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| 00:02:10 | Yeah. She teaches political science... |
| 00:02:12 | l met her the night l did the show in Lansing. |
| 00:02:15 | - There's no milk in here. - Wait. |
| 00:05:10 | Because it's signals, Jerry. It's signals. Don't you...? |
| 00:05:16 | All right. Did she even ask you what you were doing tomorrow night... |
| 00:05:20 | - if you were busy? - No. |
| 00:05:21 | She calls you today, she doesn't make a plan for tomorrow? |
| 00:05:25 | - What is that? lt's Saturday night. - Yeah. |
| 00:05:27 | What is that? lt's ridiculous. |
| 00:06:52 | It is. No, think about it. The washing machine... |
| 00:06:55 | is the nightclub of clothes. |
| 00:06:58 | You know, it's dark, there's bubbles happening... |
| 00:07:23 | They do escape from the dryer. They plan it in the hamper... |
| 00:07:26 | the night before. "Tomorrow, the dryer, l'm going. |
| 00:07:31 | You wait here." |
| 00:08:52 | Yeah, no problem. |
| 00:08:53 | - Boy, the Mets blew it tonight, huh? - Oh, what are you doing? |
| 00:08:58 | Kessler, it's a tape. I taped the game. |
| 00:09:01 | It's 1:00 in the morning. |
| 00:09:04 | I avoided human contact all night to watch this. |
| 00:09:07 | Hey, l'm sorry. You know, l thought you knew. |
| 00:16:00 | The dating world is a world of pressure. |
| 00:16:02 | Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. |
| 00:16:07 | The difference between a date and job interview is... |
| 00:18:48 | would it be possible, and if it's not, fine... |
| 00:18:51 | for me to stay here tomorrow night too? |
| 00:18:55 | Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah, why don't you stay. |
| 00:02:45 | Well, what is it? |
| 00:02:47 | Well, a bunch of people are getting together tomorrow night at some bar |
| 00:02:50 | for her birthday, but... |
| 00:05:10 | Oh, no. Not now. |
| 00:05:14 | I had this dream last night, and you were in it. |
| 00:05:17 | -Really? -Yeah. |
| 00:11:05 | I never talk about other women with her, |
| 00:11:08 | especially this one tonight. |
| 00:11:09 | How could you still see her if you're not interested? |
| 00:15:19 | They can. |
| 00:15:22 | I'm sorry you had to leave so early the other night. |
| 00:15:24 | Oh, me too. My cousin had to go back to Boston. |
| 00:22:18 | Look, why don't we just saw each other in half |
| 00:22:20 | and call it a night, okay? |
| 00:22:29 | (♪♪) |
| 00:20:31 | - It is not. - It is too. |
| 00:20:34 | My roommate starts rehearsal tonight on Carousel. |
| 00:20:40 | - Hi. - Oh, hi, Carol. |
| 00:21:00 | I'm running in the park, I've lost weight... |
| 00:21:02 | we're barbecuing every night. And the rent is unbelievable. |
| 00:21:09 | We're really glad for you. |
| 00:10:39 | Come on. |
| 00:10:41 | Tonight? |
| 00:10:43 | No, next Wednesday. |
| 00:10:43 | No, next Wednesday. |
| 00:10:44 | If it was tonight, I would've said tonight. |
| 00:10:48 | You really want me to go? |
| 00:16:37 | Oh, hi, Joel. Oh, you just came in. |
| 00:16:40 | Listen, uh, I can't make it to the game tonight. |
| 00:16:44 | I, uh, have to tutor my nephew. |
| 00:18:05 | It's for that guy Horneck |
| 00:18:07 | who's at the game tonight with my tickets. |
| 00:18:09 | I have that list now, so in case he calls, I just consult it, |
| 00:19:33 | Oh, hi, Elaine. |
| 00:19:35 | Hey, you missed a great game tonight, buddy. |
| 00:19:37 | -Game? -Knicks game. |
| 00:20:43 | but next week, I'm gonna take you. |
| 00:20:45 | How about next Tuesday night, |
| 00:20:47 | and why don't you come along? |
| 00:21:04 | You know, the wall being down and everything. |
| 00:21:07 | Well, what about Thursday night? |
| 00:21:09 | I mean, they're playing the Sonics. |
