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S01E02 - The Stakeout
00:02:08 Yes, he's a fine boy.
00:02:13 You know what? This would be a funny gift for Pamela's birthday.
00:02:16 Pamela. Do I know her?
00:02:47 Well, a bunch of people are getting together tomorrow night at some bar
00:02:50 for her birthday, but...
00:02:52 You don't wanna go to that. No. Okay.
00:04:03 -Hi. -Yes, we met.
00:04:04 Happy birthday.
00:04:05 Thanks.
00:06:31 We gotta run.
00:06:32 WOMAN: Happy birthday. Goodbye, everyone.
00:06:34 PAMELA: Thanks for coming.
00:14:26 Hey, hey, uh...
00:14:29 Pamela's birthday party.
00:14:31 Didn't I see you there?
S02E09 - The Deal
00:01:06 He was good in Man From U.N.C.L.E.
00:01:08 Guess whose birthday is coming up soon?
00:01:13 I know. I know.
00:13:36 Hey, who took my cake?
00:13:46 What about jewelry? That's a nice birthday gift.
00:13:48 No, no, I have to be very careful here.
00:17:52 Oh, yeah. See, I'm very sensitive about that.
00:17:54 I mean, someone's birthday comes up,
00:17:56 I keep my ears open.
00:19:51 Well...
00:19:54 Oh, those birthdays.
00:19:57 I told you, they're relationship killers.
00:20:00 If a relationship is having any problems whatsoever,
00:20:03 a birthday will always bring it out.
00:20:04 I never should've made up those rules.
00:20:31 Besides, she's mad at me anyway
00:20:33 because of my birthday present.
00:20:34 What? What did you wind up giving her?
S03E13 - The Subway
00:08:01 Where you off to with such a nice present, huh?
00:08:04 Birthday party?
00:08:04 A wedding.
S04E07 - The Bubble Boy
00:07:02 That's nice.
00:07:03 Tomorrow is his birthday,
00:07:05 and it would mean so much to him
00:08:01 I promised I'd go visit him tomorrow.
00:08:03 It's his birthday.
00:08:04 I can't go to the cabin.
00:20:31 Hey, Seinfeld.
00:20:32 Hey, happy birthday.
00:20:33 Thanks for showing up.
S04E15 - The Visa
00:08:57 Welcome back.
00:09:02 I'm sorry. It was my aunt's birthday.
00:09:04 She makes such a big deal about it.
00:09:07 Yeah.
00:09:08 Well, birthdays are merely symbolic
00:09:10 of how another year has gone by...
00:09:31 Inevitably, irrevocably...
00:09:35 happy birthday?
00:09:37 No such thing.
S04E17 - The Outing
00:00:03 I am getting a little tired of pretending I'm excited
00:00:05 every time it's somebody's birthday.
00:00:06 You know what I mean?
00:00:21 where they tell you all the people
00:00:22 that have the same birthday as you...
00:00:24 It's always an odd group of people, too, isn't it?
00:01:22 Oh, what are you gonna get Jerry
00:01:23 for his birthday?
00:01:25 I got him a great gift.
00:08:10 I'm gonna try her again.
00:08:14 Happy birthday! "Faruba!"
00:08:17 Today's not my birthday.
00:08:14 Happy birthday! "Faruba!"
00:08:17 Today's not my birthday.
00:08:18 Well, I beg to differ.
00:08:18 Well, I beg to differ.
00:08:22 Well, I think I know when my birthday is.
00:08:24 Yeah, well, you'd think so, but you'd be wrong.
00:08:24 Yeah, well, you'd think so, but you'd be wrong.
00:08:29 Maybe he's right. Maybe it is my birthday.
00:08:32 Would you take the jacket off?
00:09:16 This is great. Thanks a lot.
00:09:17 Happy birthday, buddy.
00:09:19 Oh, wait, I got a call on the other line.
00:11:53 All right. Well, here you go.
00:11:56 Happy birthday.
00:11:57 Thank you.
00:12:18 All right, well...
00:12:20 Happy birthday.
00:12:22 Oh, Lainey!
00:17:19 I try and go out
00:17:21 and do something special for your birthday,
00:17:22 and this is the thanks I get!
