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| 00:00:21 | There are people trying to find us. They don't know where we are. |
| 00:00:25 | "Did you re...? l can't find him. Where did he go? |
| 00:00:27 | He didn't tell me where he was going. He must have gone out." |
| 00:01:42 | It's very challenging work. |
| 00:01:46 | Can you relax? lt's a cup of coffee. |
| 00:01:48 | - Claire's a professional waitress. - Trust me, George. |
| 00:05:03 | - What? - Laura. |
| 00:05:05 | I can't believe... We already discussed this. |
| 00:05:08 | Yeah, but how could you be so sure? |
| 00:05:29 | You don't even know what hotel she's staying at. |
| 00:05:32 | You can't call her. That's a signal, Jerry. |
| 00:05:34 | That's a signal. Signal. |
| 00:06:01 | The machine is working. lt knows what it's doing. Just let it finish. |
| 00:06:04 | - You're gonna overdry it. - You can't overdry. |
| 00:06:07 | - Why not? - Same reason you can't overwet. |
| 00:06:04 | - You're gonna overdry it. - You can't overdry. |
| 00:06:07 | - Why not? - Same reason you can't overwet. |
| 00:06:10 | You see, once something is wet, it's wet. |
| 00:06:20 | You're not gonna die again. You're already dead. |
| 00:06:23 | You can't "overdie", you can't "overdry". |
| 00:06:28 | Any questions? |
| 00:10:36 | - When you're done, let me know. - Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:10:38 | You can have it tomorrow. |
| 00:10:41 | I thought l wasn't allowed to be in here this weekend. |
| 00:10:57 | I don't think so. |
| 00:10:59 | No, l can be very persuasive. |
| 00:11:01 | You know that l was almost a lawyer? |
| 00:12:20 | Drop it down. Your end's gotta come down." |
| 00:12:22 | You know, l can't believe you're bringing in an extra bed... |
| 00:12:25 | for a woman that wants to sleep with you. |
| 00:12:47 | Would it be terribly inconvenient if she stayed at my place? |
| 00:12:51 | You can't be serious. |
| 00:12:53 | This is New York City. There must be 11 million decent hotel rooms. |
| 00:13:33 | It's not how to score on spring break. |
| 00:13:35 | Can we go? l'm double-parked. I'm gonna get a ticket. |
| 00:13:38 | Yeah, okay. Wait a second. I forgot to clean the bathroom. |
| 00:17:26 | - How are you? - This is Laura. |
| 00:17:28 | - Sure, Laura, sure. - I can't believe you're here. |
| 00:17:34 | - Get the bags. - Yeah, sure, the bags. |
| 00:17:59 | So make yourself at home. |
| 00:18:19 | So can l get you anything? |
| 00:18:22 | Bread, water... |
| 00:20:21 | You're engaged? |
| 00:20:23 | You know, l can't believe it myself sometimes. |
| 00:20:25 | You have to start thinking in terms of "we." |
| 00:20:34 | You'd really like him. |
| 00:20:36 | - I can't wait to get on that boat. - Me too. |
| 00:20:41 | I swear, l have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. |
| 00:00:27 | you know, because they write out so many checks. |
| 00:00:30 | The keys, they can never find in their purse. |
| 00:00:32 | They don't know where that is. |
| 00:03:23 | Why does he do that? |
| 00:03:24 | Doesn't think anyone can tell. |
| 00:03:30 | So, come on. Do we have a deal? |
| 00:04:34 | Why don't you relax and take your jacket off? |
| 00:04:36 | Oh, I can't. I have a tendency to get chilly. |
| 00:04:39 | How masculine. |
| 00:04:56 | Gotta be a boyfriend. She's too good to be alone. |
| 00:04:59 | What's the difference? I can't maneuver anyway, with Elaine next to me. |
| 00:05:02 | How do you know Pamela? |
| 00:05:43 | How do you like that? |
| 00:05:45 | Can I turn now? Is this over? |
| 00:05:48 | No, I can't, I can't. I'm stuck. |
| 00:05:45 | Can I turn now? Is this over? |
| 00:05:48 | No, I can't, I can't. I'm stuck. |
| 00:05:52 | Jerry, are you listening to me? |
| 00:06:36 | Bye. |
| 00:06:38 | I can't believe it. I've got nothing. |
| 00:06:40 | I don't even know her name. |
| 00:09:22 | No, the only one I could ask is Elaine. |
