SeinQuotes

S01E02 - The Stakeout
00:09:33 Which one is she?
00:09:35 From Maryland. She brought you the chocolates you didn't like.
00:09:38 Oh, yeah. Very alert. Warm person.
S02E10 - The Baby Shower
00:02:33 She's yelling, and the next thing I know...
00:02:35 she throws a big can of chocolate syrup all over my new red shirt.
00:02:38 - It was an accident. - Oh, yeah, accident, right.
00:02:41 She was aiming at me, like she was putting out a fire.
00:02:44 So for the rest of the show I'm sitting there with chocolate all over me.
00:02:47 Flies are landing on me.
00:02:56 l'm like a little grovelling worm:
00:02:58 "What kind of chocolate was that?"
00:03:01 "Do you throw any other foods?" You know...
00:12:02 Red shirt! Red shirt! That's the red shirt!
00:12:06 - What are you talking about? - You're wearing the chocolate shirt!
00:12:09 I am. What a strange coincidence.
00:14:25 "What did you go out with me for?
00:14:27 Just to dump chocolate on my shirt, and then dump me altogether?
00:14:31 I don't deserve that kind of treatment.
S04E20 - The Junior Mint
00:14:50 Well, who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint?
00:14:53 It's chocolate. It's peppermint.
00:14:54 It's delicious!
S04E23E24 - The Pilot
00:16:41 I mean, it was an emergency, Jerry.
00:16:44 I was really percolating.
00:16:48 So I decided to run home through the park, and then two guys stopped me.
S05E01 - The Mango
00:04:13 All the time!
00:04:15 Think I'll have a chocolate malted here.
00:04:17 But-- But I'm so good.
S05E04 - The Sniffing Accountant
00:13:04 No, no. I never touch 'em.
00:13:06 Well, I suck 'em down like Coca-Cola.
00:13:11 Well,
S05E06 - The Lip Reader
00:09:07 He had it all over his face!
00:09:10 He's wearin' that chocolate on his face like a beard.
00:09:12 And they got in there really nice and tight,
S05E09 - The Masseuse
00:22:31 then, "That's it. Okay. You're done."
00:22:34 Like having chocolate rubbed all over your face.
00:22:37 You want to go, "Excuse me. I think you missed a spot."
S05E13 - The Dinner Party
00:04:29 Look at all this stuff. What are we getting?
00:04:31 Chocolate babka. That's their specialty.
00:04:33 Love that babka.
00:07:04 and I'll be telling them what a jerk you are!
00:07:08 I'll have the chocolate babka.
00:07:12 You're lucky, Mrs. Benedict. It's our last one.
00:09:07 (GASPS) Another babka?
00:09:12 There's chocolate, and there's cinnamon.
00:09:15 Well, we gotta get the cinnamon.
00:09:15 Well, we gotta get the cinnamon.
00:09:16 But they got the chocolate.
00:09:18 We'll be going in with lesser babka.
00:12:08 and some white in each bite.
00:12:10 Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate.
00:12:13 And yet, still somehow racial harmony eludes us.
00:21:23 Cinnamon?
00:21:24 Why didn't you get chocolate?
00:21:25 -George... -What?
S05E15 - The Pie
00:19:42 Conformity's an obsession with me.
00:19:46 Chocolate cream pie,
00:19:47 compliments of the house.
S06E03 - The Pledge Drive
00:08:24 Why does he do that?
00:08:25 Probably doesn't wanna get chocolate on his fingers.
00:08:28 That's the way these society types eat their candy bars.
S06E09 - The Secretary
00:19:29 on the inside. It's a surprise. That's good.
00:19:32 Plus the chocolate ones are good too.
00:19:34 Sometimes, I just can't even make up my mind.
S06E19 - The Jimmy
00:21:09 You know, I've got a new system of eating these things, George.
00:21:12 I use to peel off the chocolate.
00:21:13 Now, I turn it upside down. I eat the cake first and save...
S06E24 - The Understudy
00:05:50 - They got Italian ice over here. - What flavors do they have?
00:05:53 Well, they've got chocolate, lemon and cherry.
00:05:56 - How about pineapple? - Sure. I'll be right back.
S07E07 - The Secret Code
00:13:42 It's "Bosco."
00:13:44 You know, the chocolate syrup.
00:13:46 I love that stuff. I pour it in milk.
S07E11 - The Rye
00:15:40 and I'll be your driver this evening.
00:15:42 We have blankets for your comfort. I also have hot chocolate...
00:15:45 - if the mood should strike you. - My favourite.
S07E12 - The Caddy
00:10:58 That's one of our top-selling candy bars.
00:11:00 It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat.
00:11:03 It's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding.
S07E18 - The Friars Club
00:04:22 So this da Vinci sleep is working out?
00:04:23 Oh, I'm percolating, Jerry.
00:04:25 I'm telling you, I have never felt so fertile.
S07E23 - The Wait Out
00:13:34 If you screw this up for me, I swear--
00:13:36 Chocolate chip mint?
00:13:37 No.
00:13:37 No.
00:13:39 Actually, Jerry, I prefer chocolate chip.
00:13:42 What is it about the chocolate and the mint
00:13:39 Actually, Jerry, I prefer chocolate chip.
00:13:42 What is it about the chocolate and the mint
00:13:44 that makes it go so well together?
S08E08 - The Chicken Roaster
00:17:12 Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli
00:17:13 if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce.
00:17:18 I love...broccoli.
S08E16 - The Pothole
00:05:23 I should really have a muffin."
00:05:24 I like those chocolate chip ones.
00:05:26 And then I figured, well,
S09E04 - The Blood
00:03:53 Got your strawberries.
00:03:55 Your chocolate sauce.
00:03:56 Your pastrami on rye with mustard.
00:04:28 She tolerated the strawberries
00:04:30 and the chocolate sauce,
00:04:31 but, uh...
S09E11 - The Dealership
00:15:45 I caught him, and his face was covered
00:15:46 in chocolate and cookie crumbs.
00:15:49 Thought you said it was a Twix.
00:16:21 What's the one with
00:16:23 the swirling chocolate in the commercial?
00:16:25 They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial.
00:16:23 the swirling chocolate in the commercial?
00:16:25 They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial.
00:16:28 Not Skittles.
S09E15 - The Wizard
00:17:32 and enforce these rules.
00:17:34 Who wants hot chocolate?
00:17:37 This is a huge scandal!
S09E20 - The Puerto Rican Day
00:10:22 What's that on your forehead?
00:10:24 Uh, probably chocolate.
00:10:25 I-is that one of those laser pointers?