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S02E01 - The Ex-Girlfriend
00:11:27 It's all set up for you to wait.
00:11:29 You sit there and you got your little magazine.
00:11:31 You pretend you read it, but you're really looking at other people.
00:11:40 "l wonder what he's got."
00:11:46 And, "Soon as she goes, I'm getting her magazine."
00:11:50 Then they finally call you, and it's a very exciting moment.
S02E06 - The Statue
00:03:52 Not because you're dirty Not because you're clean
00:03:53 Just because you kissed a girl Behind the magazine...
00:03:57 [LAUGHS] No, no.
S04E11 - The Contest
00:01:39 They're supposed to be working.
00:01:40 My mother had a Glamour magazine.
00:01:43 I started leafing through it.
00:22:46 all the time,
00:22:48 you'd see men buying Playhead magazine.
00:22:49 You know... Skulls of the Big 10.
S04E12 - The Airport
00:09:18 I'm gonna stop in the gift shop,
00:09:19 pick up a copy of TIME magazine.
00:09:20 There's supposed to be a blurb about Jerry,
00:09:26 Yeah--
00:09:29 Gotta get my TIME magazine.
00:09:31 I never miss my TIME...
00:09:31 I never miss my TIME...
00:09:32 Okay, get your magazine. Let's get outta here.
00:09:35 Hey! Hey!
00:09:39 Gee, I'm sorry. I got here first.
00:09:41 I don't care when you got here. I want the magazine.
00:09:43 -Let's go. -See, you don't understand.
00:09:43 -Let's go. -See, you don't understand.
00:09:44 There's a blurb about me in this magazine.
00:09:46 A blurb?
00:09:49 Okay, let's go. No, just give--
00:09:51 I want the magazine!
00:09:52 Heh, heh. Uh...no.
00:10:02 You little son of a...
00:10:05 Oh, I can't wait to read my TIME magazine.
00:10:08 Last copy too.
S04E13 - The Pick
00:21:41 I think I've seen that look.
00:21:45 Hey, I got the magazine.
00:21:46 The underwear ad came out.
S04E15 - The Visa
00:01:21 Hey, I've been back four days. I want my mail.
00:01:23 It's mostly bills, magazines, and junk mail anyway.
00:01:26 Elaine, that's what mail is.
00:01:26 Elaine, that's what mail is.
00:01:29 Without bills, magazines, and junk mail,
00:01:30 there is no mail.
00:16:20 Oh, yes, yes, of course.
00:16:22 TV Guide, magazines, everything.
00:16:23 You know, I would've picked up your mail.
S04E22 - The Handicap Spot
00:12:15 It's rated number one
00:12:17 by Hospital Supply and Prosthetic Magazine.
00:12:18 How much?
S05E06 - The Lip Reader
00:02:44 Four-thirty on a Friday afternoon?
00:02:46 Bring a magazine, keep your head down.
00:02:49 Yeah, I guess that could work.
S05E08 - The Barber
00:00:09 Well, first of all, he needs a $20,000 chair to make a $3 tip.
00:00:14 I say cut back on the chair, update the magazines.
00:00:18 Why do barbers always display that license?
S05E14 - The Marine Biologist
00:02:37 I don't want my mother reading it.
00:02:38 Ah, your alumni magazine.
00:02:41 Your mother reads your mail?
00:03:02 (GASPS)
00:03:03 Hey, Jerry, you're in the alumni magazine!
00:03:04 Listen to this:
00:06:13 Yeah, pluggin' along.
00:06:14 You know, I got the alumni magazine.
00:06:16 Whatever happened to your friend, George?
S05E20 - The Fire
00:18:56 Of course. She's deranged.
00:19:01 I went down to the magazine.
00:19:03 I pleaded with him to come see me again.
S06E03 - The Pledge Drive
00:01:08 Right, the guy who talks with the really high voice.
00:01:12 Jerry, did you get my fortune magazine in your mail?
00:01:14 Check the pile.
S06E05 - The Couch
00:02:53 Well, that was in the past, Jerry.
00:02:55 As it happens, New York magazine
00:02:57 just judged his kitchen
S06E06 - The Gymnast
00:08:11 Adjacent to refuse is refuse.
00:08:14 It was on a magazine, and it still had the doily on.
00:08:17 Was it eaten?
S06E18 - The Doorman
00:04:19 I can't go.
00:04:30 The new TIME magazine.
00:04:33 -The new People. -Oh, who's on the cover?
S06E22 - The Diplomat's Club
00:00:06 One hundred fifty dollars a year to sit in a room...
00:00:08 ...eat peanuts, drink coffee and soda and read magazines.
00:00:12 Excuse me, isn't this the flight?
S07E02 - The Postponement
00:15:53 Of course.
00:16:01 I have that magazine article for you.
00:16:03 You know, I had a little, uh, talk
S08E02 - The Soul Mate
00:05:12 Ehh.
00:05:14 Where are the poetry magazines?
00:05:15 The New Yorker has poetry.
S08E03 - The Bizarro Jerry
00:19:52 Here's her picture.
00:19:54 What'd you do? Cut this out of a magazine or something?
00:19:57 What?
S08E19 - The Yada Yada
00:17:40 Um--
00:17:41 Newer magazines.
00:17:47 That's funny.
00:19:34 Oh, I'm just getting warmed up.
00:19:39 Because I'm just a sadist with newer magazines.
00:19:44 Huh?
S09E01 - The Butter Shave
00:11:12 Is that what the doctor said?
00:11:13 No. I read an article in Bon Appetite magazine.
00:11:17 I'll see you, man.
S09E05 - The Junk Mail
00:11:45 Oh. Right now he's a fact-checker
00:11:48 for New York magazine.
00:11:49 It's not much,