SeinQuotes
| 00:05:00 | good karma for you. |
| 00:05:05 | Oh, baby. |
| 00:05:14 | ♪ Master of the house Doling out the charm ♪ |
| 00:07:30 | if she had to. |
| 00:07:31 | Look at this woman feeding her baby |
| 00:07:34 | greasy, disgusting, |
| 00:03:27 | I don't know what I'm gonna do. |
| 00:03:29 | She asked me to give her a baby shower. |
| 00:03:31 | Asked you? You're not gonna do that, are you? |
| 00:03:39 | For some reason, I seem to want her approval. |
| 00:03:42 | Let Maria Shriver give her a baby shower. |
| 00:03:45 | Ask not what I can do for you, ask what you can do for me. |
| 00:03:56 | I mean, what is this fascination? Who cares? It's all so boring. |
| 00:04:00 | Look, she doesn't deserve a baby shower. |
| 00:04:03 | She deserves a baby monsoon. She deserves Rosemary's baby. |
| 00:04:00 | Look, she doesn't deserve a baby shower. |
| 00:04:03 | She deserves a baby monsoon. She deserves Rosemary's baby. |
| 00:04:09 | I do have one teeny little problem, though. |
| 00:04:53 | Never said goodbye. Goodbye. |
| 00:04:57 | Explain to me how this baby shower thing works. |
| 00:05:00 | What do you want to know? |
| 00:12:17 | You gotta let me go over there. |
| 00:12:18 | What, you're gonna badger a pregnant woman at her own baby shower? |
| 00:12:22 | You're gonna take it off and make her rinse it in club soda? |
| 00:12:28 | of stale Bosco that I had to live with for three years. |
| 00:12:31 | Then I'm gonna say, "Remember this shirt, baby? Well, now... |
| 00:12:34 | it's payback time!" |
| 00:09:10 | I know! |
| 00:09:11 | When I was working, I spent, baby! |
| 00:09:16 | Yeah, I know. Champagne, limos, cigars. |
| 00:07:20 | Tell my fiance I'm looking for him. |
| 00:07:23 | I have lost my fiance, the poor baby. |
| 00:07:30 | Maybe the dingo ate your baby. |
| 00:07:23 | I have lost my fiance, the poor baby. |
| 00:07:30 | Maybe the dingo ate your baby. |
| 00:07:35 | What? |
| 00:07:35 | What? |
| 00:07:36 | The dingo ate your baby. |
| 00:07:49 | You ready? |
| 00:15:22 | You mean, you don't recognize my voice? |
| 00:15:26 | Jerry, baby! |
| 00:15:27 | Do I know you? |
| 00:15:39 | Yeah, but, it's a little slow out there. It rained last night. |
| 00:15:41 | Oh, this baby loves the slop. |
| 00:15:42 | Loves it. Eats it up. |
| 00:07:18 | I know, but I'm distracted now. |
| 00:07:20 | Oh, what are you, a baby? |
| 00:07:22 | All right, tell him. |
| 00:11:03 | She's wondering when we're gonna come over |
| 00:11:05 | and see the baby. |
| 00:11:06 | Oh, see the baby. Again with the baby. |
| 00:11:05 | and see the baby. |
| 00:11:06 | Oh, see the baby. Again with the baby. |
| 00:11:08 | Who are they? |
| 00:11:10 | Ah, this guy who used to live in the building |
| 00:11:11 | that keeps calling us to see the baby. |
| 00:11:12 | "You gotta see the baby." |
| 00:11:11 | that keeps calling us to see the baby. |
| 00:11:12 | "You gotta see the baby." |
| 00:11:14 | "When are you gonna see the baby?" |
| 00:11:12 | "You gotta see the baby." |
| 00:11:14 | "When are you gonna see the baby?" |
| 00:11:16 | Can't they just send us a tape? |
| 00:11:17 | You know, maybe if you wait a few more months, |
| 00:11:19 | it won't be a baby anymore, |
| 00:11:20 | then you won't have to see it. |
| 00:21:44 | Friday night? Nothing... now. |
| 00:21:48 | Okay, you want to come with me and see the baby? |
| 00:21:50 | Oh, fasten your seat belts. |
| 00:21:50 | Oh, fasten your seat belts. |
| 00:21:51 | We're going to see the baby. |
| 00:21:54 | If you don't see the baby now, you're never gonna see her. |
