Buy me a cafe latte

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S01E01 - The Seinfeld Chronicles
00:01:25 Senator, l'd like to know what you knew and when you knew it.
00:01:28 Mr. Seinfeld, Mr. Costanza.
00:01:31 Are you sure this is decaf?
S01E05 - The Stock Tip
00:07:51 There's one thing I don't understand.
00:07:54 Why does it please you? George Costanza, please.
00:07:57 I'm just telling you to get rid of that stock now!
S02E01 - The Ex-Girlfriend
00:10:49 Yeah, she is.
00:10:52 -Mr. Costanza? -Yeah?
00:10:54 The doctor will see you now.
S02E04 - The Phone Message
00:10:17 It's, uh, George.
00:10:19 George Costanza. Remember me?
00:10:21 The guy that didn't come up for coffee.
S02E05 - The Apartment
00:19:12 So, please, a little respect,
00:19:16 for I am Costanza, lord of the idiots.
00:19:23 ROXANNE: You're all winners!
S02E07 - The Revenge
00:08:33 This really means a lot to me.
00:08:37 Is that Costanza over there?
00:08:41 What are you doing here?
00:19:29 It's me.
00:19:30 You know something, Costanza?
00:19:31 I'm a very lucky man.
00:20:20 our little, shrimpy friend,
00:20:22 George Costanza,
00:20:23 who,
S02E08 - The Heart Attack
00:04:01 I'm George.
00:04:04 George Costanza.
00:04:07 I never been in a hospital a day in my life...
00:07:31 Hello.
00:07:35 Mr. Costanza...
00:07:37 Uh, yeah, you know, doc,
S02E10 - The Baby Shower
00:16:54 George.
00:16:58 George Costanza.
00:17:01 Hi.
S02E11 - The Chinese Restaurant
00:20:00 I can't go anyway. I have to wait here for Tatiana's call.
00:20:03 Let me just check. Excuse me, I'm expecting a call. Costanza?
00:20:07 Yes. I just got a call.
00:20:14 Nobody came up. I hang up.
00:20:18 Well, was it for Costanza or...?
00:20:22 Yes, yes, that's it. Nobody answered.
S03E02 - The Truth
00:04:21 An old friend of mine, whom you may have met,
00:04:23 George Costanza,
00:04:24 has recently become intimate
00:06:58 the man himself,
00:06:59 George Louis Costanza.
00:07:01 Here I am, about to go to the electric chair,
S03E05 - The Library
00:07:30 He purposely mispronounced my name.
00:07:32 Instead of saying "Costanza",
00:07:35 he'd say, "Can't-stand-ya!
00:17:45 I said, "Mr. Heyman,
00:17:47 "it's me, George Costanza,
00:17:49 "J.F.K.,
S03E07 - The Cafe
00:14:09 The window's right here.
00:14:14 You're a fascinating man, George Costanza.
00:14:20 The average person sees a situation like this,
S03E08 - The Tape
00:08:35 ♪ Follow me ♪
00:08:36 Is George Costanza,
00:08:38 and he plays an airline pilot
S03E09 - The Nose Job
00:01:56 Take a guess.
00:01:58 Well, Mr. Costanza,
00:02:00 we have nothing available at the present time
S03E19 - The Limo
00:20:49 I'm Jerry Seinfeld.
00:20:49 I'm George Costanza.
00:20:50 He's Jerry Seinfeld.
00:20:50 He's Jerry Seinfeld.
00:20:50 He's George Costanza.
00:20:51 This is really a misunderstanding.
S04E01 - The Trip (1)
00:05:39 that reflect the many moods, the many shades,
00:05:42 the many sides of George Costanza.
00:05:44 And what mood is this?
S04E02 - The Trip (2)
00:04:43 I'm, uh...
00:04:45 George Costanza.
00:04:47 What's the matter with you? Are you crazy?
00:04:56 Your name is a good name.