| 00:21:29 | 41 home games. |
| 00:21:31 | Let's see, Saturday night we got the Mavericks. |
| 00:21:33 | If you don't like the Mavericks, |
| 00:00:02 | Went out to dinner the other night. |
| 00:00:04 | Check came at the end of the meal, as it always does. |
| 00:08:14 | So you want me to get the books, is that it? |
| 00:08:21 | So it must have been 95 degrees that night... |
| 00:08:23 | ...and everyone's standing around the pool with little drinks in their hands. |
| 00:13:48 | Well.... |
| 00:13:52 | Night. |
| 00:14:03 | Good night. |
| 00:13:52 | Night. |
| 00:14:03 | Good night. |
| 00:14:14 | -Hey. -Hey. |
| 00:15:22 | -Marlene. -Yeah. |
| 00:15:23 | I took her home one night. We started up a little in the car. |
| 00:15:26 | -I thought you were getting rid of her. -I was. |
| 00:19:02 | -That voice. She's driving me crazy. -I know. I know. |
| 00:19:06 | I can see her tonight and you don't care? |
| 00:19:08 | See her tonight. See her tomorrow. Go, knock yourself out. |
| 00:19:06 | I can see her tonight and you don't care? |
| 00:19:08 | See her tonight. See her tomorrow. Go, knock yourself out. |
| 00:19:11 | -She's too crazy for me. -All right. As long as you're okay. |
| 00:20:23 | Well, okay. |
| 00:20:25 | I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night. |
| 00:20:28 | Tuesday night? What happened Tuesday night? |
| 00:20:25 | I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night. |
| 00:20:28 | Tuesday night? What happened Tuesday night? |
| 00:20:32 | I saw your act. |
| 00:18:14 | Once again, I just wanted to say how sorry I am... |
| 00:18:17 | -...about the other night. -Oh, me too. |
| 00:18:19 | Oh, no, no, no. She forgot all about that. |
| 00:06:25 | I can't believe we're having dinner with Alton Benes. |
| 00:06:28 | I know exactly what's gonna happen tonight. |
| 00:06:30 | I'm gonna try and act like I'm not impressed. |
| 00:07:06 | it's with a whole different confidence. |
| 00:07:08 | Like, tonight I might have been a little nervous, |
| 00:07:10 | but inside this jacket, |
| 00:19:49 | Oh, what did you do to it? |
| 00:19:51 | I was out in the snow last night. |
| 00:19:54 | Don't you know what that does to suede? |
| 00:20:05 | [COLDLY] Hello. |
| 00:20:07 | Listen, thanks again for coming last night. |
| 00:20:09 | Dad said he had a great time. |
| 00:20:10 | Is he's still in town? |
| 00:20:11 | No, he's driving back to Maryland tonight. |
| 00:20:13 | So, uh, what are you going to do with that one now? |
| 00:21:03 | Oh! Oh! |
| 00:21:06 | Is this from the snow last night? |
| 00:21:09 | You know what you should have done? |
| 00:02:09 | so I just blurt out, |
| 00:02:10 | "What are you doing Saturday night?" |
| 00:02:12 | And? |
| 00:02:27 | It's amazing. |
| 00:02:28 | We both have dates the same night. |
| 00:02:29 | I can't remember the last time that happened. |
| 00:03:13 | Oh, no, thanks. |
| 00:03:15 | I can't drink coffee late at night. |
| 00:03:16 | I keeps me up. |
| 00:03:26 | Okay. |
| 00:03:28 | Good night. |
| 00:03:30 | Yeah, take it easy. |
| 00:04:19 | Oh, so important. |
| 00:04:22 | So, what are you doing Thursday night? |
| 00:04:24 | You want to have dinner? |
| 00:07:15 | You're still thinking about this? |
| 00:07:18 | She invites me up at 12:00 at night |
| 00:07:22 | for coffee. |
| 00:07:51 | Coffee's coffee in the morning. |
| 00:07:53 | It's not coffee at 12:00 at night. |
| 00:07:54 | Well, some people drink coffee that late. |
| 00:08:25 | not a guy who goes, |
| 00:08:27 | "Uh, no, I don't drink coffee late at night. Ha, ha, ha." |
| 00:08:30 | If I call her now, she's gonna thing I'm too needy. |