| 00:21:51 | We're going to see the baby. |
| 00:21:54 | If you don't see the baby now, you're never gonna see her. |
| 00:21:56 | All right, I'll go. |
| 00:26:12 | Jerry, I can't believe |
| 00:26:14 | it took you so long to see the baby. |
| 00:26:16 | I kept saying to Michael, |
| 00:26:16 | I kept saying to Michael, |
| 00:26:17 | "When is Jerry going to see the baby?" |
| 00:26:19 | I was saying the same thing. |
| 00:28:00 | Aw, she's gonna be all right. |
| 00:28:03 | Here, baby. Here. Here, baby. |
| 00:28:06 | Baby, baby, baby. Oh, the baby. |
| 00:28:03 | Here, baby. Here. Here, baby. |
| 00:28:06 | Baby, baby, baby. Oh, the baby. |
| 00:28:09 | My friend's got a baby. |
| 00:28:06 | Baby, baby, baby. Oh, the baby. |
| 00:28:09 | My friend's got a baby. |
| 00:28:12 | Got to see the baby. |
| 00:28:09 | My friend's got a baby. |
| 00:28:12 | Got to see the baby. |
| 00:28:14 | You've got to come over and see the baby. |
| 00:28:12 | Got to see the baby. |
| 00:28:14 | You've got to come over and see the baby. |
| 00:28:20 | Nobody ever wants you to come over |
| 00:28:47 | You know, what's tough about seeing people |
| 00:28:49 | when they have a baby |
| 00:28:51 | is that you have to match their level of enthusiasm. |
| 00:42:38 | Some of the stuff is very fragile. |
| 00:42:40 | We're gonna have to handle it like a baby. |
| 00:42:42 | Hey, no sweat. |
| 00:06:07 | We're going to pick you up in a limo. |
| 00:06:09 | That's right, baby doll. |
| 00:06:11 | And listen, when we pick you up, |
| 00:03:57 | No, no. Curly. |
| 00:03:59 | The boys played three sailors who find a baby. |
| 00:04:02 | The baby's been kidnapped, |
| 00:03:59 | The boys played three sailors who find a baby. |
| 00:04:02 | The baby's been kidnapped, |
| 00:04:03 | and the police think that they did it. |
| 00:04:16 | Really? |
| 00:04:17 | The baby's dead. |
| 00:04:18 | Really? |
| 00:04:29 | It was sad for a Three Stooges, |
| 00:04:32 | what with the dead baby |
| 00:04:33 | and the Stooges being executed and all. |
| 00:04:49 | What are you using my name for? |
| 00:04:50 | Oh, don't be a baby. What are you scared of? |
| 00:04:52 | What am I scared of? The same thing you are: Everything. |
| 00:04:46 | five times a week. Okay? |
| 00:04:48 | Ooh, baby. |
| 00:04:49 | Oh, my... |
| 00:23:12 | "Uh, yeah, hold on, honey. I got another call. |
| 00:23:15 | "Oh, hiya, baby. One second. |
| 00:23:16 | "Uh, honey, I've got to take this. |
| 00:19:29 | This is incredible! He fired her! |
| 00:19:31 | I'm out, baby! I'm out! |
| 00:19:32 | Why did he fire her? |
| 00:04:08 | ♪ Tell her I'm sorry ♪ |
| 00:04:12 | ♪ Tell her I need my baby ♪ |
| 00:04:16 | ♪ Oh ♪ |
| 00:20:54 | She double the damages. |
| 00:20:56 | Hasta la vista, baby. |
| 00:21:06 | So his friend had the mail, |
| 00:06:22 | I think you better go. |
| 00:06:23 | Oh, I'm going, baby. I'm going. |
| 00:06:27 | It's Jerry's fault. |
| 00:07:29 | Do you wanna have sex with me right now? Let's go! |
| 00:07:33 | Come on, let's go, baby! |
| 00:07:35 | Come on! |
| 00:18:07 | When she sees it, she's going to think... |
| 00:18:10 | I'm out, baby! I'm out! |
| 00:18:19 | Yeah? So? |
| 00:01:39 | ♪ You never know ♪ |
| 00:01:41 | Ooh! Baby doll. |
| 00:01:45 | Thank you, brother. |
| 00:01:34 | You gotta get them something for that. |
| 00:01:35 | Then a baby, there's another present. |
| 00:01:38 | Then the baby starts getting their presents. |
| 00:01:35 | Then a baby, there's another present. |
| 00:01:38 | Then the baby starts getting their presents. |
| 00:01:39 | I don't even like Drake. |
