SeinQuotes

S01E02 - The Stakeout
00:22:12 The other one goes, "So?"
00:22:15 I believe that's your card.
00:22:18 Look, why don't we just saw each other in half
S02E09 - The Deal
00:15:19 Too... gubernatorial.
00:15:24 Let's work on the card.
00:15:26 I had to buy a gift for someone.
00:15:26 I had to buy a gift for someone.
00:15:28 The hardest part, to me, is that card.
00:15:30 That card is the killer.
00:15:28 The hardest part, to me, is that card.
00:15:30 That card is the killer.
00:15:31 I never know what it's supposed to say,
00:15:35 because the relationships are becoming so complicated,
00:15:36 greeting card companies now put out cards
00:15:39 that are blank on the inside.
00:15:42 Nothing. No message.
00:15:43 I mean, it's like the card company says,
00:15:45 "We give up. You think of something," you know?
00:16:05 [CHUCKLES]
00:16:07 Oh, the card.
00:16:24 Cash?
00:16:39 I don't think that's anything to sneeze at.
00:16:45 Let me see the card.
00:16:53 "To a wonderful girl,
S02E12 - The Busboy
00:10:48 Yeah?
00:10:51 Here's my card.
00:10:53 Uh, I'm in real estate,
00:11:36 He doesn't even know where you live.
00:11:38 Who told you to give him your business card?
00:11:42 That's Elaine.
S03E05 - The Library
00:02:16 -He'll be thrilled. -Uh-huh.
00:02:18 You know, I never got a library card.
00:02:19 I'm coming down.
00:05:35 Hey, I'll, uh... I'll see you boys later, huh?
00:05:42 So, uh, what's a guy got to do around here to get a library card?
00:05:58 Where's Karen?
00:10:20 Bad year for America.
00:10:22 Hippies burning library cards.
00:10:24 Abbie Hoffman telling everybody to steal books.
S03E11 - The Alternate Side
00:17:38 It's a rented car. That's who's driving it. Other drivers.
00:17:41 Doesn't my credit card cover me or something?
00:17:43 Not that particular one.
00:17:43 Not that particular one.
00:17:45 I got a hundred cards.
00:17:46 Here, here. Pick a card. Take any card you want.
00:17:45 I got a hundred cards.
00:17:46 Here, here. Pick a card. Take any card you want.
00:17:49 Go ahead. Whichever one. I don't care.
S03E17E18 - The Boyfriend
00:45:02 You become, like, obsessed.
00:45:04 "I love the smell of cardboard in the morning."
00:45:06 You could be at a funeral.
S03E20 - The Good Samaritan
00:13:41 I've always been afraid to approach her.
00:13:43 She looks like she belongs on one of these Hallmark cards.
00:13:45 Oh, right, right, the blue sweatpants!
S04E03E04 - The Pitch-The Ticket
00:06:01 Did I tell you
00:06:03 I got a postcard from Elaine?
00:06:04 Really? Yeah.
00:22:51 you can say to the person.
00:22:53 There's no Hallmark cards that cover this occasion.
00:22:56 There's no "vomit sympathy card" section of the store, you know.
00:22:53 There's no Hallmark cards that cover this occasion.
00:22:56 There's no "vomit sympathy card" section of the store, you know.
00:22:59 "You wear it well."
S04E07 - The Bubble Boy
00:18:10 It's Moors. That's a misprint.
00:18:13 I'm sorry, the card says Moops.
00:18:18 It doesn't matter. It's Moors!
S04E10 - The Virgin
00:00:06 they ought to give you
00:00:07 three "Get out of relationship free" cards.
00:00:09 You know what I mean?
00:00:21 happens to have
00:00:23 an "Eight more months of guilt, torture, and pain" card.
00:00:26 "Uh, hold it. I've got a little something for you."
S04E12 - The Airport
00:14:35 He probably boarded the plane already.
00:14:36 Give me your credit card.
00:14:38 My credit card? Why?
00:14:36 Give me your credit card.
00:14:38 My credit card? Why?
00:14:39 Just give me the card. Don't ask any questions.
00:14:38 My credit card? Why?
00:14:39 Just give me the card. Don't ask any questions.
00:14:41 I'm not giving you my credit card
00:14:39 Just give me the card. Don't ask any questions.
00:14:41 I'm not giving you my credit card
00:14:42 unless you tell me what it's for.
00:14:54 It won't cost you a dime.
00:14:56 Now, come on, give me the card.
00:14:58 Wait a minute. This is a great idea.
S04E13 - The Pick
00:02:31 It's that model I met on the plane.
00:02:36 She sent you a Christmas card?
00:02:38 Mm-hmm.
00:03:12 My little man's an idiot.
00:03:15 Say, she was clever. You know? She put her picture on her card.
00:03:18 I should do that. I never do anything like that.
