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S01E01 - The Seinfeld Chronicles
00:00:45 Once you're out, you wanna get back.
00:00:48 You wanna go to sleep, you wanna get up, wanna go out again tomorrow.
00:00:51 Wherever you are in life...
00:12:22 You know, l can't believe you're bringing in an extra bed...
00:12:25 for a woman that wants to sleep with you.
00:12:27 Why don't you bring in an extra guy too.
S01E02 - The Stakeout
00:08:53 No, why should we take over your apartment?
00:08:55 I don't care. I'm sleeping next door.
00:08:58 Your friend, Kramer, doesn't mind?
S02E01 - The Ex-Girlfriend
00:16:15 You're his friend.
00:16:17 Better that she should sleep with someone else?
00:16:19 Some jerk that he doesn't even know?
S02E05 - The Apartment
00:19:27 But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged.
00:19:35 George, I didn't sleep at all last night.
00:19:39 I decided I have to tell her.
S02E07 - The Revenge
00:18:55 In fact, I don't really have an apartment.
00:18:57 I kind of sleep around.
00:19:02 I just like to have a few drinks
S02E09 - The Deal
00:05:41 they feel pressure...
00:05:44 to sleep over,
00:05:46 when that... is not really sleep.
00:05:44 to sleep over,
00:05:46 when that... is not really sleep.
00:05:52 Sleep is separate from that,
00:05:46 when that... is not really sleep.
00:05:52 Sleep is separate from that,
00:05:55 and I don't see why sleep got all tied up
00:05:52 Sleep is separate from that,
00:05:55 and I don't see why sleep got all tied up
00:06:01 and connected...
00:08:56 If I had that in my house, I would never turn it off.
00:08:59 I wouldn't sleep, I wouldn't eat.
00:09:01 Eventually firemen would have to break through the door.
00:12:26 What happened to the rules?
00:12:27 Remember? Sleeping over was optional.
00:12:29 Yeah, it's my house, it's my option.
S02E11 - The Chinese Restaurant
00:21:49 I would think the hardest thing about being a cannibal...
00:21:52 is trying to get some really deep sleep.
00:21:55 You know what I mean? I would think you'd be like:
S02E12 - The Busboy
00:13:27 I've been having my period the last five days.
00:13:30 I'm sleeping all squished over
00:13:32 on the edge of my bed,
00:14:01 It's got everything. It's got everything.
00:14:02 If you oversleep more than 10 minutes,
00:14:04 a hand comes out and slaps you in the face.
S03E03 - The Pen
00:02:29 I'm gonna put Elaine's stuff in here.
00:02:31 Oh, don't sleep in there. You can sleep in the bedroom.
00:02:33 Oh, I can't take your bedroom.
00:02:36 I can't kick you out of your bed.
00:02:38 We don't even sleep.
00:02:41 Ma.
00:02:49 Don't worry. He's comfortable.
00:02:50 I'll sleep standing up. I'll be fine.
00:02:53 Will you stop?
00:03:45 We've tried all kinds of arrangements,
00:03:47 but we can't seem to be friends when we sleep together.
00:03:50 Why do you need more friends?
00:07:58 Why is it so hot in here?
00:08:03 How can they sleep like this?
00:08:05 It's only for three days.
00:08:20 Oh, do you want to switch?
00:08:21 I'm sleeping in the love seat
00:08:22 I've got my feet up in the air like I'm in a space capsule.
00:08:22 I've got my feet up in the air like I'm in a space capsule.
00:08:27 I am never going to fall asleep.
00:08:28 Oh, no, don't say that. You'll jinx me.
00:09:50 The bar was right in my back.
00:09:53 I told you to let us sleep in there.
00:09:55 Then you would be hunched over.
00:20:47 It's that bar.
00:20:48 Who could hell could sleep on that thing?
00:20:50 I was very comfortable.
