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S01E05 - The Stock Tip
00:07:23 Is that my paper?
00:07:25 Bad news, my friend.
00:07:26 What? What news?
00:07:25 Bad news, my friend.
00:07:26 What? What news?
00:07:28 Centrax.
S02E06 - The Statue
00:00:02 I have to tell you
00:00:03 that I did get some very exciting news recently.
00:00:05 And I don't know if I should
S02E07 - The Revenge
00:00:02 Whenever I see the news,
00:00:04 and they're hauling in some criminal terrorist
00:00:09 you notice he's always covering up his face
00:00:11 with the newspaper, with the jacket, with the hat?
00:00:13 What is he worried about?
S02E11 - The Chinese Restaurant
00:15:32 I'm really looking forward to it.
00:15:35 I got news for you. If we're making this movie...
00:15:37 we gotta get a table immediately.
S03E04 - The Dog
00:05:34 Besides, we said we'd see Prognosis Negative together.
00:05:38 Can't you put some newspapers down or something?
00:05:39 No, I can't trust him. He gets insane.
00:06:03 He's breaking up with his girlfriend.
00:06:05 What's the problem? Just put newspaper down.
00:06:07 No, I don't want that smell in the house.
S03E05 - The Library
00:02:21 It's all a bunch of cheapskates in there anyway.
00:02:24 People sitting around, reading the newspaper
00:02:26 attached to those huge wooden sticks.
S03E12 - The Red Dot
00:03:01 Mike Lupica?
00:03:02 He's a sports writer for the Daily News.
00:03:06 I find him very insightful.
00:03:39 Venetian Blinds.
00:03:42 I got news for you.
00:03:44 I'm funnier than you are.
S03E19 - The Limo
00:08:03 We're just really excited to meet him face-to-face finally.
00:08:08 We're faithful readers of his newsletter.
00:08:11 Newsletter?
00:08:08 We're faithful readers of his newsletter.
00:08:11 Newsletter?
00:08:12 And of course his great book, The Big Game.
S03E21 - The Letter
00:09:44 Well, you know, there's nothing to read.
00:09:46 It's yesterday's news.
00:09:46 Yeah, well...
00:09:59 Blah!
00:10:01 I keep, you know, grabbing newspapers
00:10:04 and just tugging at them.
S03E22 - The Parking Space
00:00:34 Hey.
00:00:36 I got some bad news for you, buddy.
00:00:38 I think your car got stolen again.
S03E23 - The Keys
00:07:55 for even getting up in the morning?
00:07:59 I like to get the Daily News.
00:08:03 George, it's time for us to grow up and be men.
S04E03E04 - The Pitch-The Ticket
00:22:09 Holy.
00:22:10 I got bad news for you, buddy.
00:22:12 Davola says you're next.
S04E08 - The Cheever Letters
00:14:05 Hey, so Susan's father
00:14:06 took that news pretty hard, huh?
00:14:07 Yeah, yeah.
S04E09 - The Opera
00:03:07 Listen...
00:03:10 I got news for you.
00:03:12 It's nice to be involved with somebody
S04E11 - The Contest
00:00:21 That's why I think if I found I was adopted,
00:00:23 that would really come as great news.
00:00:24 "I'm adopted? That's great!" I'd be happy to hear that.
S04E15 - The Visa
00:14:05 You're very lucky.
00:14:12 That's wonderful news.
00:14:13 Thank you.
S04E17 - The Outing
00:01:44 What paper does she write for?
00:01:45 She works for the N.Y.U. school newspaper.
00:01:47 She's a grad student in journalism.
00:02:16 Lyndon Johnson was uglier than De Gaulle.
00:02:20 I got news for you.
00:02:21 Golda Meir could make them all run up a tree.
00:09:39 Hey, how you doing?
00:09:40 You know, I got that reporter from the newspaper
00:09:42 on the other line.
S04E20 - The Junior Mint
00:16:57 No, thank you. No.
00:17:04 Any news?
00:17:05 No, no news.
00:17:04 Any news?
00:17:05 No, no news.
00:17:06 You better get outta here.
S04E22 - The Handicap Spot
00:04:04 We gotta get to the party.
00:04:05 I got news for you.
