SeinQuotes

S01E01 - The Seinfeld Chronicles
00:11:58 That was her. She wants to stay here.
00:12:12 If my father moved this, he'd have a cigarette...
00:12:14 in his mouth the whole way. "Have you got your end?
S01E05 - The Stock Tip
00:00:29 you got the pants open, you got the napkins destroyed,
00:00:34 cigarette butt in the mashed potatoes.
00:00:37 Then the check comes at that moment.
S02E06 - The Statue
00:17:22 I admit nothing.
00:17:27 Will you put that cigarette out, please?
00:17:30 I mean, he was in the apartment,
00:18:05 Will you put
00:18:06 that cigarette out?
00:18:07 Maybe I put it out on your face.
S03E02 - The Truth
00:09:11 When I was working, I spent, baby!
00:09:16 Yeah, I know. Champagne, limos, cigars.
00:09:19 What happened to the papers?
S03E15 - The Suicide
00:11:44 we now know about prenatal care,
00:11:46 can put a cigarette in her mouth!
00:11:49 What are you doing to me?
S03E17E18 - The Boyfriend
00:05:29 Ugh! God, look at this ashtray.
00:05:31 I hate cigarettes.
00:05:34 You know, I can't stand these guys.
S04E05 - The Wallet
00:02:06 Oh, um, before I forget.
00:02:12 Cuban cigars.
00:02:14 It's a present from my father.
00:11:38 by the way,
00:11:40 you want a box of Cuban cigars?
00:11:43 I smoked one last night.
00:11:54 Here you go.
00:11:55 What, cigars?
00:11:56 -Yeah. Cubans. -Oh, yeah?
00:15:44 Took a shot.
00:15:46 It's a good cigar.
00:16:00 So when do I get to see the doctor?
S04E06 - The Watch
00:00:32 until that night I slept on the convertible sofa.
00:00:36 Cuban cigars.
00:00:37 It's a present from my father.
00:00:39 Here you go.
00:00:40 -What? Oh, cigars? -Yeah. Cubans.
00:00:41 Wow!
00:15:48 I'm glad we agree.
00:15:49 Hey, would you like a cigar? You know, they're Cubans.
00:15:53 I'd love one. Yeah.
S04E07 - The Bubble Boy
00:03:28 Put that thing out before you start another fire.
00:03:30 You had to give him a box of cigars.
00:03:32 So...
00:08:50 We'll talk about it later.
00:08:51 Is that one of the cigars my father gave you?
00:08:58 Hey, what's with George and Susan?
00:22:15 pour right down my face, doesn't bother me a bit."
00:22:19 And a cigar is even worse.
00:22:21 I mean, a cigar is like,
00:22:19 And a cigar is even worse.
00:22:21 I mean, a cigar is like,
00:22:23 "You think this end is bad,
S04E08 - The Cheever Letters
00:01:04 Here, the guy's nice enough
00:01:05 to give you a box of very fine Cuban cigars--
00:01:07 Yeah, I know what happened.
00:01:12 --who proceeds to burn the man's cabin down
00:01:16 with one of those very same cigars!
00:01:19 It's very comical.
00:04:39 at the Westchester Country Club who's letting me play a round
00:04:41 every time I gave him a couple of those Cuban cigars?
00:04:44 Yeah, well, I lost them all in the fire!
00:04:54 Are you, crazy?
00:04:56 I can't ask the guy for more cigars
00:04:57 after you burned down his cabin.
00:06:04 I mean...
00:06:08 How you enjoying those cigars I gave you?
00:06:10 Oh, uh, the cigars.
00:06:08 How you enjoying those cigars I gave you?
00:06:10 Oh, uh, the cigars.
00:06:14 I'm sucking them down.
00:06:17 I'm puffing my brains out, yeah.
00:06:19 You know those cigars are made special for Castro?
00:06:22 I did not know that.
00:06:45 Ha ha!
00:06:48 You know, you can't get those cigars anywhere.
00:06:51 You and your cigars.
00:06:48 You know, you can't get those cigars anywhere.
00:06:51 You and your cigars.
00:06:54 Wear some more lipstick.
00:10:28 if you look at the whole situation,
00:10:30 what with it being your cigars and everything,
00:10:32 it's really rather ironic.
00:14:48 Uh, George, did you talk to that guy
00:14:49 about getting me some more cigars?
00:14:51 I told you, I'm not gonna do that.
00:16:52 what is this about?
00:16:55 Cigars.
00:16:56 Cigars?
00:16:55 Cigars.
00:16:56 Cigars?
00:16:57 Cigars.
00:16:56 Cigars?
00:16:57 Cigars.
00:16:58 What about cigars?
00:16:57 Cigars.
00:16:58 What about cigars?
00:17:00 Uh, see here, I...
00:17:00 Uh, see here, I...
00:17:02 I saved one of the cigar rings.
00:17:06 Oh, you mean...one of these.
S04E14 - The Movie
00:15:18 Uh, 44th and 9th.
00:15:20 Have you got a cigarette?
00:15:22 No.
00:18:18 Yes, yes. We go, we go. One minute.
00:18:21 I run across the street for cigarettes.
00:18:22 For cigarettes? I don't have time.
00:18:21 I run across the street for cigarettes.
00:18:22 For cigarettes? I don't have time.
00:18:23 I'm going to miss my spot.
S05E04 - The Sniffing Accountant
00:12:47 But then again, I've been known to do a lot of things.
00:13:03 Cigarette?
00:13:04 No, no. I never touch 'em.
S05E10 - The Cigar Store Indian
00:07:08 Ta-da!