| 00:09:24 | I can't ask her. |
| 00:09:25 | Why not? |
| 00:10:19 | Oh, she is. She absolutely is. |
| 00:10:21 | I can see if there was a weight problem... |
| 00:10:23 | No, it's not that. |
| 00:10:25 | It wasn't all one-sided. |
| 00:10:27 | You know, you can't be so particular. |
| 00:10:29 | Nobody's perfect. |
| 00:11:01 | So ask Elaine there for the number. |
| 00:11:03 | I can't. She'll get upset. |
| 00:11:05 | I never talk about other women with her, |
| 00:14:22 | Corevelay. |
| 00:14:23 | Let me be the architect. I can do it. I can do it. |
| 00:14:26 | Hey, hey, uh... |
| 00:15:17 | I thought engineers do that. |
| 00:15:19 | They can. |
| 00:15:22 | I'm sorry you had to leave so early the other night. |
| 00:16:08 | Wait, I just wanna see something. |
| 00:16:09 | You can't look in there. We're playing. |
| 00:16:14 | -Hi. -Hi. |
| 00:16:22 | Will you challenge it? |
| 00:16:23 | Ma, you can't look up words in the dictionary. |
| 00:16:26 | Dad, she's cheating. |
| 00:17:36 | Who am I, Rich Little? |
| 00:17:39 | Well, she can't be too mad. |
| 00:17:42 | She's still coming to the wedding. |
| 00:02:16 | No meat, no leftovers, no butter. |
| 00:02:20 | And I cannot overstate this: |
| 00:02:22 | No soft cheeses of any kind. |
| 00:04:07 | You have no hot water. |
| 00:04:09 | You can't have soft cheese. |
| 00:04:11 | Let's not forget the radiator. |
| 00:04:11 | Let's not forget the radiator. |
| 00:04:12 | The steam's been on for 10 years. No human can turn this off. |
| 00:04:17 | Jerry, come on. You're doing okay now. |
| 00:04:32 | Jerry, you wanna see the place or not? |
| 00:04:34 | I can't think about it now. I'm going to Minneapolis. |
| 00:04:37 | I got four shows this weekend. |
| 00:06:31 | - You have insurance, right, buddy? - No. |
| 00:06:34 | How can you not have insurance? |
| 00:06:36 | Because I spent my money on the Clapco D-29. |
| 00:09:32 | "Did you lose a Sony? It could be The Penguin. |
| 00:09:37 | I think we can round him up. |
| 00:09:39 | He's dressed like a penguin. |
| 00:09:39 | He's dressed like a penguin. |
| 00:09:42 | We can find him. He's a penguin." |
| 00:09:54 | Well, come on. |
| 00:10:27 | - There's a garden. - A garden? |
| 00:10:29 | I can't believe there's a garden. |
| 00:10:32 | - Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener. |
| 00:10:29 | I can't believe there's a garden. |
| 00:10:32 | - Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener. |
| 00:10:35 | - You tip him? - You can. |
| 00:10:32 | - Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener. |
| 00:10:35 | - You tip him? - You can. |
| 00:10:37 | You don't tip a gardener. |
| 00:10:37 | You don't tip a gardener. |
| 00:10:39 | - You can tip a gardener. - You don't need a gardener. |
| 00:10:43 | Jerry, you can barbecue back here. |
| 00:10:39 | - You can tip a gardener. - You don't need a gardener. |
| 00:10:43 | Jerry, you can barbecue back here. |
| 00:10:45 | They deliver the coal? |
| 00:11:06 | Look at this. I'm walking in it. It's a walk-in. |
| 00:11:10 | Can you believe it? I'm nuts about this. What do you think? |
| 00:11:17 | I like that. |
| 00:14:13 | in which you didn't want it, I might take it. |
| 00:14:16 | - So take it. - How can I take it? |
| 00:14:18 | - How can I take it? - It's your apartment. |
| 00:14:16 | - So take it. - How can I take it? |
| 00:14:18 | - How can I take it? - It's your apartment. |
| 00:14:20 | How can I want it now, if you want it? |
| 00:14:18 | - How can I take it? - It's your apartment. |
| 00:14:20 | How can I want it now, if you want it? |
| 00:14:22 | Excuse me. I don't mean to cause any trouble... |
| 00:14:22 | Excuse me. I don't mean to cause any trouble... |
| 00:14:25 | but, George, if you take it, can I take your place? |
| 00:14:30 | Yes, but I am not taking it. |
| 00:15:10 | - Tails. - No, it hit the table. |
| 00:15:12 | - So what? - Interference. You can't count that. |
