Buy me a cafe latte

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S01E01 - The Seinfeld Chronicles
00:05:53 Iisten, your stuff has to be done by now.
00:05:56 Why don't you just see if it's dry.
00:05:57 No, no, no. Don't interrupt the cycle.
00:12:25 for a woman that wants to sleep with you.
00:12:27 Why don't you bring in an extra guy too.
00:12:31 Look, it's a very awkward situation.
00:18:51 for me to stay here tomorrow night too?
00:18:55 Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah, why don't you stay.
00:18:58 Yeah.
S01E02 - The Stakeout
00:04:31 JERRY: Uh-oh, what do we have here?
00:04:34 Why don't you relax and take your jacket off?
00:04:36 Oh, I can't. I have a tendency to get chilly.
00:09:17 and I know where she works, but I don't know her name.
00:09:20 So why don't you ask someone who was at the party?
00:09:22 No, the only one I could ask is Elaine.
S01E03 - The Robbery
00:03:10 She's gonna get it, right in the...
00:03:13 Why don't you just kick her out.
00:03:15 She's on the lease. George, you have got to find another place for me.
S01E04 - Male Un-Bonding
00:08:23 How do you know for sure?
00:08:24 Look, why don't you do me a favor.
00:08:26 Why don't you go in the back and find out, okay?
00:08:24 Look, why don't you do me a favor.
00:08:26 Why don't you go in the back and find out, okay?
00:08:32 Unbelievable.
00:15:06 As long as you're gonna lie to the guy,
00:15:08 why don't you tell him that you lost both of the tickets.
00:15:10 Then we can go.
00:20:45 How about next Tuesday night,
00:20:47 and why don't you come along?
00:20:48 Oh, no, no, Tuesday's no... good
S01E05 - The Stock Tip
00:02:56 That's a dating decathlon.
00:02:59 Hey, why don't you take her to that place in Vermont I was telling you about?
00:03:02 You know, that really charming place
S02E01 - The Ex-Girlfriend
00:19:38 I was trying to make a point.
00:19:40 Why don't you make a point with your own doctor?
00:19:43 What's wrong?
00:21:56 You got a big cleaver, just lopping their heads off? Sounds great.
00:22:00 Listen, why don't you shower up...
00:22:03 ...and we'll get some burgers and catch a movie."
S02E03 - The Jacket
00:18:25 It's only five blocks.
00:18:27 Why don't you turn it inside out?
00:18:29 Inside out. Great.
S02E04 - The Phone Message
00:01:24 I tell Lloyd the whole story.
00:01:26 He says, "So why don't you call her?"
00:01:28 I says, "I can't." I couldn't do it right then.
00:19:27 The bathroom's down the hall to the right.
00:19:30 Uh, you know, why don't you go first?
00:19:33 You just had a long trip.
S02E05 - The Apartment
00:13:44 Then you come in.
00:13:45 "Why don't you loan her the 5000?
00:13:47 "What do you care? You got 5000.
S02E06 - The Statue
00:03:25 -You numbskulls. -Geez.
00:03:29 Why don't you just settle it like mature adults?
00:03:32 Potato man. No, no, no.
00:12:57 What, are you gonna go fight him?
00:12:58 Why don't you just forget it.
00:13:03 No. No.
S02E07 - The Revenge
00:02:16 All right, I'm leaving. I'm going to the laundry.
00:02:18 Why don't you use the machines down in the basement?
00:02:21 Fluff and fold, the only way to live.
S02E11 - The Chinese Restaurant
00:20:53 - You're not Cartwright. - Of course I'm not Cartwright!
00:20:58 Why don't you two go to the movies by yourselves. I'm not in the mood.
00:21:02 Well, me either. I'm going to Sky Burger.
S02E12 - The Busboy
00:04:45 in the kitchens at the comedy clubs.
00:04:47 Why don't you try to get him another job?
00:04:48 I'd love to,
00:20:30 You almost knocked my head off.
00:20:32 Hey, why don't you
00:20:33 watch where you're going, okay?
