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| 00:07:36 | Apparently, Plato, |
| 00:07:38 | who came up with the concept of the platonic relationship, |
| 00:07:41 | was pretty excited about it. |
| 00:08:12 | I bet you there were other guys in history |
| 00:08:13 | that tried to get relationships named after them, |
| 00:08:15 | but it didn't work. |
| 00:08:24 | "Would you like to go to bed immediately? |
| 00:08:27 | Hey, it's a Riconic relationship." |
| 00:08:34 | Hey. |
| 00:21:47 | You know, I think that... |
| 00:21:50 | even if you've had a relationship with someone, |
| 00:21:53 | or let's say |
| 00:21:53 | or let's say |
| 00:21:55 | especially if you've had a relationship with someone, |
| 00:21:57 | and you try and become friends afterwards, |
| 00:06:08 | At least with a woman there's a precedent. |
| 00:06:10 | You know, the relationship goes sour, you end it. |
| 00:06:12 | No, no, no, no. |
| 00:06:37 | I have to wait for someone to die. |
| 00:06:40 | I think that's the only way out of this relationship. |
| 00:06:43 | It could be a long time. |
| 00:11:49 | So I'm thinking-- as she's saying this, |
| 00:11:50 | I'm thinking, "Great. The relationship's over |
| 00:11:53 | but the egg salad's on the way." |
| 00:12:00 | Sat there for 20 minutes chewing. |
| 00:12:03 | Staring at each other in a defunct relationship. |
| 00:12:06 | Someone says "Get out of my life," |
| 00:06:12 | It's great. It speeds up the intimacy level. |
| 00:06:14 | It's like putting the relationship in a time compressor. |
| 00:06:17 | Where we would be six months from now, |
| 00:06:20 | we accomplish in three days. |
| 00:06:22 | Oh... so you want to move our relationship into phase two. |
| 00:06:25 | Exactly. I love phase two. |
| 00:20:22 | Almost as bad as losing out to a perfume. |
| 00:20:29 | Told you those trips are relationship-killers. |
| 00:20:33 | Too bad you can't get your buddy Superman |
| 00:03:50 | ...and we just went into these little sort of nods of recognition. |
| 00:03:54 | So fine, I figure, that's where this relationship is finally gonna settle. |
| 00:03:58 | Polite nodding. |
| 00:04:13 | I mean, it's like we really hate each other. It's based on nothing. |
| 00:04:16 | A relationship is an organism. |
| 00:04:18 | You created this thing... |
| 00:18:21 | I can, however, |
| 00:18:23 | carry on strictly physical relationships |
| 00:18:25 | which can last for years and years. |
| 00:10:43 | that we can maintain the friendship |
| 00:10:45 | by avoiding all the relationship pitfalls. |
| 00:10:48 | Sure. All right, tell me the rules. |
| 00:14:43 | What about a music box? |
| 00:14:44 | Nah, too relationship-y. |
| 00:14:48 | She opens it up, she hears that "Lara's Theme," I'm dead. |
| 00:15:33 | and it's getting so tough |
| 00:15:35 | because the relationships are becoming so complicated, |
| 00:15:36 | greeting card companies now put out cards |
| 00:18:38 | We're talking. |
| 00:18:40 | Oh, the relationship. |
| 00:18:52 | You know, we never had one fight |
| 00:19:54 | Oh, those birthdays. |
| 00:19:57 | I told you, they're relationship killers. |
| 00:20:00 | If a relationship is having any problems whatsoever, |
| 00:19:57 | I told you, they're relationship killers. |
| 00:20:00 | If a relationship is having any problems whatsoever, |
| 00:20:03 | a birthday will always bring it out. |
| 00:18:42 | That's really not relevant here. |
| 00:18:45 | Relationships are difficult. |
| 00:18:47 | It is very hard to stay together... |
| 00:01:18 | Just my next-door neighbor. |
| 00:01:19 | Well, you are missing out on a relationship |
| 00:01:23 | that could enrich your life |
| 00:22:04 | Oh. Oh, for crying out loud. |
| 00:22:18 | The best part of a relationship is when you're sick. |
| 00:22:21 | And the best part of being sick |
| 00:22:21 | And the best part of being sick |
| 00:22:22 | is when you're in a relationship. |