00:04:58 Costanza. Sounds like it stands for something.
00:04:59 They'll believe us.
00:06:27 How much do you tip a chambermaid?
00:06:29 Which one of you is Costanza?
00:06:31 Get in.
S04E03E04 - The Pitch-The Ticket
00:07:29 So on the show,
00:07:30 there's a character named George Costanza?
00:07:32 Yeah.
00:31:04 "Mr. Seinfeld."
00:31:04 What about "Mr. Costanza"?
00:31:06 I'm not here?
S04E06 - The Watch
00:09:09 There is a George Bonanza to see you.
00:09:12 Costanza. Costanza.
00:09:14 George Costanza.
00:09:12 Costanza. Costanza.
00:09:14 George Costanza.
00:09:16 The guy who pitched him the show with the stories about nothing.
00:11:59 The president of NBC.
00:12:01 Look, Mr. Costanza,
00:12:03 it's too late now anyway.
00:12:34 Have your veal, or whatever it is. Enjoy.
00:12:36 Mr. Costanza...
00:12:37 All right. That's it. All right. Good.
S04E09 - The Opera
00:16:35 Pop, would you buzz off? I got something cooking here.
00:16:38 Costanza? Mr. Reichman?
00:16:40 You've still got a mouth like a sewer!
S04E11 - The Contest
00:19:32 He's picking me up.
00:19:33 All right, Costanza.
00:19:35 It's you and me.
S04E13 - The Pick
00:16:07 you know what jumps into most people's minds?
00:16:09 "Costanza!"
00:16:10 People don't change.
S04E16 - The Shoes
00:13:24 Suddenly, I'm in the mood for pasta primavera myself.
00:13:38 Get a good look, Costanza?
00:13:44 What were you doing?
S04E17 - The Outing
00:13:37 "of his fastidious bachelor pad,
00:13:40 "Seinfeld and Costanza bicker
00:13:42 "over the cleanliness of a piece of fruit
S04E22 - The Handicap Spot
00:17:37 to personally thank our gracious host,
00:17:40 Frank Costanza,
00:17:41 who has earned the Silver Circle Award,
00:18:04 Oh, thank you very much.
00:18:07 Mr. Costanza?
00:18:08 Yes.
S04E23E24 - The Pilot
00:32:19 How pathetic.
00:32:21 Yeah, this is George Costanza. I'm... I'm calling for my test results.
00:32:27 Negative?
S05E02 - The Puffy Shirt
00:02:18 We just painted.
00:02:21 Hello, Mrs. Costanza.
00:02:22 Hello, Kramer. Close the door.
00:02:30 So, how are you, Jerry?
00:02:31 Fine Mrs. Costanza. Hey, I got a terrific joke for you.
00:02:34 Nah. Not interested.
00:11:44 But I don't want to be a pirate!
00:11:50 MRS. COSTANZA: I knew it.
00:11:52 I knew it.
S05E04 - The Sniffing Accountant
00:17:04 who's this perverted little weasel?
00:17:06 Uh, this is Costanza, he's our new bra salesman.
00:17:09 He's supposed to start on Monday.
S05E05 - The Bris
00:09:17 Yeah.
00:09:19 Mr. Costanza, come in. Come in.
00:09:22 It's been a very trying couple of days around the hospital.
00:11:28 of this horrendous, horrendous tragedy.
00:11:32 Mr. Costanza,
00:11:32 Yes?
S05E07 - The Non-Fat Yogurt
00:06:14 Lloyd!
00:06:15 Hello, Mrs. Costanza.
00:06:17 Georgie, Lloyd Braun is here.
S05E08 - The Barber
00:06:05 How can I help you?
00:06:06 Uh, the name is George Costanza.
00:06:08 Uh, I'm starting work here today.
00:06:13 I wasn't aware that uh-- Mike!
00:06:15 This is George Costanza.
00:06:17 He's starting here today.
