SeinQuotes

S01E01 - The Seinfeld Chronicles

00:20:34	You'd really like him.
00:20:36	- I can't wait to get on that boat. - Me too.
00:20:41	I swear, l have absolutely no idea what women are thinking.

S01E02 - The Stakeout

00:12:35	I'm a little nervous.
00:12:36	Yeah. Me too.
00:12:39	If I see her, what do I say I'm doing in the building?

00:15:22	I'm sorry you had to leave so early the other night.
00:15:24	Oh, me too. My cousin had to go back to Boston.
00:15:27	Oh, that guy was your cousin.

S02E02 - The Pony Remark

00:18:14	Once again, I just wanted to say how sorry I am...
00:18:17	-...about the other night. -Oh, me too.
00:18:19	Oh, no, no, no. She forgot all about that.

S02E06 - The Statue

00:13:49	-What's he talking about? -I'm talking about the statue.
00:13:51	-Yeah, me too. -Give it back to whom?
00:13:53	Me. Him.

S02E09 - The Deal

00:02:48	Things occur to me from time to time.
00:02:51	Yeah. Me too.
00:02:57	Well, you can't expect

S03E01 - The Note

00:17:13	I knew this would happen.
00:17:14	Me too.
00:17:18	I mean, the whole thing, it's just...

S03E06 - The Parking Garage

00:16:48	Where have you been?
00:16:50	-I was arrested for urinating. -Me too.
00:16:52	You what?

00:18:51	It's a brown Ford.
00:18:53	This has happened to me too. It's very frustrating.
00:18:56	Oh...

S03E09 - The Nose Job

00:08:13	Well, I think it's a mistake.
00:08:15	Me too. Really.
00:08:18	Unless you'd really like to get one, then...

S03E10 - The Stranded

00:05:44	if he ever worked with the pecan.
00:05:47	Yeah, me too.
00:05:49	Now, is that considered a nut?

00:21:28	You had Sergeant Chadway?
00:21:30	Me too.
00:21:31	He was a nice guy.

S03E17E18 - The Boyfriend

00:42:33	I'd love to help you move!
00:42:34	Yeah. Me too!
00:42:36	Okay, guys. We've got to be careful of one thing.

00:43:02	You broke up with him?
00:43:04	Me too!
00:43:07	What happened?

S03E21 - The Letter

00:11:38	I love it.
00:11:41	Me too.
00:11:46	Five hundred dollars?

00:15:04	Well, I really love that piece.
00:15:05	Yeah, oh, me too.
00:15:07	Me too. Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

00:15:05	Yeah, oh, me too.
00:15:07	Me too. Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
00:15:09	You know, in fact,

S04E05 - The Wallet

00:13:11	Yeah, seriously.
00:13:12	Yeah, yeah. Me too, miss.
00:13:13	I missed.

S04E07 - The Bubble Boy

00:00:59	You know, I think I ate too much of that garlic.
00:01:01	Yeah, me too.
00:01:02	No, I ate the whole plate.

S04E09 - The Opera

00:15:19	looking over my shoulder.
00:15:20	Me too.
00:15:22	Crazy Joe Davola...

S04E10 - The Virgin

00:10:37	I'm really hungry.
00:10:38	Yeah, me too.
00:10:38	We gotta get something.

S04E11 - The Contest

00:18:42	I've been snapping at everybody lately.
00:18:44	Me too! I'm yelling at strangers on the street.
00:18:50	Hello.

S04E12 - The Airport

00:21:15	I've ever been on in my entire life.
00:21:17	Yeah, me too.
00:21:19	I'll call you.

S04E23E24 - The Pilot

00:35:28	Now it's on TV. It's different.
00:35:31	- I told everybody I know to watch it. - Yeah, me too.
00:35:34	- Did you hear from Russell? - No.

S05E03 - The Glasses

00:00:47	Yeah.
00:00:47	Me too.
00:00:52	Hey.

S05E04 - The Sniffing Accountant

00:11:47	Maybe I will.
00:11:48	Yeah, me too.
00:11:50	All right, what are you gonna say to him?

S05E06 - The Lip Reader

00:09:00	at the tennis match on TV yesterday.
00:09:02	Yeah! Yeah, me too!
00:09:04	He was at the snack bar eating a hot-fudge sundae.

00:14:56	JERRY: So I really had a good time.
00:14:57	Yeah, me too.
00:14:59	So you wanna go to the party on Friday night?

S05E07 - The Non-Fat Yogurt

00:21:27	I wonder what actually happened in that lab.
00:21:29	Yeah. Me too.
00:21:33	I can't eat this!

S05E11 - The Conversion

00:13:55	I'm pro-foot.
00:13:57	Me too.
00:13:59	Do you think I should call him and apologize?

S05E12 - The Stall

00:07:55	I am definitely down for some rock climbing.
00:07:57	Yeah, me too. I am down! I am totally down!
00:08:00	Mark me down!