00:03:18 I should do that. I never do anything like that.
00:03:20 You want a picture on a Christmas card? I can do that.
00:03:23 She kept such a nice, clean apartment.
00:03:27 No. I was just thinking out loud.
00:03:28 I don't want my picture on a card.
00:03:30 No, no, I'll take your picture.
00:08:44 Oh, look at what we have here,
00:08:47 a Christmas card from Lainey.
00:08:50 Thank you.
00:09:34 That's my nipple! My nipple's exposed!
00:09:36 I sent this card to hundreds of people!
00:09:40 My parents, my boss--
00:09:58 Hey...
00:10:02 Have you seen the card?
00:10:03 What card?
00:10:02 Have you seen the card?
00:10:03 What card?
00:10:04 My Christmas card.
00:10:03 What card?
00:10:04 My Christmas card.
00:10:06 Uh, well, yeah. Yeah, of course. I took it.
00:10:50 Okay, what is it?
00:10:52 Here...take a look at this card.
00:10:55 Tell me if you notice anything unusual about it.
00:13:59 You cannot believe what I am going through.
00:14:02 That card is plastered all over the office.
00:14:05 Everybody's calling me "Nip."
00:14:20 Oh, hey...
00:14:22 Hey, how come I didn't get a Christmas card?
00:14:26 Everybody else got one.
00:14:30 I thought we were good friends.
00:14:31 I don't get a Christmas card. I don't get it.
00:14:33 You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card?
00:14:31 I don't get a Christmas card. I don't get it.
00:14:33 You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card?
00:14:36 All right, here. Here's your Christmas card.
00:14:33 You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card?
00:14:36 All right, here. Here's your Christmas card.
00:14:50 You got any Double Crunch?
S04E15 - The Visa
00:01:30 there is no mail.
00:01:31 Here's my card.
00:01:33 Oh, okay. Thank you.
S04E20 - The Junior Mint
00:11:37 You gotta go through her purse.
00:11:39 You know, credit cards, driver's license.
00:11:40 Well, how am I gonna do that?
S05E01 - The Mango
00:19:28 They're next to the fins.
00:19:29 You got my cards?
00:19:31 They're next to the poker chips.
S05E02 - The Puffy Shirt
00:08:07 Hand modeling?
00:08:10 Here's my card.
00:08:12 Why don't you, uh, give me a call?
S05E05 - The Bris
00:14:07 I'll get you through it.
00:14:09 I'm a cardiologist.
00:14:10 I think I'll manage.
00:19:34 No one ruins it for me! No one!
00:19:36 Here's my card.
00:19:38 KRAMER: Get out of my way!
S05E10 - The Cigar Store Indian
00:07:14 It's a cigar-store Indian.
00:07:19 Read the card.
00:07:25 That's very nice. Thank you very much.
S05E14 - The Marine Biologist
00:02:42 Yeah.
00:02:43 What, you mean, like postcards and--?
00:02:44 No. Anything.
S05E18E19 - The Raincoats
00:03:02 for an undetermined amount of time.
00:03:04 Then all I have to do is buy some postcards
00:03:06 and have your parents mail them from Paris.
00:11:10 I'll be leaving for Paris in two days and...
00:11:13 I will send you a postcard when I get there.
00:11:17 Paris, huh?
00:11:33 Like I said, uh,
00:11:35 you'll be getting a postcard in a few days.
00:11:37 And again, I'm sorry.
00:11:59 Gee. What a coincidence. Yeah.
00:12:04 And you'll send me a postcard.
00:12:09 Helen really seemed to respond to Renoir.
00:18:39 So I figure as long as they're going--
00:18:42 You thought as long as they're mailing postcards,
00:18:45 it wouldn't be too much to ask my parents
00:18:53 If you think it's too much,
00:18:54 they don't have to mail the postcards.
00:18:59 So, where's he taking you?
00:35:52 I go in the Big Brothers' Hall of Fame.
00:35:54 I mail my own postcards.
00:35:56 You know, I'm paying for these tickets.
S05E22 - The Opposite
00:11:24 What is all this?
00:11:25 Oh, I played cards last night.
00:11:26 Oh, yeah? How'd you do?
S06E03 - The Pledge Drive
00:00:03 There's something insincere about these greeting cards
00:00:05 that we send to each other all the time.
00:00:23 I think the same thing."
00:00:25 Wouldn't it be better if we just had one card
00:00:27 that covered every occasion for everybody in one shot?
00:01:16 Oh.
00:01:19 Ooh, who sent you a card?
00:01:21 -I don't know. -Open it.
00:01:29 Isn't that cute?
00:01:31 A thank-you card from kristin.
00:01:32 Here, let me see.
00:04:36 Oh, I know you are.
00:04:39 -You got the card I sent? -I did.
00:04:41 So where is it?
00:04:42 What?
00:04:44 The card?
