. |
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It's only $400 a month. |
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of those close to me. |
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Sure, it hurts sometimes |
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to give and give
and give-- |
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who watches
everything you say |
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and makes sure you don't make a mistake? |
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He went
for a cup of coffee |
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It's tough. |
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You know, the water pressure's |
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terrible
in my building, |
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Someone offered Harold and
Manny 5000 for the apartment. |
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I'm sure they'd just as soon give it to you, |
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but you would have to
come up with that money. |
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Ah, my liege. |
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A pleasure to serve you. |
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All right. |
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Lemon? |
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Um, sure. Yeah. |
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-Are you sure?
-Pretty sure. |
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Um, sure.
Yeah. |
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-Are you sure? -Pretty sure. |
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-99% sure.
-99% sure? |
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-Are you sure?
-Pretty sure. |
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-99% sure. -99% sure? |
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Ah, sweet elixir, |
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Really? |
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Sure. Why not? |
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How do you think
I feel? |
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I mean,
what is this man's reputation |
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that he has to worry about this kind of exposure |
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damaging his good name? |
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like it never happened? |
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Sure. You're an emotional person. |
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People don't
take you seriously. |
S02E08 - The Heart Attack
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I called him
told him |
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make sure and not watch it. |
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There was nothing else on. |
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You know that
Blackhawks jacket
you have? |
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Oh, sure, my Blackhawks jacket. I love my Blackhawks jacket. |
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Well,
You know, I was thinking,
if things don't exactly... |
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for observation
just to be safe. |
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Oh, sure, sure. Anything. |
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Can you believe it?
There's nothing wrong with me. |
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of the medical profession
that you remain sick. |
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See that insures good business. |
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You're not a patient,
you're a customer. |
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"Put some shoes
by the bottom of the pants. |
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"I wanna make sure. |
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"Yeah, perfect.
Now, what if I'm walking? |
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but sometimes when people
get involved with that, |
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they feel pressure... |
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to sleep over, |
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by avoiding
all the relationship pitfalls. |
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Sure. All right, tell me the rules. |
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Okay. |
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It was wonderful. |
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A pleasure. |
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So I think we should just
forget the whole deal |
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This, that,
and the other. |
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Oh, sure, of course. You're entitled. |
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Who doesn't want this,
that, and the other? |
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- I think I remember.
- Told me you had a great time. |
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- Said you'd call me the next day. - I'm sure I meant to call. |
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- I probably just lost your...
- Liar! |
S02E11 - The Chinese Restaurant
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struggling to compute this
unprecedented turn of events. |
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I don't know what to say to reassure her. |
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And worst of all, I don't have
the time to say it. |
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"You should hit Texas.
Are you ready? |
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"Make sure you get out of the net immediately, |
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because we
shoot the luggage in
right after you." |
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And then there's always that, |
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"Make sure that you tell him |
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that, you know, you know me." |
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She had references. |
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Oh, I'm sure she did. |
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I'm sure they're impeccable. |
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Oh, I'm sure she did. |
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I'm sure they're impeccable. |
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I'm talking about the ones
that forge them. |
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Hey, I do that too. |
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I feel guilty about getting the pleasure. |
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I feel like I don't
deserve it, so I talk. |
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I'll check it out. |
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Are you sure? |
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Yeah. Take them off. |
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It may have moved.
I don't know. |
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I'm sure it didn't move. |
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It moved! |
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"See how you feel. |
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"No obligation, no pressure, just try it. |
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Would you like to see him
in a sandal?" |
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all of my pertinent
tax information, |
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and she has assured us |
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that the matter
is well within
her field of expertise. |
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It's okay.
It's fine. |
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She'll do it. I'm sure she'll still do it. |
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Why? Why would
she still do it? |
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What? Give me one. |
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-You sure? -Yes. |
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Okay. |
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Take the pen? |
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-Are you sure? -I'm positive. Take the pen. |
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Okay, thank you
very much. |
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Without you?
That's the whole reason
you came down here. |
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-Don't go. -You sure? |
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Maybe you should
see a doctor. |
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Yeah, and I got
about 10 feet down |
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and I felt this tremendous pressure on my mask, |
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like my eyeballs were being
sucked out of their sockets. |
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The dog?...The dog? |
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I'm sure it's only for a day or two. |
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But, you know--
What if, you know? |
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So, what would you do? |
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It's only been three days. I'm sure he's gonna call. |
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Stop it! Shut Uuuup! |
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Just me and George? |
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Sure. |
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But we need you. |
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Okay. |
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You sure you don't wanna go? |
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I want to, but I can't. |
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Lemon Lift. |
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Almond Pleasure. |
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Jerry likes
Morning Thunder. |
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That's right.
Gavin Palone. |
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What? You're sure? |
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He was released on Monday? |
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I like dogs. |
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I'm not sure this is a dog. |
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You know the guy might have
just lost your number. |
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Well, you know. |
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Sometimes it's good to get there and make sure you get seats |
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and then go
to the bathroom. |
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Get in here. |
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Listen, it's really been a pleasure |
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taking care of
your dog for a week, |
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Shh! |
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Heyman? Are you sure? |
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He's older. |
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Boxer shorts, huh?
What brand? |
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I'm not really sure. I-- |
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Yeah, well,
let's take a look! |
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I looked it up. |
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Sure enough, it checked out. |
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You think because
you're a celebrity |
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One whole hell of a lot. |
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Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. |
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I've seen your type before. |
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Maybe. |
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Sure, we're too old to change the world, |
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but what about that kid,
sitting down, |
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Purple? |
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You sure it wasn't orange? |
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Positive. |
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Boxer shorts, huh?
What brand? |
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Well, I'm not really sure. I-- |
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Yeah? Well,
let's take a look! |
S03E06 - The Parking Garage
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Oh, this is
just what I need. |
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All right, I'm sure it's right around here. |
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Yeah, yeah.
It looks familiar. |
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Oh, gee. |
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You sure you don't want me to help you with that? |
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I'm gonna put it down
behind that car. |
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I was flying to Chicago
last week on a plane, |
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"Make sure you hang onto your jacket." |
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There's no way you can
get in touch with them? |
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That's all it is. |
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And now he's gone. I'm sure he's looking for the car. |
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Five minutes, that's all.
I just want to find him. |
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Szechwan Gardens. |
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Sure. I eat it all the time. Very spicy. |
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Apparently, General Chang's
a very flamboyant man. |
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My friend forgot
where he parked, and-- |
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Sure, I'll drive you around. |
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You will? |
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You will? |
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Sure. |
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Thank you. Thank you.
We're late... |
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Oh, the I.Q. thing.
Yeah. |
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I'm sure I have a low I.Q. |
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I've been lying about my
S.A.T. scores for 15 years. |
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I'm wearing some
cologne, all right? |
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Sure. Fine. |
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Casus belli. |
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I will be your waiter. |
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A steaming hot folded face towel for your pleasure. |
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Thank you. Ah! |
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And may I say you have
a splendid establishment
here, my friend. |
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I'm sure you'll flourish at this location for many, many years. |
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You're a very kind man,
very kind. |
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You are quite
the restauranteur,
I must say. |
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It is indeed my pleasure. |
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Oh, please. |
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Unless I could shower
at your place. |
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Sure. |
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Oh, my God. |
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Thanks a million.
I really appreciate this. |
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Now, you're sure this was the woman that was sitting |
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at the table where
I had my tape recorder? |
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A little bit to the right. |
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-Now, make sure you get this area here. -Right. |
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That's where
he needs the help. |
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Uh-huh. Well, listen,
I'm at Arlene's.
You want me stop by? |
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-Sure. -Okay. Bye. |
|
00:14:49
|
Bye. |
|
00:06:26
|
says stuff.
I mean... |
|
00:06:27
|
He sure does. |
|
00:06:28
|
Yeah, yeah. |
|
00:10:44
|
let's get this show
on the road. |
|
00:10:46
|
You sure you want us here for this? |
|
00:10:47
|
Yes. |
|
00:11:43
|
Nah. I'm good. |
|
00:11:44
|
You sure? Anything. |
|
00:11:48
|
Mmmmm... |
|
00:12:04
|
Seems to be. |
|
00:12:08
|
Well, I'm sure they'll be able to fix it. |
|
00:12:11
|
You can't stop
modern science. |
|
00:14:04
|
You know, Hawaii could be
a-a little tricky right now. |
|
00:14:07
|
Uh, there's high-pressure winds down there this time of year. |
|
00:14:10
|
There's a lot of debris
constantly flying around, |
|
00:16:54
|
My father asked me to
come here and pick up
his jacket for him. |
|
00:16:57
|
Oh, hello, Miss Pepper. It's a pleasure to meet you. |
|
00:17:00
|
And you must be
Professor Von Nostrand. |
|
00:18:54
|
He is
a fine dresser. |
|
00:18:56
|
And I'm sure I don't have to tell you |
|
00:18:57
|
he's quite popular
with the ladies. |
|
00:20:14
|
So will I see you
later tonight? |
|
00:20:17
|
Not sure. |
|
00:20:21
|
Well, I'll, uh... |
|
00:02:33
|
She only gave me
change for a 10. |
|
00:02:35
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:02:36
|
Oh, boy, here we go. |
|
00:08:05
|
What about you
and Elaine? |
|
00:08:07
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:08:07
|
We'll get a ride. |
|
00:08:58
|
Really? |
|
00:09:00
|
That's a lot of pressure. "Make love to me." |
|
00:09:02
|
What am I? In a circus? |
|
00:09:06
|
Oh, come on. |
|
00:09:07
|
I can't perform under pressure. |
|
00:09:08
|
That's why I never play
anything for money. |
|
00:12:01
|
What are your thoughts
about taking a ride? |
|
00:12:03
|
You're sure? |
|
00:12:05
|
Okay, but don't leave me
hanging here. |
|
00:12:08
|
Okay, great.
Let me give you directions. |
|
00:12:18
|
You--? You sure |
|
00:12:19
|
you don't need
any help? |
|
00:12:21
|
No, not really. |
|
00:12:22
|
I'm sure he'll be here any minute. |
|
00:12:24
|
I want them out of here. |
|
00:12:52
|
The wife keeps
giving us dirty looks. |
|
00:12:55
|
Are you sure you gave him the right directions? |
|
00:12:56
|
Yes, yes. |
|
00:12:56
|
Yes, yes. |
|
00:12:58
|
You sure there's nothing we can do? |
|
00:13:00
|
No! I am not going to bed
with them in our house. |
|
00:20:19
|
Nice to meet you. |
|
00:20:20
|
It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, I'm sure. |
|
00:20:22
|
What the hell
is going on here? |
|
00:21:51
|
the big favor
and the small favor. |
|
00:21:53
|
You can measure the size of the favor |
|
00:21:55
|
by the pause
that a person takes |
S03E11 - The Alternate Side
|
00:01:44
|
Can I ask you
a question? |
|
00:01:46
|
Sure. |
|
00:01:47
|
Did you steal my car? |
|
00:19:32
|
I have a wonderful time
when I'm with you. Wonderful! |
|
00:19:38
|
But at this point in my life, I'm not really sure |
|
00:19:42
|
that I'm ready to make
a commitment to one person. |
|
00:19:42
|
that I'm ready to make
a commitment to one person. |
|
00:19:46
|
I'm just not really sure that we have enough in common. |
|
00:19:50
|
I mean, for example: |
|
00:13:08
|
This is what I need,
just what I need. |
|
00:13:11
|
Okay, take it easy. I'm sure it's nothing. |
|
00:13:13
|
Probably rats on the track. |
|
00:18:19
|
What's, uh, going on? |
|
00:18:21
|
It was a pleasure doing business with you, George, |
|
00:18:22
|
but I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to get going. |
S03E14 - The Pez Dispenser
|
00:03:40
|
Mm-hmm. |
|
00:03:40
|
Sure. |
|
00:03:42
|
Don't applaud when she
stops playing the first time. |
|
00:08:47
|
I couldn't play.
I was humiliated! |
|
00:08:50
|
Well, I'm sure it wasn't at you. |
|
00:08:52
|
Well, then what was
she laughing at? |
|
00:09:28
|
for the rest
of my life. |
|
00:09:32
|
Well, I-I'm sure she would apologize if she could. |
|
00:09:36
|
Probably someone
is holding her back |
|
00:11:38
|
He's the same. |
|
00:11:41
|
Are you sure you want me, John? |
|
00:11:43
|
I mean, I haven't spoken
to Richie in two years. |
|
00:11:57
|
Remember Richie Appel? |
|
00:11:59
|
Oh, sure. |
|
00:12:00
|
The guy I told to pour
the Gatorade |
|
00:18:22
|
and we're gonna
confront him. |
|
00:18:23
|
Oh, sure. |
|
00:18:24
|
We used to do that
when one of our Polar Bears
stopped coming. |
|
00:00:05
|
That urine sample.
