SeinQuotes

S01E03 - The Robbery
00:01:15 That is the single greatest packing performance I have ever seen.
00:01:19 I am the master packer.
00:01:23 Yeah, right. You're the master packer.
00:01:19 I am the master packer.
00:01:23 Yeah, right. You're the master packer.
00:01:26 What you must understand, Elaine...
00:01:35 From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks.
00:01:39 Excuse me, master packer?
00:01:42 Yes?
S02E03 - The Jacket
00:05:05 Oh, baby.
00:05:14 Master of the house Doling out the charm ♪
00:05:17 ♪ Ready with the handshake And an open palm ♪
00:06:37 Let me just get my jacket.
00:06:39 Master of the house Keeper of the inn-- ♪
00:06:43 [SIGHS]
00:09:10 his life will last over 2000 years.
00:09:17 Master of the house Quick to catch your eye ♪
00:09:20 ♪ Never wants a passerby To pass him by... ♪
00:17:51 You're not afraid of a little spice, are you?
00:17:57 Master of the house Doling out the charm ♪
00:17:59 ♪ Ready with the handshake And an open-- ♪
00:21:27 I'm going to have to do something about this lining.
00:21:37 Master of the house Turning on the charm ♪
00:21:40 ♪ Ready with a handshake And an open palm ♪
S03E07 - The Cafe
00:01:16 No.
00:01:18 She's taking this course in education for her masters.
00:01:20 It's part of her research project,
S04E11 - The Contest
00:11:16 Yes, I'm proud to say I did!
00:11:19 So you're still master of your domain.
00:11:21 Yes.
00:11:22 Yes, I am...
00:11:24 master of my domain.
00:11:25 Ah.
00:13:01 Well, my mother, Jerry.
00:13:05 But are you still master of your domain?
00:13:08 I am king of the county. You?
00:14:33 The question is...
00:14:35 are you still master of your domain?
00:14:39 I'm queen of the castle.
S04E14 - The Movie
00:13:34 Shh!
00:13:36 The Village Voice calls it a masterpiece.
00:13:39 A young woman's strange, erotic journey
S04E19 - The Implant
00:00:43 I usually last about 10 minutes
00:00:44 on the StairMaster.
00:00:45 Unless, of course, if someone's stretching in front of me
00:00:49 Really?
00:00:51 That's why they call it the StairMaster.
00:00:52 You get up there and stare.
S05E02 - The Puffy Shirt
00:16:30 Yes.
00:16:32 He was not master of his domain.
00:16:40 But how--?
S05E10 - The Cigar Store Indian
00:09:06 May I, uh...?
00:09:08 May I show you the master bedroom?
00:09:13 WINONA: Who is it?
S06E21 - The Fusilli Jerry
00:07:29 I can't tell you how much I appreciate this.
00:07:31 George, if you can master this, you'll never be alone again.
00:07:38 Now the end is kind of an option. I use the swirl.
S07E01 - The Engagement
00:20:58 I know.
00:20:59 So tell me, who was the big mastermind?
00:21:02 Oh. Tsk. I can't, Jerry.
S07E07 - The Secret Code
00:15:45 Oh, you may stray,
00:15:48 but you'll always return to your dark master:
00:15:51 the cocoa bean.
S07E18 - The Friars Club
00:01:55 Must be some book.
00:01:57 Well, it turns out that the master slept
00:01:58 only 20 minutes every three hours.
S07E19 - The Wig Master
00:02:16 Who is he?
00:02:17 He's a wig master.
00:02:19 Hm? What is a wig master?
00:02:17 He's a wig master.
00:02:19 Hm? What is a wig master?
00:02:20 He's with the touring company
00:05:38 So the wig mas...
00:05:39 The wig master said you could stop by the theater tonight,
00:05:42 and he'll show you around.
00:17:25 Yeah, she's the costume designer,
00:17:27 and he's the wig master for the show.
00:17:29 Oh, you're staying with my friend George.
S08E14 - The Van Buren Boys
00:21:17 Love to.
00:21:21 And after college I got my master's at the Sorbonne.
00:21:25 Sorbonne. Oh, hey, that's in Paris.
S08E17 - The English Patient
00:04:45 You can bike ride. Anything you want.
00:04:47 StairMaster? What?
00:04:48 Nothing.
S09E05 - The Junk Mail
00:20:11 Henry Atkins?
00:20:12 The postmaster general?
00:20:14 Last time I checked.
00:20:59 And I'm pretty damn serious about it.
00:21:01 In addition to being a postmaster...
00:21:05 I'm a general.
S09E12 - The Reverse Peephole
00:11:20 And can you also carry my keys?
00:11:22 What are you, a medieval dungeon master?
00:11:25 And a tin of Altoids.
S09E13 - The Cartoon
00:21:45 This will be funny. Now she's got nothing.
00:21:48 Master of evil, Jerry Seinfeld,
00:21:50 broke off all contact with me.
S09E15 - The Wizard
00:12:13 Figure that'll cover us either way.
00:12:16 You're a master of race relations.
00:12:19 Hey, so Kramer's running for president of the condo?
00:18:15 Yeah, Bob Saccamano's father.
00:18:19 And that leads into the master bedroom.
00:18:23 Tell us more.
00:18:24 You want to hear more?
00:18:27 The master bedroom opens into the solarium...
00:18:30 Another solarium?
00:20:34 Congratulations, Mr. President.
00:20:36 Congratulations, Mr. Puppet Master.
00:20:38 Ha-ha.