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S02E02 - The Pony Remark
00:00:11 And you know how it works. They got the leisure police.
00:00:15 They pull up in front of the old people's house with the golf cart.
00:00:18 "Let's go, pop. White belt, white pants, white shoes, get in the back.
S04E06 - The Watch
00:01:33 They put a piece of green felt on the bottom.
00:01:35 "It's a golf, desk, tie and stress organizer, Dad."
00:01:40 To me, nothing compares with the paperweight
S04E07 - The Bubble Boy
00:03:35 Uh... Uh...
00:03:36 Because I'm gonna be playing golf
00:03:38 at the Westchester Country Club.
00:03:43 It's private. It's very private,
00:03:47 but I met the pro at the golf shop up on 49th Street.
00:03:50 I gave him one of these Cubans,
00:04:15 but, uh, all right.
00:04:17 Well, what, they got any golf courses up there?
00:04:18 No, no, no... No, no...
00:11:16 Uh, well, you know, Jerry's left,
00:11:19 but listen, see, my golf game got canceled.
00:11:22 I'm thinking of going up myself.
S04E08 - The Cheever Letters
00:04:33 What's with you?
00:04:34 No more golf.
00:04:36 Why?
S04E21 - The Smelly Car
00:17:57 I was in the video store,
00:17:58 and I was practicing my golf swing, you know.
00:18:00 And, uh, you know, with a broom,
00:18:11 Well, we started talking.
00:18:12 She's a golf teacher!
00:18:14 So I went to a lesson,
00:18:15 and, you know, something happened between us,
00:18:17 but she's a golf teacher, Jerry!
00:18:18 I've struck gold!
S04E23E24 - The Pilot
00:20:28 - Thanks a lot. - That's good.
00:20:29 Now, I like to play golf.
00:20:31 Look, this stuff doesn't matter to me.
S06E02 - The Big Salad
00:03:27 Gendason. What a jerk!
00:03:29 I'm never playing golf with him again.
00:03:33 Who? Gendason?
00:03:38 He used to be a baseball player.
00:03:40 Oh. How'd you end up playing golf with him?
00:03:42 Well, I met him on the course a couple years ago.
00:07:47 We also have a report that earlier in the day,
00:07:51 a groundskeeper at Van Courtlandt Golf Course
00:07:54 reportedly saw an irate Gendason
00:09:39 for the purchasing of the big salad.
00:09:43 Kramer golfed with him.
00:09:45 And Kramer thinks a penalty stroke
00:12:14 What tee?
00:12:15 A golf tee in the dry cleaner.
00:12:23 Newman.
00:18:56 Okay.
00:19:03 I mean, they found a tee, and he played golf that day.
00:19:06 I mean, nobody walks into a dry cleaners with a tee.
00:21:27 His name is...Kramer...
00:21:30 and he's reportedly one of Gendason's golfing buddies.
00:21:33 9-1-1. What are you reporting?
S07E12 - The Caddy
00:00:03 I don't know why people are surprised'
00:00:05 when someone gets hit in the head with a golf ball.
00:00:07 Have you ever watched these tournaments on TV?
00:00:20 But if you have a nice follow-through...
00:00:23 you know, that's golf.
00:00:25 I'm always impressed, actually,
00:00:25 I'm always impressed, actually,
00:00:26 with the golf cameraman whose job it is...
00:00:29 to follow the golf ball when it's in the sky.
00:00:26 with the golf cameraman whose job it is...
00:00:29 to follow the golf ball when it's in the sky.
00:00:32 You know, it's a little white ball.
00:01:14 Hello, boys.
00:01:16 You're not playing golf?
00:01:17 Yes, indeed.
00:09:16 Hey, you know, my arm really hurts.
00:09:19 Wonder if it's gonna affect my golf swing.
00:09:22 Oh!
00:19:33 Yes, that's correct.
00:19:35 What was your golf score the last round you played?
00:19:37 Before your shoulder was injured?
S07E21E22 - The Bottle Deposit
00:01:36 One item in particular has caught my eye.
00:01:39 The presidential golf clubs.
00:01:40 Oh.
00:06:04 Lot number 745.
00:06:06 We have a full set of golf clubs
00:06:09 that were owned by President John F. Kennedy,
00:06:43 Do I hear 6600?
00:06:45 The president's own golf clubs.
00:06:47 Leisure life at Camelot.
00:24:34 Are the clubs in it? Ask him.
00:24:36 Are there golf clubs in the back?
00:24:38 We really can't tell.
00:35:14 Jeez!
00:35:16 It's a golf club. There's no gun.
00:35:17 He-- He threw a golf club at me!
00:35:16 It's a golf club. There's no gun.
00:35:17 He-- He threw a golf club at me!
00:35:20 Those are JFK's golf clubs.
00:35:17 He-- He threw a golf club at me!
00:35:20 Those are JFK's golf clubs.
00:35:25 Hey, I'm under fire.
S08E01 - The Foundation
00:01:31 I don't mind the cemetery.
00:01:32 In fact, now I see why people like golf.
00:01:35 It's just nice to be outside in a well-landscaped area.
S08E22 - The Summer of George
00:01:17 I've always wanted to do that.
00:01:19 -I'm can learn to play Frolf. -You mean golf?
00:01:22 Frolf. Frisbee golf, Jerry. Golf with a Frisbee.
00:01:19 -I'm can learn to play Frolf. -You mean golf?
00:01:22 Frolf. Frisbee golf, Jerry. Golf with a Frisbee.
00:01:27 This is gonna be my time.
S09E05 - The Junk Mail
00:20:26 Oh.
00:20:27 I even had to cancel a round of golf
00:20:29 with the Secretary of State.
00:20:29 with the Secretary of State.
00:20:30 Do you like golf, Mr. Kramer?
00:20:33 [FEARFULLY] Yeah.
00:21:17 why I get a little irritated
00:21:19 when somebody calls me away from my golf.
00:21:21 I'm sorry.
S09E20 - The Puerto Rican Day
00:00:45 Keep your shirt on, I got it.
00:00:46 Watch out for that maroon Golf.
00:00:46 Oh, boy.
00:01:01 Wait. Now, now, now. Jerry, go-- Ah.
00:01:07 Oh, calm down, maroon Golf.
00:01:10 He thinks I cut him off. He accelerated.
00:04:25 Black Saab.
00:04:27 Maroon Golf.
00:04:29 Where you going, black Saab?
00:08:42 and scam your insurance company,
00:08:44 you'll have to work this out with maroon Golf.
00:08:48 Absolutely not. He sped up.
00:10:34 Stay away from my breasts-- Chest!
00:10:37 See you around, maroon Golf.
00:10:40 And by the way, that was an "I'm not sorry" wave.