Giving them that, |
|
00:00:07
|
that's always a pleasure, isn't it? |
|
00:00:09
|
Then there's always
the amount question: |
|
00:05:22
|
Just get it! |
|
00:05:23
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:05:25
|
Forget it. Come on. |
|
00:06:44
|
Tell me everything. |
|
00:06:47
|
Are you sure he can't hear anything? |
|
00:06:51
|
Martin. |
|
00:19:15
|
Where's the nurse? |
|
00:19:16
|
I'm sure she'll be right back. |
|
00:19:19
|
Sweetheart, why don't you
run and get a nurse for Mommy. |
|
00:13:59
|
I'll call you back
as soon as I'm done. |
|
00:14:00
|
Remember our pact: full disclosure. |
|
00:14:03
|
Of course. |
|
00:15:13
|
No. |
|
00:15:14
|
You sure? |
|
00:15:15
|
Yeah. |
|
00:22:17
|
He fixed up Adam and Eve,
you know? |
|
00:22:19
|
I'm sure he said to Adam, "No, she's nice. |
|
00:22:21
|
"She's, uh... |
S03E17E18 - The Boyfriend
|
00:02:41
|
Yeah, that's him. |
|
00:02:43
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:02:43
|
Positive. |
|
00:03:17
|
Hey, should we say
something to him? |
|
00:03:18
|
Oh, yeah, I'm sure he loves |
|
00:03:19
|
to hear from fans
in the locker room. |
|
00:17:52
|
This weekend. Wow! |
|
00:17:55
|
Sure. That would be great. |
|
00:17:58
|
Damn! I was too overanxious. |
|
00:18:36
|
You got a pen? |
|
00:18:38
|
You sure you don't mind? |
|
00:18:51
|
So then we went
to dinner. |
|
00:21:30
|
No, no, no!
I can cancel. |
|
00:21:32
|
Sure, we'll do something next week. |
|
00:21:32
|
I can-- |
|
00:25:15
|
that he is expending
to avoid work, |
|
00:25:19
|
I'm sure they'd give him a raise. |
|
00:25:20
|
I'm sure of it. |
|
00:25:19
|
I'm sure
they'd give him a raise. |
|
00:25:20
|
I'm sure of it. |
|
00:25:22
|
The guy is doing
a tremendous job not working. |
|
00:31:46
|
Oh, um... Uh. |
|
00:31:49
|
Sure. |
|
00:31:51
|
Um... yeah, okay. |
|
00:42:30
|
You want any help? |
|
00:42:32
|
I'd love some. You sure? |
|
00:42:33
|
I'd love
to help you move! |
|
00:13:01
|
Nothing to worry about.
It was just a flat tire, |
|
00:13:03
|
but rest assured... |
|
00:13:06
|
We're prepared to handle
anything that might come up. |
|
00:17:03
|
I can feel it,
sense it. |
|
00:17:06
|
I'm sure he was just joking around. |
|
00:17:08
|
Oh, no, no, no.
This is no joke. |
S03E20 - The Good Samaritan
|
00:14:54
|
that I'm gonna do
everything I can |
|
00:14:55
|
to make sure the party responsible |
|
00:14:57
|
is made to be responsible, |
|
00:20:49
|
Jerry, let's go. You ready? |
|
00:20:51
|
Are you sure you want to do this? |
|
00:20:53
|
I'm gonna be on the road
for three weeks. |
|
00:00:52
|
I can't do this
if you keep moving. |
|
00:00:54
|
You're sure you don't want me to take my clothes off? |
|
00:00:57
|
Because I'll do it. |
|
00:03:31
|
Uh... |
|
00:03:34
|
Yeah, sure. Sure, I'm interested. |
|
00:03:36
|
George,
you going to buy a painting? |
|
00:03:36
|
George,
you going to buy a painting? |
|
00:03:38
|
Yeah, sure. |
|
00:03:41
|
Are you
an art lover? |
|
00:13:23
|
You want me,
then fight for me--" |
|
00:13:28
|
"Because I'm sure as hell fighting for you. |
|
00:13:31
|
I think
we're both worth it." |
|
00:13:56
|
Fight for her, Jerry! |
|
00:13:57
|
She's sure the hell fighting for you! |
|
00:13:59
|
All right! |
|
00:21:56
|
More potatoes? |
|
00:21:57
|
Yeah, yeah, sure. Please. |
|
00:21:59
|
Yes, yes.
Go on. Go on. |
S03E22 - The Parking Space
|
00:02:35
|
and see that look
of disappointment on her face. |
|
00:02:39
|
You sure you like these sunglasses? |
|
00:02:46
|
Well, I'm very disappointed
in George and Elaine, |
|
00:05:00
|
I can make a left turn
from the right lane. |
|
00:05:01
|
I'm sure you could. |
|
00:05:03
|
What're we gonna tell
Jerry about the car? |
|
00:07:48
|
I gotta go
to the bathroom. |
|
00:07:50
|
All right, just make sure he reserves the good chair for me. |
|
00:07:52
|
Wait, what are you gonna
tell him about the clanking
noise in the car? |
|
00:15:40
|
Well, you know, it's
interesting, when, you know, |
|
00:15:42
|
under that pressure, what you're capable of. |
|
00:15:44
|
Right. |
|
00:18:15
|
No, I'm not pregnant. |
|
00:18:17
|
Are you sure you're not pregnant? |
|
00:18:19
|
Yes, I'm sure. |
|
00:18:17
|
Are you sure
you're not pregnant? |
|
00:18:19
|
Yes, I'm sure. |
|
00:18:21
|
Whew.
That's weird. |
|
00:19:40
|
No, it, uh,
wouldn't fit you. |
|
00:19:41
|
Oh, sure, it would. |
|
00:19:43
|
No. Get out
of here, Newman. |
|
00:10:23
|
I've got witnesses. |
|
00:10:24
|
-Turn around, George. -Sure. |
|
00:10:25
|
George? |
|
00:00:45
|
Yeah. |
|
00:00:47
|
Are you sure? Yeah. |
|
00:00:49
|
Murphy Brown,
the TV show? |
|
00:01:03
|
Remember her
in Carnal Knowledge? |
|
00:01:04
|
Sure. |
|
00:01:05
|
She show her breasts in that? |
|
00:06:14
|
Somebody saw to that. |
|
00:06:17
|
Sure did, Johnny. |
|
00:06:19
|
Damn shame, too. |
|
00:06:55
|
Walk through
again, please. |
|
00:06:58
|
Are you sure you don't have any metal on you? |
|
00:07:00
|
Bracelets, rings, anklets? |
|
00:05:01
|
Really? |
|
00:05:02
|
Sure. |
|
00:05:03
|
You think so?
Oh, yeah. |
|
00:11:29
|
Yeah, well, we don't think. |
|
00:11:31
|
We're pretty sure. |
|
00:11:33
|
A dollar a night? |
|
00:14:07
|
Jerry? George? |
|
00:14:11
|
Yeah, sure. |
|
00:14:14
|
Kramer, let's go.
Lieutenant wants to see you. |
|
00:15:33
|
I'm not interested in your
explanations, Kramer. |
|
00:15:35
|
Sure, I bet you've got a million of them. |
|
00:15:38
|
Maybe your mother
didn't love you enough. |
S04E03E04 - The Pitch-The Ticket
|
00:01:50
|
Could we speak
for a few moments? |
|
00:01:51
|
Sure. Sure. |
|
00:01:52
|
Hi. Jay Crespi. |
|
00:04:01
|
No, they're not.
They used to be. |
|
00:04:02
|
Oh, sure. Like you know. |
|
00:04:04
|
Oh, like you do? |
|
00:04:50
|
Hey, you guys coming
to my party? |
|
00:04:51
|
Yeah. Sure. Yeah! |
|
00:04:54
|
What's this
all about? |
|
00:10:37
|
Nothing. |
|
00:10:38
|
You sure? |
|
00:10:40
|
You look
a little pale. |
|
00:12:36
|
Gee, I thought Kramer and I
were very close friends. |
|
00:12:39
|
No, I'm sure you are. |
|
00:12:40
|
I'm sure
you're very close friends. |
|
00:12:39
|
No, I'm sure you are. |
|
00:12:40
|
I'm sure you're very close friends. |
|
00:12:42
|
Very close. |
|
00:21:47
|
so I had it on, you know, |
|
00:21:48
|
and I was checking the strap to make sure it fit, |
|
00:21:50
|
and suddenly,
I feel this kick |
|
00:26:08
|
What? Really? You're kidding. |
|
00:26:11
|
Today? Yeah, sure. |
|
00:26:13
|
We could make it. 2:00? |
|
00:27:31
|
Danny Barber. |
|
00:27:32
|
Oh, sure. Danny. |
|
00:27:34
|
He used to be
in the pajama business. |
|
00:43:26
|
I demand a recess
so that I can take him outside |
|
00:43:29
|
and help him regain his composure! |
|
00:43:31
|
That'll be $75. |
|
00:43:42
|
Is he out there?
Do you see him? |
|
00:43:44
|
I'm not sure. |
|
00:43:45
|
Well, either you see him
or you don't. |
|
00:02:15
|
Do I have to write him
a note or something? |
|
00:02:18
|
Yeah, I'm sure he'd appreciate that. |
|
00:02:20
|
Well, what would I say
in the note? |
|
00:05:13
|
Ma, I know this may be hard
for you to understand, |
|
00:05:16
|
but I'm sure |
|
00:05:17
|
there are many people
who do not like me. |
|
00:16:27
|
It's gone. |
|
00:16:28
|
Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. |
|
00:16:30
|
I went in to get my X-rays.
Somebody takes my wallet. |
|
00:06:07
|
and allow us to pursue
our courtship unfettered. |
|
00:06:10
|
If not, I can assure you, doctor, |
|
00:06:13
|
that I could make things
very unpleasant for you |
|
00:08:55
|
Maybe, uh, you want
to sell me that one. |
|
00:08:57
|
Oh, sure. |
|
00:09:01
|
Hang on a second. |
|
00:11:56
|
Blossom's on Monday. |
|
00:11:58
|
Are you sure? Oh, look who I'm talking to. |
|
00:11:59
|
The president of NBC. |
|
00:13:45
|
What the hell
is going on here? |
|
00:13:53
|
Well, it's a-- It's a pleasure to meet you. |
|
00:13:56
|
Thank you for coming in. |
|
00:14:39
|
So tell me,
Mr. Kramer-- |
|
00:14:41
|
Okay. Yeah, sure. |
|
00:14:43
|
Tell me all about, um,
you and Elaine. |
|
00:20:42
|
And I hate to give it up. |
|
00:20:45
|
Hey, Dad, you're sure you don't need any more money? |
|
00:20:47
|
Jerry... |
|
00:20:54
|
Thanks again
for the wallet. |
|
00:20:56
|
Morty, always a pleasure. |
|
00:20:57
|
Yes. |
|
00:22:06
|
Cop goes, "All right, ma'am, |
|
00:22:07
|
"just wanted to make sure you had some friends. |
|
00:22:09
|
"Move it along. |
|
00:05:49
|
Do you mind? May I? |
|
00:05:51
|
Oh, sure. |
|
00:05:54
|
Ah, it'd break your heart
seeing him in there. |
S04E08 - The Cheever Letters
|
00:04:10
|
I'm sorry. I really am. |
|
00:04:12
|
Listen, listen, Jerry's under a lot of pressure right now. |
|
00:04:14
|
It's very hard
being a stand-up comedian! |
|
00:18:39
|
Here. |
|
00:18:40
|
Oh, sure. |
|
00:18:43
|
From... |
|
00:22:51
|
or is the sex act now just
there to spice up
the conversation? |
|
00:22:55
|
Of course, eventually, I'm sure people will get tired of, |
|
00:22:58
|
too lazy, even,
for phone sex. |
|
00:08:58
|
I'm a comedian
of the United States... |
|
00:09:00
|
and I'll tell you, I'm under just as much pressure. |
|
00:09:04
|
All right. Thanks anyway.
Okay. Bye. |
|
00:16:01
|
If he thinks I ruined
his NBC deal and
stole his girl! |
|
00:16:03
|
-That will be a kibosh for sure. -What about me? |
|
00:16:06
|
MAN: Excuse me. |
|
00:19:47
|
250? |
|
00:19:48
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:19:49
|
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. |
|
00:19:48
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:19:49
|
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. |
|
00:19:51
|
All right, all right. 250. |
|
00:03:53
|
Oh, no, no. |
|
00:03:54
|
What, are you sure? A girlfriend? |
|
00:03:57
|
I'm looking at a guy
on a semi-daily |
|
00:12:38
|
I'm in a car accident. |
|
00:12:40
|
The motorist is uninsured. You with me? |
|
00:12:41
|
Yeah. |
|
00:17:52
|
Good to see you. |
|
00:17:53
|
Stu and Jay. Always a pleasure. |
|
00:17:54
|
Hi, sweetie. |
|
00:03:07
|
Care to make it
interesting? |
|
00:03:11
|
Sure. How much? |
|
00:03:12
|
Hundred dollars? |
|
00:04:05
|
we all know each other
very well. |
|
00:04:06
|
I'm sure we'll all feel comfortable |
|
00:04:08
|
within the confines
of the honor system. |
|
00:10:22
|
So, I'll see you
Saturday night, then? |
|
00:10:23
|
Sure. |
|
00:10:24
|
Saturday night. |
|
00:14:03
|
"Do you want to split
a cab uptown?" |
|
00:14:08
|
And I said sure, |
|
00:14:09
|
even though
I was going downtown. |
|
00:19:58
|
Yes. |
|
00:19:59
|
You sure? |
|
00:20:00
|
Yes! |
|
00:04:23
|
everybody in first class
is gonna die anyway. |
|
00:04:25
|
Uh, yeah, I'm sure you'll live. |
|
00:04:31
|
Third row, right. |
|
00:15:44
|
Um, I didn't get a meal. |
|
00:15:45
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:15:47
|
Yes, I'm sure. |
|
00:15:45
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:15:47
|
Yes, I'm sure. |
|
00:15:48
|
I would know
if a tray of food |
|
00:04:36
|
a tropical fish tank
right here. |
|
00:04:38
|
Are you sure you're ready for that kind of commitment? |
|
00:04:40
|
Well, I figure,
if it doesn't work out, |
|
00:05:09
|
I can't believe
they stole his idea. |
|
00:05:10
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:05:11
|
And you're the model
for this perfume? |
|
00:09:10
|
Carefully? |
|
00:09:11
|
Because I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong... |
|
00:09:16
|
but I think I see a nipple. |
|
00:22:00
|
What? |
|
00:22:01
|
Well, I'm not sure, but... |
|
00:22:05
|
I think I see your... |
|
00:11:01
|
No. No, don't wait! |
|
00:11:02
|
Jerry, I'll wait to make sure you get in, that's all. |
|
00:11:05
|
I got some friends inside.