| 00:15:16 | Come on, are you crazy? The coin cannot touch anything. |
| 00:15:12 | - So what? - Interference. You can't count that. |
| 00:15:16 | Come on, are you crazy? The coin cannot touch anything. |
| 00:15:19 | - It affects it. - You didn't call "no interference." |
| 00:18:01 | And the other kid knows he's got nothing to say. |
| 00:18:04 | "He called it. What can I do?" |
| 00:18:06 | If there was a kid court of law, it holds up. |
| 00:18:40 | - What are you getting? - I don't know. |
| 00:18:42 | What can you eat? You can't have anything anymore. |
| 00:18:45 | Look at this, look at this. Eggs, out. Coffee, out. |
| 00:18:57 | I'm sitting there with a carrot. |
| 00:18:59 | They're closing in on 100, I'm saying to them, "How can you eat that stuff?" |
| 00:19:08 | I'm so sick about losing that choose. You don't know. I... |
| 00:19:11 | All right. Forget it. Forget it. I'm not taking the place. |
| 00:19:15 | - What? - How can I live there? |
| 00:19:17 | - Why not? - You're still thinking about it. |
| 00:19:20 | - I'll never feel comfortable. - Oh, get out of here. |
| 00:19:22 | How can I ever have you over? You'll sit there moping. |
| 00:19:26 | - I won't mope. - You're already moping. |
| 00:19:43 | All right, then, just get rid of it. You won't have any problem. |
| 00:19:46 | No, it's not a problem. I can get rid of the apartment this afternoon. |
| 00:19:50 | What apartment? |
| 00:20:13 | She wanted to thank us for the apartment. |
| 00:20:18 | I can't believe I lost the deposit on that U-Haul... |
| 00:20:22 | and I threw out my couch. |
| 00:20:52 | You don't know how grateful I am. |
| 00:20:55 | If there's anything I can do to repay you... |
| 00:20:57 | - We're just so thrilled with this place. - It's a dream. |
| 00:21:20 | This is my new next-door neighbour, Diane. |
| 00:21:23 | These are the guys who turned this place down. Can you believe it? |
| 00:21:28 | Diane gave me the greatest back rub today. She's a masseuse. |
| 00:22:17 | Really? What about your apartment? |
| 00:22:18 | What can I do? I'll give it up. |
| 00:22:21 | What's the rent? |
| 00:01:13 | They cut those little holes for us |
| 00:01:14 | so we can see what the hell is going on... |
| 00:01:18 | but if they don't cut those holes, |
| 00:02:00 | I like you. I don't tell you. |
| 00:02:02 | We can only thank God for that. |
| 00:02:03 | (ELEVATOR DINGS) |
| 00:03:17 | It looks like your belt is digesting a small animal. |
| 00:03:20 | Oh, they got a cure for cancer. |
| 00:03:23 | See, it's all big business. |
| 00:04:12 | All right, um... |
| 00:04:14 | I'm a little busy right now. Can we talk Wednesday morning? |
| 00:04:17 | Okay. Yeah. |
| 00:05:30 | A pizza place where you make your own pie. |
| 00:05:32 | Can you conduct your business... elsewhere? |
| 00:05:34 | No, I'm talking about a whole chain of them. |
| 00:05:57 | Well, I don't understand why you spend time with this guy. |
| 00:06:00 | What can I do, break up with him? |
| 00:06:02 | Tell him, "I don't think we're right for each other." |
| 00:06:21 | The truth? |
| 00:06:26 | As a guy, I don't know how can I break up with another guy. |
| 00:06:30 | You know what I mean? I don't know how to say, |
| 00:06:31 | "Bill, I feel I need to see other men." |
| 00:06:35 | You know what I mean? There is nothing I can do. |
| 00:06:37 | I have to wait for someone to die. |
| 00:06:45 | See, the great thing about guys |
| 00:06:47 | is that we can become friends based on almost nothing. |
| 00:06:51 | Just two guys will just become friends |
| 00:08:32 | Unbelievable. |
| 00:08:37 | How can you talk to someone like that? |
| 00:08:40 | Look, what are you saying? What, you like turkey roll? |
| 00:09:19 | We're just not... suited to be friends. |
| 00:09:23 | How can you say that? |
| 00:09:24 | Look, you're a nice guy. |
| 00:09:43 | No, it's not that. |