00:14:02 And a comb.
00:14:12 Mr. Costanza, Mr. Pensky's here to see you.
00:14:19 Mr. Pensky?
00:14:21 Of the Pensky file?
00:14:23 Costanza?
00:14:24 Arthur Pensky.
00:15:04 You are aware--
00:15:05 -Mr. Costanza? -Not now, Clarisse.
00:15:07 Mr. Pensky should know they're towing his car.
00:22:30 Yes?
00:22:31 Excuse me, but Mr. Costanza's car is being towed.
00:22:43 So when you gonna be able to go out?
S05E10 - The Cigar Store Indian
00:14:44 Told you I'd make it up to you.
00:14:46 Ah. So, Mr. Costanza was pretty mad, huh?
00:14:49 Yeah. You almost ruined his life's work.
00:18:46 Why'd you take my TV Guide?
00:18:47 I'm so sorry about that, Mr. Costanza.
00:18:50 But look, look.
00:20:43 (SIGHS)
00:20:47 I know this coffee table. It's George Costanza's.
00:20:50 It's mine. I'm his mother.
00:21:10 I don't know.
00:21:11 Well, it's gonna make Mr. Costanza very happy.
00:21:14 I guess.
S05E11 - The Conversion
00:04:05 King Edward didn't live in Queens
00:04:06 with Frank and Estelle Costanza.
00:04:09 You know what?
00:08:44 Well, you may attend to it, Sister.
00:08:46 Oh, this is George Costanza.
00:08:48 He is interested in joining the church.
00:09:12 Oh! Uh, yeah. I'm, uh, here to pick up
00:09:15 my friend George Costanza.
00:09:17 Oh, well, he's in with the Father.
00:09:40 By Christmas Day,
00:09:41 I will be Brother Costanza.
00:09:44 And what is Brother Costanza
00:09:41 I will be Brother Costanza.
00:09:44 And what is Brother Costanza
00:09:46 planning on telling Mother Costanza?
00:09:44 And what is Brother Costanza
00:09:46 planning on telling Mother Costanza?
00:09:51 Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of silence.
00:09:46 planning on telling Mother Costanza?
00:09:51 Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of silence.
00:09:56 Oh!
00:16:56 Kramer!
00:17:01 George Costanza?
00:17:03 Estelle's son?
S05E18E19 - The Raincoats
00:05:19 So, how come you're not going over there for dinner?
00:05:20 Jerry, we don't care much for the Costanzas.
00:05:24 We can't stand them.
00:06:03 I really had no idea that
00:06:04 you felt this way about the Costanzas.
00:06:06 They're exhausting. It's like being in an asylum.
00:35:57 It's all right. I got lunch.
00:36:04 Oh, you should've gone to the Costanzas' for dinner.
00:36:06 Mm. The paella was magnificent.
S05E22 - The Opposite
00:06:56 We really don't know each other very well.
00:06:59 Who are you, George Costanza?
00:07:03 I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met.
00:15:08 There's someone here I'd like you to meet.
00:15:10 This is Mr. Costanza. He's one of the applicants.
00:15:14 Nice to meet you.
00:17:39 Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle...
00:17:43 Costanza?
00:17:45 I'm the Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.
S06E04 - The Chinese Woman
00:01:41 I believe he is wearing a cape.
00:01:45 Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a cape?
00:01:48 Well, it is good cape weather, cool, breezy.
00:17:16 Guess what?
00:17:18 Mrs. Costanza called me. They're not getting divorced.
00:17:20 Why? What happened?
00:18:35 It was that chinese woman.
00:18:40 I'm curious, what did you tell Mrs. Costanza
00:18:42 that changed her mind?
00:22:18 Who are you?
00:22:20 I'm frank costanza's lawyer.
S06E05 - The Couch
00:13:22 Uh... Yes. Uh, you don't know me.
00:13:26 Uh, my name is George Costanza.