00:04:06 Handicapped people,
S04E23E24 - The Pilot
00:29:46 - Hey, are you gonna go? - No, no, l... I'm gonna stay home. I...
00:29:50 I wanna be close to my home base, in case there's any news from the front.
00:31:04 No. Pick it up more in the front. It's gotta be higher. Higher.
S05E04 - The Sniffing Accountant
00:10:26 Hello, Jerry.
00:10:28 So any news?
00:10:30 Yeah, he skipped out and went to South America.
S05E05 - The Bris
00:00:27 to the hospital staff.
00:00:28 It's like a local news team in there.
00:00:31 The doctor's like the anchor man.
S05E07 - The Non-Fat Yogurt
00:18:44 Rudy Giuliani, who underwent a physical last week
00:18:47 received some startling news today
00:18:49 when his cholesterol count turned out to be
S05E12 - The Stall
00:22:28 You jump out of a plane 20,000 feet in the air,
00:22:31 the chute doesn't open, I got news for you.
00:22:33 The helmet is now wearing you for protection.
S05E13 - The Dinner Party
00:03:33 It's a funeral procession.
00:03:37 I got news for you.
00:03:38 I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi,
00:10:21 I am not buying something just to get change.
00:10:23 George, there's a newsstand right over there. Come on.
00:10:32 What are we doing?
00:10:45 You got to buy more than that.
00:10:47 Here. Get a newspaper.
00:10:49 Newspaper.
00:10:47 Here. Get a newspaper.
00:10:49 Newspaper.
00:10:50 Not enough.
00:11:31 Penthouse Forum,
00:11:33 newspaper, gum, Clark bar.
00:11:40 Six seventy-five.
S05E16 - The Stand-In
00:00:40 I'm boring. We're both boring.
00:00:42 We go out to eat, we both read newspapers.
00:00:43 Well, at breakfast, everybody reads.
S05E18E19 - The Raincoats
00:37:02 before you go to sleep at night.
00:37:04 Hey, I got news for you, four-eyes:
00:37:06 There's no way you're staying with us in Paris.
S05E20 - The Fire
00:18:37 You just shut the--
00:18:38 Hey, Elaine. Did you hear the good news?
00:18:40 Toby got promoted.
S06E02 - The Big Salad
00:04:52 And Bob Herbert's great.
00:04:55 He used to work for the Daily News.
00:04:56 Yes. Yes.
S06E04 - The Chinese Woman
00:18:49 You know, you're not chinese.
00:18:56 Hey, I heard the good news.
00:18:58 Jerry, how come you didn't say hello to me the other day?
S06E13 - The Scofflaw
00:01:54 All right, all right. I'm looking forward to it.
00:02:06 All right, I got news. You ready?
00:02:10 Gary Fogel had cancer.
00:20:45 I'll be right with you.
00:20:51 Listen, George, I got some bad news.
00:20:54 I'm not gonna be able to give you that parking space.
S07E01 - The Engagement
00:11:52 Come back!
00:11:54 I got great news!
00:11:56 Ho-ho!
00:18:24 Put something on the radio on.
00:18:25 Maybe there's a news report about her.
00:18:27 Let's dump it already. I'm getting antsy.
00:21:07 All right.
00:21:09 But then I can't tell you the big...news.
00:21:13 News?
00:21:09 But then I can't tell you the big...news.
00:21:13 News?
00:21:15 What news?
00:21:13 News?
00:21:15 What news?
00:21:16 Sorry.
00:21:21 All right, Elaine.
00:21:22 But this is beyond news.
00:21:24 This is like Pearl Harbor or the Kennedy assassination.
00:21:24 This is like Pearl Harbor or the Kennedy assassination.
00:21:26 It's, like, not even news. It's total shock!
00:21:28 Oh, come on, Jerry.
S07E02 - The Postponement
00:00:11 -Hey. Big news. -Hey.
00:00:13 The dog problem has been solved.
00:14:32 Hmm.
00:14:33 Well, this all comes as news to me.
00:14:39 -Hi. -Hi. How was your day?
S07E10 - The Gum
00:03:55 I was babbling incoherently for months.
00:03:57 Yeah, well, I got news for you.
00:03:59 The whole time that I was growing up,
S07E12 - The Caddy
00:15:53 My name is George Steinbrenner.
