SeinQuotes
| 00:02:28 | Talking with her was like talking with you... |
| 00:02:31 | but, you know, obviously much better. |
| 00:02:33 | So, you know, what happened? |
| 00:11:05 | That close, huh? |
| 00:11:07 | You better believe it. |
| 00:11:13 | Hello. |
| 00:16:02 | Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. |
| 00:16:07 | The difference between a date and job interview is... |
| 00:16:09 | not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end. |
| 00:22:27 | We're here. We are everywhere. |
| 00:22:30 | We're honking our horns to serve you better. |
| 00:08:08 | I think it's going to be big." |
| 00:08:12 | I bet you there were other guys in history |
| 00:08:13 | that tried to get relationships named after them, |
| 00:08:15 | but it didn't work. |
| 00:08:17 | You know, I bet you there were guys that tried to do it, |
| 00:08:19 | just went, "Hi, my name's Rico. Uh... |
| 00:21:38 | When you're on a stakeout, |
| 00:21:40 | do you find it's better to stand up against the wall |
| 00:21:43 | or kind of crouch down behind a big plant? |
| 00:07:37 | - Do you ever find anything? - No. |
| 00:07:45 | - Well, thanks anyway. - You bet. |
| 00:07:49 | I didn't get that joke either. |
| 00:14:33 | I am not taking it. |
| 00:14:35 | Well, one of you better damn well take it. |
| 00:14:37 | - Well, what do you wanna do here? - I don't know. |
| 00:15:30 | Elaine, what do you think? |
| 00:15:34 | I better not. |
| 00:15:40 | I'll tell you what, I'll choose you for it. |
| 00:17:29 | Now, I'm gonna go over there. I'm gonna borrow some tea. |
| 00:17:33 | If I don't get back in five minutes, you better call the police. |
| 00:17:36 | Okay. Starting now! |
| 00:05:24 | Oh, hi, Mark. |
| 00:05:27 | No, no, no. Look, forget that. I got a better idea-- |
| 00:05:30 | A pizza place where you make your own pie. |
| 00:20:20 | Oh, we finished early. |
| 00:20:21 | Mm. I'll bet. |
| 00:20:24 | So are you going to, uh, introduce me to your nephew? |
| 00:03:16 | Just the business section is good. |
| 00:03:18 | You'd better find that grape |
| 00:03:19 | before it mutates into another life form. |
| 00:04:45 | I will check to the raiser. |
| 00:04:47 | My bet? All right. |
| 00:04:49 | I'll open with... |
| 00:06:33 | walking around naked. |
| 00:06:38 | You know, the presents get a lot better in phase two. |
| 00:06:41 | Really? |
| 00:11:02 | I'm gonna have to wait in that little room all by myself, aren't l? |
| 00:11:07 | I better take this. |
| 00:11:09 | I hate the little room. |
| 00:16:15 | You're his friend. |
| 00:16:17 | Better that she should sleep with someone else? |
| 00:16:19 | Some jerk that he doesn't even know? |
| 00:19:15 | -I can't stop thinking about it. -I'm okay. I'm fine. |
| 00:19:18 | I'm wonderful. I never felt better in my whole life. |
| 00:19:21 | Good. |
| 00:04:47 | Yeah, well, this time-- This time you're wrong. |
| 00:04:49 | -Come on, I'll even bet you. -Seriously? |
| 00:04:51 | I don't want you betting. Morty, don't let them bet. |
| 00:04:49 | -Come on, I'll even bet you. -Seriously? |
| 00:04:51 | I don't want you betting. Morty, don't let them bet. |
| 00:04:54 | A big dinner with dessert, but I got till the end of the month. |
| 00:04:58 | -I'll give you a year. -No, no. |
| 00:05:01 | -No, no, a month. End of the month. -It's a bet. |
| 00:05:15 | Seriously, do you wanna switch chairs? |
| 00:09:55 | ...when do I get my dinner? |
| 00:09:57 | There's no dinner. The bet's off. I'm not gonna do it. |
| 00:10:01 | Yes, I know you're not gonna do it. That's why I bet. |
| 00:09:57 | There's no dinner. The bet's off. I'm not gonna do it. |
| 00:10:01 | Yes, I know you're not gonna do it. That's why I bet. |