S03E01 - The Note
00:02:47 -I'm in the middle of a story. -Oh, okay, go ahead.
00:02:49 Why don't you ever go shopping?
00:02:51 It's not like it's a really funny story or anything.
00:06:15 Oh, boy.
00:06:17 You know, why don't you open those pants.
00:06:19 It's gonna be a lot easier that way.
S03E03 - The Pen
00:01:58 God, it's so hot in here.
00:02:02 Why don't you put on the air conditioning?
00:02:04 You don't need the air conditioner.
00:10:12 No, we'll stay in there.
00:10:14 Why don't you get a new sofa?
00:10:15 Nobody uses it.
S03E04 - The Dog
00:00:19 Now my question is, if you can go faster
00:00:22 why don't you just go as fast as you can
00:00:25 all the time?
00:08:46 I must have been out of my mind. Look at you.
00:08:51 Why don't you do something with your life?
00:08:54 You sit around here all day.
00:14:35 I don't know, regular human time.
00:14:38 Why don't you wait and go at the movies?
00:14:43 Why shouldn't I go here?
S03E05 - The Library
00:12:32 I never should have come here.
00:12:35 Ooh. Why don't you leave?
00:12:41 I can't.
S03E06 - The Parking Garage
00:04:01 I really have to go to the bathroom.
00:04:05 Why don't you just go behind one of these cars?
00:04:08 Why? There's nobody around.
00:06:37 Hey, hey, is that really necessary?
00:06:40 Why don't you mind your own business?
00:06:42 Well, I think hitting a defenseless child is my business.
00:08:38 How does my bladder know I'm in a department store?
00:08:41 Why don't you just go?
00:08:43 No, I can't.
00:12:29 That's right.
00:12:30 But why don't you want to?
00:12:33 I don't know.
00:14:00 Hey, I have to go to the bathroom.
00:14:02 Why don't you just go?
00:14:04 What, here?
S03E09 - The Nose Job
00:01:39 You know what the crop circles are?
00:01:41 Crop circles? Why don't you buy something?
00:01:43 You got something in your teeth there.
00:04:21 Peter Von Nostrand.
00:04:22 Why don't you just commit yourself already?
00:04:26 Wh-what is so special about this jacket?
S03E12 - The Red Dot
00:12:15 If I was saying something, I would have said it.
00:12:16 Why don't you say it?
00:12:16 I said it.
S03E13 - The Subway
00:10:17 Ummm...
00:10:19 Hey, why don't you, uh...?
00:10:21 Oh, nothing.
00:10:22 No, no. What, what?
00:10:24 Well, I was going to say, "Why don't you get off with me?"
00:10:26 But you're obviously very busy,
S03E14 - The Pez Dispenser
00:11:07 So Kramer says to Richie,
00:11:09 "Why don't you dump the bucket of Gatorade
00:11:11 on Marty Benson's head?"
00:12:57 Tell me about it.
00:12:59 Why don't you call Steve D'Giff?
00:13:00 He works in the marketing department
00:14:05 I need hand! I have no hand!
00:14:07 Why don't you break up with her?
00:14:08 What?
S03E15 - The Suicide
00:14:09 Yeah, all right, all right.
00:14:17 Why don't you just eat fruit?
00:14:18 Fruit makes me incontinent.
00:16:07 He can't hear you, you idiot.
00:16:09 Why don't you just buy another one.
00:16:12 Why would I buy another one when I spent 100 bucks on this one?
00:19:16 I'm sure she'll be right back.
00:19:19 Sweetheart, why don't you run and get a nurse for Mommy.
00:19:22 I was just curious. The other day
S03E17E18 - The Boyfriend
00:06:27 Takes two minutes. How can you be too busy?
00:06:30 Why don't you just go ahead and call him?
00:06:32 Well, I can't call here. It's a coffee shop.
S03E19 - The Limo
00:01:03 It's right by the escalator.
00:01:06 Why don't you just look at your watch?
00:01:08 I told you, it's right over there.
00:01:27 I just got here. My car broke down on the Belt Parkway.
00:01:30 I can't believe-- Why don't you get rid of that piece of junk?
