Buy me a cafe latte

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S01E01 - The Seinfeld Chronicles
00:21:28 Have you seen men doing this?
00:21:31 What is this? The man is in the car.
00:21:33 The woman walks by the front of the car.
S01E04 - Male Un-Bonding
00:18:00 Okay, just hand that over, please.
00:18:02 Oh-ho! What is this?
00:18:04 It's a list of excuses.
S01E05 - The Stock Tip
00:00:42 They're mystified by the check. They're...
00:00:45 "What is this?
00:00:48 How could this be?"
S02E01 - The Ex-Girlfriend
00:08:03 I don't know. They're books.
00:08:05 What is this obsession people have with books?
00:08:08 They put them in their houses like they're trophies.
S02E02 - The Pony Remark
00:03:40 -We're in the finals on Wednesday. -Yeah!
00:03:42 What is this about?
00:03:44 I'm completely changing the configuration of the apartment.
S02E03 - The Jacket
00:02:04 Pfft. Aah! Aah!
00:02:09 What is this?
00:02:12 This is beautiful.
S02E07 - The Revenge
00:00:13 What is he worried about?
00:00:14 I mean, what is this man's reputation
00:00:16 that he has to worry about this kind of exposure
S02E09 - The Deal
00:17:25 Here.
00:17:27 Oh, what is this?
00:17:30 You got me something?
S02E10 - The Baby Shower
00:03:53 Why does everyone make such a big deal about the Kennedys?
00:03:56 I mean, what is this fascination? Who cares? It's all so boring.
00:04:00 Look, she doesn't deserve a baby shower.
00:13:17 Elaine, who catered this, Sears?
00:13:27 What is this? What are you doing here?
00:13:29 - We're putting in the cable. - The cable?
S02E12 - The Busboy
00:00:36 they put the check in a little book.
00:00:38 What is this, the story of the bill?
00:00:41 "Once upon a time,
00:00:43 there were some very hungry people..."
00:00:45 What is this?
00:00:46 A little gold tassel hanging down...
00:00:48 Am I graduating from the restaurant?
00:00:50 What is this about?
00:01:00 You want some of mine?
S03E01 - The Note
00:03:23 This is terrible.
00:03:25 What is this, ginger? I hate ginger.
00:03:28 I can't understand how anyone can eat ginger.
00:15:17 Hey, George.
00:15:18 What is this?
00:15:20 What is that?
S03E02 - The Truth
00:12:46 that's another story.
00:12:51 What is this?
00:12:53 Well, it's a windshield.
S03E04 - The Dog
00:17:22 I don't know what to do.
00:17:24 What is this saving movies thing?
00:17:25 Something's playing, you go. I know. I know.
S03E06 - The Parking Garage
00:06:16 With 600 stores, I didn't see one bathroom.
00:06:20 What is this? Like, a joke?
00:06:21 Don't they consult with urologists
S03E07 - The Cafe
00:04:17 It does not mean anything.
00:04:18 Now, what is this test?
00:04:20 This woman he's dating is making him take this I.Q. test for this course.
S03E08 - The Tape
00:17:51 He gets lost over there.
00:17:53 Come on, well, what is this about?
00:17:54 All right...
00:18:57 Because she asked me to.
00:18:59 What is this, an Abbott and Costello routine?
00:19:03 All right, you really want to know?
S03E12 - The Red Dot
00:08:57 I'm getting hot just looking at it.
00:08:59 Oh, what is this?
00:09:01 It's like a red dot.
S03E23 - The Keys
00:18:40 we've checked every square inch of this apartment.
00:18:44 What is this?
00:18:48 Murphy Brown?
S04E01 - The Trip (1)
00:05:07 Kramer!
00:05:16 What is this?
00:05:17 What?
S04E03E04 - The Pitch-The Ticket
00:23:32 No, no, no.
00:23:33 All right, what is this?
00:23:35 What is what?
00:23:42 Fix what? Your pants!
00:23:47 What is this?
00:23:48 Why do I got one pant leg on for?
00:23:53 the right side of your face.
00:23:55 What is this, a joke?
00:23:56 No joke. What? A joke?
S04E06 - The Watch
00:10:11 Okay, now, look. Don't take too long.
00:10:14 Look at this building. What is this?
00:10:16 I don't know. It's a building.
S04E08 - The Cheever Letters
00:15:19 I need to talk to someone.
00:15:21 What is this about?
00:15:22 Uh, well, it's a very private matter,
00:16:50 So, Señor Kramer...
00:16:52 what is this about?
00:16:55 Cigars.
S04E10 - The Virgin
00:21:03 Believe me.
00:21:05 What is this about leaving after sex?
00:21:06 Did I ever leave with you?
S04E11 - The Contest
00:08:21 Is that important, really?
00:08:23 What is this, a police investigation?
00:08:24 The woman's been through enough.
S04E12 - The Airport
00:07:48 to cover yourself up.