00:13:17	I look forward to Saturday night.
00:13:20	Yeah, me too.
00:13:21	Okay, so I'll see you Saturday night.

S05E13 - The Dinner Party

00:06:28	I'm on my way over there right now.
00:06:30	Yeah, me too.
00:06:32	-You're Jerry, right? -David.

S05E17 - The Wife

00:13:16	Hey, I'm sorry about that can opener stuff.
00:13:19	Yeah. Me too.
00:13:22	I love you.

S05E21 - The Hamptons

00:01:55	I never tasted a cough medicine I didn't love.
00:01:58	Me too. I love cough medicine.
00:02:01	You see? We were made for each other.

00:11:11	- How you gonna do that? - I can be very clever.
00:11:14	- I'm gonna take a swim. - Oh, me too. I'll meet you down there.
00:11:18	Don't go in. Rachel's getting undressed.

S06E02 - The Big Salad

00:16:30	Oh, I love curls.
00:16:32	Yeah, me too.
00:16:33	All right, I'll see you later.

S06E04 - The Chinese Woman

00:17:29	She invited me over for dinner.
00:17:30	She said you should come too.
00:17:32	Tonight? Yeah.

S06E05 - The Couch

00:21:38	I'm sorry you feel that way, Elaine.
00:21:40	Yeah, me too.
00:21:42	It's just too bad.

S06E09 - The Secretary

00:10:29	That don't make you look high-waisted?
00:10:31	Yes. Me too.
00:10:33	What size are you?

S06E12 - The Label Maker

00:14:20	I've got Super Bowl fever.
00:14:22	Oh, yeah, me too.
00:14:24	Yeah.

S06E17 - The Kiss Hello

00:05:22	Nana called me to open the ketchup bottle.
00:05:24	Yeah, me too.
00:05:25	Hello, Jerry.

S07E01 - The Engagement

00:02:46	Why can't I be normal?
00:02:47	Yes! Me too.
00:02:48	I want to be normal. Normal!

00:03:35	You think I'm not?
00:03:36	I'm not kidding. Me too.
00:03:39	Melanie, you can shush me at every opportunity.

S07E05 - The Hot Tub

00:05:02	Sorry about the Olympics.
00:05:04	Me too.
00:05:06	Listen, listen. I'm gonna go call work,

S07E06 - The Soup Nazi

00:08:57	and I love the inlay.
00:08:58	Yes, yes. Me too.
00:09:01	Ai, It's gorgeous, completely. Pick it up.

00:11:49	Elaine...I'm really sorry about the armoire.
00:11:52	Yeah, I know. Me too.
00:11:54	So did these thieves want any money?

S07E07 - The Secret Code

00:00:40	Hey, I gotta get some cash. I'm gonna run down to the ATM.
00:00:43	Yeah, I gotta grab some too.
00:00:44	Oh, I'll get it for you. Give me your card.

S07E08 - The Pool Guy

00:00:46	Well, I think that's pretty obvious.
00:00:50	Yeah, me too.
00:00:54	Hey, Elaine.

00:11:53	I-- I love that George.
00:11:55	Me too, and he's dying, Jerry!
00:11:59	If relationship George walks through this door,

S07E14E15 - The Cadillac

00:40:46	I vote to impeach.
00:40:48	Me too. I change my vote.
00:40:51	All those in favor say aye.

S07E16 - The Shower Head

00:01:15	You coming to The Tonight Show?
00:01:17	Yeah, yeah. My parents wanna come too, is that okay?
00:01:20	- Sure. My parents will be there. - The Tonight Show?

S07E23 - The Wait Out

00:01:12	Yeah, I've been waiting out their marriage for three years.
00:01:15	Yeah, me too.
00:01:16	Well, I've been waiting out two or three marriages,

S07E24 - The Invitations

00:21:23	so sorry, George.
00:21:27	Yeah. Me too.
00:21:31	Poor Lilly.

S08E06 - The Fatigues

00:11:04	I quit!
00:11:06	-I'm with him. -Me too.
00:11:07	What? Hey.

S08E15 - The Susie

00:13:03	that if she were here with us today,
00:13:06	she would agree with me too.
00:13:09	-Who? -Her.

S08E17 - The English Patient

00:18:00	Well, I still thought you could do it.
00:18:02	Me too.
00:18:03	Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum.

S08E19 - The Yada Yada

00:09:45	Well, I-- I love talking to you.
00:09:47	Me too.
00:09:49	So speaking of exes, Mm.

S09E17 - The Bookstore

00:05:38	I am an associate.
00:05:40	Hey. Me too.
00:05:41	Yeah, me too.

00:05:40	Hey. Me too.
00:05:41	Yeah, me too.
00:05:44	Oh, God. Why did I do this?

S09E23E24 - The Finale

00:48:47	Oh, Jackie. You're so articulate.
00:48:51	We got plenty of time too.
00:48:53	This jury could be out for days.