| 00:09:45 | You're one of the f... few people I can talk to. |
| 00:09:49 | Look, come on, that's not true. |
| 00:10:05 | Best friend? I've never been to your apartment. |
| 00:10:07 | I cannot believe that this is happening! |
| 00:10:09 | I can't believe it! |
| 00:10:07 | I cannot believe that this is happening! |
| 00:10:09 | I can't believe it! |
| 00:10:11 | Okay, okay, forget it. It's okay. I didn't mean it. |
| 00:10:21 | Look, just... |
| 00:10:22 | Can we just forget the whole thing ever happened? |
| 00:10:24 | I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I took it out on you. |
| 00:13:30 | You didn't see him. It was horrible. |
| 00:13:32 | Oh, come on, Jerry! I can't believe this! |
| 00:13:34 | -I had to do it. -Oh, please. |
| 00:13:34 | -I had to do it. -Oh, please. |
| 00:13:36 | Can you change this into bills? |
| 00:13:39 | I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that. |
| 00:13:36 | Can you change this into bills? |
| 00:13:39 | I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that. |
| 00:13:41 | You want to go with him? You go. I don't mind. |
| 00:13:47 | Look, they did this for me before! |
| 00:13:49 | Look, I can give you these, |
| 00:13:50 | and you can roll them yourself. |
| 00:13:49 | Look, I can give you these, |
| 00:13:50 | and you can roll them yourself. |
| 00:13:52 | You want me to roll 6000 of these? |
| 00:14:34 | What? |
| 00:14:35 | Can I make it up to you? |
| 00:14:37 | I'll give you 50 bucks for the jug. |
| 00:15:00 | and I'll just make up some excuse |
| 00:15:02 | why I can't go to the game either. |
| 00:15:05 | Wait a minute. Wait a minute. |
| 00:15:08 | why don't you tell him that you lost both of the tickets. |
| 00:15:10 | Then we can go. |
| 00:15:12 | George, the man wept. |
| 00:15:41 | You know, you have to know how to do that. |
| 00:15:43 | You can't have people shoving their arms |
| 00:15:45 | into a 600-degree oven! |
| 00:16:00 | With all due respect. What? |
| 00:16:02 | I just never-- I can't imagine anyone, |
| 00:16:06 | in any walk of life, under any circumstance, |
| 00:16:37 | Oh, hi, Joel. Oh, you just came in. |
| 00:16:40 | Listen, uh, I can't make it to the game tonight. |
| 00:16:44 | I, uh, have to tutor my nephew. |
| 00:17:37 | What are we gonna do there, talk? |
| 00:17:40 | We can talk. |
| 00:17:42 | I'll go if I don't have to talk. |
| 00:18:25 | No, no, no, no! These are good. Listen. Listen. |
| 00:18:28 | You ran out of underwear, you can't leave the house. |
| 00:18:32 | Very funny. |
| 00:18:40 | You're Dan. |
| 00:18:43 | I'm Dan. Can I have my list back, please? |
| 00:18:46 | Here, here. |
| 00:18:49 | God, Jerry Seinfeld, |
| 00:18:50 | I cannot believe you're doing this. |
| 00:18:52 | This is absolutely infantile. |
| 00:18:56 | (SCOFFS) |
| 00:18:57 | What can I do? |
| 00:18:59 | Deal with it. Be a man. |
| 00:21:40 | Back, back. On the 14th, they play the Bulls. |
| 00:21:44 | You can't miss Air Jordan. Let's see... |
| 00:21:46 | You know, I really-- I've come to the conclusion |
| 00:02:19 | You know, I finally meet a normal man, |
| 00:02:24 | and I can't even go into his apartment, you know? |
| 00:02:26 | And of course my apartment is The Actors' Studio, |
| 00:02:26 | And of course my apartment is The Actors' Studio, |
| 00:02:29 | so we can't go there. |
| 00:02:30 | It's really causing a lot of problems, you know? |
| 00:04:41 | That's it. |
| 00:04:43 | Yeah, can I take your order? |
| 00:04:45 | I will check to the raiser. |
| 00:05:00 | is based on tuna. |
| 00:05:01 | But, Jerry, can't you incorporate one unselfish act |
| 00:05:04 | in your daily routine? |
| 00:06:41 | Really? |
| 00:06:43 | Can we go fishing up there? |
| 00:06:45 | Yeah, we can fish. What, blues, carp...marlin? |
| 00:06:43 | Can we go fishing up there? |
| 00:06:45 | Yeah, we can fish. What, blues, carp...marlin? |
| 00:06:50 | They have marlin in Vermont? |