I need to get a message
to them. |
|
00:03:59
|
and then maybe you can go
to the auto show with her. |
|
00:04:01
|
You know, have a little company, take the pressure off. |
|
00:04:07
|
He never heard
of corduroy. |
|
00:07:18
|
I have to make
a call. |
|
00:07:20
|
Oh, sure. |
|
00:07:21
|
Tell Ping
I said hello. |
|
00:18:56
|
It was all going to be fixed. |
|
00:18:58
|
I'm sure the lawyer did everything they could. |
|
00:19:00
|
Then where is Babu? |
|
00:03:41
|
Why?
He snubbed me. |
|
00:03:43
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:03:45
|
Yeah, I'm sure.
What did you tell him? |
|
00:03:43
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:03:45
|
Yeah, I'm sure. What did you tell him? |
|
00:03:46
|
Nothing. |
|
00:11:18
|
You think he liked it? |
|
00:11:25
|
I'm not sure. |
|
00:11:37
|
What was that dish
he said he--? |
|
00:21:01
|
Nyah... |
|
00:21:02
|
Well, I'm sure |
|
00:21:04
|
it's right up
Russell's alley. |
|
00:04:41
|
Uh, do you want
me to stay, or-- |
|
00:04:42
|
Sure. I don't care. |
|
00:04:46
|
Hi. |
|
00:04:56
|
You look familiar.
Have we ever met? |
|
00:04:57
|
I'm--I'm not sure. Have we? |
|
00:04:59
|
You look familiar. |
|
00:05:07
|
if that's
all right with you. |
|
00:05:09
|
Sure. I'd like to talk to him, too. |
|
00:05:10
|
Oh. |
|
00:10:18
|
You heard me talking
on the other line? |
|
00:10:20
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:10:21
|
Yes, I heard you. |
|
00:11:04
|
Thanks for
meeting with me. |
|
00:11:06
|
Sure. Would you like to take a seat? |
|
00:11:07
|
Sure. Thank you. |
|
00:11:06
|
Sure. Would you like
to take a seat? |
|
00:11:07
|
Sure. Thank you. |
|
00:11:08
|
Why don't you
take your coat off? |
|
00:21:35
|
as fat, sloppy and married. |
|
00:21:37
|
Although I'm sure there are. |
|
00:21:38
|
I don't want to
perpetuate the stereotype. |
|
00:21:38
|
I don't want to
perpetuate the stereotype. |
|
00:21:41
|
I'm sure they're the minority, though, |
|
00:21:42
|
within the gay community. |
|
00:01:26
|
There's got to be more to life
than this. |
|
00:01:29
|
What gives you pleasure? |
|
00:01:32
|
Listening to you. |
|
00:01:34
|
I listen to this for
15 minutes, I'm on top
of the world. |
|
00:01:38
|
Your misery is my pleasure. |
|
00:01:40
|
Hey, boys. |
|
00:07:28
|
I might drop dead today, |
|
00:07:30
|
but I sure as hell wasn't born yesterday. |
|
00:07:32
|
Now, get the hell
out of my house. |
|
00:08:18
|
Well, take it. |
|
00:08:19
|
I sure as hell |
|
00:08:20
|
am not gonna give it
to my family. |
|
00:16:29
|
The passion. |
|
00:16:35
|
The forbidden pleasure. |
|
00:16:39
|
You had an affair
with Gandhi? |
|
00:02:17
|
But a few more dates,
you can find out for yourself. |
|
00:02:20
|
Don't be so sure. |
|
00:02:21
|
Look at George. |
|
00:05:24
|
You too. Get some sleep. |
|
00:05:34
|
You sure? |
|
00:05:35
|
Positive. |
|
00:12:03
|
I don't know. |
|
00:12:04
|
One minute, you're sure they're fake. |
|
00:12:05
|
The next minute,
you think they're real. |
|
00:15:10
|
Oh, Jerry. |
|
00:15:11
|
Oh, how can you be so sure? |
|
00:15:13
|
Jerry,
are you blind? |
|
00:01:18
|
Yeah. Remember
the little bank book? |
|
00:01:19
|
Sure. All right. |
|
00:01:21
|
So I haven't put anything
in it since sixth grade. |
|
00:07:38
|
because you saw
20/20 last night? |
|
00:07:40
|
I sure am. |
|
00:07:42
|
Well, that report |
|
00:07:44
|
was about one very specific
type of retractor, |
|
00:07:47
|
and I can assure you |
|
00:07:48
|
we do not
use that retractor |
|
00:09:41
|
What did she do? |
|
00:09:42
|
I'm not sure, but I think she was nice. |
|
00:09:47
|
Susan B. Anthony
I'd think have a problem with. |
|
00:17:53
|
Yeah, you know, they really
spruce up the apartment. |
|
00:17:56
|
Yeah, I'm sure. Well, I gotta call the hospital. |
|
00:17:58
|
I gotta tell them
what happened. |
|
00:04:16
|
Hi. |
|
00:04:18
|
Pleasure to meet you. |
|
00:04:19
|
Yes. Well... |
|
00:07:49
|
No. Never. |
|
00:07:51
|
Jerry, I'm sure I've seen men on the street |
|
00:07:55
|
early in the morning. |
|
00:13:46
|
Oh, thanks, thanks a lot.
I'll pay you back. |
|
00:13:47
|
Yeah, sure. |
|
00:13:50
|
I gotta go. |
|
00:14:50
|
vacuum the spray out
with a deionizing machine. |
|
00:14:53
|
Hit it with high-pressure compressed air, |
|
00:14:56
|
and wet-dry vac it to extract
the remaining liquids. |
|
00:18:29
|
Is it all right
if I borrow your jacket? |
|
00:18:31
|
Oh, sure. Yeah. |
|
00:18:32
|
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. |
S04E22 - The Handicap Spot
|
00:04:29
|
It's five minutes. |
|
00:04:33
|
Make sure that we don't forget |
|
00:04:34
|
where the car
is parked. |
|
00:09:51
|
maybe get something to eat. |
|
00:09:52
|
Sure. Sure. |
|
00:09:54
|
Okay. Don't worry,
I'm taking my car. |
|
00:13:50
|
Hey, Drake, whatever happens, |
|
00:13:52
|
I'm sure it'll be for the best. |
|
00:13:54
|
Yeah, take it easy.
Bye-bye, Allison. |
|
00:14:20
|
But this will
get you around? |
|
00:14:22
|
Oh, sure. It just doesn't have any of the frills of the Cougar. |
|
00:14:24
|
Like what? |
|
00:20:57
|
These are my references. |
|
00:20:59
|
I'm sure you'll find that I'm more than qualified. |
|
00:21:05
|
I don't think I need
anyone else right now. |
|
00:00:09
|
These guys go,
"No, I'm focusing on melon. |
|
00:00:13
|
"Oh, sure, thousands of people are dying needlessly, |
|
00:00:16
|
"but this, ptooey. |
|
00:04:17
|
But-- But I'm so good. |
|
00:04:20
|
I'm sure you are. |
|
00:04:21
|
Jerry, listen,
it wasn't you. |
|
00:04:31
|
Maybe they've all
been faking. |
|
00:04:32
|
I'm sure they're not. |
|
00:04:34
|
Maybe Karen is faking. |
|
00:08:47
|
I'm very satisfied. |
|
00:08:48
|
I'm-- I'm sure if you weren't satisfied, |
|
00:08:51
|
you would probably
say something, wouldn't you? |
|
00:21:48
|
And that orgasm stuff.
Orgasm this and orgasm that. |
|
00:21:51
|
It's a lot of pressure! |
|
00:21:52
|
Hey, you know,
I'm a little hungry. |
|
00:05:46
|
(MURMURING) |
|
00:05:51
|
Sure. |
|
00:05:51
|
Oh, yeah. |
|
00:01:23
|
All right. |
|
00:01:25
|
Okay, so I'm gonna measure the window up, okay? |
|
00:01:28
|
Yeah. |
|
00:04:40
|
Yes. |
|
00:04:44
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:04:44
|
Yes. Positive. |
|
00:17:30
|
Uh, would you mind walking
me back to my locker? |
|
00:17:33
|
Oh, uh, sure. Why not? |
|
00:17:35
|
Uh, there you go. |
S05E04 - The Sniffing Accountant
|
00:00:50
|
Nothing, and I've looked. |
|
00:00:52
|
Well, I'm sure you'll find something. |
|
00:00:55
|
So, how'd you meet him? |
|
00:11:02
|
Maybe there is a
way that we could
tempt him and find out. |
|
00:11:04
|
I'm sure if we put our three heads together, |
|
00:11:06
|
we should come up
with something. |
|
00:18:56
|
Yeah, thanks. |
|
00:18:57
|
It'll be my pleasure. |
|
00:19:03
|
See you later. |
|
00:18:05
|
Oh, the baby's fine.
They just took him |
|
00:18:06
|
to the hospital as a precautionary measure. |
|
00:18:07
|
But look at me!
I'm the one who's hurt! |
|
00:21:39
|
Someone goes: "Yes, I will
stand in the tunnel
breathing exhaust |
|
00:21:42
|
fumes, watching the cars go by, making sure everything's okay." |
|
00:21:45
|
Someone goes: "Yes, I will
work behind the elephant |
|
00:04:34
|
Am I fearing AIDS? |
|
00:04:36
|
Oh, yeah, sure! Who isn't? |
|
00:04:38
|
But, you know,
you gotta live your life. |
|
00:09:50
|
Nobody does it
better than me. |
|
00:09:52
|
I'm sure you do it very well. |
|
00:09:54
|
(CHUCKLES)
Yes, well, unfortunately, |
|
00:14:32
|
I don't know,
George. |
|
00:14:35
|
I'm not sure about this. |
|
00:14:38
|
Would you ask her?
Just ask her. |
|
00:14:49
|
George
was wondering-- |
|
00:14:51
|
Sure. I'll do it. |
|
00:14:56
|
JERRY:
So I really had
a good time. |
|
00:18:07
|
Shut the door. |
|
00:18:08
|
Yeah, sure. |
|
00:18:10
|
(TIRES SCREECH) |
S05E07 - The Non-Fat Yogurt
|
00:11:04
|
It was really nice
meeting you. |
|
00:11:06
|
Well, the pleasure's all mine, hm? |
|
00:11:12
|
You can't take
that chemist out. |
|
00:15:22
|
Wow. |
|
00:15:25
|
You sure you don't want any yogurt? |
|
00:15:26
|
No, I'm watching
my weight. |
|
00:09:27
|
You gotta fix it. |
|
00:09:28
|
Sure. I fix. |
|
00:09:31
|
But you gotta make sure
you no tell anybody. |
|
00:09:28
|
Sure. I fix. |
|
00:09:31
|
But you gotta make sure you no tell anybody. |
|
00:09:34
|
He's a little crazy. |
|
00:16:06
|
that I was more than willing
to stick it out
with Joel Rifkin. |
|
00:16:09
|
Sure. |
|
00:16:13
|
Okay, you got your list? |
S05E10 - The Cigar Store Indian
|
00:14:39
|
Could I have this? |
|
00:14:40
|
Sure, take it. |
|
00:14:41
|
Thanks. |
|
00:20:01
|
Yeah. |
|
00:20:03
|
I'm sure it's all here. |
|
00:20:05
|
You know, I was just admiring |
|
00:02:12
|
Really? |
|
00:02:12
|
Sure. |
|
00:02:14
|
Hello. |
|
00:09:22
|
Oh. Kramer. Yeah. |
|
00:09:23
|
It's a pleasure. |
|
00:09:24
|
Mine. |
|
00:11:36
|
My bathroom? |
|
00:11:40
|
You sure you don't mind? |
|
00:11:41
|
No, of course not. |
|
00:12:03
|
you went to
podiatry school, |
|
00:12:05
|
which I'm sure is very grueling in its own way. |
|
00:12:08
|
I went to podiatry school
because I like feet. |
|
00:15:18
|
I'm sorry.
Something has come up. |
|
00:15:21
|
Oh. Oh, sure. I understand. |
|
00:15:26
|
Hey! |
|
00:20:27
|
What things?
What are you talking about? |
|
00:20:29
|
Selling sexual pleasure on the phone? |
|
00:20:32
|
I sell paper goods,
you jerk. |
S05E13 - The Dinner Party
|
00:19:22
|
If they have
individual personalities, |
|
00:19:23
|
I'm not sure we should be eating them. |
|
00:19:26
|
What's the matter
with you? |
|
00:20:51
|
Somebody double-parked!
We couldn't help it! |
|
00:20:53
|
It might've been Saddam Hussein. We're not sure. |
|
00:20:55
|
He had a British accent,
though. |
S05E14 - The Marine Biologist
|
00:04:03
|
Kramer, I've been wanting
to get one of these things. |
|
00:04:05
|
Are you sure that-- |
|
00:04:09
|
-You sure you can't
use this thing?