| 00:10:03 | Yeah, well, there's no bet if I'm not doing it. |
| 00:10:01 | Yes, I know you're not gonna do it. That's why I bet. |
| 00:10:03 | Yeah, well, there's no bet if I'm not doing it. |
| 00:10:06 | That's the bet, that you're not doing it. |
| 00:10:03 | Yeah, well, there's no bet if I'm not doing it. |
| 00:10:06 | That's the bet, that you're not doing it. |
| 00:10:09 | Yeah, I could do it. I don't wanna do it. |
| 00:10:09 | Yeah, I could do it. I don't wanna do it. |
| 00:10:11 | We didn't bet on if you wanted to do it... |
| 00:10:13 | ...we bet on if it would be done. |
| 00:10:11 | We didn't bet on if you wanted to do it... |
| 00:10:13 | ...we bet on if it would be done. |
| 00:10:15 | -And it could be done. -Well, of course it could be done. |
| 00:10:23 | Show me the levels. |
| 00:10:25 | -The bet is the levels. -I don't want the levels. |
| 00:10:29 | That's the bet. |
| 00:10:25 | -The bet is the levels. -I don't want the levels. |
| 00:10:29 | That's the bet. |
| 00:10:32 | Man. |
| 00:16:58 | Great. |
| 00:16:59 | Couldn't be better. |
| 00:17:02 | Good. |
| 00:17:09 | Man, Kramer. I could kill him. |
| 00:17:12 | You know better than to get involved with Kramer. |
| 00:17:14 | He said he'd give me a lift. |
| 00:00:04 | is that everybody you see on television |
| 00:00:06 | is doing something better than what you're doing. |
| 00:00:09 | You never see anybody on TV, |
| 00:13:45 | and all of them liked the commercial. |
| 00:13:47 | Boy, I'll bet you got a regular Algonquin Round Table there. |
| 00:13:52 | Hey. |
| 00:01:18 | my premousse, and now I begin my postmousse. |
| 00:01:21 | Truthfully, have you ever seen a better-looking guy? |
| 00:01:24 | Looks, it's so subjective. |
| 00:05:12 | is that nobody stops you from saying the wrong thing. |
| 00:05:14 | I think life would be a lot better |
| 00:05:16 | if it was like you're always making a movie. |
| 00:12:50 | Oh, come on! She'll pay you back. |
| 00:12:52 | What's five grand between friends? |
| 00:12:54 | Oh, of course I'd pay you back. |
| 00:13:12 | Well, you know, |
| 00:13:14 | money can sometimes come between friends. |
| 00:13:16 | Get out of here. |
| 00:15:21 | It's tough. |
| 00:15:25 | Well, better load up on some carbos |
| 00:15:28 | before the race. |
| 00:06:58 | He cleaned in the little one-inch area |
| 00:07:00 | between the refrigerator and the counter. |
| 00:07:03 | How'd he get in there? |
| 00:17:06 | You know, Ray is very upset over these accusations. |
| 00:17:11 | I'm staying out of this one. This is between them. |
| 00:17:13 | I am not getting involved. |
| 00:08:15 | Oh, I got tied up. |
| 00:08:16 | I'll bet you did. |
| 00:08:19 | [GUFFAWS] |
| 00:07:37 | Uh, yeah, you know, doc, |
| 00:07:38 | I gotta tell you, I feel a lot better. |
| 00:07:41 | Well, we looked at your EKGs, ran some tests, |
| 00:20:20 | At least we lived. |
| 00:20:24 | Kramer went to Eckman. He feels all better already. |
| 00:20:29 | What? What are you doing? |
| 00:21:42 | "Intravenous, heart/lung machine, |
| 00:21:44 | I never felt better in my life." |
| 00:21:46 | Medical science is making advances every day |
| 00:09:29 | Well, I'll tell you, though, it was really passionate. |
| 00:09:32 | Better than before? |
| 00:09:33 | She must have taken some kind of seminar or something. |
| 00:13:54 | Maybe I'll get her some jewelry. |
| 00:13:56 | No, no, you can't get her anything better than me. |
| 00:13:59 | Whatever I spend, you have to spend half. |
| 00:21:28 | Plus, you know what else. |
| 00:21:33 | You better call her. |
| 00:21:37 | Hey. Hey. |
| 00:22:05 | And the other. |
| 00:22:08 | Boy, I really liked the two of you much better |
| 00:22:10 | when you weren't a couple. |
