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S01E01 - The Seinfeld Chronicles
00:11:45 Yeah, sure.
00:11:48 Okay, great. No, no. It's no trouble at all.
00:11:51 I'll see you tomorrow.
00:13:29 - Why even give her an option? - This is a person l like.
00:13:33 It's not how to score on spring break.
00:13:35 Can we go? l'm double-parked. I'm gonna get a ticket.
00:14:12 How's the real estate business?
00:14:16 It's not bad. lt's coming along.
00:14:21 Why, did you need something?
00:18:46 Jerry, l was wondering...
00:18:48 would it be possible, and if it's not, fine...
00:18:51 for me to stay here tomorrow night too?
S01E02 - The Stakeout
00:10:21 I can see if there was a weight problem...
00:10:23 No, it's not that.
00:10:25 It wasn't all one-sided.
00:20:50 Oh, really? Elaine Marie Benes.
00:20:54 What? No, it's not a big deal.
00:20:56 No, that's great. That's terrific.
S01E03 - The Robbery
00:00:41 I would feel worse if I got the toe than if I got the finger.
00:00:44 It's not easy to give the toe.
00:00:46 You gotta get the shoe off, the sock off and drive, get it up in the...
00:09:11 I don't really think we're gonna crack this case. Do you?
00:09:15 It's not like Batman, where there's three crooks in the city...
00:09:19 and everybody pretty much knows who they are.
00:19:43 All right, then, just get rid of it. You won't have any problem.
00:19:46 No, it's not a problem. I can get rid of the apartment this afternoon.
00:19:50 What apartment?
S01E04 - Male Un-Bonding
00:09:12 What?
00:09:14 This friendship, it's not working.
00:09:16 Not working? What are you talking about?
00:09:30 Tell me. I want to know what I did.
00:09:32 You didn't do anything. It's not you, it's me.
00:09:37 It's... this is very difficult.
00:09:41 I mean, I-- I know. You're a very busy guy.
00:09:43 No, it's not that.
00:09:45 You're one of the f... few people I can talk to.
00:11:43 So, we order lunch, and we're talking.
00:11:45 Finally, she blurts out how it's not working.
00:11:47 Really.
S01E05 - The Stock Tip
00:01:18 either you're born with a sense of humor or you're not.
00:01:20 It's not gonna change.
00:01:22 Even if you go from the red sun of Krypton
00:03:10 That's exquisite.
00:03:11 Listen, if it's not too much trouble,
00:03:13 could you pass me that paper over there?
00:12:27 and of course, the dry cleaner can respond,
00:12:29 "It's not our fault. We're not responsible.
00:12:32 We just ruin the clothes. That ends our legal obligation."
S02E01 - The Ex-Girlfriend
00:08:48 So, what did you do?
00:08:49 Well, nothing. It's no skin off my hide if people like to look.
00:08:52 I just didn't see what the big attraction was.
00:09:21 I don't know how this happened.
00:09:22 Jerry, it's not my fault.
00:09:25 No, it's not your fault.
00:09:22 Jerry, it's not my fault.
00:09:25 No, it's not your fault.
00:09:27 "Books, books, I need my books."
00:09:38 ...Ahab and the whale become good friends.
00:09:43 It's not like Marlene's a bad person or anything...
00:09:46 ...but, my God, we've had three lunches and a movie...
S02E02 - The Pony Remark
00:04:24 -Gonna do this yourself? -It's a simple job.
00:04:28 -Well, you don't think I can, huh? -No, it's not that I don't think you can.
00:04:32 I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.
00:09:28 I just came to say goodbye.
00:09:31 -Hey, need any help with those? -It's nothing. I got it.
00:09:33 So how are your levels coming along?
00:15:37 They don't even know they're having a funeral.
00:15:40 It's not like she's in the back going, "l can't believe Jerry didn't show up."
00:15:44 Maybe she's there in spirit. How about that?
00:16:04 Do you know how easy it is for dead people to travel?
00:16:07 It's not like getting on a bus. One second:
00:16:10 It's all mental.
S02E04 - The Phone Message
00:07:51 Coffee's coffee in the morning.
00:07:53 It's not coffee at 12:00 at night.
00:07:54 Well, some people drink coffee that late.
S02E05 - The Apartment
00:02:37 She always says hello to me.
00:02:39 It's not promised to anyone?
00:02:40 Because she'd take it in a second.
00:05:51 I could tell you what I did, but you won't believe it.
00:05:53 It's not believable.
00:05:53 What did you do?
S02E06 - The Statue
00:15:08 That's not necessary.
00:15:13 You know, maybe it's not that bad an idea.
00:15:15 And I would love to. Nothing would please me more.
S02E08 - The Heart Attack
00:05:31 Susan Davis? Hey, wait a second!
00:05:33 Well, it's not like we'll be bumping into you.
00:05:38 I don't know. You and Susan Davis?
00:20:47 See?
00:20:50 Oh, please, come on. It's nothing--
00:20:51 JERRY: Hey, check out the TV.
00:21:14 That's what I thought was so funny!