00:07:49 What is this an ad for?
00:07:51 See those wrinkled jeans slung over the chair?
S04E13 - The Pick
00:00:26 That's talent.
00:00:27 What is this goofy walk that the models do?
00:00:30 You know this walk that they do down the runway.
S04E14 - The Movie
00:20:57 Yeah, right.
00:20:59 What is this stain?
00:21:02 It's yellow mustard.
S04E19 - The Implant
00:00:16 the people signing in and out.
00:00:17 What is this, the Kremlin?
00:00:18 I mean, the people that have a membership
S04E23E24 - The Pilot
00:10:33 - How you doing? - Good.
00:10:35 - What is this about? - Levels.
00:10:39 - Levels? - Yeah. Getting rid of all my furniture.
00:35:55 - Kramer, sit down. It's about to start. - Oh, yes.
00:36:00 Hey, what is this?
00:36:02 Look, a wallet.
S05E02 - The Puffy Shirt
00:20:18 Nice shirt.
00:20:21 Wh-what is this?
00:20:23 Is this what you wore on the show?
S05E03 - The Glasses
00:15:18 Hey, hey.
00:15:20 What is this? What's goin' on here?
00:15:23 I'm sorry, Kramer. I'm sorry.
S05E04 - The Sniffing Accountant
00:19:17 What's the matter, you got a cold?
00:19:19 No. Kramer, what is this?
00:19:21 It's a sweater.
00:20:55 I just came from a meeting with my lawyer.
00:20:57 What is this?
00:20:59 It's a letter from your friend, Barry Prophet's lawyer.
S05E06 - The Lip Reader
00:07:21 'Course, you know, I haven't been able to do it in a while.
00:07:26 What is this about?
00:07:28 I met this deaf lineswoman at the tennis match.
S05E10 - The Cigar Store Indian
00:06:40 Surprise!
00:06:43 What is this?
00:06:45 Well, I felt bad about this afternoon,
00:08:48 a consistent feel throughout the house.
00:08:51 What is this we're listening to?
00:08:53 The Ray Conniff Singers.
00:12:26 Wh--?
00:12:27 What is this?
00:12:29 A prophylactic rubber?
00:12:29 A prophylactic rubber?
00:12:37 What is this doing on my bed?!
00:12:45 I don't know. Uh...
00:18:56 Thank you.
00:18:57 What is this? You got stains all over it.
00:19:00 What the hell'd you do?
S05E11 - The Conversion
00:16:42 I'm dangerous.
00:16:44 Well, what is this thing around your neck?
00:16:45 The priests, they're helping me.
S05E13 - The Dinner Party
00:12:31 Look to the cookie.
00:12:35 Oh, what is this?
00:12:37 What?
S05E14 - The Marine Biologist
00:02:29 You can't handle the truth!
00:02:34 What is this, your mail?
00:02:36 (NORMAL VOICE) Yeah, I grabbed it on the way out.
S05E15 - The Pie
00:07:51 You think so?
00:07:53 What is this?
00:07:53 Can't I leave this place for a second?
S05E16 - The Stand-In
00:12:54 but I was so...desperate.
00:12:58 What is this kid taking, anyway?
00:13:00 Hormones? Steroids?
S05E20 - The Fire
00:00:22 You don't even know why you're doing it.
00:00:24 What is this ritual? What is going on?
00:00:27 It's also the only two birthday parties
S06E01 - The Chaperone
00:01:02 Hot?
00:01:04 What is this?
00:01:06 What is what?
S06E03 - The Pledge Drive
00:08:40 I think you may have overcharged us.
00:08:42 Um...what is this?
00:08:43 That's the extra toast. Get it?
S06E05 - The Couch
00:14:40 All right.
00:14:42 Kra-- Kramer, w-what is this?
00:14:44 What is what?
S06E06 - The Gymnast
00:02:13 You didn't tell me she was a gymnast.
00:02:15 What is this?
00:02:19 What? I'm putting my shirt back on.
S06E16 - The Beard
00:00:49 I know. I need a lesson.
00:00:50 You stink. You know you stink. What is this?
00:00:54 Oh, my ballet tickets.
S06E19 - The Jimmy
00:07:18 Will you stop with the Jimmys?
00:07:19 Hey, what is this?
00:07:21 Kung Pao.
S06E20 - The Doodle
00:05:50 Mmm. Mmm. Yeah.
00:05:54 Holy cow, what is this?
00:05:55 What?
00:10:02 Then at least I could get somebody else.
00:10:06 What is this? Why am I itching?
00:10:08 That would be the fleas.
00:16:55 Yeah, go ahead. All right.
00:16:57 What is this?
00:16:59 What? What do you mean?
S06E21 - The Fusilli Jerry
00:16:06 Just kind of bring it up at the right time and find out.
00:16:10 What? What is this?
00:16:13 That's fusilli Jerry.
S07E01 - The Engagement
00:01:53 Hey, I got a real thing about shushing.