| 00:22:23 | But if I was to get married, you know those vows, |
| 00:13:13 | This cleaning woman's turning the screws on me. |
| 00:13:16 | She-- She's pushing for this whole relationship thing. |
| 00:13:18 | She keeps calling me. |
| 00:32:20 | I mean, I hardly know the guy. |
| 00:32:23 | That's a big step in a male relationship. |
| 00:32:26 | The biggest. |
| 00:03:11 | always have a great story about how they met. |
| 00:03:14 | That's why I've never been in a long-term relationship. |
| 00:03:16 | I never had a good meeting story. |
| 00:02:38 | Well, you know, I... |
| 00:02:41 | I have many relationships. |
| 00:02:46 | I'll tell you, I'm a little nervous. |
| 00:13:19 | "I'm sick and tired of running |
| 00:13:21 | "from places and people and relationships. |
| 00:13:23 | You want me, then fight for me--" |
| 00:18:04 | Yeah, well, you know, |
| 00:18:06 | I wasn't looking for a long-term relationship. |
| 00:18:08 | I was on TV. |
| 00:09:15 | You know about comedy, |
| 00:09:16 | a little bit about relationships, |
| 00:09:18 | some baseball, |
| 00:13:52 | What's a tell? |
| 00:13:54 | When you ask someone about their relationship, |
| 00:13:55 | and they touch their face, |
| 00:14:07 | And the higher up on the face you go, |
| 00:14:09 | the worse the relationship is getting. |
| 00:14:11 | You know, it's, like, |
| 00:14:45 | I mean, he knows all my patterns. |
| 00:14:48 | He knows that in relationships |
| 00:14:49 | that I always try to find some reason to leave, |
| 00:00:22 | but the phone machine |
| 00:00:24 | is like this relationship respirator |
| 00:00:26 | keeping these marginal, brain-dead relationships alive, |
| 00:00:24 | is like this relationship respirator |
| 00:00:26 | keeping these marginal, brain-dead relationships alive, |
| 00:00:29 | and we all do it. Why? So that when we come home, |
| 00:00:03 | There's no easy way to break off any relationship. |
| 00:00:04 | I think when you first start dating, |
| 00:00:06 | they ought to give you |
| 00:00:07 | three "Get out of relationship free" cards. |
| 00:00:09 | You know what I mean? |
| 00:00:18 | Which is fine, unless, of course, |
| 00:00:19 | the person you're in the relationship with |
| 00:00:21 | happens to have |
| 00:04:50 | Here, you have a job that could help you get girls, |
| 00:04:53 | but you also have a relationship, |
| 00:04:55 | but if you try and get rid of the relationship |
| 00:04:53 | but you also have a relationship, |
| 00:04:55 | but if you try and get rid of the relationship |
| 00:04:57 | so you can get the girls, |
| 00:20:32 | Listen, I wouldn't put too much stock |
| 00:20:34 | in anything Elaine has to say about relationships. |
| 00:20:36 | She comes from a broken home, and I mean that literally. |
| 00:00:02 | The basic problem |
| 00:00:04 | with the beginning of the relationship, I think, |
| 00:00:05 | is that each person has their own sexual timetable |
| 00:07:34 | It's a golden opportunity |
| 00:07:35 | to advance the relationship. |
| 00:07:36 | She's crying, |
| 00:01:38 | is like having sex. |
| 00:01:39 | It just completely changes the relationship. |
| 00:01:46 | All right. I'm ready. |
| 00:09:13 | "Called for one." You know, I thought I'd heard of everything. |
| 00:09:15 | I never heard of a relationship being affected by punctuation. |
| 00:09:19 | I find it very troubling that he didn't use one. |
| 00:18:30 | "Dear Barry, consider this letter |
| 00:18:32 | "the official termination of our relationship |
| 00:18:33 | effective immediately." |
| 00:21:16 | What about the money? |
| 00:21:18 | Apparently, if I'd dissolved my relationship with him, |
| 00:21:19 | prior to his filing chapter 11, I could have got the money back. |
| 00:13:23 | I'm the pitcher, he's the catcher. |
| 00:13:25 | He thinks we have a special relationship? |
| 00:13:27 | I thought pitchers and catchers did have a special rapport. |
