SeinQuotes

S01E01 - The Seinfeld Chronicles
00:03:37 I'd like to ask you...
00:03:39 Ask you to analyze a hypothetical phone call, you know...
00:03:42 - from a female point of view. - Oh, come on.
S01E04 - Male Un-Bonding
00:07:36 You know, I have to eat.
00:07:43 I mean, I'm hypoglycemic.
00:07:46 Anyway, the Hezbollah has invited me to perform.
S02E08 - The Heart Attack
00:21:26 Ow!
00:21:27 I have a friend who's a hypochondriac.
00:21:29 He always thinks he's sick, never is.
S03E10 - The Stranded
00:11:03 Yeah, yeah. I eat fish occasionally.
00:11:05 So you're a hypocrite.
00:11:07 Hey, I've eaten frogs, so nobody's perfect.
S05E13 - The Dinner Party
00:19:37 Well, wait outside. This isn't a hangout.
00:19:40 But my friend here has hypothermia!
00:19:43 Hypothermia.
00:19:40 But my friend here has hypothermia!
00:19:43 Hypothermia.
00:19:44 All right, guys...
S08E09 - The Abstinence
00:10:56 No.
00:10:58 Hypokalemia.
00:11:01 Not metabolic acidosis. Duh.
S09E05 - The Junk Mail
00:06:49 You don't like the van.
00:06:50 No. No, no. It's just hypothetically.
00:06:53 I gotta go to the park.