00:01:58 What is this?
00:01:59 Do you ever get the feeling like you had a haircut,
00:02:10 What?
00:02:11 What is this?
00:02:13 Wh-what are we doing?
S07E04 - The Wink
00:02:23 What?
00:02:25 What is this?
00:02:26 Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit.
00:05:16 Why?
00:05:17 What is this?
00:05:19 A birthday card.
00:09:19 You'll be very pleased when you see what's inside.
00:09:24 What is this?
00:09:25 Your cut of the loot.
S07E06 - The Soup Nazi
00:09:20 Just pick it up.
00:09:21 Hey, what is this, huh?
00:09:23 You have some kind of problem here?
00:10:40 Hey! Uh-oh.
00:10:41 What is this? You're kissing in my line?
00:10:43 Nobody kisses in my line!
S07E10 - The Gum
00:01:06 Good morning, gentlemen.
00:01:08 What is this?
00:01:10 Well, it's the latest offering from the Alex Theater.
S07E11 - The Rye
00:06:04 Why are you complimenting her? She didn't make it. Rowena did.
00:06:09 - What is this thing anyway? - It's Cornish game hen.
00:06:14 - What is that, like a little chicken? - No, it's not a little chicken.
00:08:57 drinking coffee without a piece of cake.
00:09:01 What is this?
00:09:04 The marble rye?
S07E12 - The Caddy
00:17:47 Perhaps our paths will cross again some day.
00:17:50 Wh--? What is this all about?
00:17:51 I want to market this item
S07E16 - The Shower Head
00:20:20 - That's for radiation. - That's right.
00:20:23 Now, what is this?
00:20:25 That's the Commando 450. I don't sell that one.
S07E17 - The Doll
00:08:06 - Oh, boy. - Eleven, the corner pocket.
00:08:15 What is this thing doing here?
00:08:17 Oh, I used to love to sleep with my dolls when I was a little girl.
S07E21E22 - The Bottle Deposit
00:03:55 All right.
00:03:57 What is this "MI, 10 cents"?
00:03:59 That's Michigan.
00:25:05 but we need to make sure.
00:25:07 What's going on? What is this thing?
00:25:09 One of our patrolmen stumbled over this.
S07E24 - The Invitations
00:15:19 be right over.
00:15:31 What is this, oak?
00:15:35 I think it's pine.
S08E05 - The Package
00:06:06 Oh, wha--?
00:06:07 What is this?
00:06:08 That is a lot of skin.
00:13:29 Yeah. Uh, wh--?
00:13:31 What is this about?
00:13:32 Goodbye.
S08E07 - The Checks
00:00:12 before you get sick?
00:00:14 -What is this, a bit? -No.
00:00:15 Because I'm not in the mood.
00:13:00 Oyasuminasai.
00:13:12 What is this?
00:13:14 Rice Krispies.
S08E14 - The Van Buren Boys
00:14:10 What?
00:14:12 What is this?
00:14:17 You wanna start?
S08E18 - The Nap
00:07:55 I'm just gonna sit here and wait for that guy.
00:07:56 What is this, People?
00:07:58 Hm. "The Most Beautiful People" People.
00:12:43 You can see right through here.
00:12:45 What is this?
00:12:47 It's like you're selling movie tickets back here.
00:15:44 Is it "February" or "Febuary"?
00:15:45 Because I prefer "uary." And what is this "ru"?
00:15:50 Let me put that on speakerphone for you, sir.
S08E19 - The Yada Yada
00:06:40 That's going in my mouth.
00:06:42 What is this thing?
00:06:43 Woo! Oh. All right. That's enough.
S08E21 - The Muffin Tops
00:17:49 And go we will.
00:17:50 What is this? Pizza pound cake?
00:17:52 Well, we have a bonus ultra-reality stop today.
00:19:04 Can't do it.
00:19:06 What is this, a joke?
00:19:07 That's what I like to know about it.
00:21:51 And I think my relationship's in trouble.
00:21:56 So, what is this guy again?
00:21:58 They call him a cleaner.
S09E01 - The Butter Shave
00:19:53 and then he just blows--
00:19:56 What is this, oregano?
00:20:02 Look at me!
00:20:14 Hold this.
00:20:15 What is this? Parsley?
00:20:17 Yeah.
S09E02 - The Voice
00:15:17 Yeah...
00:15:18 What is this?
00:15:20 I don't know. I found 'em in your closet.
S09E03 - The Serenity Now
00:06:59 Chalk me up on the big board.
00:07:03 What is this?
00:07:04 This is your lagging.
00:09:34 Why?
00:09:39 What is this?
00:09:41 Anytown, U.S.A.
00:11:05 Jerry, you break up with a girl every week.
00:11:13 What? What is this salty discharge?
00:11:17 Oh, my God. You're crying.
S09E04 - The Blood
00:08:20 Will you stop it?
00:08:21 What is this?
00:08:22 It's Jell-O.