00:01:32 One mile from the exit, it starts shaking,
S03E21 - The Letter
00:01:02 I want you to do.
00:01:03 Well, why don't you take your clothes off.
00:01:07 I don't know. I don't think Jerry would like that.
00:11:18 with people I was friends with.
00:11:21 Hey, why don't you just go, then?
00:11:24 Oh, and give this to George.
S03E22 - The Parking Space
00:16:30 Oh, right.
00:16:31 Why don't you start taking the bus?
00:16:33 Okay, George, come on.
00:16:42 It's my space.
00:16:43 Why don't you just flip a coin already?
00:16:45 No, no, no, this is a matter of principle.
S04E02 - The Trip (2)
00:03:55 I just wanna call the police.
00:03:57 Why don't you just call 911?
00:03:59 But is this an emergency?
00:04:52 What am I scared of? The same thing you are: Everything.
00:04:55 Why don't you use your own name?
00:04:56 Your name is a good name.
S04E03E04 - The Pitch-The Ticket
00:02:31 Well, here.
00:02:33 Why don't you give us a call,
00:02:35 and maybe we can, uh, develop a series?
00:20:03 Oh, gee, I-- I can't talk right now.
00:20:04 Why don't you give me your home number
00:20:06 and I'll call you later?
S04E06 - The Watch
00:09:47 I promise you, I'll mail you a check.
00:09:49 Why don't you just let him pay, and then you can pay him back.
00:09:52 No, no, he won't let me do that.
00:09:52 No, no, he won't let me do that.
00:09:53 Why don't you just put the money in his pants pocket
00:09:56 unsuspectingly?
S04E07 - The Bubble Boy
00:01:32 I didn't mean to be funny there.
00:01:34 Why don't you check the TV Guide?
00:01:36 I think, uh, Holocaust is on.
00:16:53 I know, I know.
00:16:54 Why don't you play a game of Trivial Pursuit?
00:16:56 Uh, well, you know,
S04E09 - The Opera
00:13:16 That's how much I care about money.
00:13:18 -Why don't you get lost? -Why don't you get lost?
00:13:20 Because I was standing here, that's why.
S04E10 - The Virgin
00:06:55 Hey.
00:06:58 Why don't you go out. It's nice out.
00:06:59 No, there's nothing out there for me.
S04E11 - The Contest
00:18:02 All you got is instant coffee?
00:18:03 Why don't you get some real coffee?
00:18:05 I don't keep real coffee in here.
S04E12 - The Airport
00:22:33 Oh, yeah, well, then I'm the pilot, all right?
00:22:35 So why don't you sit down? I'm about to bring her in.
S04E13 - The Pick
00:02:10 You need some professional advice.
00:02:11 Why don't you go see Elaine's friend?
00:02:12 She's a therapist.
00:15:14 But that's not what she thinks.
00:15:16 Hey, why don't you call her agency?
00:15:18 Maybe she's been out of town and didn't get the calls.
S04E14 - The Movie
00:01:01 No. He hangs around in case somebody drops out.
00:01:04 Look, why don't you come back and do the 11:00 spot?
00:01:07 I'm supposed to meet my friends
00:08:39 Then if you hurry back, you won't miss the beginning.
00:08:41 Why don't you go and I could save the seats?
00:08:43 You said you didn't like saving anyway.
00:08:47 I'm getting the hang of it.
00:08:49 Look, why don't you give me the 20,
00:08:51 and I'll stop and get change,
S04E15 - The Visa
00:03:55 Hey, listen, if you're going to go out with this lawyer,
00:03:57 why don't you have dinner with us,
00:03:59 and then maybe you can go to the auto show with her.
S04E17 - The Outing
00:08:04 it'll just be in an N.Y.U. paper.
00:08:07 Why don't you take your jacket off?
00:08:09 Nah. I'm okay.
00:11:07 Sure. Thank you.
00:11:08 Why don't you take your coat off?
00:11:14 So she kept insisting I take off my coat.
S04E19 - The Implant
00:08:01 It's in Detroit, though. It's an expensive flight.