S05E08 - The Barber
00:08:04 In fact,
00:08:06 yesterday was Grace's birthday.
00:08:08 She's such a sweet woman,
S05E10 - The Cigar Store Indian
00:06:55 Nice to see you again.
00:06:57 Elaine, is it your birthday?
00:06:58 No.
S05E20 - The Fire
00:00:03 To me, the thing about birthday parties
00:00:04 is that the first and last party you have
00:00:16 You don't know what's going on.
00:00:18 Both birthday parties,
00:00:19 people have to help you blow out the candles.
00:00:24 What is this ritual? What is going on?
00:00:27 It's also the only two birthday parties
00:00:28 where other people have to gather
00:00:41 "Tell them thank you for coming
00:00:42 to my birthday party."
00:00:47 These are great! Just great!
00:03:19 Do you think 25 kids is too much?
00:03:21 Twenty-five kids for his birthday party?
00:03:24 Don't put your tongue on the floor!
00:04:04 with catered food and entertainment.
00:04:06 I remember my seventh birthday party.
00:04:08 Blow out the candles! Blow out the candles!
S06E03 - The Pledge Drive
00:00:27 that covered every occasion for everybody in one shot?
00:00:30 "Happy birthday, merry christmas, happy anniversary,
00:00:32 congratulations, it's a boy and our deepest sympathies.
00:05:23 Here, look. Here's some cards I've saved.
00:05:25 These are birthday cards from my grandmother.
00:05:27 See, I'm not a bad guy.
00:05:53 Oh. Ooh. A check?
00:05:56 She puts $10 in every card for my birthday.
00:05:58 That's why I save them.
00:11:58 By the way, lunch is on me.
00:12:00 I just cashed my nana's birthday checks.
00:12:08 Looking for somethin', lady?
S06E12 - The Label Maker
00:04:44 so I thought I'd get him a Christmas present.
00:04:46 If you're getting him anything for his birthday, I'm a large.
00:04:54 Well, here we are.
S06E17 - The Kiss Hello
00:02:05 Yeah, every time I see her, I gotta kiss hello.
00:02:07 I just did it once on her birthday.
00:02:09 Somehow it mushroomed.
S06E22 - The Diplomat's Club
00:10:12 It's a pretty full house, lighting guy's name is Lou.
00:10:14 -He's got a birthday next week. -Yeah, I don't care.
00:10:17 By the way, I don't want you to freak out...
S07E04 - The Wink
00:05:17 What is this?
00:05:19 A birthday card.
00:05:21 Signed by the entire Yankee organization?
00:05:30 Hello.
00:05:31 You got that birthday card?
00:05:34 Birthday card?
00:05:31 You got that birthday card?
00:05:34 Birthday card?
00:05:35 Mr. Steinbrenner's birthday card.
00:05:34 Birthday card?
00:05:35 Mr. Steinbrenner's birthday card.
00:05:37 Wilhelm said you'd have it for me to sign.
00:08:03 Costanza, you may be my only friend around here.
00:08:05 You got that birthday card?
00:08:06 Uh, not yet.
00:09:26 Stubs gave me $200
00:09:28 for the autographed birthday card inside.
00:09:31 Who told you to sell the card?
00:10:31 Yes.
00:10:32 Well, I heard that you have a very special birthday card
00:10:36 with all the Yankee autographs on it.
00:20:04 but in today's modern world, it just doesn't seem relevant.
00:20:09 I still want to know what happened to that birthday card.
00:20:12 Morgan, did you ever sign it?
00:20:21 What's this?
00:20:22 Oh, it's a birthday card.
00:20:26 George, by the way, tomorrow night,
S07E07 - The Secret Code
00:15:05 Uh, let's see. Um...
00:15:07 Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately.
00:15:10 That's too obvious.
S07E12 - The Caddy
00:02:47 Mm. Oh, listen.
00:02:48 I'm having a birthday party tomorrow evening.
00:02:49 I'd love it if you came by.
00:05:06 She's your Lex Luthor.
00:05:09 Her birthday is coming up, see?
00:05:10 So I decided to get her a little present.
S08E02 - The Soul Mate
00:13:06 Well, there really is no junk mail.