| 00:15:35 | She said she can't wait to see me. |
| 00:15:37 | We're having dinner tonight. |
| 00:15:39 | She's supposed to call me as soon as she gets home. |
| 00:00:52 | because Kirk was the only one that had the big screen. |
| 00:00:54 | They'd come over Friday nights-- Klingon boxing. |
| 00:00:56 | Got to be there. |
| 00:19:27 | But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged. |
| 00:19:35 | George, I didn't sleep at all last night. |
| 00:19:39 | I decided I have to tell her. |
| 00:16:44 | The book is great. |
| 00:16:46 | Did you go out last night? |
| 00:16:48 | No, we made love on the floor like two animals. |
| 00:01:39 | Boy, I have really had it with Newman. |
| 00:01:42 | He wakes me up again last night |
| 00:01:44 | at 3:00 in the morning |
| 00:11:44 | Yeah, Newman jumped. |
| 00:11:47 | Did he call last night? |
| 00:11:48 | Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 00:22:00 | KRAMER: You want to shoot some pool |
| 00:22:02 | tonight? |
| 00:22:03 | I can't. I'm going to a movie! |
| 00:02:06 | "Fullman... Hurtel...vom"? |
| 00:02:11 | I got up last night, I wrote this down |
| 00:02:12 | I thought I had this great bit. |
| 00:02:30 | Johnny Carson? |
| 00:02:32 | Did I insult Johnny on The Tonight Show? |
| 00:02:34 | Did you mess with Johnny, Jerry? |
| 00:03:05 | I know what this is. |
| 00:03:07 | You saw that show on PBS last night, |
| 00:03:09 | Coronary Country. |
| 00:08:05 | Can we go home now? |
| 00:08:06 | No, actually, we'd like to keep him here overnight |
| 00:08:08 | for observation just to be safe. |
| 00:12:24 | in a hospital? |
| 00:12:26 | Well, an overnight stay in a hospital, |
| 00:12:27 | minor surgery... |
| 00:19:07 | What are you doing? |
| 00:19:08 | Well, I was going to kiss you good night. |
| 00:19:10 | A kiss? With the tongue? |
| 00:06:04 | Okay, okay, rule number two-- |
| 00:06:08 | spending the night is optional. |
| 00:06:11 | Well, now we're getting somewhere. |
| 00:06:17 | Good. |
| 00:06:19 | What about the kiss goodnight? |
| 00:06:20 | Tough one. |
| 00:07:43 | What about you? |
| 00:07:44 | Nothing much. I slept with Elaine last night. |
| 00:07:51 | Oxygen. I need some oxygen. |
| 00:11:09 | I'm very impressed with the first one. |
| 00:11:11 | Spending the night... |
| 00:11:15 | optional. |
| 00:11:28 | but the one thing I do know |
| 00:11:29 | is that they are not happy if you don't spend the night. |
| 00:11:32 | It could be a hot, sweaty room with no air conditioning, |
| 00:12:38 | Hi. |
| 00:12:40 | Such a great improv class tonight. |
| 00:12:41 | Oh, really? |
| 00:13:23 | Definitely. |
| 00:13:28 | Well... good night. |
| 00:13:31 | Good ni-- What are you doing? |
| 00:13:50 | I don't want to send the wrong message, |
| 00:13:52 | especially after the other night. |
| 00:13:54 | Maybe I'll get her some jewelry. |
| 00:11:34 | We can't go back to my place. Elaine's having the shower. |
| 00:11:36 | - What, tonight? Now? - Yeah. Yeah, I forgot all about it. |
| 00:11:40 | No big deal. We'll go back to your place. |
| 00:19:25 | I'm going. Obviously. |
| 00:19:28 | Oh, Leslie, I am so sorry about everything that went on here tonight. |
| 00:19:32 | - I had no idea... - Elaine... |
| 00:19:32 | - I had no idea... - Elaine... |
| 00:19:33 | I was watching you tonight, and I realized something. |
| 00:19:36 | You're just like you were in college. |
| 00:02:40 | Plan 9 from Outer Space. |
| 00:02:42 | One night only. The big screen. |
| 00:02:44 | My hands are tied. |
| 00:14:41 | Now she's gonna see him tomorrow... |
| 00:14:43 | and tell him she saw me here tonight. |
| 00:14:45 | He's gonna tell his wife. His wife's gonna call my mother. |