00:21:17 It's not funny.
00:21:20 There's nothing funny about that.
S02E10 - The Baby Shower
00:06:49 Do you know what you're saying?
00:06:51 - What you're suggesting is illegal. - It's not illegal.
00:06:55 - It's against the law. - Well, yeah.
00:07:56 They're gonna track me down like a dog, I know it.
00:07:58 Look, now, Jerry, it's no risk. I swear.
00:08:02 The Mets have 75 games on cable this year.
00:11:06 - Forget it. - No, really, an airport run.
00:11:09 It's nothing.
00:11:10 It's one thing if I asked you, "Could you do me a favour?"
S02E11 - The Chinese Restaurant
00:05:34 She looks so familiar.
00:05:36 It's not fair that people are seated first come, first served.
00:05:39 It should be based on who's hungriest.
00:09:03 Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom.
00:09:07 And it's, like, right there, you know? It's not even...
00:09:11 down a little hall or off in an alcove, you understand?
S02E12 - The Busboy
00:04:14 I mean, let's face it.
00:04:16 It's not a profession where you embellish your resume
00:04:18 and undergo a series of grueling interviews.
00:14:32 "Think you'd be interested in that?
00:14:34 "It's not a direct cannon.
00:14:35 "You have to change cannons after you land.
00:21:22 or till he can feed himself?
00:21:27 I guess it's not important.
00:21:32 Take care of yourselves.
S03E01 - The Note
00:02:49 Why don't you ever go shopping?
00:02:51 It's not like it's a really funny story or anything.
00:02:53 What happened?
00:13:48 Joe DiMaggio dunks his doughnuts?
00:13:50 -That's right. -See, now I know it's not him.
00:13:52 Joe DiMaggio could not be a dunker.
00:17:20 Tragic.
00:17:21 Well, it's not tragic.
00:17:23 No?
S03E02 - The Truth
00:05:03 What's wrong? What did I do?
00:05:05 But-- Nothing. It's not you.
00:05:06 It's me. I...
00:05:30 I have a right to know. What did I do wrong?
00:05:32 Nothing. It's not you.
00:05:33 I want the truth!
00:14:17 They put those electrodes in your head.
00:14:20 It's not really a mental institution.
00:14:21 It's more like a depression clinic.
S03E03 - The Pen
00:02:06 So, do you have your speech all ready?
00:02:08 It's not a speech, do I have to make a speech?
00:02:10 Of course, they're giving a testimonial for your father.
S03E04 - The Dog
00:07:07 Go ahead. You'll have a good time.
00:07:09 I know. It's not that.
00:07:11 I just want you to go.
00:07:59 That's pretty long.
00:08:05 It's not that long, really.
00:08:06 Yeah.
00:13:50 Jerry, can't you just give it one more day?
00:13:53 It's not his fault.
00:13:54 It's not my dog.
00:13:53 It's not his fault.
00:13:54 It's not my dog.
00:13:55 I don't know where this booze hound is.
00:17:34 Exactly.
00:17:35 It's not like she's in the movie.
00:17:37 Right.
00:20:49 Hey, that's supposed to be great.
00:20:50 -It's not. -Well, how do you know?
00:20:52 I have an instinct for these things.
S03E05 - The Library
00:01:35 If it's a dime a day, it could be 100,000.
00:01:38 It's not going to be anything. I returned the book.
00:01:40 I remember it very vividly,
00:05:32 Let's go see if it's Heyman.
00:05:33 It's not him.
00:05:35 Hey, I'll, uh... I'll see you boys later, huh?
S03E06 - The Parking Garage
00:05:53 The numbers go up to 40.
00:05:56 Maybe it's not on this level.
00:06:00 What?
S03E07 - The Cafe
00:04:04 What's "casus belli"?
00:04:05 Oh, it's nothing.
00:04:06 Is it about me?
00:09:23 What?
00:09:24 Statute of limitations. It's not a statue.
00:09:29 No, it's statue.
S03E08 - The Tape
00:05:45 Oh, some bald thing, a bald thing.
00:05:47 I don't know. It's nothing.
00:05:50 Remember Beder?
S03E09 - The Nose Job
00:09:13 Then what?
00:09:14 He still wins, but it's not a blowout.
00:09:19 She wants to be an actress.
00:10:09 and not caring.
00:10:15 It's not like that at all.
00:10:22 How do you even know the jacket is there?
S03E10 - The Stranded
00:03:20 You may think you've won, but you haven't won.
00:03:22 Do you know why? It's not over.
00:03:24 This is not over.
00:03:30 All right.
00:03:31 Don't worry. It's not over.
00:03:32 I'm going now.
S03E11 - The Alternate Side
00:13:17 they're running wild there.
00:13:19 It's not an easy thing to bring up.
00:13:20 Yeah, that's true.
00:14:10 I got all distracted.
00:14:11 It's not even my car. It's a rental.
00:14:13 What are you doing out there?
S03E12 - The Red Dot
00:05:04 Oh, it's damaged.
00:05:05 Well, it's not really damaged.
00:05:07 Wow. $85, huh?