S03E08 - The Tape
00:15:26 Because the other night, you know,
00:15:27 I was sleeping with Marion, and I rolled over
00:15:29 and I cut her ankle with my big toe.
S03E10 - The Stranded
00:16:57 She was a friend.
00:16:58 Now we sleep together,
00:16:59 and suddenly, I don't know how to talk to her.
S03E13 - The Subway
00:01:57 I'm so tired.
00:01:58 I'm gonna fall asleep on that train.
00:02:00 I always get the feeling
00:22:12 You know that first sharp drop on the Cyclone?
00:22:14 Fell asleep.
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S03E17E18 - The Boyfriend
00:03:01 So Biff wants to be a buff?
00:03:04 Well, sleeping less than 18 hours a day
00:03:06 would be a start.
00:36:50 God!
00:36:53 See, this is all I think about-- sleeping with a giant.
00:36:57 It's my life's ambition.
S03E19 - The Limo
00:07:39 Are those the people?
00:07:41 All right, put your hands up over your face. Pretend you're sleeping.
00:07:53 Mr. O'Brien.
00:07:56 Mr. O'Brien had a long trip.
00:07:58 He's sleeping.
00:07:59 Oh.
00:15:28 You know the way they tuck the covers in real tight
00:15:30 in those hotel rooms? I can't sleep like that,
00:15:32 so I tried to kick it out and I pulled it.
00:15:34 Why do they make their beds so tight?
00:15:35 You sleep with your feet like that.
00:15:37 It's for a mental patient.
S03E20 - The Good Samaritan
00:18:55 It's not that hard.
00:18:59 Well, who told you to sleep with her, George?
00:19:01 It's not my fault.
S03E22 - The Parking Space
00:12:00 You're not getting that space.
00:12:02 I mean, I'll sleep in my car if I have to.
00:12:06 I'll die out here.
S03E23 - The Keys
00:00:45 once in a while.
00:00:52 What is it about sleep that makes you so thirsty?
00:00:56 Do dreams require liquid?
S04E01 - The Trip (1)
00:12:58 Could you not tuck the blankets in?
00:13:01 Because I can't sleep all tucked in.
00:13:03 Oh, yes, yes.
00:13:18 I just like to scrunch up the blankets.
00:13:20 Yes, yes. It's too tight to sleep.
00:13:23 Exactly.
S04E02 - The Trip (2)
00:00:39 Could you not tuck the blankets in?
00:00:42 'Cause I can't sleep all tucked in.
00:00:48 I think we just caught a break.
S04E03E04 - The Pitch-The Ticket
00:27:43 I get too hot.
00:27:44 I sleep in my underwear and a t-shirt.
00:27:46 If it gets too hot,
00:31:37 No. That's no reason to kill yourself.
00:31:39 Why? It gets hot at night. You can't sleep.
00:31:42 You ever try to sleep in a really hot room?
00:31:39 Why? It gets hot at night. You can't sleep.
00:31:42 You ever try to sleep in a really hot room?
00:31:44 Every night I sleep in a really hot room.
00:31:42 You ever try to sleep in a really hot room?
00:31:44 Every night I sleep in a really hot room.
00:31:46 I don't want to kill myself.
S04E05 - The Wallet
00:08:21 Well, one day,
00:08:22 somebody's gonna sleep on that thing,
00:08:23 and we'll get sued.
00:13:23 Oh, God,
00:13:24 it's probably from sleeping on that sofa.
00:13:28 Boy, you look really great. Yeah.
S04E07 - The Bubble Boy
00:05:01 So come on, you wanna go?
00:05:04 Well, what about the sleeping arrangements...
00:05:06 in the cabin?
S04E11 - The Contest
00:08:31 Mmmm... Is it 6:30 already?
00:08:34 I fell asleep.
00:08:36 So, George...
00:11:36 She's driving me crazy.
00:11:37 I can't sleep. I can't leave the house.