-No. |
|
00:04:05
|
Are you sure that-- |
|
00:04:09
|
-You sure you can't use this thing? -No. |
|
00:04:10
|
I got all my appointments
right up here. |
|
00:06:23
|
I mean, did he ever
get anywhere? |
|
00:06:25
|
Sure. |
|
00:06:26
|
Yeah? What field? |
|
00:15:48
|
Yeah, I got it. |
|
00:15:49
|
You sure you wanna do this? |
|
00:15:50
|
Yeah, I gotta get
Testikov on tape. |
|
00:17:48
|
-Okay.
-It was nice
meeting you. |
|
00:17:50
|
Yeah, a real pleasure. |
|
00:17:51
|
Yeah, yeah. |
|
00:00:28
|
well-dressed
or getting killed. |
|
00:00:31
|
I'm sure some pro-mannequin organization, |
|
00:00:33
|
doesn't even like you
to use the term mannequin. |
|
00:09:36
|
You're not averse
to pastry. |
|
00:09:39
|
Surely you could see how such a thing would prey on my mind. |
|
00:09:41
|
Can we drop this? |
|
00:18:11
|
That sound again. |
|
00:18:14
|
You sure you didn't hear anything? |
|
00:18:16
|
No, can't say
as I did. |
|
00:02:00
|
"Could use a good laugh." |
|
00:02:02
|
You know what kind of pressure that is? |
|
00:02:04
|
Come on.
Come with me. |
|
00:02:33
|
Hi. Nice to
meet you. |
|
00:02:34
|
Pleasure. |
|
00:02:35
|
Oh, how's work going,
you guys? |
|
00:05:48
|
Of course not! |
|
00:05:51
|
I mean...sure, there may have been one or two occasions |
|
00:05:55
|
in the past,
when I may have
reacted in a... |
|
00:16:49
|
Yes. |
|
00:16:50
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:16:51
|
Oh, quite. |
|
00:02:53
|
Meryl Seinfeld. |
|
00:02:56
|
Yeah, sure. You get the discount too. |
|
00:02:58
|
You might
regret that. |
|
00:09:57
|
Would ya? |
|
00:09:57
|
Sure. |
|
00:09:59
|
Oh, a project!
That's a definite signal. |
|
00:10:24
|
Can I have a sip
of your water? |
|
00:10:26
|
Oh. Yeah, sure. |
|
00:10:27
|
Thanks. |
|
00:18:55
|
You know, we cannot have
people like that in here. |
|
00:18:56
|
Are you sure you want to do that? |
|
00:18:58
|
Yeah. He's disgusting! |
S05E18E19 - The Raincoats
|
00:02:12
|
Well... |
|
00:02:14
|
Sure, Joey. Sure. |
|
00:02:17
|
I would be thrilled. |
|
00:07:10
|
I'm ready. |
|
00:07:11
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:07:11
|
Yes! |
|
00:07:25
|
I'm swamped. |
|
00:07:27
|
You sure? You can examine the artwork up close. |
|
00:07:31
|
Maybe I'll try
and catch up with you. |
|
00:09:00
|
Jerry, have you ever seen
any of those
Impressionist paintings? |
|
00:09:02
|
Oh, sure, like Monet. |
|
00:09:04
|
Don't you think
he had to be, uh, nearsighted? |
|
00:10:14
|
The beltless trench coat.
My father invented it. |
|
00:10:16
|
I sure did. Raincoats were my business. |
|
00:10:19
|
The Executive
was a classic. |
|
00:17:01
|
Hey, remember
this raincoat that
you sold me? |
|
00:17:03
|
Sure. That's the Executive. |
|
00:17:03
|
Uh-huh. |
|
00:21:34
|
No, no, it's okay.
I was just leaving anyway. |
|
00:21:37
|
Are you sure? We don't want-- |
|
00:21:39
|
No, it's okay. |
|
00:36:19
|
Mmm, mmm, mmm. |
|
00:36:21
|
Hey, Dad, you sure we're at the right carousel? |
|
00:36:23
|
This is it. |
|
00:38:18
|
to see us off. |
|
00:38:20
|
Are you sure you can't stay a little longer? |
|
00:38:21
|
No! |
|
00:38:35
|
I think
she meant me,
but-- |
|
00:38:36
|
And make sure Kramer uses good tape |
|
00:38:38
|
when he sends
back the raincoats. |
|
00:02:15
|
Well, I don't know.
Don't ask me any more
questions about jokes. |
|
00:02:18
|
Jerry, it just puts too much pressure on me. |
|
00:02:19
|
This guy Leonard Christian's
gonna be there tomorrow. |
|
00:05:24
|
Really?
You think so? |
|
00:05:26
|
Sure. |
|
00:05:27
|
Boy, wouldn't that
be exciting? |
|
00:06:05
|
I don't think so. |
|
00:06:07
|
Are you sure? Take a good look. |
|
00:06:08
|
They seem
a little bigger? |
|
00:07:14
|
Yeah. |
|
00:07:15
|
Hey, we'll make sure it's a great show. |
|
00:07:18
|
Okay, good.
I'll see ya later. |
|
00:12:02
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I risked my life, |
|
00:12:04
|
making sure that exit was clear. |
|
00:12:09
|
Any other questions? |
|
00:14:40
|
That's real conducive
to the work atmosphere. |
|
00:14:42
|
I'm sure your coworkers appreciate it. |
|
00:14:44
|
Hey, let's go eat
in Toby's office. |
|
00:17:54
|
Oh, I'll be okay. |
|
00:17:56
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:17:57
|
I think so. |
|
00:18:21
|
Too bad. |
|
00:18:22
|
Sure, the pinkie toe is cute, |
|
00:18:24
|
but I mean,
what is it? |
|
00:00:54
|
Yeah, I'll be there. |
|
00:00:55
|
You sure we're making the right move? |
|
00:00:57
|
We gotta see the new baby. At least
we'll get a weekend in the Hamptons. |
|
00:07:38
|
Ben, you're staying
over tonight, right? |
|
00:07:42
|
Sure. |
|
00:07:46
|
I... |
|
00:17:54
|
You're the ones who are
obsessed with this stuff, not us. |
|
00:17:57
|
I'm sure it wouldn't matter to Jane. |
|
00:17:59
|
You're going back
to New York now? |
|
00:18:23
|
when, in fact, it is
all that it should be and more. |
|
00:18:27
|
- I'm sure it is. - Look, you don't understand. |
|
00:18:30
|
There was shrinkage. |
|
00:01:33
|
Boy, you've really
got it all. |
|
00:01:35
|
I'm sure Helen Gurley Brown would be very proud of you. |
|
00:01:38
|
Speaking of
having it all. |
|
00:05:17
|
What? |
|
00:05:18
|
Sure. I'll do it. |
|
00:05:19
|
I just had something canceled
the same weekend. |
|
00:06:37
|
Because I would love it! |
|
00:06:49
|
Are you sure you don't want to come up? |
|
00:06:50
|
It's only 9:30. |
|
00:16:51
|
When they approach
a new recruit, |
|
00:16:53
|
I'm sure that's one of the big selling points. |
|
00:16:58
|
Jerry. |
|
00:17:14
|
You will? |
|
00:17:15
|
Sure. See, things always even out for me. |
|
00:17:19
|
-Huh?
-It's fine. |
|
00:19:35
|
Boy, |
|
00:19:36
|
they sure saved us. |
|
00:19:39
|
Oh... |
|
00:01:24
|
This is what they give us. |
|
00:01:25
|
You know, they used to make leisure suits |
|
00:01:27
|
out of this fabric? |
|
00:03:35
|
Can she talk? |
|
00:03:36
|
I'm not sure if she's allowed to talk. |
|
00:03:39
|
Are you calling? |
|
00:08:05
|
Hey, Buck, talk to you
for a second? |
|
00:08:08
|
Sure, George. |
|
00:08:10
|
How's everything going?
Everything okay? |
|
00:00:51
|
Oh, I know the Rolamech 1000. |
|
00:00:54
|
No, I'm sure you do. |
|
00:00:58
|
They're pretty expensive. |
|
00:06:19
|
I'm meeting Mother
at the Guggenheim. |
|
00:06:20
|
You sure you don't want to go? |
|
00:06:22
|
No, you Guggenheim. I'm not
much of a Guggenheimer. |
|
00:06:22
|
No, you Guggenheim. I'm not
much of a Guggenheimer. |
|
00:06:24
|
Are you sure, George? |
|
00:06:26
|
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You go. |
S06E03 - The Pledge Drive
|
00:02:07
|
-I'm calling noreen.
-Oh, go ahead. |
|
00:02:09
|
-You sure you don't mind? -Like she's really gonna admit |
|
00:02:12
|
she was flirting with me. |
|
00:03:47
|
T-that won't happen again. |
|
00:03:48
|
I'm sure it won't. |
|
00:03:51
|
But someone was crying,
and I want to know who it was. |
|
00:07:40
|
She wasn't flirting with you. |
|
00:07:42
|
Oh, sure, she was. |
|
00:07:44
|
Asked me where
the humor section was. |
|
00:15:38
|
This isn't gonna
take long, is it? |
|
00:15:41
|
No, no, in and out. I made sure of that. |
|
00:15:45
|
And you'll be happy to know
I perused the script, |
|
00:15:48
|
and it's met
with my approval. |
|
00:15:50
|
Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. |
|
00:15:53
|
Hey! |
|
00:15:57
|
He just gave me
the finger. |
|
00:16:00
|
Y-you sure? |
|
00:16:01
|
Oh, yeah, middle finger,
straight up at me. At us. |
|
00:21:25
|
...Programs like
ken burn's baseball, |
|
00:21:28
|
and if danny tartabull were here, I'm sure he'd say, |
|
00:21:32
|
"that's correct, jerry." |
S06E04 - The Chinese Woman
|
00:00:09
|
you know they've seen
the fork by now. |
|
00:00:11
|
I'm sure they've seen the spoon. |
|
00:00:13
|
They're going,
"yah...they're okay. |
|
00:04:32
|
You think maybe
I'm...depleted? |
|
00:04:36
|
I'm sure you're not totally depleted. |
|
00:04:38
|
Yeah, but what if I am? |
|
00:06:41
|
That's not necessarily true. |
|
00:06:42
|
There are measures you can take to improve your fertility. |
|
00:06:46
|
What? What? You tell me. |
|
00:00:58
|
They wanted to read
a Truman Capote book. |
|
00:01:00
|
Oh, sure. Truman Capote. |
|
00:01:02
|
Yeah, he's a great writer. |
|
00:01:50
|
Yeah, I'll take it. |
|
00:01:51
|
Oh, I'm sure they can deliver it to your apartment. |
|
00:01:54
|
Yes, they can. |
|
00:03:36
|
to my apartment.
It's not very far. |
|
00:03:37
|
Sure. |
|
00:03:37
|
Okay. |
|
00:11:59
|
What is his stand...
on abortion? |
|
00:12:07
|
Well, I'm sure he's pro-choice. |
|
00:12:10
|
How do you know? |
|
00:15:04
|
Poppie peed
on my sofa! |
|
00:15:08
|
You sure? |
|
00:15:09
|
Well,
what is it then? |
|
00:15:16
|
Poppie peed
on my new sofa! |
|
00:15:18
|
I'm sure it'll come out. |
|
00:15:20
|
I don't care
if it comes out, |
|
00:21:24
|
Today?
Could you? |
|
00:21:26
|
Sure. |
|
00:21:27
|
What are you doing
with this couch? |
|
00:21:49
|
Can I offer you
anything to drink? |
|
00:21:52
|
Yeah, sure. |
|
00:21:53
|
Oh, all I've got
is grape juice. |
|
00:05:32
|
Nana, nice to see you.
Nee-nee, nee-nee, nana! |
|
00:05:36
|
Aunt phyllis, a pleasure, what a pleasure. |
|
00:05:39
|
Hey, let's do this
again real soon. |
|
00:14:34
|
clean that up! |
|
00:14:35
|
Oh, sure. Of course. |
|
00:14:38
|
Could you hold these
for just a second? |
|
00:19:10
|
Maybe I could just
use the bathroom. |
|
00:19:13
|
Sure. Let's go. |
|
00:19:15
|
Announcer :
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I direct your attention |
|
00:05:42
|
And it'll still
be daytime. |
|
00:05:44
|
I'm much better in the daytime than at night. Less pressure. |
|
00:05:47
|
I love the day date. |
|
00:07:23
|
You stepped
right in it. |
|
00:07:24
|
Yes. I sure did. |
|
00:07:28
|
So you just pretended
it didn't bother you? |
|
00:14:34
|
Can I squeeze in? |
|
00:14:36
|
Sure you can. |
|
00:14:42
|
Can I take your order? |
S06E08 - The Mom and Pop Store
|
00:00:36
|
Or you'll be hearing
from my "lawya." |
|
00:00:43
|
So George, you sure I can't show you any other cars? |
|
00:00:47
|
Heh, heh.