| 00:15:23 | Well, you know, there are many differences... |
| 00:15:25 | between American and Soviet cultures that you're not aware of. |
| 00:15:29 | See, in Russia, the cable guy, they got the whole run of the house. |
| 00:18:34 | Actually, I never had any formal training. |
| 00:18:37 | I guess I'd be better suited for improvs or something... |
| 00:18:41 | Thanks a lot. |
| 00:12:02 | Mr. Cohen, haven't seen you for a couple of weeks. |
| 00:12:05 | Well, I've been looking for a better place. |
| 00:12:08 | Better place! Want a...? Want a table? |
| 00:12:05 | Well, I've been looking for a better place. |
| 00:12:08 | Better place! Want a...? Want a table? |
| 00:12:11 | No, just bring me a plate, and I'll eat here. |
| 00:13:07 | to ask for a balding, stocky man with glasses. |
| 00:13:11 | I better tell them I'm expecting a call. |
| 00:13:14 | - Jerry, here comes that woman. - Where do I know her? |
| 00:01:26 | Mm-mm-mm-mm! |
| 00:01:28 | I'll bet you |
| 00:01:29 | he's getting hair transplants. |
| 00:12:25 | All right, I'll tell you what. |
| 00:12:27 | If it's gonna make you feel any better, you can see me naked. |
| 00:12:29 | No, thank you. |
| 00:13:31 | My back hurts. |
| 00:13:32 | Morty, better hurry up. Get ready. |
| 00:13:34 | We've got plenty of time. |
| 00:17:06 | We should sit down. |
| 00:17:11 | This better be good. |
| 00:17:12 | I'm missing Golden Girls for this. |
| 00:01:04 | I don't know why they won't let him sit up here with me. |
| 00:01:08 | He's a lot better behaved than most of the dregs |
| 00:01:10 | you find onboard here. |
| 00:04:25 | Oh, yeah. |
| 00:04:27 | The sooner the better. I can't wait to do it. |
| 00:04:29 | You know some people you worry about whether or not |
| 00:17:07 | Well, where have you been? |
| 00:17:09 | Yeah? Well, you better pick up your dog tonight, |
| 00:17:12 | or he has humped his last leg. |
| 00:09:08 | I got to find out if I ruined his life. |
| 00:09:11 | Hey, Babaloo, you better get home. |
| 00:09:13 | You know, this guy Bookman from the library, |
| 00:11:45 | and The Five Chinese Brothers? |
| 00:11:47 | Doesn't he deserve better? |
| 00:11:49 | Look, if you think this is about overdue fines |
| 00:11:49 | Look, if you think this is about overdue fines |
| 00:11:51 | and missing books, you'd better think again. |
| 00:11:53 | This is about that kid's right to read a book |
| 00:20:04 | What's my problem? Punks like you. That's my problem, |
| 00:20:08 | and you'd better not screw up again, Seinfeld, because if you do, |
| 00:20:10 | I'll be all over you like a pit bull on a poodle. |
| 00:00:54 | Hey, I didn't get one either. |
| 00:00:56 | Why do I always have the feeling everybody's doing something better than me |
| 00:00:59 | on Saturday afternoons? |
| 00:03:54 | I don't know. Maybe two hours. |
| 00:03:57 | You better find this car. |
| 00:03:59 | Let's try this way. |
| 00:07:40 | And don't settle for 145. |
| 00:07:42 | You can do better. You're a genius. |
| 00:07:51 | Thank you, Babu. |
| 00:20:33 | -Here you go. -Thanks. |
| 00:20:37 | I hope you do a lot better this time. |
| 00:20:43 | Actually, you know, I think I did. |
| 00:01:52 | There's a hundred different things here. |
| 00:01:55 | What's the difference between these two? |
| 00:01:58 | You got propylparaben? |
| 00:04:41 | Chicken wing. |
| 00:04:43 | No, no, no, I've got a better one. |
| 00:04:46 | Head-patting. |
| 00:10:04 | There's nothing I could do. It's part of the code. |
| 00:10:08 | All plans between men are tentative. |
| 00:10:11 | If one man should suddenly have an opportunity |
| 00:10:48 | Hey, is that real fur? |
| 00:10:50 | It'd better be, or my ex-husband owes me an explanation. |
| 00:10:53 | Good night. |
| 00:14:34 | and really, thanks again. |