00:13:28 Did you happen to rent Breakfast At Tiffany's?
00:19:32 Who are you?
00:19:34 This is George Costanza.
00:19:36 It's just very hard to follow with all the talking.
S06E08 - The Mom and Pop Store
00:14:05 I make a motion that we have no more of these meetings
00:14:07 that have been initiated by George Costanza.
00:14:11 I suppose if I had suggested Liam Neeson Day,
S06E09 - The Secretary
00:07:56 Oh, my God!
00:07:58 Mr. Costanza!
00:08:00 Ada, ah! Ah! Ahh!
00:14:16 I need a non-partisan mirror.
00:14:29 I can't thank you enough, Mr. Costanza.
00:14:31 I'm so grateful.
S06E10 - The Race
00:10:44 George!
00:10:46 George Costanza!
00:10:48 Oh, George Costanza.
00:10:46 George Costanza!
00:10:48 Oh, George Costanza.
00:10:51 Kennedy High.
00:14:58 if you're in the politburo, maybe.
00:15:03 Yeah, this is George Costanza.
00:15:04 Any messages for me?
S06E12 - The Label Maker
00:21:15 How am I gonna get out of this?
00:21:17 Think, Costanza. Think!
00:21:23 Here we are.
S06E13 - The Scofflaw
00:17:40 Then at your funeral, the mortician comes out,
00:17:42 "Here, Mrs. Costanza. I thought you might want this."
00:17:44 Ah!
S06E16 - The Beard
00:13:26 I don't know. Maybe I could beat the machine.
00:13:29 Who do you think you are, Costanza?
00:13:33 Hey, you know what? I have access to one of the most deceitful, duplicitous...
S06E17 - The Kiss Hello
00:15:06 and I don't care what the consequences are.
00:15:31 Oh, hi, Mr. Costanza.
00:15:34 We were trying to get in touch with you.
00:15:57 Now, as I see it, you owe me $75.
00:16:01 Look, Mr. Costanza--
00:16:02 Will that be cash or check?
S06E20 - The Doodle
00:06:33 Hey, Paula.
00:06:35 I hear you've been going out with George Costanza.
00:06:37 How did you know?
S06E21 - The Fusilli Jerry
00:19:58 Do you know what a good mechanic is worth? You can't compare that to sex.
00:20:04 - Hi, Mr. Costanza, what's...? - Where's your friend, Kramer?
00:20:07 - I don't know, why? - I'm looking for him, that's why.
S06E22 - The Diplomat's Club
00:03:07 -Excuse me? -Yeah, you must hear that all the time.
00:03:10 I suppose we all look alike to you, right, Costanza?
00:03:13 What? What? No, no, no.
00:05:07 -Who is this? -It's me.
00:05:09 -George Costanza. -Who?
00:05:12 Remember I was here a while back?
00:09:17 -Nice day today. -What?
00:09:20 I'm George, George Costanza. You live around here?
00:09:27 Now arriving at gate 12...
S06E24 - The Understudy
00:06:09 All right.
00:06:12 Anyway, Mr. Costanza, what I want you to do...
00:06:15 ...is to go into the shop with me and tell me what they're saying.
00:06:33 Yeah, yeah.
00:06:36 Listen, Mr. Costanza, if you do this for me...
00:06:39 ...I can get you a manicure. I'll pay for it.
00:08:13 I had an affair with a Korean woman.
00:08:18 Mr. Costanza, I don't...
00:08:19 No, I feel I need to unburden myself.
00:08:25 ...but the clash of cultures was too much.
00:08:28 - Her family would not accept me. - Mr. Costanza, I'm not sure...
00:08:31 Maybe it was because I refused to take off my shoes.
S07E01 - The Engagement
00:03:59 Well.
00:04:00 I had a very interesting lunch with George Costanza today.
00:04:04 Really.
00:21:29 Please, please, please, please, please!
00:21:33 George Costanza...
00:21:37 Yeah?