00:11:39 I'm here, I'm climbing the walls!
00:18:25 and now I don't have them anymore.
00:18:26 Right. When you fell asleep one day on the sofa,
00:18:28 and I took them off your stinking feet.
S04E12 - The Airport
00:08:15 Oh, look at this.
00:08:17 He's sleeping,
00:08:18 and I have to go to the bathroom.
S04E17 - The Outing
00:16:08 Oh, 6:30 already?
00:16:11 I fell asleep.
00:16:12 Let me help you off with that.
S04E18 - The Old Man
00:20:47 They move into smaller places.
00:20:48 They sleep less time.
00:20:49 They eat smaller meals.
S04E19 - The Implant
00:05:22 Okay.
00:05:24 You too. Get some sleep.
00:05:34 You sure?
S04E20 - The Junior Mint
00:06:21 You did.
00:06:25 You know, I can't get this damn thing to sleep!
00:06:28 Now, listen, Roy, tell me something.
S04E21 - The Smelly Car
00:07:57 actually have to get up early,
00:07:58 but a man will always trade sleep for sex.
00:08:00 Is it possible I'm not as attractive
S04E22 - The Handicap Spot
00:00:24 When I give the order
00:00:25 to fall asleep on the sofa with the TV on
00:00:28 in the middle of the day, no one can overrule me.
S05E01 - The Mango
00:06:34 Well, you know, if it's enough already
00:06:36 and I just wanna get some sleep.
00:06:42 I really don't feel like seein' her.
00:06:58 Well, you know, if it's enough already
00:07:00 and I just wanna get some sleep.
00:07:06 Yeah, but why would you--?
S05E03 - The Glasses
00:00:03 I never get enough sleep.
00:00:04 I stay up late at night 'cause I'm "night guy."
00:00:06 Night guy wants to stay up late.
00:00:07 "What about getting up after five hours of sleep?"
00:00:09 "Oh, that's morning guy's problem.
00:00:27 The only thing morning guy can do
00:00:28 is try and oversleep often enough
00:00:29 so that day guy loses his job,
S05E05 - The Bris
00:03:23 A pig-man!
00:03:25 He was sleeping, and then he woke up and he looked at me,
00:03:27 and he made this horrible sound, this...
S05E06 - The Lip Reader
00:20:09 "Why don't you stick around,
00:20:11 and we can sleep together?"
00:20:13 What?!
00:20:13 What?!
00:20:15 "You want me to sleep with you?"
00:20:16 I don't wanna sweep alone.
00:20:16 I don't wanna sweep alone.
00:20:17 He says, "I don't wanna sleep alone."
00:20:19 And she says...
00:20:24 So you get rid of me,
00:20:25 and now the two of you are gonna sleep together?!
00:20:27 What? You're crazy!
00:20:36 I can read lips!
00:20:38 You said, "Let's sleep together."
00:20:39 No, I didn't. I said "sweep." Let's sweep together.
00:20:55 They said "sweep together," you idiots,
00:20:57 not "sleep together"!
00:21:00 Look, I know how to sign.
S05E09 - The Masseuse
00:01:45 Very funny. That's very funny.
00:01:47 Yeah, I wouldn't sleep with my back to him
00:01:48 if I were you.
S05E10 - The Cigar Store Indian
00:13:13 Into Bourbon Street?
00:13:15 Where am I going to sleep?
00:13:18 What're you talkin' about?
00:13:18 What're you talkin' about?
00:13:19 I can't sleep in there!
00:13:20 Of course, you can.
S05E15 - The Pie
00:03:53 and took your body.
00:03:55 Don't fall asleep, Elaine.
00:03:58 What's going on here?
S05E16 - The Stand-In
00:13:06 George. Tomorrow's Sunday.
00:13:09 We could sleep late,
00:13:11 and get the paper and have breakfast,
S05E17 - The Wife
00:00:45 Good morning.