00:17:21 I don't know what your problem is.
00:17:22 It's not my fault you're back on the wagon.
00:17:24 It's "off the wagon."
S03E13 - The Subway
00:13:08 This is what I need, just what I need.
00:13:11 Okay, take it easy. I'm sure it's nothing.
00:13:13 Probably rats on the track.
00:13:57 Think about that. This is nothing.
00:14:00 No, it's not nothing, it's something.
00:14:03 It's a nightmare.
S03E14 - The Pez Dispenser
00:03:42 Don't applaud when she stops playing the first time.
00:03:43 It's not over yet.
00:03:45 I really resent that.
00:15:46 See?
00:15:48 It's not so hard.
00:15:50 Go ahead.
00:18:35 Hide!
00:18:38 It's not a surprise party!
00:18:41 Yeah?
00:18:43 Come on up.
00:18:44 It's not him.
00:18:47 You don't wanna go out with me
S03E15 - The Suicide
00:00:17 "I got more. Whatever you need, I can get it for you.
00:00:20 Just let me know what you need. It's no problem, I mean...."
00:00:23 But any kind of physical test, I don't know what it is...
00:05:26 No, I'll go get the robe.
00:05:32 It's not too bad. It's not like a Sunny von Bulow coma.
00:05:40 Doctor said he should snap out of it any time.
00:13:51 I don't want you to get upset or anything...
00:13:53 but with Martin and all, maybe it's not a good idea
00:13:55 to be seen together...
S03E16 - The Fix-Up
00:16:39 I'll call her when you leave. I don't care.
00:16:41 You can't. It's none of your business!
00:16:42 It is so my business.
S03E17E18 - The Boyfriend
00:01:39 you never told me?
00:01:41 Well, it's not an easy thing to bring up.
00:01:44 Hey, you know,
00:07:59 Well, you know what I've discovered, Mrs. Sokol?
00:08:01 It's not so much the looking
00:08:02 as the listening.
00:21:32 I can--
00:21:34 No, it's no problem at all.
00:21:35 I--
00:23:57 What are you, you trying to make a joke, Mrs. Sokol?
00:23:59 Because it's not funny. I can tell you that.
00:24:02 I'm serious. She doesn't.
S03E19 - The Limo
00:09:42 Being in the back of a limo, I'm sorry, it's just...
00:09:45 it's not that cool.
00:09:46 Most of the time, you feel like you're in, like,
S03E20 - The Good Samaritan
00:13:30 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:13:31 How do you know it's not John Tesh?
00:13:36 The blonde with the blue sweatpants.
00:17:21 I'm glad we understand each other.
00:17:22 It's not complicated.
00:17:29 Very nice meeting you.
00:18:53 You lie! How hard is it to lie?
00:18:55 It's not that hard.
00:18:59 Well, who told you to sleep with her, George?
00:18:59 Well, who told you to sleep with her, George?
00:19:01 It's not my fault.
00:19:03 I wasn't gonna do anything
S03E21 - The Letter
00:15:25 You know, I want you to have it.
00:15:27 This could be in a museum someday. It's not safe with me.
00:15:30 It should really be in a doorman building.
00:17:43 Maybe I won't send her that check.
00:17:50 You know, it's not really that terrible.
00:17:52 What are you talking about?
S03E22 - The Parking Space
00:12:09 He was down there.
00:12:10 Once he passed his front bumper, it's no longer his space.
00:12:13 No, it doesn't matter.
S03E23 - The Keys
00:00:56 Do dreams require liquid?
00:00:58 It's not like I'm running a marathon. I'm just lying there.
00:01:01 What the hell? Why is the door open?
00:01:29 Forgot the popper.
00:01:37 It's not broken.
00:01:43 Come on...
00:03:18 -Oh, you're joking. -I'm serious.
00:03:19 -It's not gonna happen again. -Yes, it will.
00:03:21 -Now, give me those keys. -No, no.
S04E01 - The Trip (1)
00:14:48 Hey, hey, hey!
00:14:50 It's not Lupe's fault.
00:14:52 You shouldn't have left it out.
S04E02 - The Trip (2)
00:01:38 is one of the better jobs that you can get.
00:01:41 You know, it's not too dangerous,
00:01:43 the criminals are long gone.
S04E03E04 - The Pitch-The Ticket
00:03:28 All right, forget that idea.
00:03:30 It's not for you.
00:03:33 Okay, okay, okay. I got it.
00:12:30 Uh, he's doing something.
00:12:33 I don't what it is. It's nothing.
00:12:34 He's not doing anything.
00:15:05 nothing.
00:15:07 Well, it's not about nothing.
00:15:09 No, it's about nothing.
00:27:06 I'll pay for it.
00:27:06 It's not the money.
00:27:08 What is it you object to?
00:30:53 Is that Joe Davola?
00:30:55 It's not him!
00:30:58 I can't live like this. I'm being stalked.
S04E05 - The Wallet
00:05:24 No, it isn't.
00:05:25 It's not true.
00:05:26 You're a wonderful, wonderful boy.