00:13:08 Everybody wants a check or a birthday card, but--
00:13:10 It requires just as much manpower to deliver
S08E14 - The Van Buren Boys
00:01:02 I suppose I have to get a piece of cake.
00:01:05 -Why? -Today is my birthday.
00:01:08 What? Today?
00:01:10 Really?
00:01:11 Yep. ♪ Happy Birthday
00:01:13 ♪ To you ♪
00:01:13 ♪ To you ♪
00:01:15 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
00:01:18 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Lisa ♪
00:01:15 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
00:01:18 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Lisa ♪
00:01:24 So she went out with you on a first date
00:01:24 So she went out with you on a first date
00:01:26 and it was her birthday?
00:01:27 Yeah, and she picked the day.
00:01:34 She's attractive and fun.
00:01:37 Well, maybe she decided to celebrate her birthday
00:01:39 on the Monday after the weekend.
S09E04 - The Blood
00:17:28 I mean, I can't shake this woman, you know?
00:17:30 Now I gotta go to Jimmy's birthday party.
00:17:33 Whew!
S09E08 - The Betrayal
00:11:23 We had a deal, Newman,
00:11:25 and you were supposed to give me your birthday wish,
00:11:26 and now you've wasted it.
00:14:29 Look, Newman, I need your wish to protect me from FDR.
00:14:32 Can't do. I'm on an unbelievable birthday-wish hot streak.
00:14:35 My last five birthday wishes came true.
00:14:32 Can't do. I'm on an unbelievable birthday-wish hot streak.
00:14:35 My last five birthday wishes came true.
00:14:37 Come on. Look, I'll give you my next birthday wish.
00:14:35 My last five birthday wishes came true.
00:14:37 Come on. Look, I'll give you my next birthday wish.
00:14:40 Your next 50 wishes.
00:18:13 That's right.
00:18:14 My birthday wish was that you drop dead.
00:18:17 Well, why?
00:18:20 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:18:21 If you make a birthday wish out loud it doesn't come true.
00:18:24 That's just a silly superstition.
00:18:36 Yeah, Franklin Delano Romanowski.
00:18:38 I go to his birthday party
00:18:40 and just before he blew out his candles
00:18:45 Evil eye.
00:18:48 Everybody's cranky on their birthday.
00:18:50 Oh, it's a bad day. You got everyone in your house,
00:18:52 you're thinking, "These are my friends?"
00:18:54 Everyday is my birthday.
00:18:57 Well, I can't have this hanging over my head. It's bad mojo.
S09E12 - The Reverse Peephole
00:01:28 We got to give presents to people for moving?
00:01:30 The birthdays, Christmas, it's enough gifts.
00:01:33 I would like one month off.
S09E15 - The Wizard
00:00:10 It's a Wizard electronic organizer for my dad.
00:00:12 I'm goin' to Florida for his birthday.
00:00:13 How much was it?
00:05:26 Well, as long as I'm up,
00:05:28 Dad, I got you a birthday present.
00:05:30 Here. Happy birthday.
00:05:28 Dad, I got you a birthday present.
00:05:30 Here. Happy birthday.
00:05:32 Aw, Jerry.
00:05:36 What does that mean?
00:05:37 Leave your father alone. It's his birthday.
00:05:40 Ooh!
00:10:02 Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here
00:10:03 on your father's birthday.
00:10:05 You've helped take his mind off the condo election.
S09E18 - The Frogger
00:00:03 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
00:00:10 Elaine, cake?
00:00:21 It's Walter's last day. We have to celebrate.
00:00:23 It's his birthday and it's his last day?
00:00:25 This is other Walter, from Returns.
00:00:39 ♪ For he's A jolly good fellow ♪
00:00:41 ♪ Happy birthday To you ♪
00:00:44 ♪ For he's A jolly good fellow ♪
00:00:44 ♪ For he's A jolly good fellow ♪
00:00:46 Birthday to you ♪
00:00:47 ♪ Happy birthday... ♪
00:00:46 ♪ Birthday to you ♪
00:00:47 ♪ Happy birthday... ♪
00:00:54 What is so bad about having a little piece of cake?
S09E23E24 - The Finale
00:40:01 And then what happened?
00:40:03 Well, I invited him to attend my son's birthday party and...
00:40:08 Fire!