| 00:13:15 | Whoever is responsible for stocking that concession stand |
| 00:13:19 | cost me a relationship. |
| 00:13:21 | They never have napkins there. |
| 00:04:20 | You gotta start seeing somebody else. |
| 00:04:21 | Get out of this relationship. |
| 00:04:24 | I can't. He loves me. |
| 00:21:42 | "Well, I guess I'll be callin' the shots |
| 00:21:44 | in this relationship from now on." |
| 00:21:55 | You did that for me? |
| 00:01:48 | "Deeply in love." |
| 00:01:50 | If you can't say something bad about a relationship, |
| 00:01:52 | -you shouldn't say anything at all. -Mm-hm. |
| 00:00:03 | Of the places you go all the time, |
| 00:00:04 | the dry cleaning relationship is the most bizarre. |
| 00:00:06 | You give each other the same thing over and over again. |
| 00:06:41 | I think he's giving me a big signal. |
| 00:06:43 | Maybe he wants to change our relationship. |
| 00:06:43 | Wow. |
| 00:15:54 | What are you doing to this woman? |
| 00:15:56 | This is the second relationship you've ruined for her |
| 00:15:59 | in a few weeks. |
| 00:16:01 | I know. |
| 00:16:02 | You ruin her relationship with the high talker. |
| 00:16:04 | I got confused. |
| 00:22:11 | She didn't want the constraints |
| 00:22:12 | of any relationship. |
| 00:22:13 | That's why she got rid of the cat. |
| 00:00:02 | If you have a close friend |
| 00:00:03 | and they get involved with someone in a relationship, |
| 00:00:05 | it affects your friendship, doesn't it? |
| 00:00:23 | "I look like the person you used to know, |
| 00:00:25 | "but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. |
| 00:00:28 | "In other words, if we're having an argument |
| 00:02:03 | I met an Englishman, and we really hit it off. |
| 00:02:06 | Yeah, well, that relationship's |
| 00:02:08 | obviously got a lot of potential. |
| 00:00:03 | The Christmas tree certainly seems to inspire |
| 00:00:05 | a love-hate relationship. |
| 00:00:06 | All that time is spent selecting it and decorating it, |
| 00:07:12 | He made the last contact between us. |
| 00:07:14 | I had the upper hand in the post break-up relationship. |
| 00:07:18 | If he thinks that I said hi, then I lose the upper hand. |
| 00:03:40 | Well, you know, frankly, |
| 00:03:41 | outside of a sexual relationship, |
| 00:03:43 | I don't see the point to it. |
| 00:01:40 | I think we really need to be in front of a television set. |
| 00:01:43 | You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture. |
| 00:01:49 | So I'm getting an eye job. |
| 00:08:59 | when there's an "l love you" out of the bag? |
| 00:09:01 | You can't have a relationship where one person says, "l love you"... |
| 00:09:04 | and the other one says, "I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat." |
| 00:12:34 | How could you not have make-up sex? |
| 00:12:36 | That's the best feature of the heavy relationship. |
| 00:12:39 | Heh. I missed out on the make-up sex. |
| 00:01:25 | Yeah. I've never seen him, but I feel like |
| 00:01:27 | we have this weirdly intimate relationship. |
| 00:01:30 | I mean, I'm lying in bed, I'm wearing my nightie... |
| 00:17:33 | Just knowing that you're not afraid of those things, |
| 00:17:35 | it's such a great step forward in our relationship. |
| 00:17:40 | Huh? |
| 00:01:06 | do not give your secret code to anyone." |
| 00:01:09 | So you're taking relationship advice from Chemical Bank now? |
| 00:01:13 | Why does everything have to be "us"? |
| 00:05:15 | Why? Why is my code so important? |
| 00:05:17 | Because it's part of our relationship. |
| 00:05:19 | It's an indication of trust. |
| 00:11:38 | You see, right now, |
| 00:11:39 | I have relationship George, |
| 00:11:42 | but there is also independent George. |
| 00:11:55 | Me too, and he's dying, Jerry! |
| 00:11:59 | If relationship George walks through this door, |
| 00:12:02 | he will kill independent George. |