00:15:55 I'm afraid I have some very sad news about your son.
00:15:59 I can't believe it. He was so young.
S07E16 - The Shower Head
00:05:20 I'm gonna look like a giant to those guys.
00:05:25 I'm afraid I have some bad news, Elaine.
00:05:27 It appears you will not be accompanying me to Africa.
00:14:26 Jerry?
00:14:33 So, Georgie, we have some big news for you.
00:14:38 - Big news? - We're moving to Florida.
00:14:33 So, Georgie, we have some big news for you.
00:14:38 - Big news? - We're moving to Florida.
00:14:41 What?
S07E18 - The Friars Club
00:01:13 Hey, wait a second.
00:01:14 You know, good news for you too.
00:01:16 Susan's best friend, Hallie, broke up with her boyfriend.
S07E21E22 - The Bottle Deposit
00:39:51 Goodbye!
00:40:01 Elaine, you found the clubs. That's wonderful news.
00:40:03 Where are they?
S07E24 - The Invitations
00:17:26 Georgie boy.
00:17:28 George, big news. I'm gettin' married.
00:17:29 Married? What?
S08E07 - The Checks
00:17:02 here in this city, Jer.
00:17:06 Hey. Great news.
00:17:08 I showed the pilot to Kramer's Japanese friends.
S08E09 - The Abstinence
00:10:24 Oh.
00:10:25 Jerry, great news.
00:10:28 I got you...an assembly.
S08E11 - The Little Jerry
00:11:26 You buy yourself something nice, huh?
00:11:28 Good news. I'm up for parole.
00:11:34 Parole.
S08E19 - The Yada Yada
00:22:45 Hey, Jerry.
00:22:46 Where's Kramer? I've got exciting news.
00:22:48 I'm in the middle of something.
S08E22 - The Summer of George
00:21:12 I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again.
00:21:22 Well, that's good news.
00:21:25 Wow,
S09E03 - The Serenity Now
00:17:15 please hang up and...
00:17:19 Hey, Braun, I got good news and bad news,
00:17:21 and they're both the same: you're fired.
S09E05 - The Junk Mail
00:04:17 Omaha Steaks, Mac Warehouse,
00:04:19 Newsweek?
00:04:21 I can't stop all these companies,
00:18:35 [BOTH GIGGLE]
00:18:37 That's the second good piece of news
00:18:38 I've gotten today.
S09E09 - The Apology
00:11:51 I'll see you later, buddy.
00:11:55 Bad news, people.
00:11:57 Peggy is home sick.
S09E10 - The Strike
00:04:21 Yeah, okay. Yeah. Bye.
00:04:23 Great news. Yeah. The strike's been settled.
00:04:25 I'm going back to work.
S09E11 - The Dealership
00:05:30 and it's still relatable today.
00:05:33 Good news. We got a 900 in black.
00:05:35 That's the hot color. High-five.
S09E13 - The Cartoon
00:14:26 I know.
00:14:32 Thanks for watching Nine News.
00:14:34 We leave you tonight with a scene
S09E15 - The Wizard
00:00:04 When are they gonna learn that any news about China
00:00:06 is an instant page-turner?
00:10:18 What press?
00:10:21 The condo newsletter. The Boca Breeze.
00:10:24 Pinko commie rag.
S09E17 - The Bookstore
00:04:19 How dare they?
00:04:21 I got news for you, if it wasn't for the toilet,
00:04:23 there would be no books.
S09E18 - The Frogger
00:06:19 God knows I earned it with that score.
00:06:25 Well, more bad news, Jerry.
00:06:26 You know, the police found another victim
S09E19 - The Maid
00:01:50 ...or a dancer. Or a...
00:01:52 Newswoman, uh-huh.
00:01:55 Hey. Hi.
00:01:55 Hey. Hi.
00:01:56 Well, bad news, boys.
00:01:58 Yeah, my life is over.
00:06:12 than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum.
00:06:15 She's not a maid. She might be a newswoman!
00:06:19 Hey, uh--
S09E23E24 - The Finale
00:38:01 I'll never forget it.
00:38:03 So you broke the news to Mr. Costanza?
00:38:07 Would you tell the court, please, what his reaction was?