I don't think so, Vic. |
|
00:08:27
|
and he asked for yours
and Elaine's addresses. |
|
00:08:29
|
I'm sure that means I'm invited. |
|
00:08:31
|
Not necessarily. |
|
00:09:48
|
Hey, you don't think...? |
|
00:09:51
|
Sure. That's Jon Voight's pencil. |
|
00:09:53
|
With Jon Voight's
teeth marks. |
|
00:10:22
|
Nothing. |
|
00:10:24
|
I'm sure Jon probably misspelled his own name. |
|
00:10:26
|
I know sometimes
I spell Jerry with a G. |
|
00:00:23
|
the other animal's head
on top of their head? |
|
00:00:26
|
You know, I'm sure there's a moose looking at that going, |
|
00:00:28
|
"Yeah, that looks real good. |
|
00:01:00
|
Is she gonna be
in the spokesmodel category? |
|
00:01:03
|
Sure, I could go the tomato route. |
|
00:01:05
|
But, uh, I've given this
a lot of thought, Jerry. |
|
00:03:19
|
They would've gone
for the dish |
|
00:03:21
|
and the sure-fire sexual harassment suit. |
|
00:03:28
|
It's a little-- |
|
00:05:00
|
We never get to spend
any time together. |
|
00:05:02
|
Oh, sure, we have our little group here-- |
|
00:05:08
|
And then, assuming
the strike is resolved, |
|
00:07:17
|
He complemented me on it. |
|
00:07:18
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:07:19
|
I got it. |
|
00:10:24
|
They don't make
this stuff anymore. |
|
00:10:26
|
You're telling me. I sure am. |
|
00:10:28
|
It's hard for me
to find pants that-- |
|
00:10:44
|
One hundred bucks. |
|
00:10:46
|
Surely you jest? |
|
00:10:48
|
One seventy-five? |
|
00:19:22
|
Well, not that I was ever
one for the sweets. |
|
00:19:24
|
Sure, I like a cupcake now and then like everybody else. |
|
00:19:27
|
You know, I like it when
they have a little cream |
|
00:00:40
|
Ready to go, Lois? |
|
00:00:42
|
Boy, you sure like to say my name, don't you? Yeah. |
|
00:00:45
|
Excuse me, Lois. |
|
00:13:02
|
You were there? |
|
00:13:02
|
Oh, sure, sure. |
|
00:13:04
|
I certainly was. |
|
00:20:27
|
I guess I screwed up! |
|
00:20:29
|
Oh, you sure did! |
|
00:20:30
|
Bigtime! |
|
00:23:44
|
I put my plate
on someone's piano. |
|
00:23:46
|
I assure you, if I had not been a dictator, |
|
00:23:48
|
I would not have been able
to get away with that one! |
|
00:12:19
|
Well, for one thing,
they didn't have apartments. |
|
00:12:21
|
Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200, |
|
00:12:25
|
somewhere there were
two women living together. |
|
00:13:42
|
We'll come up
with something. |
|
00:13:44
|
Yeah, sure we will. |
|
00:13:45
|
All right. |
|
00:00:31
|
Booooo." |
|
00:00:38
|
Sure you don't want the tickets? |
|
00:00:39
|
No thanks. |
|
00:05:39
|
Yes. |
|
00:05:41
|
Well, I'm sure I've mentioned him. |
|
00:05:42
|
No, I don't think
you mentioned him. |
|
00:05:46
|
You'll really like him. |
|
00:05:47
|
I'm sure I will. |
|
00:05:50
|
Male roommate? |
|
00:15:42
|
You unwittingly made
a major commitment. |
|
00:15:44
|
That's a lot of pressure. |
|
00:15:46
|
Oh, my God. |
|
00:18:03
|
We have each other. |
|
00:18:10
|
Are you, um, sure you know where the impound yard is? |
|
00:18:12
|
Oh, stop stalling.
Come on. |
|
00:21:33
|
Well, I, uh... |
|
00:21:34
|
I'm not sure how you pronounce it or anything, |
|
00:21:37
|
but I, uh... |
|
00:15:39
|
No. Definitely not. |
|
00:15:41
|
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't. |
|
00:15:43
|
And you know
what else? |
|
00:22:02
|
And now, ladies and gentlemen
of the press, |
|
00:22:04
|
it is my pleasure to introduce you to Mr. Jake Jarmel. |
|
00:22:10
|
So,
Jake, what's your percentage
on this book? |
|
00:05:41
|
No, sirree, Bob. |
|
00:05:43
|
Sure, I mean, in a lot of ways he's a typical guy. He likes his sports. |
|
00:05:47
|
But he counters that side with the side
you see here tonight at the ballet... |
|
00:05:47
|
But he counters that side with the side
you see here tonight at the ballet... |
|
00:05:51
|
...or the pleasure he gets watching Liza Minnelli... |
|
00:05:53
|
...belt out a few choice numbers. |
|
00:10:35
|
Hey, any of you guys want to be in
the lineup, make a quick 50 bucks? |
|
00:10:38
|
Sure, I will. |
|
00:10:41
|
Perfect. Okay. Just go right
over there with Officer Lampart. |
|
00:17:08
|
I feel like my old self again: totally
inadequate, completely insecure... |
|
00:17:12
|
...paranoid, neurotic. It's a pleasure. |
|
00:17:15
|
It's good to have you back. |
|
00:07:27
|
Yeah. |
|
00:07:36
|
So? Are you sure Wendy's coming? |
|
00:07:38
|
Yeah, she'll be here
any second. |
|
00:07:41
|
to see if Kramer
says something. |
|
00:07:43
|
You sure you want to go through with this? |
|
00:07:45
|
Listen, Jerry,
she never dates, |
|
00:09:39
|
Would you like
something to drink? |
|
00:09:41
|
Sure. |
|
00:09:42
|
There you go. |
|
00:13:11
|
Jerry, you know, could you
help me with a package? |
|
00:13:13
|
Oh, sure, yeah. |
|
00:13:15
|
Thank you. |
|
00:19:48
|
Do you think you could
give me some treatment? |
|
00:19:50
|
Oh, sure. |
|
00:19:51
|
You have insurance, right? |
|
00:20:01
|
Skiing?! |
|
00:20:02
|
Oh, sure, let people suffer while you're shooshing |
|
00:20:04
|
all over a mountain! |
|
00:04:40
|
You? What are you doing here?
You work at this building too? |
|
00:04:44
|
Oh, sure. |
|
00:04:46
|
Poor doorman has to work
two jobs... |
|
00:15:48
|
Is it possible we were victims
of a sting? |
|
00:15:51
|
I'm sure he's having a good laugh over this with his doorman buddies. |
|
00:15:57
|
So you didn't even want the couch? |
|
00:16:19
|
Why don't you take back
the couch you gave me? |
|
00:16:21
|
-The one with the Poppie stain? -Yeah, sure. |
|
00:16:23
|
Then my father will have
no place to sleep. |
|
00:12:06
|
So he asked me to
fill in for him. |
|
00:12:08
|
And...I'm sure that you'll be impressed |
|
00:12:12
|
at what can be
accomplished after only |
|
00:04:01
|
It'll be like
a little vacation. |
|
00:04:02
|
Well, be sure to catch a Broadway show |
|
00:04:04
|
while you're in town. |
|
00:08:12
|
And if they go someplace
on their own, |
|
00:08:13
|
I'm sure it'll be some awful dump. |
|
00:08:15
|
Wait a second. Have you
checked into the Plaza yet? |
|
00:10:33
|
They're like
80 cents a nut. |
|
00:10:35
|
Jerry, are you sure this is all right? |
|
00:10:37
|
Yeah, it's all
taken care of. |
|
00:10:48
|
Hi. Thank you so much for
recommending me
to Viking Press. |
|
00:10:50
|
It is my pleasure. |
|
00:10:52
|
Just make sure
you give that manuscript
a good read. |
|
00:10:50
|
It is my pleasure. |
|
00:10:52
|
Just make sure you give that manuscript a good read. |
|
00:10:54
|
Manuscript? |
|
00:10:54
|
Manuscript? |
|
00:10:55
|
Yeah, I'm sure they FedExed you a manuscript. |
|
00:10:58
|
They want to see
that you can read |
|
00:17:39
|
Brush now. |
|
00:17:45
|
Sure. |
|
00:17:56
|
Newman. Newman, let me have
a bite of your Mackinaw. |
S06E21 - The Fusilli Jerry
|
00:04:58
|
David Puddy used my move? |
|
00:04:59
|
- Yes, Yes. - Are you sure? |
|
00:05:02
|
Jerry, there is no confusing
that move with any other move. |
|
00:06:49
|
I'd settle for a belch, for God's sake.
Come on, let's have it. |
|
00:06:52
|
All right, George, I'm gonna tell you. But I just want to make sure... |
|
00:06:55
|
Yeah, it's in the vault.
I'm putting it in the vault. |
|
00:12:47
|
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, Dr. Cosmo Kramer. Proctology. |
|
00:12:53
|
- Okay. Sure, doctor. - Thanks. Have a good day. |
|
00:13:02
|
I just can't get over
how fantastic you look. |
|
00:17:22
|
I'm gonna kill him. |
|
00:17:30
|
- Hey, let me ask you a question. - Sure. |
|
00:17:34
|
What do you charge
for blown shocks? |
S06E22 - The Diplomat's Club
|
00:02:21
|
You've come to be like
a daughter to me. |
|
00:02:23
|
I want to make sure that you're taken care of after I'm gone. |
|
00:02:28
|
Mr. Pitt. |
|
00:05:52
|
You know what? Leave it.
Just pull the car around front. |
|
00:05:55
|
-You sure? -Yeah. I'll take care of it. |
|
00:05:57
|
Just throw that in there, would you? |
|
00:12:37
|
But I'm down 3200 bucks,
so you gotta get me some cash. |
|
00:12:39
|
-I don't have that kind of dough. -Sure you do. |
|
00:12:42
|
Oh, no, no, no, no. Not the bag. |
|
00:16:51
|
I hope you know what you're doing. |
|
00:17:02
|
-Where are we? -I'm not sure. |
|
00:17:06
|
-Is this even a road?
-Oh, we lost the road half-hour ago. |
|
00:19:39
|
Well, that Newman
was your good-luck charm. |
|
00:19:42
|
-Yeah, he sure was. -I should've quit at double or nothing. |
|
00:19:44
|
-Traveler's checks acceptable?
-Oh, I accept. |
|
00:19:54
|
Yeah. |
|
00:19:55
|
It's a pleasure doing business with a gentleman like yourself. |
|
00:20:00
|
-Kramer.
-Elaine, what are you doing here? |
S06E23 - The Face Painter
|
00:00:19
|
Monkeys, of course, were the first
astronauts, in the '60s... |
|
00:00:22
|
which I'm sure made perfect sense in the monkey brain. |
|
00:00:25
|
"l feel that is the next
logical step for me. |
|
00:02:33
|
Unfortunately, I can't go tonight.
They're available, if you'd like them. |
|
00:02:38
|
I'd love to. Are you sure? |
|
00:02:39
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Sure. Call my secretary.
She'll arrange everything. |
|
00:02:38
|
I'd love to. Are you sure? |
|
00:02:39
|
Sure. Call my secretary. She'll arrange everything. |
|
00:02:42
|
- Thanks. Thanks a lot.
- It's my pleasure. Be good. |
|
00:02:39
|
Sure. Call my secretary.
She'll arrange everything. |
|
00:02:42
|
- Thanks. Thanks a lot. - It's my pleasure. Be good. |
|
00:02:46
|
I actually might not use them
on Friday either, so I'll let you know. |
|
00:05:27
|
Can I bring David Puddy? |
|
00:05:28
|
- He's a big Devils fan. - Sure, fine with me. |
|
00:05:30
|
Hey, by the way, if anybody wants
an inside tour of the zoo... |
|
00:05:53
|
Well, they've got chocolate,
lemon and cherry. |
|
00:05:56
|
- How about pineapple? - Sure. I'll be right back. |
|
00:05:59
|
Thanks. |
|
00:08:25
|
...but the clash of cultures
was too much. |
|
00:08:28
|
- Her family would not accept me. - Mr. Costanza, I'm not sure... |
|
00:08:31
|
Maybe it was because I refused
to take off my shoes. |
|
00:08:49
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...this is not my kind of guy." |
|
00:08:53
|
- Pineapple? Sure, I got pineapple. - Yeah, all right, okay. |
|
00:09:02
|
Move in.
Move in, everybody. |
|
00:16:26
|
Hey, I didn't do anything.
I was never informed. |
|
00:16:29
|
- Oh, yeah, sure. - That's not what they said in the paper. |
|
00:16:32
|
You can all go straight to hell. |
|
00:00:24
|
Take care of her man. |
|
00:00:25
|
Make sure he feels good. |
|
00:00:29
|
Checkmate. |
|
00:10:50
|
What does she look like? |
|
00:10:51
|
I'm sure she's plenty gorgeous. |
|
00:10:52
|
What difference does it make? |
|
00:17:46
|
That can't be the dog. |
|
00:17:47
|
Are you sure you got the right one? |
|
00:17:49
|
You said the one
in the second courtyard. |
|
00:18:07
|
You think he'll ever
find her again? |
|
00:18:09
|
Oh, I sure hope so. |
|
00:18:11
|
How about when Harrison Ford
jumped out of that plane, |
S07E02 - The Postponement
|
00:03:46
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Oh, hello, Rabbi Kursham. |
|
00:03:48
|
Elaine. Always a pleasure to see you. |
|
00:03:51
|
Thanks again for taking care
of that dog for us. |
|
00:05:44
|
What, you think
I could postpone it? |
|
00:05:46
|
Sure, you can. Why not? |
|
00:05:47
|
You're allowed to postpone? |
|
00:05:51
|
So I could do that? |
|
00:05:53
|
Sure, go ahead. |
|
00:05:56
|
All right. |
|
00:07:21
|
What kind of person are you,
going around killing people? |
|
00:07:24
|
Well, I'm sure I had a good reason. |
|
00:07:26
|
Well, if you'll
kill this person, |
|
00:11:44
|
It's fine, really. |
|
00:11:45
|
-You sure? -Yeah, yeah. |
|
00:11:46
|
Sure, sure, Christmas. |
|
00:11:45
|
-You sure?