00:04:49 Is this it, in the trash?
00:04:54 No.
00:04:57 This is my card.
00:04:58 You threw it away?
00:04:59 Well--
00:05:00 I put a lot of thought into this card.
00:05:03 You signed your name and addressed the envelope.
00:05:13 I gotta get back to the office.
00:05:14 Why? Because I threw the card out?
00:05:16 How long was I supposed to save it?
00:05:21 Really, I'm sentimental.
00:05:23 Here, look. Here's some cards I've saved.
00:05:25 These are birthday cards from my grandmother.
00:05:23 Here, look. Here's some cards I've saved.
00:05:25 These are birthday cards from my grandmother.
00:05:27 See, I'm not a bad guy.
00:05:27 See, I'm not a bad guy.
00:05:28 You save her cards but not mine.
00:05:30 Oh, great.
00:05:37 I'll see you at the pledge drive, okay?
00:05:40 Well... New cards, huh?
00:05:42 No, they're old cards from my grandmother.
00:05:40 Well... New cards, huh?
00:05:42 No, they're old cards from my grandmother.
00:05:45 Well, I'll tell you, a nice greeting card
00:05:42 No, they're old cards from my grandmother.
00:05:45 Well, I'll tell you, a nice greeting card
00:05:48 can really lift a person's spirits.
00:05:53 Oh. Ooh. A check?
00:05:56 She puts $10 in every card for my birthday.
00:05:58 That's why I save them.
00:06:21 All right, all right, I'll cash the checks.
00:06:27 It was a thank-you card from kristin
00:06:29 because I'm doing the pbs drive.
00:21:50 Stop the show.
00:21:57 I got another card from kristin,
00:22:00 not quite as chipper as the first one.
S06E17 - The Kiss Hello
00:02:50 Oh. Okay.
00:02:51 Here, let me give you my card.
00:02:53 Oh, thank you.
00:18:49 After I take care of the people that are civil to each other.
00:18:56 Yeah, she's upstairs, playing cards.
00:18:58 You know, she really doesn't belong here.
S06E19 - The Jimmy
00:01:58 Moving to Manhattan... set Jimmy back a bit.
00:02:03 Hey, listen. Let me give you my card.
00:02:04 It's got my home number on it.
S06E20 - The Doodle
00:02:02 Oh, man, did you see that?
00:02:04 I ate discarded food.
00:02:07 Well, I've done that.
S06E21 - The Fusilli Jerry
00:02:56 He worked on this kid from Guatemala with no nose...
00:02:59 turned him into Ricardo Montalban.
00:03:01 Hey, Kramer, what are you doing Tuesday?
S06E23 - The Face Painter
00:00:44 Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime?
00:00:50 It's just paper on a cardboard roll. That's it.
00:00:53 And in 10,000 years, it will still be exactly the same...
S07E04 - The Wink
00:05:17 What is this?
00:05:19 A birthday card.
00:05:21 Signed by the entire Yankee organization?
00:05:30 Hello.
00:05:31 You got that birthday card?
00:05:34 Birthday card?
00:05:31 You got that birthday card?
00:05:34 Birthday card?
00:05:35 Mr. Steinbrenner's birthday card.
00:05:34 Birthday card?
00:05:35 Mr. Steinbrenner's birthday card.
00:05:37 Wilhelm said you'd have it for me to sign.
00:08:03 Costanza, you may be my only friend around here.
00:08:05 You got that birthday card?
00:08:06 Uh, not yet.
00:09:26 Stubs gave me $200
00:09:28 for the autographed birthday card inside.
00:09:31 Who told you to sell the card?
00:09:28 for the autographed birthday card inside.
00:09:31 Who told you to sell the card?
00:09:33 You did.
00:09:44 It's like acid!
00:09:46 I need that card. It's Mr. Steinbrenner's.
00:09:48 I was responsible.
00:10:31 Yes.
00:10:32 Well, I heard that you have a very special birthday card
00:10:36 with all the Yankee autographs on it.
00:10:44 Bobby, what if I told you that a very important person
00:10:48 at the New York Yankees needed this card back?
00:10:51 Oh, no.
00:10:51 Oh, no.
00:10:52 I'd never part with this card for anything in the world.
00:10:55 Well, uh, Bobby, uh...
00:11:16 Get out of this bed one day and walk again.
00:11:18 That would be nice, but I really just need the card.
00:11:25 What about this candelabra?
00:19:20 Come on, Bobby. Bobby, that's just as good!
00:19:23 You're not taking that card!
00:19:24 Bobby, we had a deal.
00:20:04 but in today's modern world, it just doesn't seem relevant.
00:20:09 I still want to know what happened to that birthday card.
00:20:12 Morgan, did you ever sign it?
00:20:15 That's right, I didn't.
00:20:17 I take full responsibility for the card not being here. I--
00:20:19 Hey, I got it.