| 00:06:30 | - You're rooting for a tumor. - You'd better go. |
| 00:06:33 | I'm going, baby. I'm going! |
| 00:06:36 | - Where? - Right here. |
| 00:39:55 | You ever notice a lot of butlers are named Jeeves? |
| 00:40:00 | You know, I think when you... When you name a baby Jeeves... |
| 00:40:05 | ...you've pretty much mapped out his future, wouldn't you say? |
| 00:12:54 | I'm sorry too. |
| 00:12:55 | Well, stop being such a baby. |
| 00:12:57 | You're a baby! |
| 00:12:55 | Well, stop being such a baby. |
| 00:12:57 | You're a baby! |
| 00:12:58 | You're a baby! |
| 00:12:57 | You're a baby! |
| 00:12:58 | You're a baby! |
| 00:13:06 | It's all your fault! |
| 00:18:53 | Hi, George. |
| 00:18:54 | I'm back, baby! I'm back! |
| 00:18:59 | Want some mango? |
| 00:07:26 | Forget that. |
| 00:07:27 | Myra had the baby! |
| 00:07:29 | Oh, my god! That's wonderful! |
| 00:07:59 | Well, see right here? |
| 00:08:01 | You wrote, "Myra had the baby," |
| 00:08:02 | but you didn't use an exclamation point. |
| 00:08:14 | Well, I mean, |
| 00:08:16 | if one of your close friends had a baby, |
| 00:08:18 | and I left you a message about it, |
| 00:08:24 | as haphazardly as you do. |
| 00:08:27 | You don't think that someone having a baby |
| 00:08:30 | warrants an exclamation point? |
| 00:08:38 | I just thought that you'd be a little more excited, |
| 00:08:40 | about a friend of mine having a baby. |
| 00:08:43 | Okay, I'm excited. |
| 00:00:46 | (♪♪) |
| 00:00:50 | And then a baby's head comes out, and I'm screaming, |
| 00:00:53 | and my brother, who's videotaping the whole thing, |
| 00:02:01 | George. |
| 00:02:05 | Maybe the baby would like to see the spot. |
| 00:02:07 | A positive, uplifting message to start his life out with, huh? |
| 00:05:03 | Any idiot can find a mohel. |
| 00:05:04 | I have to hold the baby while they do it! |
| 00:05:07 | That's a tough job! How would you like that? |
| 00:06:38 | Yeah? So? |
| 00:06:40 | Pig-man, baby. Pig-man! |
| 00:06:43 | If I have to hear about this pig-man one more time-- |
| 00:14:51 | We're here to perform the mitzvah of the bris. |
| 00:14:53 | (BABY CRYING) |
| 00:14:56 | Is the baby going to cry like that? |
| 00:14:53 | (BABY CRYING) |
| 00:14:56 | Is the baby going to cry like that? |
| 00:14:57 | The baby cries with that loud, sustained squealing cry? |
| 00:14:56 | Is the baby going to cry like that? |
| 00:14:57 | The baby cries with that loud, sustained squealing cry? |
| 00:15:01 | 'Cause that could pose a problem. |
| 00:15:04 | Because this would be the time to exercise it, |
| 00:15:06 | when baby is crying in the high-pitched squealing tone |
| 00:15:09 | that can drive you insane! |
| 00:16:25 | He's very highly recommended, so... |
| 00:16:27 | You're holding the baby? |
| 00:16:29 | No, no! |
| 00:16:29 | No, no! |
| 00:16:31 | Hello? Who's holding the baby? |
| 00:16:32 | Who's holding the baby? |
| 00:16:31 | Hello? Who's holding the baby? |
| 00:16:32 | Who's holding the baby? |
| 00:16:33 | Jerry is. Jerry, do you wanna--? |
| 00:16:33 | Jerry is. Jerry, do you wanna--? |
| 00:16:35 | Yeah. I'm holding the baby. |
| 00:16:36 | Okay, go. |
| 00:16:40 | Don't push me! |
| 00:16:41 | Okay, you sit there. Now I need the baby. |
| 00:16:43 | Bring me the baby. I need the baby! |
| 00:16:41 | Okay, you sit there. Now I need the baby. |
| 00:16:43 | Bring me the baby. I need the baby! |
| 00:16:47 | No, I'm not going to let you! |
| 00:18:02 | Will you be careful? You're getting blood all over the car! |
| 00:18:03 | What about the baby? |
| 00:18:05 | Oh, the baby's fine. They just took him |