-Yeah, yeah. |
|
00:11:46
|
Sure, sure, Christmas. |
|
00:11:48
|
Snow, Santa.
All that...stuff. |
|
00:14:58
|
Could I... Could I
talk to you for a minute? |
|
00:15:01
|
Yeah, sure. |
|
00:15:03
|
All right. |
|
00:20:20
|
maybe the four of us
could go out
together sometime. |
|
00:20:24
|
Yes. Yes, yes. Sure. |
|
00:20:26
|
Wasn't there some guy in your
building you said you liked? |
|
00:06:31
|
Maestro. |
|
00:06:32
|
It is my very great pleasure. |
|
00:06:34
|
Oh. |
|
00:07:18
|
Well, he's still
a conductor. |
|
00:07:21
|
Well, he sure worked pretty fast with Elaine. |
|
00:07:22
|
Oh, you should see him do
"Flight of the Bumblebee." |
|
00:11:58
|
and find you
sitting down. |
|
00:12:00
|
That would give me a lot of pleasure. |
|
00:12:02
|
Ha!
Call me crazy. |
|
00:18:44
|
No problem.
Jerry, you want one? |
|
00:18:45
|
They're delicious. My pleasure. |
|
00:18:46
|
You've got to stop it. |
|
00:02:54
|
Really.
Hm. |
|
00:02:56
|
Well, make sure he signs this. |
|
00:02:57
|
If there's a problem
with Morgan, you can tell me. |
|
00:08:06
|
Uh, not yet. |
|
00:08:08
|
Make sure Steinbrenner doesn't get it until I sign it. |
|
00:08:10
|
Yes, sir. |
|
00:08:54
|
What is she making? |
|
00:08:56
|
I don't know, but I'm sure it had parents. |
|
00:09:01
|
Call her up.
She won't mind if you come. |
|
00:09:13
|
Do you have
that Yankee envelope? |
|
00:09:14
|
I sure do. |
|
00:09:16
|
Oh. |
|
00:10:36
|
with all the Yankee autographs
on it. |
|
00:10:38
|
I sure do, mister. |
|
00:10:39
|
Oh, boy. Yeah, that's it. |
|
00:10:39
|
Oh, boy. Yeah, that's it. |
|
00:10:42
|
Stubs sure went to town with this thing, huh? |
|
00:10:44
|
Bobby, what if I told you
that a very important person |
|
00:11:10
|
Two? |
|
00:11:11
|
Sure, kid, but then you got to promise |
|
00:11:13
|
you'll do something for me. |
|
00:21:50
|
Well, thank you, sir. |
|
00:21:52
|
I'm not quite sure I'm right for it. |
|
00:21:54
|
It's done, George.
He's out, you're in. |
|
00:20:40
|
Yes, George.
Come in, come in. |
|
00:20:42
|
George, word has it you've been cracking under the pressure. |
|
00:20:44
|
Can't cope, can't stand
the heat. Spit the bit. |
|
00:18:31
|
those are the guys
that mugged me
for the armoire. |
|
00:18:34
|
-Those two? Are you sure? -Yeah, yeah. That's them. |
|
00:18:36
|
Well, let's
confront them. |
|
00:00:44
|
Oh, I'll get it for you.
Give me your card. |
|
00:00:47
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:00:47
|
Yeah. |
|
00:05:21
|
We're not supposed
to keep secrets
from one another. |
|
00:05:24
|
Well, I-I'm sure you have secrets from me. |
|
00:05:26
|
I-I-- I don't know anything
about your cycles. |
|
00:15:30
|
A little long
in the waistband. |
|
00:15:33
|
So, what's your pleasure? |
|
00:15:36
|
Is it the salty snacks
you crave? |
|
00:17:02
|
Well, Elaine, it was
good of you to stop by. |
|
00:17:04
|
My pleasure. |
|
00:17:06
|
Fortunately, I still have
George here to help me
through this. |
|
00:18:14
|
to show you around the store. |
|
00:18:15
|
Oh, sure. |
|
00:18:18
|
Oh, again. |
|
00:12:45
|
So you want to catch a movie
later? |
|
00:12:47
|
Uh, yeah, sure. |
|
00:12:49
|
Uh, I don't
have a paper, though. |
|
00:21:03
|
Where are you? |
|
00:21:04
|
Are you sure you got the right theater? |
|
00:21:06
|
Yeah, yeah. Chunnel!
Susan! |
|
00:08:34
|
Oh. |
|
00:08:35
|
Wow, you know, I'm sure you can reach her. |
|
00:08:36
|
She's a poet, you know? |
|
00:12:02
|
so makeup sex is
all that I have left. |
|
00:12:08
|
I'm sure you'll have another fight, George. |
|
00:12:11
|
Ow! Ow! |
|
00:16:44
|
It's like Beat the Clock. |
|
00:16:45
|
There's a lot of pressure there. |
|
00:16:50
|
Hey, where's your ribbon? |
|
00:00:29
|
"Oh, World War II, that was
an important historical event? |
|
00:00:31
|
"Yeah, I'm sure. |
|
00:00:38
|
"They landed a man
on the moon in 1969? |
|
00:00:58
|
You know her name? |
|
00:01:00
|
Sure. |
|
00:01:01
|
I don't think I've ever
spoken to her. |
|
00:03:23
|
You know what?
I think this Ruthie Cohen
gave me the wrong change. |
|
00:03:26
|
Didn't I pay with a 20? I'm sure I paid with a 20. |
|
00:03:29
|
Hey. |
|
00:10:27
|
Well, Lloyd is a very
industrious fellow. |
|
00:10:29
|
I'm sure he can accomplish anything he sets his mind to. |
|
00:10:33
|
Actually, the importer's
right in Chinatown. |
|
00:10:44
|
Well, if you don't want to-- |
|
00:10:45
|
No, sure, sure, he wants to. |
|
00:10:47
|
And it's very kind of you.
Yeah, Jerry,
he appreciates it. |
|
00:11:49
|
Lloyd Braun was
in the nuthouse, not me. |
|
00:11:52
|
Yeah, taking pleasure in the misfortunes of others. |
|
00:11:56
|
All my friends do that. |
|
00:13:28
|
Well, if they're
not in the box, |
|
00:13:29
|
I'm-- I'm sure they'll turn up soon. |
|
00:13:31
|
Listen, could you keep
an eye on the place? |
|
00:20:11
|
I gave you a hundred dollars? |
|
00:20:12
|
You sure did. |
|
00:20:14
|
Am I crazy,
or is that a lot of gum? |
|
00:01:49
|
I'm not gonna lie to you
and say it wouldn't be nice. |
|
00:01:55
|
- Sure. Why not? You're there. - Exactly. |
|
00:01:59
|
You said he was coming out
of a serious relationship. |
|
00:05:34
|
I'm taking the family
to Disney World next week. |
|
00:05:37
|
- I wonder, can you pick up my mail? - Yeah, sure, sure. |
|
00:05:41
|
In fact, you know what, how'd you
like my hansom-cab for the week? |
|
00:07:25
|
Wanna go see if there's
fliers on George's car? |
|
00:07:27
|
Sure. |
|
00:07:30
|
Guess I could've said just
about anything, couldn't I? |
|
00:14:47
|
Now, I need you on my team,
Jerry. |
|
00:14:48
|
Well, I'm just not sure how I feel about it, Kramer. |
|
00:14:53
|
All right, what's gotten
into you? What's happened? |
|
00:16:08
|
That kid was
a human dynamo. |
|
00:16:09
|
Are you sure you're talking about George? |
|
00:16:12
|
You are
Mr. and Mrs. Costanza? |
|
00:22:17
|
Yeah. Yeah, thanks. |
|
00:22:19
|
You sure you don't wanna go? We have reservations. |
|
00:22:21
|
Oh, I don't think you'll have
any trouble getting a table. |
|
00:04:52
|
Oh, yeah. A wise man once
taught me the healing power |
|
00:04:56
|
of the body's natural pressure points. |
|
00:04:58
|
Uh-huh. |
|
00:05:04
|
-Here we go. All right.
-Oh! Oh! |
|
00:05:06
|
From pain will come pleasure. |
|
00:05:08
|
Aah! |
|
00:17:06
|
I know exactly
what you mean. |
|
00:17:07
|
Oh, I'm sure you do. |
|
00:17:10
|
What in God's name
is going on here? |
|
00:06:50
|
Thank you. |
|
00:06:50
|
Sure. |
|
00:06:54
|
Nice people. |
|
00:10:49
|
Are you okay? |
|
00:10:52
|
Sure, sure. |
|
00:10:53
|
What was that? |
|
00:12:45
|
No, don't be silly.
I've arranged a car. |
|
00:12:47
|
You sure? You sure? |
|
00:12:48
|
Because, you know... |
|
00:25:16
|
Bye. |
|
00:25:19
|
Yeah, sure. |
|
00:25:20
|
No, that's fantastic. |
|
00:36:55
|
Uh, Elaine, I have to
ask you a question. |
|
00:36:56
|
Oh, sure. |
|
00:36:58
|
Are you having
an affair with George? |
|
00:01:17
|
Yeah, yeah. My parents wanna
come too, is that okay? |
|
00:01:20
|
- Sure. My parents will be there. - The Tonight Show? |
|
00:01:22
|
Yeah, they're in town.
You wanna go? |
|
00:07:52
|
- You too, huh?
- Yeah. |
|
00:07:55
|
These showers are horrible. There's no pressure. |
|
00:07:58
|
- I can't get the shampoo out.
- Me either. |
|
00:08:34
|
Yeah. I need the keys to your
apartment. I gotta take a shower. |
|
00:08:38
|
- What's wrong with your shower? - There's no water pressure. |
|
00:08:41
|
- Why didn't you go see Jerry?
- Jerry's got nothing. |
|
00:04:01
|
Don't press the panic button. |
|
00:04:03
|
I'm sure that we can still salvage some sauce. |
|
00:04:05
|
I don't care about the sauce. |
|
00:14:29
|
It's him. It's Carlo Costanza. |
|
00:14:33
|
- Come on. Are you sure? - I'd know him anywhere. |
|
00:14:36
|
I've seen that man in Tuscany.
Eccentric fellow. |
|
00:17:08
|
Would you mind
signing this poster for me? |
|
00:17:11
|
- My pleasure. - Oh, thank you so much. |
|
00:17:14
|
Here you go. |
|
00:08:38
|
Walk me down to the Friars. |
|
00:08:38
|
Sure. |
|
00:08:39
|
So, Jerry, there's an empty
apartment in my building. |
|
00:10:20
|
I have to return it
after the show. |
|
00:10:21
|
Sure, sure, sure. |
|
00:10:22
|
How about these seats?
Are these fantastic, huh? |
|
00:10:41
|
So, um... |
|
00:10:43
|
Are you sure you don't wanna go to the movies? |
|
00:10:45
|
No, Cosmo.
I like just being
here with you. |
|
00:13:24
|
"Agra-ba." |
|
00:13:26
|
Are you sure it was me? |
|
00:13:28
|
Well, it was you
or one of your brothers. |
|
00:13:40
|
Sorry. |
|
00:13:43
|
Jerry, I'm sure it'll turn up. |
|
00:13:43
|
I'm sure it won't. |
|
00:13:43
|
Jerry, I'm sure
it'll turn up. |
|
00:13:43
|
I'm sure it won't. |
|
00:13:46
|
Don't worry.
I'll get the jacket back. |
|
00:00:12
|
"Well, do I have my bullets?
Do I have my bobby pins?" |
|
00:00:14
|
You know, you gotta make sure you have everything. |
|
00:00:16
|
Lot more to worry about. |
|
00:01:09
|
It looks fabulous on you.
Shall I wrap it up? |
|
00:01:12
|
You know, I'm not sure. |
|
00:01:15
|
I'll tell you what. |
|
00:02:34
|
You know, I'd...
I'd kill for a peek. |
|
00:02:35
|
Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure, sure. |
|
00:02:36
|
I gotta drop my car off
at the new lot. |
|
00:18:52
|
So you have no idea
when they'll arrive? |
|
00:18:55
|
No, I'm really not sure. |
|
00:19:00
|
How can you love
a guy like that?
He's a mess. |
|
00:20:27
|
Just tell him he doesn't have
to be in tomorrow until 11. |
|
00:20:30
|
Oh, yeah, I'll make sure he gets the message. |
|
00:20:38
|
They make wigs
out of human hair? |
|
00:03:55
|
So should I get you a box? |
|
00:03:56
|
Sure, if they're cheap, why not? |
|
00:03:58
|
All right, I'll buy them
and get them to Elaine. |
|
00:14:04
|
Do we have a deal? |
|
00:14:06
|
Just make sure you get them to me by 1:00. |
|
00:14:07
|
He's very regimented
about his meals. |
|
00:18:37
|
Hi. |
|
00:18:39
|
Hi, yeah, sure. |
|
00:18:40
|
Wait, Elaine'll settle this. |
S07E21E22 - The Bottle Deposit
|
00:04:30
|
You bet. |
|
00:04:40
|
Are you sure you didn't hear my car making a funny noise? |
|
00:04:43
|
I know those two idiots
did something to it. |
|
00:06:45
|
The president's
own golf clubs. |
|
00:06:47
|
Leisure life at Camelot. |
|
00:06:50
|
Sixty-five hundred
going once. |
|
00:16:26
|
Yeah. |
|
00:16:28
|
You sure he didn't mention it |
|
00:16:30
|
because you happened
to be going downtown? |
|
00:19:07
|
Thanks for
coming in, Jerry. |
|
00:19:08
|
Sure. |
|
00:19:10
|
I think I know
what's going on here. |
|
00:20:05
|
You barely
know the car. |
|
00:20:06
|
You don't know the mileage, the tire pressure. |
|
00:20:09
|
When was the last time
you checked
the washer fluid? |
|
00:25:04
|
I'm sorry to make you
go through this, |
|
00:25:05
|
but we need to make sure. |
|
00:25:07
|
What's going on?