| 00:14:37 | Well, you'd better zip up. |
| 00:14:38 | I couldn't get the top on the convertible up. |
| 00:15:56 | but I'm just on my way out to meet a friend. |
| 00:15:58 | Oh, come on, you can come up with something better than that. |
| 00:16:02 | No, really, I just got off the phone |
| 00:01:11 | What are they gonna do? |
| 00:01:14 | You know, I'd better call the car-phone company, |
| 00:01:16 | cancel my service. |
| 00:07:16 | Would you like insurance? |
| 00:07:17 | Yeah, you better give me the insurance, |
| 00:07:18 | because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing. |
| 00:12:01 | He is not a drug addict. |
| 00:12:02 | Hey, maybe he's diabetic. |
| 00:12:04 | He might just need a cookie or something. |
| 00:13:24 | Yeah. Does he wear slippers? |
| 00:13:26 | I bet he wears slippers. |
| 00:13:27 | He does. How'd you know that? |
| 00:22:23 | But if I was to get married, you know those vows, |
| 00:22:26 | "For richer or for poorer, for better or for worse." |
| 00:22:28 | All I need is the sickness. That to me is the most important one. |
| 00:22:39 | Do whatever you want. |
| 00:22:40 | But if I get the sniffles, you better be there. |
| 00:01:22 | Who am I gonna tell, my mother? |
| 00:01:24 | Like I have nothing better to talk about. |
| 00:01:25 | You don't. |
| 00:17:36 | What's the order? |
| 00:17:38 | We'll go in alphabetical order. You're first, Roberta. |
| 00:17:39 | Why am I first? |
| 00:08:49 | around a revolver like a normal person? |
| 00:08:53 | What's going on between you and Gina? |
| 00:08:55 | Well, I went with her to the hospital last night. |
| 00:19:44 | Give me that! |
| 00:19:45 | Jerry, you better stop her or I'll tell! |
| 00:19:46 | Elaine, no! No! |
| 00:22:08 | Why don't they just keep trying? What has changed? |
| 00:22:10 | Is their life any better now? |
| 00:22:12 | No. In fact, it's worse, because now they've found out... |
| 00:00:04 | the importance of the conductor. |
| 00:00:06 | I mean, between you and me... |
| 00:00:08 | what the hell is this guy doing? |
| 00:01:57 | You know, maybe you need |
| 00:01:58 | somebody between good and mediocre. |
| 00:02:00 | No, maybe I need somebody who has nothing. |
| 00:14:37 | He was uncomfortable because it was our first time. |
| 00:14:39 | So he felt he'd perform better if we did it in the kitchen. |
| 00:14:42 | What? |
| 00:16:58 | you're gonna have to deal with me. |
| 00:17:02 | You know, I bet I know what this is about. |
| 00:17:04 | It's about a woman, isn't it? |
| 00:17:21 | Yes! You see? |
| 00:17:23 | Isn't that better than fighting? |
| 00:17:25 | Animosity? |
| 00:12:14 | Do me a favor. Go back to the other lane. |
| 00:12:15 | Your lane was better. Forget this lane. |
| 00:12:16 | This lane stinks. Go back to your lane. |
| 00:14:19 | The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple, |
| 00:14:23 | striking Newman between the third |
| 00:14:24 | and the fourth rib. |
| 00:26:38 | you want to pick her up? |
| 00:26:39 | I'd better not. |
| 00:26:39 | I'll pick her up. |
| 00:31:19 | was it a long make-out thing? |
| 00:31:22 | Between a peck and a make-out. |
| 00:31:25 | So you like him. |
| 00:36:27 | but I never thought she'd find someone |
| 00:36:28 | she liked better than me, |
| 00:36:30 | but, you know, I guess I had my chance, |
| 00:39:26 | Or not. |
| 00:39:33 | Better bring your gloves. |
| 00:39:35 | It's freezing out there. |
| 00:42:23 | Oh, look, guys, don't worry about it. |
| 00:42:26 | Well, I guess I'd better get going. |
| 00:42:27 | Now, what are you doing? |
| 00:19:27 | George and Jerry, they probably know who killed Kennedy. |
| 00:19:29 | I bet they were even in on it. |
| 00:19:31 | Ah-ha-ha-ha. |