| 00:18:03 | What about the baby? |
| 00:18:05 | Oh, the baby's fine. They just took him |
| 00:18:06 | to the hospital as a precautionary measure. |
| 00:19:21 | Ah! Blood! |
| 00:19:23 | Oh, How's the baby? |
| 00:19:25 | There's nothing wrong with the baby. |
| 00:19:23 | Oh, How's the baby? |
| 00:19:25 | There's nothing wrong with the baby. |
| 00:19:26 | The circumcision went fine. |
| 00:19:26 | The circumcision went fine. |
| 00:19:28 | Thank God the flincher didn't harm the baby! |
| 00:19:31 | I'll get you for this! |
| 00:08:35 | You don't see too many guys your age |
| 00:08:37 | who keep baby pictures of themselves around. |
| 00:08:39 | (CHUCKLES) |
| 00:06:25 | Do you remember? |
| 00:06:26 | We met at Linda van Brak's baby shower. |
| 00:06:28 | I'm on my way over there right now. |
| 00:22:27 | This is Golden Boy's son... |
| 00:22:30 | Baby Blue. |
| 00:22:33 | What's with you? |
| 00:02:06 | Well, I don't know about gold. |
| 00:02:08 | Oh, that's gold, baby. |
| 00:02:10 | Baby? What? Are you doing George now? |
| 00:02:08 | Oh, that's gold, baby. |
| 00:02:10 | Baby? What? Are you doing George now? |
| 00:02:12 | Hey, I was saying "baby" way before George. |
| 00:02:10 | Baby? What? Are you doing George now? |
| 00:02:12 | Hey, I was saying "baby" way before George. |
| 00:02:15 | Well, I don't know. Don't ask me any more questions about jokes. |
| 00:14:22 | This is unprecedented. |
| 00:14:23 | There's no precedent, baby. |
| 00:14:28 | What, you're using my "babies" now? |
| 00:00:55 | You sure we're making the right move? |
| 00:00:57 | We gotta see the new baby. At least we'll get a weekend in the Hamptons. |
| 00:01:00 | - Didn't they just have a baby? - That was two years ago. |
| 00:00:57 | We gotta see the new baby. At least we'll get a weekend in the Hamptons. |
| 00:01:00 | - Didn't they just have a baby? - That was two years ago. |
| 00:01:03 | Remember? "Jerry, you gotta see the baby. |
| 00:01:00 | - Didn't they just have a baby? - That was two years ago. |
| 00:01:03 | Remember? "Jerry, you gotta see the baby. |
| 00:01:06 | You gotta see the baby." |
| 00:01:03 | Remember? "Jerry, you gotta see the baby. |
| 00:01:06 | You gotta see the baby." |
| 00:01:09 | Is it possible they're just having babies to get people to visit them? |
| 00:03:31 | You know why? One word: Shade. |
| 00:03:34 | So when are we gonna see this baby? When is this momentous event? |
| 00:03:37 | He's taking a nap or something. |
| 00:04:06 | Nice rack. |
| 00:04:08 | Come on, you guys. You can come and see the baby now. |
| 00:04:12 | - Oh, in a minute, Carol. - Yeah, we're gonna be right up. |
| 00:05:06 | Adam, Jerry and Elaine are here. |
| 00:05:11 | Where is the cute little snuggly baby? |
| 00:05:14 | - Isn't he gorgeous? - Oh, he's... |
| 00:05:31 | Michael, shut the door. You're letting bugs in. |
| 00:06:12 | Is it me or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen? |
| 00:06:19 | I couldn't look. |
| 00:07:15 | Pretty gorgeous. |
| 00:07:17 | - Elaine, do you have children? - Me? No, but I'd love to have a baby. |
| 00:07:22 | I mean, I can't wait to have a baby. I'm just dying to have a baby. |
| 00:07:17 | - Elaine, do you have children? - Me? No, but I'd love to have a baby. |
| 00:07:22 | I mean, I can't wait to have a baby. I'm just dying to have a baby. |
| 00:07:26 | A beautiful woman like you should. You're quite breathtaking. |
| 00:10:56 | I've never been called breathtaking either. |
| 00:10:59 | I mean, if he thinks that that baby is breathtaking... |
| 00:11:03 | then who's not breathtaking? |