What is this thing? |
|
00:06:22
|
Well, David,
oh, it happens. |
|
00:06:26
|
Sure, Beth, these things happen. |
|
00:06:29
|
So have you told
many people yet? |
|
00:06:43
|
anywhere you want me to be. |
|
00:06:47
|
Sure. Dinner would be fine. |
|
00:06:49
|
And I can just be there... |
|
00:10:44
|
Did I have a great time with
David Lukner last night? |
|
00:10:47
|
I sure did. |
|
00:10:50
|
Do I think
there's a future here? |
|
00:13:03
|
Could you put him on?
I'd love to say hello. |
|
00:13:05
|
Sure. |
|
00:13:07
|
George, it's Jerry. |
|
00:13:47
|
What are you talking about--? |
|
00:13:48
|
Oh, of course, you can use it. Sure. |
|
00:13:50
|
Okay. Bye-bye. |
|
00:14:14
|
Could you come watch Joey
for an hour? |
|
00:14:15
|
Yeah, sure, Mrs. Zanfino. Yeah. |
|
00:14:17
|
Oh, he's sleeping already.
You don't have to do anything. |
|
00:18:31
|
I think I'd like to be alone
for a while. |
|
00:18:34
|
Oh, sure. |
|
00:18:36
|
Sure, you want to be alone.
Sure. I understand that. |
|
00:18:34
|
Oh, sure. |
|
00:18:36
|
Sure, you want to be alone. Sure. I understand that. |
|
00:18:39
|
You want a little time
to think, uh... Thing--
Ponder things. |
|
00:21:34
|
Can I talk to you
for a minute? |
|
00:21:35
|
Yeah, sure. Sure. |
|
00:21:39
|
I've been doing
a lot of thinking |
|
00:13:23
|
Oh, yeah?
Well, that's nice. |
|
00:13:25
|
I'm sure that's right up her alley. |
|
00:13:28
|
What's with you? |
|
00:17:58
|
Well, this has been
quite a night. |
|
00:17:59
|
I could sure use a cup of coffee. |
|
00:18:01
|
Hey, |
|
00:18:42
|
Look, I'm sorry about before. |
|
00:18:44
|
I mean, I'm sure I'll learn to like her, Jerry. |
|
00:18:46
|
Yeah. Yeah. |
|
00:19:55
|
She expired. |
|
00:19:59
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:20:03
|
Yes, of course. |
|
00:00:35
|
What? |
|
00:00:37
|
I'm sure there are things you'd like to say. |
|
00:00:39
|
No, I-I'm--
I'm good. |
|
00:09:22
|
I have watched
Peterman run the company. |
|
00:09:24
|
Sure, you have. |
|
00:09:25
|
I know how to do it. |
|
00:11:28
|
We, uh, tried to call,
but the line was busy. |
|
00:11:30
|
Oh, oh, yeah. Sure, here. |
|
00:11:33
|
Uh, sit down,
please. |
|
00:12:59
|
doesn't have to end. |
|
00:13:01
|
So will you be sure to thank Jerry for us? |
|
00:13:04
|
The second I see him. |
|
00:00:09
|
that I don't even need
to use a clipper anymore. |
|
00:00:11
|
But it's a pleasure to use clippers. |
|
00:00:12
|
Why gnaw away
like a mental patient |
|
00:07:33
|
You know, Jerry has one of
those every time he bombs
on stage. |
|
00:07:36
|
Well, I'm sure he'll be sharing his next one with Pam. |
|
00:07:39
|
Oh, no, that won't last. |
S08E03 - The Bizarro Jerry
|
00:01:11
|
I'll catch you later. |
|
00:01:12
|
You sure? He knows. |
|
00:01:20
|
Wow. |
|
00:01:30
|
Won't work. |
|
00:01:31
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:01:32
|
He knows. |
|
00:04:20
|
Well, let me-- Heh. |
|
00:04:21
|
Let me just, uh, check and make sure |
|
00:04:23
|
I have the right name.
Ha, ha, ha. |
|
00:16:40
|
Work piled up,
I lost track of the time. |
|
00:16:42
|
Oh, sure, sure. You and your work. |
|
00:16:44
|
Elaine's off
in the Bizarro World, |
|
00:17:59
|
Uh, could you guys excuse us
just for a moment? |
|
00:18:02
|
Sure. Thanks. |
|
00:18:05
|
What? What do you guys want? |
|
00:19:41
|
Hi, I'm George. |
|
00:19:44
|
Are you sure you're supposed to be here? |
|
00:19:46
|
Oh, yeah. Yeah. |
S08E04 - The Little Kicks
|
00:02:11
|
How 'bout leading us
in a toast? |
|
00:02:13
|
Oh, sure. |
|
00:02:15
|
Hey, guys,
I wanna make a toast. |
|
00:05:57
|
You have a minute
to approve some copy? |
|
00:05:59
|
Oh, yeah. Sure, sure. |
|
00:06:04
|
So, uh, did you have a
good time at the party
last night? |
|
00:13:08
|
May I borrow this, please? |
|
00:13:09
|
Yeah, yeah, sure. Oh, you need a glove? |
|
00:13:12
|
Nah. |
|
00:04:03
|
Elaine, you, uh, really didn't
have to put on the gown. |
|
00:04:06
|
Oh, it's my pleasure. I love these. |
|
00:04:08
|
You know, in fact,
I've got one at home. |
|
00:10:28
|
Now it looks like
it was broken during shipping, |
|
00:10:30
|
and I insured it for $400. |
|
00:10:32
|
But you were supposed
to get me a refund. |
|
00:19:18
|
Great. And maybe we could
go out and do something. |
|
00:19:22
|
Sure. |
|
00:19:26
|
Hello. |
|
00:02:30
|
Can you put me
on the speaker? |
|
00:02:32
|
Oh, yeah. Sure. |
|
00:02:35
|
Give me a break. |
|
00:17:00
|
I'm back, baby! |
|
00:17:05
|
And you're sure with your busy schedule, |
|
00:17:07
|
you'd have time
to take on a protégé? |
|
00:04:07
|
Would you please take
a picture, please. |
|
00:04:09
|
Oh, yeah. Sure. Heh. What d-- |
|
00:04:12
|
I'm gonna ask
this guy something. |
|
00:04:37
|
Well, I don't know, |
|
00:04:38
|
but something super-terrific, I'm sure. |
|
00:04:41
|
-That's funny.
-Oh, yeah, very funny. |
|
00:05:11
|
Sorry. |
|
00:05:13
|
You sure, uh... |
|
00:05:15
|
there isn't
anything else? |
|
00:06:01
|
You gotta see 'em.
They're beautiful. |
|
00:06:03
|
Oh, I'm sure they are. |
|
00:06:04
|
I'd be happy
to get you some, |
|
00:06:26
|
Oops.
Oops. |
|
00:06:29
|
Well, I'm sure things will pick up for you soon. |
|
00:06:31
|
Thanks. |
|
00:10:24
|
I'm sorry. |
|
00:10:26
|
I'm sure Mr. Seinfeld |
|
00:10:27
|
is very funny
to Americans. |
|
00:10:27
|
is very funny
to Americans. |
|
00:10:29
|
But I'm not sure this, oh, butler show |
|
00:10:32
|
would work
in Japan. |
|
00:14:35
|
Remember Tropical Storm Renee? |
|
00:14:37
|
Oh, yeah, sure. |
|
00:14:38
|
But where were you
during the poncho
craze of '84? |
|
00:14:56
|
Look, could I-- Could I just
buy an umbrella? |
|
00:14:59
|
Yeah, sure. |
|
00:15:00
|
Two hundred dollars. |
|
00:16:10
|
Uh, I didn't have
enough money. |
|
00:16:12
|
Sure things will pick up for you. |
|
00:16:14
|
No, it's not that.
It's, uh... |
|
00:16:46
|
Boogey? |
|
00:16:47
|
I'm quite sure. |
|
00:16:50
|
Anyway, any luck
getting together on a song? |
S08E08 - The Chicken Roaster
|
00:03:00
|
You use a water pick? |
|
00:03:01
|
Sure. Water pick, |
|
00:03:03
|
floss, Plax, brush, Listerine. |
|
00:04:40
|
♪ By Mennen ♪ |
|
00:04:43
|
How do you make sure you'll get to the third date? |
|
00:04:45
|
If there's any doubt,
I do a leave-behind. |
|
00:09:38
|
You didn't leave a hat here. |
|
00:09:40
|
I'm pretty sure I left it, uh, |
|
00:09:41
|
behind the cushion
of the chair, |
|
00:18:28
|
Yeah, well,
thanks for stoppin' by. |
|
00:18:31
|
I sure do miss my apartment. |
|
00:18:34
|
Maybe I'll switch back. |
|
00:04:23
|
You got bumped from
Career Day? |
|
00:04:26
|
It was a mix-up, I'm sure. |
|
00:04:29
|
Sounds like they're trying
to screw with your head. |
S08E10 - The Andrea Doria
|
00:10:08
|
We went out on one date. |
|
00:10:09
|
Okay, yeah, sure, fine, right, whatever you say. |
|
00:10:12
|
All right. Good, good. |
S08E11 - The Little Jerry
|
00:05:44
|
'Cause mine's full. |
|
00:05:46
|
Yeah, sure. You don't even have a fridge, do you? |
|
00:05:48
|
Well, not here. |
|
00:13:53
|
Hey, if you two
were meant to be together... |
|
00:13:56
|
I'm sure the cops will pick her up on something. |
|
00:14:02
|
Kurt? |
|
00:03:32
|
She's stickin' it to me that
she makes more money than me. |
|
00:03:35
|
I'm sure she was just being nice buyin' you the coffee. |
|
00:03:38
|
No, not nice.
Stickin' it to me. |
|
00:07:16
|
So to what do I owe |
|
00:07:18
|
the pleasure of this unannounced visit? |
|
00:07:21
|
I wanna buy back
the Cadillac. |
|
00:11:38
|
Well, Mr. Seinfeld, |
|
00:11:39
|
I-- I'm not sure I understand |
|
00:11:42
|
why you want a job here. |
|
00:18:58
|
We were just being nice. |
|
00:19:01
|
Cosmo, are you sure |
|
00:19:03
|
you're gonna be
all right here alone? |
|
00:21:31
|
I think
you're stickin' it to me. |
|
00:21:33
|
Elaine, I'm sure George is just being sympathetic. |
|
00:21:35
|
Stickin' it! |
|
00:03:15
|
Oh, yeah,
I put all your Z's |
|
00:03:16
|
on the weights-and-measures page. |
|
00:03:19
|
Pfoof! |
|
00:14:59
|
Hi. |
|
00:15:03
|
Milos, I can assure you, |
|
00:15:04
|
I had no intention
of telling anyone |
S08E14 - The Van Buren Boys
|
00:08:07
|
I don't know if I see
a whole book here. |
|
00:08:10
|
Well, I'm sure we'll come up with something. |
|
00:08:13
|
What do you say you
and I order ourselves a pie? |
|
00:10:06
|
were supposed to be
largely academic. |
|
00:10:08
|
I'm sure we're all aware of the flaws and biases |
|
00:10:12
|
of standardized tests. |
|
00:21:54
|
Do you like her? |
|
00:21:57
|
Now I'm not so sure. |
|
00:21:59
|
Well, she's 10 times better
than that awful Amber girl |
|
00:00:58
|
I am springin' ahead
right now. |
|
00:01:01
|
Oh, I'm sure that won't cause any problems. |
|
00:01:04
|
Oh, God, it's Mike Moffet. |
|
00:00:54
|
You said you grabbed it
out of there real fast?
Yeah. |
|
00:00:57
|
So I'm sure whatever germs it landed on were knocked out. |
|
00:00:59
|
And by the time the rest
realized what was going on, |
|
00:04:06
|
So you can't
duplicate 'em. |
|
00:04:10
|
Sure you can. |
|
00:04:11
|
Such a sweet
kid. Ha. |
|
00:07:17
|
like in Fantastic Voyage, |
|
00:07:18
|
and get inside a microscopic submarine, I could be sure. |
|
00:07:21
|
Although if there was
something there, |
|
00:18:58
|
but thanks for the car. |
|
00:18:59
|
Sure. Bye. |
|
00:19:01
|
Bye.
Bye. |
S08E17 - The English Patient
|
00:22:19
|
Excuse me, please. |
|
00:22:20
|
Oh, sure. |
|
00:22:21
|
Oh. |
|
00:17:54
|
Can I talk to you a minute? |
|
00:17:55
|
Yeah, sure. Sure. Uh-- |
|
00:17:57
|
Um. Oh, boy. |
|
00:20:31
|
He just sunk like a stone,
didn't he? |
|
00:20:39
|
Sir, uh, I-I'm sure it's not a bomb. |
|
00:20:41
|
Yeah, don't be
so brave, George. |
|
00:08:38
|
Look, why don't you take
the one that was on the left? |
|
00:08:40
|
I'm not sure she's my type. |
|
00:08:42
|
Oh, everybody's your type. |
|
00:17:04
|
I haven't heard that one.