00:00:46 How'd you sleep?
00:00:47 Hey, you are on the couch tonight, young lady.
00:00:51 I was not.
00:00:52 I was sleeping with one cheek off the bed!
00:00:56 By the way, you're falling way behind on the "I love you's."
00:12:50 My quilt is still at the cleaners.
00:12:53 Jerry, I can't sleep without my quilt.
00:12:56 The other night I was cold.
S05E18E19 - The Raincoats
00:37:01 is to be able to look yourself in the mirror
00:37:02 before you go to sleep at night.
00:37:04 Hey, I got news for you, four-eyes:
S06E01 - The Chaperone
00:16:29 and the only way the conflict could be averted
00:16:31 was if you agreed to sleep with the enemy's leader,
00:16:35 what would you do?
00:17:47 It sounds like pigeons or something.
00:17:49 Well, I can't sleep with that noise.
00:17:52 Me either.
S06E04 - The Chinese Woman
00:09:38 All it takes is one pair!
00:09:40 I won't be able to sleep if those are in the house.
00:09:42 These boxers!
S06E05 - The Couch
00:01:24 You know what the best part about it is?
00:01:25 It doesn't fold out, so no one can sleep over.
00:01:31 Hello.
S06E11 - The Switch
00:13:21 That's enough for today.
00:13:25 You're tired. Get some sleep.
00:13:27 I'll see you first thing in the morning.
S06E12 - The Label Maker
00:01:17 This is a bill for $1500.
00:01:20 Plus, she'd ask about the sleeping arrangements.
00:01:22 I find those sleeping- arrangement conversations
00:01:20 Plus, she'd ask about the sleeping arrangements.
00:01:22 I find those sleeping- arrangement conversations
00:01:24 depressing.
00:01:24 depressing.
00:01:25 Yeah. Sleeping arrangements.
00:01:27 So you haven't, uh...?
S06E13 - The Scofflaw
00:16:58 knowing they could be closing in?
00:17:00 I can't sleep, I tell you. I can't sleep.
00:17:02 Of course you can't, you poor sap.
S06E16 - The Beard
00:19:29 I don't know.
00:19:31 Did Billy sleep with Allison's best friend?
00:19:36 I don't know.
00:19:51 I don't know.
00:19:53 Did Jane sleep with Michael again?
00:19:58 Yes!
00:20:02 He slept with her sister, tricked her into giving him half her business.
00:20:05 Then she goes and sleeps with him again?
00:20:07 She's crazy. How could she do something like that? That Jane!
S06E18 - The Doorman
00:16:21 -The one with the Poppie stain? -Yeah, sure.
00:16:23 Then my father will have no place to sleep.
00:16:25 He's gotta move out.
00:18:28 -Didn't you tell him I was using it? -Oh, I pleaded with him.
00:18:32 Where do I sleep?
00:18:33 Well, I took the liberty of packing your things.
00:18:43 It has a pee stain.
00:18:46 You had me sleeping on a pee-stained couch?
00:18:48 No.
00:19:48 Okay. That's it. I'm not coming home.
00:19:51 But you can't stay here. There's no place to sleep.
00:19:54 We'll work something out.
S06E20 - The Doodle
00:00:18 There's a lot of crumbs, not much light.
00:00:20 They usually sleep through the night.
00:00:22 You'll really have your run the place most of the time.
S07E01 - The Engagement
00:04:38 You get up in the morning. She's there.
00:04:40 You go to sleep at night. She's there.
00:04:43 It's like you gotta ask permission to--
00:05:58 Hey. Hey.
00:06:00 Three hours of sleep again last night.
00:06:03 Three hours of sleep because of that dog.
00:06:00 Three hours of sleep again last night.
00:06:03 Three hours of sleep because of that dog.
00:06:06 What dog?
00:06:20 I lost my voice just screaming at this thing.
00:06:23 I can't sleep.
00:06:24 I can't work.