SeinQuotes

S02E08 - The Heart Attack
00:00:08 As an adult,
00:00:10 if I want a cookie, I have a cookie, okay?
00:00:14 I have three cookies or four cookies,
00:00:10 if I want a cookie, I have a cookie, okay?
00:00:14 I have three cookies or four cookies,
00:00:18 or 11 cookies if I want.
00:00:14 I have three cookies or four cookies,
00:00:18 or 11 cookies if I want.
00:00:21 Many times, I will intentionally ruin
00:00:32 Hello, Mom? Yeah, I just ruined my entire appetite.
00:00:35 Cookies.
00:00:39 So what if you ruin it?
S02E11 - The Chinese Restaurant
00:03:01 Everything's gotta be just so all the time with you, doesn't it?
00:03:04 I offered you those cookies in my house.
00:03:07 Health cookies. I hate those little dust-board fructose things.
00:03:04 I offered you those cookies in my house.
00:03:07 Health cookies. I hate those little dust-board fructose things.
00:03:13 I just can't believe the way people are.
S03E11 - The Alternate Side
00:12:02 Hey, maybe he's diabetic.
00:12:04 He might just need a cookie or something.
00:12:05 A cookie!
00:12:04 He might just need a cookie or something.
00:12:05 A cookie!
00:12:07 Can you give him a cookie?
00:12:05 A cookie!
00:12:07 Can you give him a cookie?
00:12:08 How's he gonna chew it?
00:12:20 I've got him chewing, but I don't think he's gonna swallow.
00:12:23 Let's put a few cookies in a blender and he could drink it.
00:12:25 Cookies don't liquefy.
00:12:23 Let's put a few cookies in a blender and he could drink it.
00:12:25 Cookies don't liquefy.
00:12:27 Yes they do. You can liquefy a cookie.
00:12:25 Cookies don't liquefy.
00:12:27 Yes they do. You can liquefy a cookie.
00:12:29 I'll get the blender.
00:13:57 We don't know.
00:13:59 Who put cookies in his mouth?
00:14:02 Cookies?
00:13:59 Who put cookies in his mouth?
00:14:02 Cookies?
00:14:03 You're not supposed to do that.
S03E17E18 - The Boyfriend
00:30:59 No.
00:31:01 Cookies?
00:31:04 Did he kiss you good night?
S04E02 - The Trip (2)
00:09:43 There's a bag
00:09:44 of Pepperidge Farm cookies up there.
00:09:46 What kind?
S04E12 - The Airport
00:19:35 Please don't send me back there.
00:19:37 Oh, you got cookies.
00:19:40 You're gonna have to go back to your seat.
00:19:49 a society without classes!
00:19:54 Do you realize the people up here are getting cookies?!
00:19:58 What is all the racket back there?
S05E13 - The Dinner Party
00:04:06 Mmm. I love the smell of bakeries.
00:04:09 Oh, look. The black and white cookie.
00:04:11 I love the black-and-white.
00:09:44 I'll have a cinnamon babka.
00:09:46 And a black-and-white cookie for me.
00:09:48 Peace.
00:12:03 Mm.
00:12:04 See, the key to eating a black-and-white cookie
00:12:07 is you wanna get some black
00:12:13 And yet, still somehow racial harmony eludes us.
00:12:17 If people would only look to the cookie,
00:12:20 all our problems would be solved.
00:12:28 Mm.
00:12:29 Look to the cookie, Elaine.
00:12:31 Look to the cookie.
00:12:29 Look to the cookie, Elaine.
00:12:31 Look to the cookie.
00:12:35 Oh, what is this?
00:18:19 My stomach.
00:18:21 I think it was that cookie.
00:18:24 The black-and-white?
00:18:31 I think I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there.
00:18:35 Well, if we can't look to the cookie, where can we look?
00:18:38 I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
S06E03 - The Pledge Drive
00:15:22 What are you doing?
00:15:23 I'm eating this cookie.
00:15:28 No, no, but-- but why are you using a knife and a fork?
S06E04 - The Chinese Woman
00:21:11 You know, everybody listens to the chinese.
00:21:13 Look at the fortune cookie.
00:21:15 You couldn't get away with that in any other restaurant.
S06E08 - The Mom and Pop Store
00:02:55 If they don't get some business, they're gonna have to shut down
00:02:58 and make way for one of those gourmet coffee or cookie stores.
00:03:02 I like coffee.
00:03:02 I like coffee.
00:03:04 I like cookies.
00:03:05 Of course you do.
S06E24 - The Understudy
00:14:48 And if I see one piece of dark meat on there, it's your ass, buster.
00:14:53 Oh, get me one of those black-and-white cookies.
00:14:55 All right, yeah.
00:14:59 I'm gonna get you one somewhere.
00:15:01 Good. If I don't get a black-and-white cookie...
00:15:03 ...I'm not gonna be very pleasant to be around.
S07E02 - The Postponement
00:07:56 Although I think sometimes
00:07:57 with the so-called fat-free cookies,
00:08:00 people may overindulge,
S07E14E15 - The Cadillac
00:13:29 Morty, what do you have to open this box for?
00:13:31 There's already a box of cookies open.
00:13:33 I wanted a Chip Ahoy.
S08E14 - The Van Buren Boys
00:16:52 I-I got big trouble with the-- With the Van Buren Boys.
00:16:54 Now they're tough cookies.
00:16:55 I heard that you got on their good side.
S09E03 - The Serenity Now
00:08:02 I renounce my religion!
00:08:04 Who wants cookies?
00:08:05 As of this moment, I am no longer Jewish!
S09E11 - The Dealership
00:11:45 in the corner of your lip.
00:11:46 Now, tha... That is a cookie.
00:11:47 And we all know that Twix is the only candy bar
00:11:47 And we all know that Twix is the only candy bar
00:11:49 with the cookie crunch.
00:11:50 That's a... It's a little nougat.
00:11:55 I think I've reached the point in my life
00:11:56 where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie.
00:11:59 So let's not just say things
00:15:45 I caught him, and his face was covered
00:15:46 in chocolate and cookie crumbs.
00:15:49 Thought you said it was a Twix.
00:15:54 Oh, no. No.
00:15:56 Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch.
00:15:59 What about the $100,000 bar?
S09E15 - The Wizard
00:06:55 Older people.
00:06:57 Don't eat cookies for breakfast!
00:07:00 I'll fix you something.