Oh. |
|
00:17:09
|
Oh, I'm sure ya have. |
|
00:17:10
|
They're out on the ocean
and yada, yada, yada and she-- |
|
00:19:13
|
I'll go down and talk
to this adoption guy, |
|
00:19:16
|
and I'll make sure that it all gets straightened out. |
|
00:19:18
|
All right, just don't
screw it up this time! |
|
00:12:29
|
Where is Valerie? |
|
00:12:31
|
I'm sure she'll be along. |
|
00:12:33
|
Have some wine, Jerome. |
|
00:00:15
|
For how long? |
|
00:00:16
|
Well, I'm sure he'll be back in a second. |
|
00:00:20
|
Hm, nice stuff. |
|
00:02:55
|
It doesn't matter. |
|
00:02:56
|
No, no. Sure it matters. |
|
00:02:59
|
Wow. |
|
00:09:18
|
I'm really enjoying
spending time with you, |
|
00:09:21
|
but I'm not sure this is gonna work out. |
|
00:09:24
|
At some point you're going
back to your job at
Tyler Chicken |
S08E22 - The Summer of George
|
00:04:42
|
No. |
|
00:04:45
|
Are you sure? |
|
00:04:47
|
I think I would know. |
|
00:06:35
|
Think it could've been
just some dude? |
|
00:06:37
|
Sure, dudes in this town are a dime a dozen. |
|
00:06:39
|
I reckon. |
|
00:11:45
|
Should I wear the outfit
I bought? |
|
00:11:47
|
-Sure. -Which one? |
|
00:11:49
|
The one with the, uh... |
|
00:17:49
|
What's the deal
with airplane peanuts? |
|
00:17:53
|
Yeah, sure. |
|
00:17:55
|
Come on. |
S09E01 - The Butter Shave
|
00:05:34
|
is very impressed
with you, |
|
00:05:35
|
but I'm sure you've heard that before. |
|
00:05:37
|
Well... |
|
00:07:49
|
After dating Jerry... |
|
00:07:51
|
you're a pleasure. |
|
00:07:54
|
I don't believe this. |
|
00:08:16
|
I mean,
the sex was good, |
|
00:08:18
|
which I'm sure was fine for her... |
|
00:08:20
|
but I need more. |
|
00:01:12
|
Oh, it's just a stupid thing. |
|
00:01:14
|
Well, I'm sure it's stupid. |
|
00:01:17
|
It's not about me, is it? |
|
00:10:25
|
Would you mind
coming back later? |
|
00:10:27
|
Oh, yeah, sure. Should we set something up? |
|
00:10:29
|
Get out! |
|
00:13:19
|
Your fly's open. |
|
00:13:23
|
So you sure you're not still angry about last night? |
|
00:13:25
|
No. I'm fine. |
|
00:22:02
|
Darin's going away
for a long, long time. |
|
00:22:09
|
Well, Claire sure looked pretty funny |
|
00:22:10
|
all covered in oil like that. |
S09E03 - The Serenity Now
|
00:00:30
|
Doctor gave me
a relaxation cassette. |
|
00:00:32
|
When my blood pressure gets too high, |
|
00:00:34
|
the man on the tape
tells me to say, |
|
00:13:43
|
So now the other Lippman
kissed me. |
|
00:13:46
|
Well, sure. They're Jewish, and you're a shiksa. |
|
00:13:48
|
What? |
|
00:19:14
|
was the best thing
I've ever done. |
|
00:19:16
|
Sure, I'm not funny anymore, |
|
00:19:18
|
but there's more to life |
|
00:00:06
|
You sure you can't stay longer? |
|
00:00:07
|
No. We just came up
for the funeral. |
|
00:00:48
|
See you downstairs
at the car.
Oh, hey. |
|
00:00:49
|
Hey, you sure you don't need a hand with that? |
|
00:00:51
|
No, no. The luggage
is on the program. |
|
00:01:37
|
to look after him
tomorrow evening. |
|
00:01:39
|
Tomorrow evening? Sure. |
|
00:01:40
|
Do you know anyone
responsible? |
|
00:11:08
|
she wants me to
take care of Jimmy. |
|
00:11:10
|
Oh, well, I'm sure it won't be the worst. |
|
00:11:12
|
It doesn't matter. I mean,
if anything happens to her, |
|
00:02:14
|
Excuse me. Can I
borrow your ketchup? |
|
00:02:16
|
Oh, sure. |
|
00:02:19
|
[MAGICAL HARP PLAYS] |
|
00:06:05
|
Oh, can I use
your phone? |
|
00:06:07
|
Sure. |
|
00:06:12
|
Puddy? It's Elaine. |
|
00:12:12
|
Yeah, the van is
still for sale. |
|
00:12:14
|
Sure, come on by. |
|
00:12:17
|
Yeah, I called
about the van. |
|
00:12:22
|
Yeah, thanks. |
|
00:12:22
|
Sure. |
|
00:12:27
|
You know, Rhisa,
I, uh-- |
|
00:13:22
|
Hey, hey, hey,
take it easy. |
|
00:13:24
|
I'm not gonna be pressured. |
|
00:13:25
|
I'll walk away
right now. |
|
00:21:22
|
I'm very, very sorry. |
|
00:21:24
|
Sure you're sorry. |
|
00:21:25
|
I think we got
a stack of mail |
|
00:21:29
|
Now, you want that mail,
don't you, Mr. Kramer? |
|
00:21:31
|
Sure do. |
|
00:21:33
|
Good. Now,
that's better. |
S09E06 - The Merv Griffin Show
|
00:12:19
|
What's he here for? |
|
00:12:21
|
: Well, he takes some of the pressure off of me. |
|
00:12:24
|
So, Jerry, uh,
what's going on with you? |
|
00:16:33
|
Your home, Mr. Costanza. |
|
00:16:34
|
Just make sure he gets his medicine six times a day |
|
00:16:37
|
and keep his tail elevated. |
|
00:21:47
|
it was a grind having to
fill 10 hours a day. |
|
00:21:49
|
I'm not sure I was ready |
|
00:21:51
|
to have my own
talk show set. |
|
00:20:58
|
Hey, this looks
like what I have. |
|
00:21:01
|
"Caused by exposure to benzene, |
|
00:21:03
|
a common ingredient
in metal cleaners." |
|
00:00:21
|
I'll ask again
when you're rested. |
|
00:00:22
|
I'm sure she'll come around. |
|
00:00:24
|
Yeah, I hope so,
for your sake. |
|
00:15:10
|
that they don't
want me to go. |
|
00:15:10
|
Sure. |
|
00:15:11
|
The reason she sent me
an invitation |
|
00:15:25
|
I should-- |
|
00:15:25
|
Sure. |
|
00:15:29
|
Bye-bye. |
|
00:19:49
|
Nina, hi, it's Jerry. |
|
00:19:51
|
You're sure you never slept with her? |
|
00:19:53
|
Perfect. |
|
00:20:05
|
Do you think
she likes me? |
|
00:20:05
|
Sure. |
|
00:20:08
|
How come nothing
ever happened
between you and Nina? |
|
00:21:00
|
Tastes a little funky. |
|
00:21:00
|
I'm sure it's fine. |
|
00:21:06
|
♪ --to you ♪ |
|
00:01:50
|
"No. I don't want you
stretching out the neck hole." |
|
00:01:55
|
Oh, yeah, sure, laugh it up. |
|
00:01:56
|
Everybody else did. |
|
00:04:03
|
You want some ice tea? |
|
00:04:03
|
Sure. |
|
00:04:08
|
Wrong pipe. |
|
00:12:54
|
he was beboppin'
and scattin' all over me! |
|
00:12:58
|
I'm not sure what you want me to do. |
|
00:13:00
|
Well, aren't you
the boss of him? |
|
00:17:28
|
you're currently sleeping
with here to talk to me, |
|
00:17:30
|
but I assure you, |
|
00:17:32
|
I don't have any problem
with germs. |
|
00:19:47
|
I don't wanna get into
a big thing here, but... |
|
00:19:52
|
I'm not sure if technically what you just said |
|
00:19:54
|
was actually an apology. |
|
00:00:04
|
So Whatley's
still Jewish, huh? |
|
00:00:06
|
Oh, sure. Without the parents, it's a breeze. |
|
00:00:10
|
Hey. Happy Hanukkah. |
|
00:05:23
|
Uh, what? Didn't any
of the other guys come back? |
|
00:05:25
|
No. I'm sure they all got other jobs, like, 10 years ago. |
|
00:05:29
|
Oh, man. |
|
00:14:17
|
Can we still make bagels? |
|
00:14:18
|
Sure. It's just a little steamy. |
|
00:14:22
|
How do you like
your bagels now? |
|
00:17:20
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No, no, no, no.
You give me your number. |
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00:17:23
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Okay. Sure. |
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00:17:27
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No. |
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00:00:53
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You never tell them
you like the car. |
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00:00:55
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You're not sure what you want. |
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00:00:56
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You don't even know
why you're here. |
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00:03:04
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where the Xerox
machine is? |
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00:03:05
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Oh, sure, babe. |
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00:03:06
|
Salesmen-only copy room
right there. |
S09E12 - The Reverse Peephole
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00:01:54
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"Hey, can you
do me a favor? |
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00:01:57
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Can you keep an eye on the ice, make sure we have enough?" |
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00:01:59
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Ah. |
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00:06:17
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Actually, can you keep
an eye on the aquarium |
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00:06:19
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and make sure nobody taps on the glass? |
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00:06:23
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But I could do that
and the music. |
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00:07:09
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There you go. |
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00:07:12
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And, Puddy, can you make sure |
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00:07:13
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nobody puts a drink
on my sound system? |
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00:07:13
|
nobody puts a drink
on my sound system? |
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00:07:15
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Sure thing, Joe Mayo. |
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00:07:18
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Hi. I'm Jerry. |
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00:17:22
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Jerry? |
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00:17:22
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Yeah, sure. He's a celebrity. |
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00:17:24
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Oh, yeah, they wear
a lot of furs. |
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00:20:33
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That is your coat? |
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00:20:34
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It sure is. |
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00:20:36
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Kramer says you need it |
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00:02:18
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So, um, why don't we
get together some time? |
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00:02:20
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Oh, sure. Why don't you give me your number? |
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00:02:23
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I think it'd be better
if I called you. |
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00:10:46
|
Can you get
that, please? |
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00:10:47
|
Oh, sure! |
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00:10:51
|
Where's Glenn? |
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00:13:43
|
is what I could use
to ditch Maura. |
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00:13:45
|
Sure. Just tell Maura you're having an affair. |
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00:13:48
|
She's like a
district attorney. |
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00:15:43
|
by sleeping
with you too soon. |
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00:15:46
|
Are you sure? |
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00:15:47
|
'Cause it could really
help me out of a jam. |
|
00:02:31
|
Thank you for calling George. |
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00:02:32
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Oh, sure. |
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00:02:34
|
I mean, after all,
you were almost my, uh... |
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00:15:14
|
Coffee? |
|
00:15:14
|
Sure. |
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00:15:16
|
Are you black? |
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00:20:11
|
So do you want to
go to the Gap? |
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00:20:11
|
Sure. |
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00:20:17
|
Oh, well. |
|
00:06:26
|
How 'bout you?
You wanna trade? |
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00:06:27
|
Sure. |
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00:06:27
|
Okay, what do you got? |
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00:15:53
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A tractor. |
|
00:15:55
|
I'm sure she's a little self-conscious |
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00:15:56
|
and doesn't like
to talk about it. |
|
00:11:45
|
Prison? |
|
00:11:47
|
I'm sure it's just a fine. |
|
00:11:48
|
He's got priors. |
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00:05:22
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Well, it was nice
meeting you. |
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00:05:24
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I'm sure I'll see you-- |
|
00:05:25
|
Eight tomorrow? |
|
00:05:37
|
You, uh--?
You want to--? |
|
00:05:39
|
Sure. Uh... |
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00:05:41
|
How about this one? |
|
00:02:57
|
And a deadbolt. |
|
00:02:59
|
Are you sure you don't have one? |
|
00:03:01
|
Because there's a lot
of stuff in my apartment
I've never seen. |
S09E20 - The Puerto Rican Day
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00:03:43
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They have to see
a human face. |
|
00:03:45
|
You sure you want his face? |
|
00:03:48
|
No, no, no.
It was Maria Conchita Alonso. |
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00:11:34
|
Here is good. |
|
00:11:36
|
Oh, yeah, sure. Now-- Now I'm gonna be stuck here. |
|
00:11:39
|
But you knew the way to go.
You went to college. |
|
00:20:53
|
Uh, yes, uh... |
|
00:20:55
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Oh, yeah, I wanted to, uh, stop by and make sure |
|
00:20:57
|
that my shark tank fits-- |
|
00:05:19
|
Can I go like this? |
|
00:05:19
|
Sure. |
|
00:05:20
|
No sports jacket?
Writers wear sports jackets. |
|
00:06:28
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This is
James Kimbrough. |
|
00:06:29
|
Nice to meet you. Pleasure. |
|
00:06:30
|
Thanks for coming in. |
|
00:19:50
|
No way I'm getting on
a regular plane. |
|
00:19:52
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Well, I'm sure that they would fly us first class. |
|
00:19:55
|
First class
doesn't make it anymore. |
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00:24:25
|
I forgot about
the video. |
|
00:24:26
|
Oh, sure, video. |
|
00:24:30
|
What is that? |
|
00:26:22
|
He was suffocating! |
|
00:26:24
|
Sure, and you were always in Korea |
|
00:26:26
|
with your
religious chachkas. |
|
00:53:33
|
you think that would make up
for the other ones? |
|
00:53:35
|
Sure. |
|
00:53:36
|
'Cause you only get
one call. |