00:08:03 Why don't you get a death-in-the-family fare?
00:08:06 What?
S04E20 - The Junior Mint
00:01:44 Maybe I'll go down to the track, put it all on a horse.
00:01:47 Why don't you put it in the bank?
00:01:49 Bank? This is found money.
00:09:53 So you're gonna buy his art?
00:09:54 No. Why don't you buy it? You got $1900.
00:09:57 Yeah. That's what I want, triangles.
S04E21 - The Smelly Car
00:08:40 You stink.
00:08:41 -Why don't you go take a shower? -I showered.
00:08:43 Oh, wait a second.
S04E22 - The Handicap Spot
00:03:35 No.
00:03:37 Why don't you take the handicapped spot?
00:03:40 You think?
00:21:22 There are never any spaces here.
00:21:24 Why don't you park in front of the hydrant?
00:21:26 What if there's a fire?
S04E23E24 - The Pilot
00:38:16 So where do you want me to start today?
00:38:19 - Why don't you start in the bedroom. - I'll start in your bedroom.
00:38:24 - Hey. - Hey. The butler's here.
S05E02 - The Puffy Shirt
00:06:15 Yes, I've seen a silver dollar.
00:06:17 Why don't you want to take a civil-service test?
00:06:19 To do what, work in the post office?
00:08:10 Here's my card.
00:08:12 Why don't you, uh, give me a call?
00:08:24 I don't get it.
S05E03 - The Glasses
00:09:30 Now you made me throw off the whole learning curve.
00:09:34 Why don't you just ask Jeffrey?
00:09:35 Oh, he'd just deny it.
S05E06 - The Lip Reader
00:08:15 What can I do?
00:08:16 Why don't you get him some tickets?
00:08:18 How 'bout your friend that works at that ticket agency.
00:20:08 and we can sweep together.
00:20:09 "Why don't you stick around,
00:20:11 and we can sleep together?"
S05E08 - The Barber
00:01:52 Oh, all right.
00:01:53 Why don't you just go ahead and call him?
00:01:55 Because he made a big deal
S05E09 - The Masseuse
00:14:49 Well, it's quite a thrill.
00:14:52 Why don't you get somebody else?
00:14:53 Because nobody does it like she does.
S05E11 - The Conversion
00:03:24 I think I could have married this woman.
00:03:26 Why don't you just ask her parents?
00:03:28 I can't. I met them.
00:06:21 Big mistake.
00:06:26 Why don't you ask that doctor what it is?
00:06:28 Oh, now he's a doctor?
S05E13 - The Dinner Party
00:05:30 All right, I tell you what.
00:05:32 Why don't you go into the store. I'll wait in the car.
00:05:34 Why don't you go into the store, and I'll wait in the car.
00:05:32 Why don't you go into the store. I'll wait in the car.
00:05:34 Why don't you go into the store, and I'll wait in the car.
00:05:37 Because I've got the coat.
00:17:28 I'm freezing in here.
00:17:29 Why don't you just wear a heavier coat.
00:17:30 I wanted to look good for the party.
00:18:55 You almost took my toe off!
00:18:57 Why don't you watch what you're doing, you lunatic!
00:19:01 Oh, Jerry, I think he broke my toe.
S05E14 - The Marine Biologist
00:01:06 That's what makes the T-shirt such a tragic figure.
00:01:08 Why don't you just let Golden Boy
00:01:10 soak in the sink with some Woolite?
S05E16 - The Stand-In
00:00:53 We're talking about how there's nothing to talk about.
00:00:55 Why don't you talk with her about that?
00:00:57 She knows there's nothing to talk about.
S05E22 - The Opposite
00:14:19 She's a doctor. I got a thing for her.
00:14:29 Why don't you tell me about
00:14:30 some of your previous work experience?
S06E01 - The Chaperone
00:14:08 Really? You're not working this weekend.
00:14:10 Why don't you come down.
00:14:12 Atlantic City?
S06E03 - The Pledge Drive
00:05:59 There's a check in all these?
00:06:00 Why don't you cash them.
00:06:01 I don't know, it's $10.