00:07:14 It's a cigar-store Indian.
00:07:19 Read the card.
00:15:53 Where are you goin'?
00:15:54 I'm gonna go to the cigar stores.
00:15:55 I'm gonna see if I can sell that Indian.
00:19:12 KRAMER: I don't understand.
00:19:13 How can you have a cigar store without an Indian?
00:19:16 It's unseemly.
S05E16 - The Stand-In
00:03:05 How do you stop a kid from growing?
00:03:07 I told you, you should offer him some cigarettes.
00:03:12 I offered him cigarettes.
00:03:07 I told you, you should offer him some cigarettes.
00:03:12 I offered him cigarettes.
00:03:13 But his stupid mother's always hanging around.
S05E17 - The Wife
00:00:25 The only warning label people respect is "dry-clean only."
00:00:29 Speed limits, lung cancer, cigarette warnings--
00:00:31 Your very life is at stake.
S06E10 - The Race
00:19:49 Merry Christmas, George.
00:19:50 And bring me back some of those cigars in the cedar boxes.
00:19:52 The ones with the fancy rings. I love fancy rings.
00:19:57 The red and yellow are nice.
00:19:58 Looks good against the brown with a cigar.
00:19:59 The maduro, I like the maduro wrapper.
S06E11 - The Switch
00:19:34 has a way of finding you.
00:19:36 Cigarette?
00:19:39 Don't mind if I do.
S06E23 - The Face Painter
00:00:08 have a kid. I mean, come on. I mean, you're so close.
00:00:12 If you need a pet that can roller-skate and smoke cigars...
00:00:16 it's time to think about a family.
S07E20 - The Calzone
00:03:45 We'll see.
00:03:47 Hey, Jerry, you like cigars?
00:03:48 Yeah, why?
00:07:26 So how'd you leave it with him?
00:07:27 I'm supposed to meet him to pick up your cigars.
00:07:30 That's another loophole.
00:08:56 So thanks for dinner.
00:08:57 Well, I had to give you these cigars, right?
00:08:59 And since we were both hungry.
00:11:19 Come on up.
00:11:19 What, you got cigars?
00:11:20 Yeah, I got some Cubans for George's wedding.
00:16:50 Peru?
00:16:52 I thought you wanted cigars from Cuba.
00:16:54 I did.
00:20:48 I catch you, I'm killing you, Costanza!
00:20:56 Stupid cigars.
00:20:58 You know, if I didn't send Nicki over to Todd with these things,
S07E21E22 - The Bottle Deposit
00:00:41 You can tell the players that I reimbursed the trainer
00:00:43 for the cigarettes and the diet shakes.
00:00:45 The players will be reimbursed?
S07E24 - The Invitations
00:04:42 Smoking.
00:04:43 Does she hate cigarettes?
00:04:45 Yes, she hates cigarettes.
00:04:43 Does she hate cigarettes?
00:04:45 Yes, she hates cigarettes.
00:04:46 But you don't smoke.
00:10:25 I have got to get out of this thing.
00:10:26 Did you try the cigarettes?
00:10:28 Yeah, they made me sick.
S08E09 - The Abstinence
00:17:03 Yay!
00:17:10 Did that cigarette warning label
00:17:12 mention anything about damage to your appearance?
S08E11 - The Little Jerry
00:11:21 George. I'm so glad to see you.
00:11:23 Heh-heh. Hey, I brought you some cigarettes. Ha.
00:11:26 You buy yourself something nice, huh?
S08E13 - The Comeback
00:19:29 What do you have here?
00:19:31 Vodka, cigarettes, fireworks.
00:19:35 What kind of a sick woman brings this to a 15-year-old?
S08E17 - The English Patient
00:01:44 Almost. Okay, so look, uh,
00:01:46 when you're in Florida, can my cigar guy
00:01:48 drop off some Cubans for me at your parents'?
00:07:39 Oh, you must be Kramer's guys. Come on in.
00:07:41 You got the cigars?
00:07:42 What cigars?
00:07:41 You got the cigars?
00:07:42 What cigars?
00:07:43 Kramer said to bring him back some Cubans.
00:08:03 What did you think I meant?
00:08:05 Cigars!
00:08:07 Jerry, Cuban cigars are illegal in this country.
00:08:05 Cigars!
00:08:07 Jerry, Cuban cigars are illegal in this country.
00:08:11 That's why I got these guys.
00:08:11 That's why I got these guys.
00:08:12 You're making your own cigars now?
00:08:15 Yeah, yeah. I got investors all lined up.
00:08:19 Who are they?
00:08:20 They're Cuban cigar rollers.
00:08:22 Don't tell your mother.
00:14:55 I think so.
00:14:58 I thought he quit smoking cigars.
00:15:01 Well, yeah. Yeah. But they also rolled
00:16:43 Over there. The Dominicans.
00:16:46 Aren't they supposed to be rolling cigars?
00:16:49 Well, it didn't quite work out,
00:20:09 Looks like they're rolling a Double Corona.
00:20:11 Just a cigar made out of Bisquick, huh, Guillermo?
00:20:15 I'm very happy with George.
S09E06 - The Merv Griffin Show
00:01:23 Jerry, look.
00:01:25 Merv Griffin's cigar.
00:01:26 Oh.
S09E10 - The Strike
00:10:01 Thanks.
00:10:02 Phil, I loved those cigars.
00:10:05 Incoming.
S09E15 - The Wizard
00:02:48 Hey.
00:02:49 Well, grab a cigar, boys.
00:02:52 Yeah. It's time to celebrate.