| 00:15:12 | My uncle to my cousin, my cousin to my sister, my sister to me. |
| 00:15:15 | You should've just had dinner with him tonight and gotten it over with. |
| 00:15:18 | - It's just a movie. - Just a movie? |
| 00:17:03 | Boy, we are really anxious to sit down. |
| 00:17:09 | Very good specials tonight. |
| 00:17:16 | If there's anything you can do to get us a table... |
| 00:17:25 | No, no, I wanna eat now. |
| 00:17:27 | Yes, whole sea bass dinner tonight, very fresh. |
| 00:17:30 | Here. Take this. I'm starving. |
| 00:01:59 | Elaine is having a, uh... house guest? |
| 00:02:02 | She's picking him up at the airport tonight. |
| 00:02:05 | A guy? |
| 00:19:01 | Hey, Antonio, how's it going? |
| 00:19:04 | Three nights ago... |
| 00:19:06 | A gas main beneath the restaurant exploded, |
| 00:19:16 | I-- I-- I-- I-- |
| 00:19:18 | If I'm not fired that night because of you |
| 00:19:22 | and your thoughtless, stupid, insensitive remarks, |
| 00:19:44 | He's coming up. |
| 00:19:45 | And the very same night of the accident, |
| 00:19:47 | while looking for Paquita, |
| 00:04:57 | Listen, Morty, do you want |
| 00:04:58 | to settle up from last night? |
| 00:05:00 | All right, I owe you $19.45. |
| 00:10:09 | Maybe you should see a doctor. |
| 00:10:11 | We'll stay in a hotel tonight. |
| 00:10:12 | No, we'll stay in there. |
| 00:12:22 | How the hell do you work this thing? |
| 00:12:28 | Maybe you shouldn't go tonight. |
| 00:12:30 | Oh, no, no, I want to go. |
| 00:15:11 | I have no use for either one of them. |
| 00:15:13 | I don't want even want them there tonight. |
| 00:15:15 | Isn't he supposed to be the emcee? |
| 00:16:28 | Her back hurts. |
| 00:16:31 | Um, we saw you on The Tonight Show last week. |
| 00:16:35 | I thought Johnny was very rude to you. |
| 00:19:11 | Oh, God. |
| 00:19:13 | How you folks doing tonight? |
| 00:19:15 | Who are you? |
| 00:03:05 | He's going everywhere. |
| 00:03:07 | I can't go out of the house at night. |
| 00:03:08 | I haven't performed in three days. |
| 00:03:08 | I haven't performed in three days. |
| 00:03:10 | This will be my first night out since I got back. |
| 00:03:13 | Hey, when you walk him, do you...? |
| 00:04:12 | One more day, and you are pound-bound! |
| 00:04:15 | Hey, I'm sorry. I can't watch the dog tonight. |
| 00:04:17 | Why? |
| 00:05:05 | You. I'm talking about people. |
| 00:05:09 | Are we still going to the movies tonight? |
| 00:05:11 | No, I can't. I gotta watch Farfel. |
| 00:06:58 | and if you're still not satisfied |
| 00:07:00 | we can switch apartments for the night. |
| 00:07:01 | No. |
| 00:14:01 | How about if you and George go to the movies |
| 00:14:04 | and I stay here and watch the dog tonight? |
| 00:14:06 | I can't let you do that. What about Prognosis Negative? |
| 00:14:08 | We'll see it Sunday. |
| 00:14:11 | Tonight's the night, right? Prognosis Negative. |
| 00:14:15 | I'm not going. I'm gonna watch the dog. |
| 00:14:18 | What does this mean? |
| 00:14:19 | Well, we'll go see something else tonight. |
| 00:14:21 | We'll see Ponce de Leon. |
| 00:17:07 | Well, where have you been? |
| 00:17:09 | Yeah? Well, you better pick up your dog tonight, |
| 00:17:12 | or he has humped his last leg. |
| 00:17:37 | Right. |
| 00:17:38 | You know, we're supposed to ruin the night |
| 00:17:39 | because she wants to see it? |
| 00:00:10 | He's always talking about dates and women that he knows |
| 00:00:14 | and bringing them back to the suitcase at night. |
| 00:00:16 | There's always a sawdust joke in there somewhere, you know. |
| 00:05:07 | Some other time. |
| 00:05:08 | What, tonight? |
| 00:05:11 | You know, I never figured you for a squealer. |