| 00:01:55 | - Sure. Why not? You're there. - Exactly. |
| 00:01:59 | You said he was coming out of a serious relationship. |
| 00:02:02 | Maybe he's, you know, still kind of.... He's.... |
| 00:12:36 | It's a bad thing. |
| 00:12:37 | Do you know what this is like, to have no control over a relationship? |
| 00:12:42 | And you feel sick to your stomach all the time? |
| 00:01:53 | I never should have told you. |
| 00:01:56 | You know, Jerry, I think this changes the relationship. |
| 00:01:59 | I mean, I feel it. Do you feel it? |
| 00:04:08 | It was very emasculating. |
| 00:04:10 | He doesn't know the nature of our relationship. |
| 00:04:11 | You're there approving new clothes. |
| 00:14:21 | will there be a free exchange of sex and discounts. |
| 00:14:26 | The cornerstones of a healthy relationship. |
| 00:14:29 | And now, if you would excuse us, |
| 00:14:55 | You don't try. You do it. |
| 00:14:57 | I got the loser in this relationship, |
| 00:14:59 | and I'm breathing new life into him. |
| 00:04:33 | Should I think about the letter? |
| 00:04:35 | Hey, Elaine, if a guy wanted to end a relationship with you, |
| 00:04:37 | what could he do? |
| 00:04:16 | It was unprecedented. I mean, it was the first |
| 00:04:19 | truly mutual breakup in relationship history. |
| 00:04:22 | No rejection, no guilt, no remorse. |
| 00:12:53 | Who the hell knows. |
| 00:12:55 | But what's important is that your relationship with Susan |
| 00:12:59 | doesn't have to end. |
| 00:14:20 | I just came by to tell you |
| 00:14:21 | I'm really, really happy about this relationship. |
| 00:14:25 | Really happy. |
| 00:19:02 | You know what your problem is? |
| 00:19:03 | You just have no respect for the protégé-mentor relationship. |
| 00:19:07 | As a matter of fact, |
| 00:07:59 | I can't be with someone who doesn't break up nicely. |
| 00:08:01 | That's one of the most important parts of a relationship. |
| 00:08:04 | What's more important? |
| 00:09:03 | I did. I'm back. |
| 00:09:04 | I love this relationship. I feel so liberated. |
| 00:09:07 | Having her in jail? |
| 00:13:31 | talking. |
| 00:13:35 | In other words, a normal relationship. |
| 00:13:37 | Ha-ha. And that's no good. |
| 00:05:20 | You might be more than just a couple of tweaks away |
| 00:05:24 | from a healthy relationship. |
| 00:05:26 | Well, you're not exactly zeroing in yourself, lady. |
| 00:11:24 | Uh-oh. |
| 00:11:26 | Now, we all know that this relationship isn't working. |
| 00:11:29 | So Allison and I think that the best thing to do |
| 00:11:34 | Can't we discuss this? |
| 00:11:36 | We just don't think you're ready for a serious relationship. |
| 00:11:40 | I didn't even know you wanted to get serious. |
| 00:20:04 | get in the way of what could be |
| 00:20:06 | a meaningful, long-lasting relationship. |
| 00:20:16 | Do you hear something? |
| 00:05:54 | What? She's ranking you? |
| 00:05:55 | Yeah, the speed dial's like a relationship barometer. |
| 00:05:58 | What is a barometer exactly? |
| 00:21:45 | I told you this city would eat you alive. |
| 00:21:51 | And I think my relationship's in trouble. |
| 00:21:56 | So, what is this guy again? |
| 00:12:15 | I need, like, an assistant or an intern or somethin'. |
| 00:12:18 | Relationship intern, huh? |
| 00:12:23 | Hey, what if the two of us teamed up? |
| 00:17:30 | thanks for giving me a second chance. |
| 00:17:32 | Our relationship is certainly worth more |
| 00:17:34 | than some silly, stupid voice. |
| 00:17:37 | Now what do I have to do |
| 00:17:38 | to put you two in a relationship today? |
| 00:17:43 | Cars can go on empty, |
| 00:19:02 | Do you--? You know what--? |
| 00:19:03 | You know what's great about our relationship? |
| 00:19:05 | It's not about looks. |
| 00:19:30 | No, no. Look... |
| 00:19:32 | This relationship has-- Has-- Has got to be about something. |
| 00:19:36 | And fast or I am in very serious and weird trouble. |